hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-31-06, id: 981956
Author has written 21 stories for Shadow of the Colossus, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, Sandman, and Read or Die.

Welcome to the Realm of Hypergraphia

Hypergraphia (noun): the overwhelming compulsion to write

About UltimatePalmTree

I am a fifteen-year-old female with an overactive imagination and hypergraphia. I also draw, but I tend to do my best stuff in school. I am an aspiring author of fantasy and fairy tales and the like and am hoping to break some clichés in the fantasy genre. (No guarantees.) For the meantime, I am writing fanfics. So, here I am now. A hypergraphic teen with two muses: Inspiration and Donovan. Since I promised to write a note ‘bout them a few stories ago, I better start off with my lovely muses.



Inspiration is a pit-bull I share with another author on this site (KuroNekoNya). He showed up one day while I was working on Tamers, bit me, and refused to let go until I listened to his stupid idea. Turns out, his idea wasn’t that stupid, and so I have Inspiration as a full-time muse. Half of my crackfics are inspired by him biting me in the middle of a song I’m listening to, or wondering about something that happened in the game/book/movie/etc. Basically, Inspiration gives me a bit of an idea and then lets me take it from there. Good pit-bull, but he hurts

He’s about five months old, but looks like he’s two… The weirdest things go on inside my mind, I will swear. He was born sometime in January or February while I was working on Tamers. Don’t remember when exactly, but…


My second muse looks and acts disturbingly like a product of a Greed and Dorchette love affair. I really don’t want to know his parentage, do you? Donovan just showed up one day in my math period and decided that he was gonna stick with me and Inspiration. Not ‘cause he likes me or nothin’, just because he’s a greedy little frigg who wants everything in the known world. Yup, Donovan is greedy and easily pissed. When he gets pissed at me, chairs seem to fly towards my head. He likes to hang ‘round Neko’s bar “Demon’s Heaven” and drink martinis with Xemnas. He’s the type of person who’ll point out that Xemnas’s name rearranged is ‘man sex’ and other such fun things. Just because he can. He’s also the type of person who’ll literally stand at the back of my computer chair, whip in hand and start yelling, “Write, dammit!” and applying said whip to my back…

Eighteen-years-old since the ninth of May… We share the same birthday! Yay!



Tamers of the Colossi

Tabula Rasa

Fire Wolf, Water Guardian

Exit Light, Enter Night


Aquatic Dance

A Dog for Roa

Property Of

Kimblee’s Twisted Transistor


Murder in the Lounge

Seventy-Five Munnies


Opera Lessons

Take Two

Drawing Board

Insomnia's Pet

Pending Ideas

The Chimera Trilogy


Carribean Blue (sequel to Aquatic Dance)(working title; may also just be called Blue)


A Prolonged Stay

Searching for Sin

Fourth Wall

Personal Gods

Ghost in the Shell



Fullmetal Alchemist







Kingdom Hearts







Howl’s Moving Castle


Petshop of Horrors

Count D




Phantom of the Opera


Metal Gear Solid

Revolver Ocelot

Thief of Always


Personal Goddesses

Ghost in the Shell


Fullmetal Alchemist



Metal Gear Solid

The Boss

Pairings I Support












Interesting Facts

My favorite movies are ‘When a Stranger Calls’, ‘Beauty and the Beast’, ‘Phantom of the Opera’, ‘Lord of the Rings’, ‘Harry Potter’, ‘Howl’s Moving Castle’, ‘Ghost in the Shell 2’ and many more you probably don’t want thrown at you… lest you get confused…

My favorite bands are Metallica, Disturbed, System of a Down, Nightwish, Stratovarius, Vangelis, Peter Gabriel, Tangerine Dreams, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Efterklang, Pink Floyd, Korn, Madonna, Iron Maiden, Shinedown, Renaissance, Enya… I just love music and will listen to anything, really. ‘Specially if I’m bored. This is how the story with Kimblee came about…

My fandoms are Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Shadow of the Colossus, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Black and White and Ghost in the Shell.

My favorite food is bacon and chocolate chips. Yes, you read that right.

