Insanity Strikes Thrice
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Joined 01-30-06, id: 981156
Author has written 4 stories for Lost, SSX Tricky, and Tales of Symphonia.

Okay, well, here's a little about me:

I'm a chick from Canada. That's all I'll say.


TV shows- Friends, Seinfeld, Frasier, Everybody Loves Raymond, Lost, House, Monk

Movies- too many to list

Video games- SSX 3, Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda, Soul Caliber II, Paper Mario (what?), several others (Nintendo OWNS Sony and Microsoft! Yay oldschool!)

Books- Uh... I have a little confession to make. I know it's weird- I write, but for the most part, I hate reading anything published. They always publish the wrong stuff, all my favorite reads are on the internet, this site for fanfics, then fictionpress for other stuff. I do, however, have soft spots for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Inheritance (although the movie sucked ass) and His Dark Materials.

Music- Green Day, Alien Ant Farm, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Counting Crows, the Killers, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Talent, Fall Out Boy, Nickelback, anything that's fast and has guitars, basically


Hottest athlete: Matthew Lombardi. Center. Calgary Flames. Hottest man in the world, I swear.

Hottest TV character: Either Sawyer (Josh Holloway) from Lost or Chase (Jesse Spencer) from House.

Hottest video games character: SQUALL FROM FINAL FANTASY VIII! Then either Mac from SSX 3 (not the other games so much, though), Kratos from Tales of Symphonia, Link (adult) from Legend of Zelda/Super Smash Bros., Kilik from Soul Caliber II (Link's in that too, but he's not as hot in that one)


TV shows- reality shows (SO BORING! AND ALWAYS THE SAME!)

Movies- The Notebook (needs a plot), a few others not so notable

Video games- Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance (good storyline, but the crappy playstyle kills it all for me), a few others

Books- as previously stated, most of them.

Music: Beatles, Beach Boys, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Pussycat Dolls, Christina Aguilera (if that's how it's spelt), Nelly Furtado, Rod Stewart, basically most people who were around before I was born and anyone who's more about sex than music or just plain annoying

Uh... I'm on a block for everything. Sorry, everyone.

Ships I like:

House- House/Cuddy, Chase/Cameron

Lost- Sawyer/Kate

Friends- Ross/Rachel, Chandler/Monica (just like everyone else...), Mike/Phoebe (I know, most people wanted Phoebe to be with Joey, but I like Mike)

SSX- Mac/Allegra, Nate/Elise, Viggo/Elise, Marty/Zoe

Tales of Symphonia- Kratos/Raine, Kratos/Sheena, Zelos/Sheena, Genis/Presea, Lloyd/Sheena

Legend of Zelda- Link/Zelda (nothing else makes sense)

Soul Caliber II- Kilik/Xianghua (spelling), Yunsung/Talim, Assassin/Talim (don't ask)

His Dark Materials- Will/Lyra, Lord Asriel/Mrs. Coulter

Harry Potter- Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna, Snape/Lily

Ships I will read about, but don't really support (indifferent, basically):

Lost: Boone/Shannon, Sayid/Shannon, Charlie/Claire

Friends: Joey/Phoebe (but only pre-season 9 fics)

SSX- Mac/Kaori

Tales of Symphonia- Kratos/Anna (if Anna wasn't dead I'd like this ship a lot more)

Legend of Zelda- Link/Malon

Harry Potter- Sirius/Remus, Draco/Ginny, Ron/Luna Snape/Hermione (I know, gross, but SO DAMN FUNNY)

Ships I hate:

House- House/Stacy

Lost- Jack(or anyone other than Sawyer)/Kate, Sawyer/Ana(or anyone other than Kate)

SSX- Viggo/Allegra

Tales of Symphonia- Anybody/Colette (I just hate Colette, I find her really annoying)

Legend of Zelda- Link/Sheik implying that Sheik is a guy (I actually like yaoi now, but SHEIK IS A FRIKIN' GIRL!! ANY LINK/SHEIK FIC IS JUST A LINK/ZELDA FIC UNDER A DIFFERENT NAME, AND THAT'S HOW IT SHOULD BE!!), Link/Ilia (god, Ilia was SO ANNOYING in Twilight Princess! They better not make her a regular character!)

Harry Potter- Harry/Hermione, Neville/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, James/Lily (don't even get me started...)



Or try to.

Chocolate tastes good.

