Author has written 8 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Dark Angel, and Firefly.
"I'm here to chew gum and kick ass and I'm all outta gum." -They Live
Me: I'd get Lisa to join my Army of Evil -'cause who's eviler, right?- but she'd probably kill me and take over.
Lisa: What's your passport number? Me: Nine?
"Whatever doesn't kill me . . . is in some serious effing trouble." -Anon.
My father: That's alright, you just go ahead and be whoever you're gonna be. You will anyway.
Me: Oh, I'm being me just as hard as I can.
Me: You feel that? That moisture in the air? That's the universe. Pissing on my head.
"There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are." - W. Somerset Maugham
"My work is a game, a very serious game." - M. C. Escher
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." -
"Those who fear the imagination condemn it: something childish, they say, something monsterish, misbegotten. Not all of us dream awake. But those of us who do have no choice." - Patricia McKillip
"Fairy tales are important, not because they tell us that dragons exist but that they can be killed." -G.K. Chesterton
I never thought people actually read these and then I checked my stats. Imagine my surprise- they do! So I guess it's rude for me not to write a little something for all you people who are apparently curious. So here I go (obviously)-
I like SciFi/Fantasy tv and movies- I like Dark Angel, Supernatural (Jensen Ackles- pretty and talented), Firefly, Smallville, X-Men, and a number of other things. I used to post my stuff on lots of different sites but I have decided to consolidate- simplify my life kind of thing. So, look for me in some new fandoms, kids.
I like my ships unexpected. Oh, and I'm obsessed with dialogue. I carry a notebook with me and I steal great lines I hear people use. I write and re-write the dialogue in my fics over and over, trying to capture a character perfectly. Characterization is my other obseesion so sometimes I think my fics are weak in terms of plot. I don't have internet access at home right now, so I don't have time to read a lot of fic (this sucks) and I feel bad that I can't read and review very much. When my access changes this will change, I promise! But I love to get reviews like everyone. I don't even mind getting slammed as long as it valid. I want to improve!
Also, here are some random facts about me just to spice things up-
1. I am attracted to amoral men. (This explains my obsession with Lex Luther and Alec from Dark Angel.)
2. I own 112 hats.
3. I killed a man in Reno once. Just to watch him die.
4. That last one was a joke.
5. Someday, I will publish at least one of my novels!
6. Right now, I cannot stop listening to 'Use Somebody' by the Kings of Leon.
That's probably it- I don't know what else you're supposed to write in these things. Thanks for reading this meandering piece of crap and come back again as I will continue posting quotations from my extensive collection. (Quotations- another obsession.)
P.S. My pen name is a reference to the Terry Pratchett Discworld novel 'Going Postal'. (Terry Pratchett- also obsessed with)
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