I write just about anything (except pornography) and will write whenever I feel the need. Or when Inspiration comes up and bites me or when Donovan takes out the whip and points to the pen/keyboard/etc.

I love wolves. As you can tell from Fire Wolf… Poor Axel-kun… I also call Greed (from FMA) one of three things: Uncle Wolf, Wolf, or the Ultimate Wolf.

My beta is KuroNekoNya.

I enjoy making a fool of myself in public… XD

I love to draw dragons. They’re the only things I really can draw… I’ve drawn Donovan a few times, but that’s about it for my artistic ability.

I’ve been writing since I was three… Ish…

I love reviews! (Who doesn’t? They’re fun!)

I dislike Myspace, gory horror movies, bugs (especially massive ones), people who are full of themselves, people who try and figure out everything about you and manipulate it against you, and ignorant people. I’m also very opinionated about this sort of stuff.

i sometimes write only in lowercase letters, just ‘cause i get bored.

I’d say tha’s ‘bout it. Although, if you wanna contact me (ask a question, help with a fanfic, just wanna talk to me for a while, etc.) you can PM me or e-mail me at ultimatepalmtree@ispwest.com. Palmy no AIM, MSN, etc.

A Last Word

Then I'll let the darkness cover me, deny everything.
Slowly walk away, to breathe again

On my own...

David Draiman, Disturbed, 'Darkness'