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Hardcore SSX by DJCaiaphas reviews
Eddie and Viggo host a TV show about the world of SSX On Tour. What secrets will they dig up? Who is this Sid character, and why does hang around Kaori? Who is the Unknown Rider? And what in the world is up with Psymon? MacxAllxSidxKao, SkyexEd
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
LOST: Parodies of the Complete 1st Season, Almost by Zephdae reviews
See the plane crash. See the survivors survive. Watch as the island becomes freaky. Monsters abound. Rated TV14 for Violence, Language, Sexuality, and some Crude Humor. Completed parodies of episodes 1-14!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,273 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
It's a Small World Afterall! by Snape's southernbelle reviews
Dumbledore opened his new box of LemoniestLemonyLemon Drops to find a YOU WON! paper fall into his lap. I just won a trip for eight to a place called 'Walt Disney World' they say it is the Happiest Place on Earth! Hilarity and a bit of HGSS and GWDM en
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,120 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Corridors and Moonlight by momentofbored reviews
COMPLETED. The fourth of four vignettes now up: Severus pays a visit to Lily just before her death. The story spans from their final year at Hogwarts till the August before James and Lily's death... Angst and sexual tension abound throughout! SSLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Emerald and Ebony by pocketsun reviews
She would be his first love and his last. Deathly Hallows Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Love and Shadow by Luminous Lu reviews
Kate thought she was happy with Jack, but things change. Skate
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,505 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
No More Running by Freelancer21 reviews
Sawyer and Kate ran from the Others, but can’t run from their feelings anymore.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
TOW the Body Switching by writerchic16 reviews
Phoebe’s attempt to stop Monica and Chandler’s arguing causes the two to switch bodies, and, accidentally, Ross and Rachel as well. COMPLETE
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,166 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Children of the Hatch by GoldenGirl reviews
A Lost story where Sawyer's a devoted dad, Kate's a clueless momwhorepyromaniac, Jack's a delusional parent of 3 kids that arent his, and nothing is sacred but the skate relationship.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,951 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
Ugly by KateLilly reviews
She ran from the law. He’s never been in love. Fate brought them together. Death nearly tore them apart. But she has to learn not to run. And he has to learn not to hate. Ugly. R&R. SKate!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
Love's Mistake by rachgreengeller reviews
Emma Geller falls from a cheerleading pyramid and lands in the 80's ... her job to get a snotty cheerleader and a science geek together . Also her fat aunt and a punky kid from boarding school...
Friends - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Forever Friends by rachgreengeller reviews
The story of two friends from college to life....Chandler Bing and Ross Geller....follow their disastrous dates and when they meet their true loves...
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005
Coming out of the closet by nife reviews
Yuan and Kratos are going to Lloyd and Zelos's wedding when Yuan get's himself locked in a closet. That is till Kratos finds him again... KratosYuan
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kratos A. - Complete
New Beginnings by Blue Eyes At Night reviews
After getting off the island, life gets complicated for Kate and Sawyer. As if being on the run wasn't hard enough, a kid triples the trouble...and what happens when Dharma becomes a little too interested in children born from those on the island...AU
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,649 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sawyer, Kate
Redemption by Freelancer21 reviews
Slowly, Sawyer and Kate fall for each other... but they both have issues to work on before truly being able to be together.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Sawyer, Kate - Complete
In The Ditch of Affection by Fantasy-Flyer reviews
After another successful round in SSX Tricky, Mac is ready to take on anybody that stands in his way, including his newly-made rival. Will Mac’s past haunt him? Mac&Allegra
SSX Tricky - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004
New York Passion by rachgreengeller reviews
Chandler's mother is at it again, another book, New York Passion. Her characters are a thinly disguised version of her son's friends and their many romantic entanglements. Hilarity ensues when the book hits the stands and the Friends lives are disrupted.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Love Doesn't Come From A Potion by The Grim reviews
SSHG, Snape feels alien emotions he hasn't felt in 16 years, and Hermione begins to feel these emotions for the first time in her life...R&R! Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,953 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Wingless Angels reviews
A fic that chronicles the lives of the Four Seraphim before the world was split in two. Summary sucks. No REAL slash, although Yuan and Kratos may act rather gay on occasion. YuanMartel.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Yuan, Kratos A.
Mountain Cave Chronicles reviews
SSX3. The guys think the girls are highmaintenance. The girls think the guys are insensitive. Atomika thinks it’s the end of the world. Characters OOC. First SSX fic, please R&R.
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006
The Art of Getting Even reviews
Postisland. So Kate owes Sawyer a favor. SKate. CHAPTER SIX FINALLY UP! Sawyer and company arrive on the island. A wrong assumption made by Libby potentially ruins Sawyer and Kate's future.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Kate, Sawyer
Oblivion reviews
AU. Jack’s parents once adopted Sawyer, but Jack nearly got him killed and now he suffers from selective amnesia. Can Jack help Sawyer remember those lost years of his life while both of them are trying to suppress feelings for Kate? NO slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sawyer, Jack