Kabukiman
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Joined 02-01-06, id: 982192
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hay everybody,

thanks for showing interest in my fic and profile. Though I really don't have much to say about myself.
I'm just a 22 year old guy who wants to contribute something back to the Naruto fanfic community that has given me so much over the past years.

Damn that sounds dumb, boring and sad. Meh, I should be way too old for this stuff, writing stories about some Japanese cartoon for 12 year olds.
Whatever, this is just practice for writing my own Icha Icha Paradise. A porn novel so skillfully written every man, woman and child in northern and western Europe will cary it with them at all times!

Jeezes I need help. (Take that one as you wish.)

-- Status update:
since May 18th I've gotten a job, so updates will probably be slow again. Sorry peepz, but don't worry, I'm still planning on finishing Lies and Deceit.

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The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Genius Losers of Konoha by Stigma reviews
He's an untalented hyperactive boy and she's a timid, broken girl... or at least that's what they've led everyone to believe. But there are other secrets far deadlier than their own lurking beneath Konoha's streets. Strong Naruto, Strong Hinata- NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 256,741 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Beasts by saraki22 reviews
Naruto graduates a year early and gets sent off to train at another village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 146,329 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Fox Hunt by dave-d reviews
What is going on? Why do all of the girls that Naruto knows want him to father their children? The answer: kitsune. STORY MODIFIED 12 28 2005.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,601 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Lies and Deceit reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.