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Teach Me How To by Sora Miyara reviews
Tybalt wants to learn how to write, his parents didn’t want to teach him and now his uncle doesn’t have time for him. Maybe a cousin of the royal family can help? TybaltMercutio UPDATED AT LAST! edited the end of Chap8
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,464 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006
wham, bam, thank you, ma'am by La Salle De Bain reviews
[crack] And alas, Greed is left with three little problems.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Greed
The Dillamond Charter by Scarlet Quill reviews
It's been five years since the death of the feared Wicked Witch of the West. Tinman and Lion have been elevated to the highest positions of herodom, but, Boq Tinman as you know is unsatisfied and even disgusted with his predicament until Nimmie shows up
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 9/9/2005
Smile With A Shrug by Cloudlessly reviews
Axel's thinking about Roxas and this whole being a heartless. More he thinks, the less it makes sense to him and thus he has a friend there to just chill with while he's thinking.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
The 8th Sin by TyrantFlame reviews
Title says all. No memory of a name, a home or even an existence, the 8th Sin now brings chaos to the world... CHAPTER 22 now up.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,137 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006
Communing With Nature and Other Overused Cliches by Rhianwen reviews
In which Drake attempts to impart his own love of camping to one of the special women in his life, and Wendy, hopeless citygirl that she is, takes exception. Loudly. DrakeWendy, lemonscented fluff. PostTV, AU.
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
It's Fine to Be Nobody by Axel-SexyFire reviews
At Destined Twilight Junior High, nine friends live in a town called Twilight Town. These friends are considered “losers” to the school. Axel is in love with his best friend, Demyx, and needs to admit it. Chapter 2 now up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Axel, Demyx
Midnight Dance by critical-blow reviews
It was nice even if it wasn't real... [onsided XaldinBelle]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Run by critical-blow reviews
Demyx reeeeeally didn't like dogs...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Chimera by TyrantFlame reviews
Life as a chimera was never easy. Even when you think you're safe, trouble will find a way to you. What were your last thoughts when death comes to you? R & R pls
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
The Atonement by Negative Creep reviews
Is it an Ico story? A Colossus story? Who can tell. 'He was part of my dream, of course, but then I was part of his dream, too'. Bigtime spoilers for both Ico and Shadow of the Colossus, b'ware.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
My Knight in Shining Armor by xiao chan reviews
[FINISHED] AU: When Mia finds out she's a princess, she's introduced to her new bodyguard. What happens when sparks fly between the two of them? MM
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Echoes by bananacosmicgirl reviews
“The cries of a young child echoed through the corridors.” Snape has a daughter but few know the secret behind her existence. Harry is confused and Hermione decides to step in. HPSS, Mpreg. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
They Were Awfully Tight Pants by Lost in the Forest reviews
"Why Hello, Mr. Tight Pants!" Drunken fun at the Three Broomsticks turns into an awkward situation (how could it not?) CHAPTER FOUR(!) UP!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Debbie Does the Fellowship by Gypsie Rose reviews
The only parody LOTR Mary Sue fanfic you'll ever need! Debbie lands in Middle Earth, joins the Fellowship and bags ALL the cute guys. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Tabula Rasa reviews
[AU MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Tabula Rasa. The belief one is born unknowing. Dorchette's new puppy is no exception to this statement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Greed
Exit Light, Enter Night reviews
[AU][AXEL.DEMYX] When Demyx's family moves into a new house and new town, there are a few things the sitar player didn't expect to see. Like a certain redhaired spirit...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Demyx, Axel
We Are IJin reviews
We are the IJin, the ones you should fear. We are the world's greatest minds combined into one force. [series of eight short ficlets, one for each ijin agent][OVA][IJincentric duh][possible spoilers for OVA]
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Not My Lucky Day reviews
A few seconds later, I get picked up by some huge bug and thrown off the side of a giant doomsday machine. Yep. Lucky day. I’d just love to see what a bad one looks like. [Drakecentric]
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion reviews
[CRACKFIC] Demyx has never heard of the theory of bursting into flames randomly and for no good reason...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Demyx, Roxas - Complete
Fire Wolf, Water Guardian reviews
[MULTICHAPTER CRACKFIC] Let's say you're in a predicament, and the only one around to help you out of it is Demyx. Let's just say, it was nice knowin' ya!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Axel, Demyx
Perfection reviews
While you’re begging and pleading him to take you back for one last episode with Desire, he simply shrugs, says “Tough”. With that, he merely looks away from you and walks away, already on the lookout for someone else to hurt.
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Popsicle Sticks reviews
[CRACKFIC] “Bad Roxas! No ice cream for you! BAD! Already things were going well for Roxas on his summer vacation...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Insomnia's Pet reviews
[AXEL.DEMYX][Songfic 'Pet', A Perfect Circle] Insomnia has finally caught up to Demyx in the hotel in Traverse Town. But this night is different. Tonight, the boogeyman comes out to play...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Drawing Board reviews
[ROADORCHETTE SLASH]When he brought up this challenge, however, Roa simply said, “I’ll prove it. Sit right there,” He pointed to one of the bar stools. “I’ll draw you,”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Aquatic Dance reviews
He knew water as an ally, but he also knew it as a foe. Water could manipulate, twist and thrive on both fear and wonder at the same time.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Axel - Complete
Take Two reviews
[CRACKFIC] When things go wrong at Beast's Castle...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sora, Axel - Complete
Insanity reviews
[CRACKFIC] Why do you suppose Kimblee went insane? Surely, you must have SOME sort of theory...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Kimbley - Complete
Opera Lessons reviews
[100 PURE CRACKFIC] Guess which Organization XIII member likes to sing opera! Or something close to it...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Marluxia, Axel - Complete
Hotline reviews
[CRACKFIC] “Are you sure you two want to go through with this?” It was Axel who spoke.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
SeventyFive Munnies reviews
[CRACKFIC]Demyx carefully positioned the gun so it was directly in the space between his eyebrows. He winced slightly as the cold metal made contact with his skin, but knew what he had to do.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Axel - Complete
Tamers of the Colossi reviews
[Possible AU][PreGame] Before Wander, there were sixteen others who came and went to the Cursed and Forbidden Lands. Not to kill them, mind you, but to tame the beasts.
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006
Kimblee's Twisted Transistor reviews
[CRACKFIC SONGFIC AUNESS] One of Greed's famous parties gets a little wild when a certain alchemist decides to do something that shouldn't be done in public...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Greed, Kimbley - Complete
Murder in the Lounge reviews
[CRACKFIC AU] Demyx learns a new lesson... the VERY hard way...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
Property Of reviews
Who did he really belong to? DorchetteRoa, ficlet
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
A Dog for Roa reviews
Roa wanted a dog. Implied RoaDorchette, 100 word drabble
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete