polka-dotted-pengiuns
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-31-06, id: 981895, Profile Updated: 12-25-09
Author has written 31 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Young Wizards, Song of the Lioness, and RENT.

This is a shared account

Polka-Dotted-Penguin 2 in Fifteen Sentence Fragments or Less!

I am seventeen. I drive a 1990 Crown Victoria and I think that it is fabulous. I refer to people as Pal far too often, especially people who I know nowhere near well enough to be calling pal. I'm blonde, I'm short. I enjoy crocheting, competitive swimming, sewing, writing essays, cross country, knitting, learning, reading, walking, and music. I enjoy playing both swing music, and on the popular playground equipment. I play piano, guitar, and any nameable percussion instrument. I live in Kansas. I don't like television, but have some strange addiction to nineties-rific Meg Ryan movies. I aspire to be a high school Spanish teacher and to obtain a doctoral degree in Spanish. I, for some reason, believe that I am perfectly normal.

I own exactly six pairs of Chuck Taylors. I don't know why you need to know that.

I laugh too loud and smile too much and start too many projects at once.

I believe that the characters of Remus Lupin, Kit Rodriguez, Sirius Black, James Potter, Carmela Rodriguez, and Ronan are veritable playgrounds and I am glad for their fictional existence.

I am a vegetarian. I find mowing the lawn enjoyable.

I hope you like my stories.

I'd stay away from the old ones though as they're kind of crap-tastic.

Polka-Dotted-Penguin 1

Okay so it may seem like I have died since I haven't updated in forever but I'm not, and since the crap that I've had to deal with at home is more or less over, I'm going to try to continue with my stories.

General Info:

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 90. :)

Gender: Well I'm not a boy so what else is there?

Hobbies: -Cross-Country

-Track

-Running

-Photography

-Reading

-Cooking

-Writing

-Photoshope.

Okay so that's pretty much it.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Gold Haze by saucykate reviews
Futurefic. Roshaun/Dairine. Sometimes, out of the corner of her eye, Dairine sees a flash of gold. Quirky little epilogue included for your reading pleasure.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Jennaz life on hogwarts by VampirEyes reviews
jenna is a gurl who falls in love wiv a copkle of boys she cant choose, i suck at summareys but juz read, iz really coowl! written by my friend kaitlin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - OC, Draco M.
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind Ambition by Morte Lise reviews
Toph, taken prisoner by the Fire Nation, has a heart to heart conversation with her mysterious cellmate. It's pretty pathetic that the blind girl can see the light better than you can. Toph X ?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Zuko, Toph
Time Capsule by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Set immediately after OotP. Harry is feeling fairly awful and rather dislikes his father after what he saw him do to Snape. But when Remus sends him a box full of his fathers old notes and journals, Harry starts to see a different side to James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,706 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - James P., Harry P.
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wand by xRJLupinx reviews
It's Harry Potter with the stylings of Rent! Or maybe it's Rent: HarryPotterStyle. Either way, it's interesting. Author's Universe. HPGW, HGLL, RLSB, with previous RWHG and DMGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006
Accepting Toph by SennaFan4ever reviews
When Toph comes down with the flu, Katara tends to her, and in doing so, finally accepts her as one of the family. Pre Fury of Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Katara, Toph - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Expository Mmails by Paxluvfelicitas reviews
Kit and Ronan didn't exactly get along so well, but in Wizards At War, Kit asks Ronan to tag along, and they are comfortable enough to bang fists... Did we miss something? The Invitation. KitNita Fluff and Excessive Machismo. Reviewers get beta WizPods.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
In Complete Confidence by Greenladie reviews
After the war with Tusaine everything is going wrong for Roger. Consumed by his frustration, Roger takes an afternoon to confess his insecurities to his most trusted confidant... himself. Oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Shattered by Magnusrae reviews
Zhao captures Aang and Zuko loses everything. Without his ship, his men or even his Uncle, how does the Prince react? Poorly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,998 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Zuko - Complete
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Timeless Tale by CleveristWitchHerAge reviews
HBP spoilers! Finished! James, Lily, and Sirius are sent to the future. When they get there, they find many questions and many revelations. They also find Harry and his friends are very secretive. The answer to that leads to a very unexpected adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,411 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Finding by ultimaton reviews
Kit wishes he could find out what Nita was thinking, and Ponch is just the Finder for the job. One-shot, errant thought at 2 am. Comments welcome.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
The Ambiguous Animagus by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Sequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Something Old, Something New reviews
He'd bought the shirt just last weekend to wear to the nice restaurant he'd taken her to earlier that evening, and he'd planned on it landing in the floor, but he hadn't planned on it being his floor and he hadnt planned on being the one to unbutton it KN
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kit R., Nita C.
Pro reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Partners reviews
Falling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Prom Please? reviews
I thought we had a date with the couch, old chick flicks, and some ice-cream' Kit asks Nita to prom. Nita says yes. And that flipping her stomach keeps doing just might be something more than indigestion.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Summer Fling reviews
But it didn’t matter. Kit was just a fling, a simple and completely un-dynamic relationship that needed to be attempted but was doomed to amount to nothing. It didn’t matter."
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Bruford reviews
“I don’t think you have any room to say I’m not dumb. I let you drink your weight in cheap alcohol for my own amusement. I’d say that’s very dumb of me.” Roger discovers that Mark is a talkative drunk. Penis names are discussed.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Think About It reviews
You don’t have some weird shoe fetish, do you? Cause if you did, I’d be forced to steal the popcorn back to punish you for such unnatural perversions.' A oneshot profiling Kit as he attempts to discover just why Nita affects him the way she does.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Oh the Places You'll Go reviews
You kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarf
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Better than a Prince prompt: imagine reviews
“When you were little, and you played pretend, did you ever imagine this? Did you ever think, ‘Wow, I’m not going to marry some rich good looking guy, I’m going to marry some random kid I meet by a tree and see how it goes, you know, just for kicks?
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
that smile of his reviews
In which Nita prepares for a date and ponders the wonders of the universe…and her boyfriend. Because really, what better to compare a thriving romance to than a fancy shmancy skirt and a pair of slightly decrepit converse. KitNita oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Tis the Season to be Scary reviews
It's Halloween and Kit's locked himself in the bathroom, never to be seen again. Follow Nita as she mocks Kit the Pansy, discusses hair curlers with afore mentioned pansy, hurries him along, and ultimately, figures out what he is. Short punshot, enjoy.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
And So It Began reviews
Chapter eight part one finally up! “Remus, I must say, at the current time of two a.m. on this fine night, you look about as frighteningly horrible as a drunken bunny rabbit wearing a tshirt supporting world peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
The pond was evil reviews
After getting transfered to another world by a pond, Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko end up at Hogwarts. Now they have to help Harry find the horrcruxs. Harry PotterAvatar Crossover Finally updated!1
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006
Death by Chocolate reviews
In which Kit braves romantically inclined ovens, sibling induced humiliation, a brick of brownie batter that eats anything that touches it, and ultimately, a Death by Chocolate, all to give Nita the best Christmas gift he can.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas reviews
Chapter 3 up. 'Watched Filch's face turn mighty red... The Marauders get caught whilst 'Decking the Halls with Globs of Mud' and they, along with their small army of miscreants, sing their annual carol from the confines of detention. Poor McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tristan's Lament reviews
Once, a very long time ago, I was a very powerful, very high ranking mage. I got all the girls at the University of Chartak, I was rich, and well, life was good. Except one thing. That one thing was named Arram Draper...' First TP fic, please review?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Enlightenment reviews
Who would have known that a twenty dollar bet with your sister could result in you getting the girl of your adolesent dreams? Well obviously not Kit, or he would have tried a long time ago. KN Oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
Hiccups reviews
Do you think I would be considered insensitive if I said that she's incredibly attractive when she's angry? Probably' Nita gets the hiccups and it's Kit to the rescue. Involves hiccup cures and two people finally admitting to what we all know is true.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
Toph's monthly little problem reviews
Toph has a little problem that comes once a month. ONE SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Toph - Complete
How to Annoy Over Enthusiastic Quidditch Captains reviews
Number 7. Beat over enthusiastic captain over the head with a broomstick. Blame it on a bludger. Repeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Oliver W. - Complete
The Mud Men and the goblins have mated! reviews
AvatarArtemis Fowl crossover. Some strange people end up on Appa and Aang and friends have to help them get their friend back from Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Zuko
Conclusions reviews
I wonder if I would get into trouble if I super glued him to a urinal' How the famous couple got together, a LilyJames oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ursa's first love reviews
Okay this is about why Zuko's mom is so protective. Major spoilers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
His Quilted Northern reviews
Lily Evans despises James Potter. Law of nature, no? But thanks to a reluctantly enlightening conversation with Remus Lupin, Lily Evans is forced to see that James Potter, the metaphorical toilet paper on the bottom of her shoe, isn't as bad as she though
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
How Swear Toads came to be reviews
Holly finds out how swear toads came to be. It envoles two Weasley's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. one shot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Save Yourself reviews
It's a boring day at Number 12 Grummauld Place, but it gets interesting when Fred and George find out that there's alwayse been a marauder or two under their nose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - George W. - Complete
The Fight for Holly's heart Literally reviews
Artemis and Trouble have a little heart to heart conversation over who they think should date Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Artemis F., Trouble K. - Complete
Bright Blue Eyes reviews
Sokka is feeling down after the North Pole. After a trip to a village things start getting better. Then get a whole lot worse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sokka
When a Stranger callls and gets a busy signal reviews
Artemis is at home and getting some strange calls. Gasp! dun dun dun
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
When black meets Acorn reviews
Artemis is having a normal day until some strange things start happening. Could it have something to do with the recent Alien sightings? Pg just to be safe. Artemis FowlMen in Black crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Morning Tea reviews
Sirius and Remus are having breakfast, Sirius doesnt like tea, he tells Remus and expects to be considerd a world hero for the action. How will Remus react at having his favorite drink bashed? a bit random, a bit funny, a good short fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete