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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Welcome to the Funny Farm. Enter at your own risk.

To anyone wishing to request stories for me to write if it's not in my likes list I probably won't want to write it any time soon. Even some of the things in my list I don't have any intention of wtiting. That's not to say that I won't write it but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you. Feel free to ask but don't get upset if i say no. I do have other stories I've been planning for a while and those will take priority.

Name: If you have to ask, you'll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

Age: 26

Likes: Harry Potter, anything written by Rick Riordon, Merlin the tv show, Doctor who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

About author's notes

I will do my best to keep them to a minimum and they will almost always be at the end of a chapter if I decide one is necessary.

Story Ideas/Plans

The Fae Alliance

I have about 10 chapters done so far but I will be posting on a biweekly basis so I'll always have a few chapters ready in case I don't get enough written in time. This is my first fic that I've ever written so please bear with me. Originally I intended to wait to post this story until it was finished but I decided it would help my motivation and inspiration if I had people counting on the next chapter. This will likely encompass all 7 years that Harry and co. are in Hogwarts. It may end sooner, it may end later, hell I may even decide to make a post-hogwarts story suffice to say it's going to go on for a while.

Percy Jackson Story

I have a novel idea (pun intended) with a son of Hermes set 100 years after the war with the giants but that won't be started until I'm at least partway done with book 4 of my Fae Alliance series which I believe is still a ways off.

Doctor Who

I have an idea for a crossover one shot fic that has the 10th Doctor, Donna Noble, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Jack Harkness, possibly a character from my Fae Alliance fic, and Tony Stark. It may work or it may turn out to be trash but it's been rattling around in my head and I need to get it out at some point.

And without further ado, on with the show.

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Severus Snape and the Art of War by CypressWand reviews
After his death, Severus makes the decision to return to the world of the living, starting in the summer of 1975. With his adult knowledge on the upcoming war hidden inside his 15 year old body, he finds his way back to Lily, and his new position in the wizarding world. / This is a pro-snily story. (No character bashing) STORY: COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 250 - Words: 547,600 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/13/2020 - Published: 3/1/2019 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Albus D., Marauders - Complete
REPOST-Vox Corporis : Original Author-MissAnnThropic NOT MY STORY by StorytellerNew reviews
I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY. This story was removed due to some reasons and its one of my favourite stories. So i thought i should share with everyone. One chapter a day Reposted. Summary-Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become Animagi. H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 336,519 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 4,977 - Follows: 4,837 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6390 - Favs: 18,909 - Follows: 14,424 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mirror of the Soul by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(6/7) After Voldemort was revealed at the Department of Mysteries, open war erupted in the wizarding world. Dumbledore has offered to take Harry as an apprentice, with the goal of teaching Harry sorcery - the manipulation of magic in its purest form. Harry is happy to learn, but Dumbledore seems to have another agenda...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 5/13/2016
Loss and Light by pumpkinmoose22 reviews
What starts out as a normal patrol turns into a catastrophic event as Merlin is taken from Arthur's side. Thrust into the future by the Old Religion, Merlin is tasked with helping the Chosen One defeat the Dark Lord but he won't be alone for a certain King and his faithful Knights will not rest until they find their favorite Warlock and bring him home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 221,914 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11897 - Favs: 19,769 - Follows: 13,403 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lost Son - Fate's Judgement by dragonswoe reviews
Monsters running wild. Primordials rising. A father that faded one hundred years ago. Krivon and Calisto aren't exactly sure why they're not being told anything, but when they're attacked by a Primordial during a normal training session it doesn't take them long to realise that something's happening. Dyfarniad Ffawd yn is approaching, and the Stars are falling. Book 3.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,446 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Kronos, Zeus, Rhea, OC
The Lost Son - The Doors of Death by dragonswoe reviews
The war between the gods and Titans is over and Seth had recovered his memories to find out he is the eldest son of Kronos and is known as Theron. He betrayed the Titans and saved Olympus, then willingly descended into Tartarus to revive his family. Now alone in the Pit he must find the other Titans before the gods descend into another war, one that threatens the world. Book 2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 168,776 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Kronos, Percy J., Gaia, OC - Complete
The Lost Son-The Crooked One's Rise by dragonswoe reviews
Seth appears on the banks of the River Lethe with no memories. He soon finds himself working for the Lord of the dead and has a choice. Fight for Olympus, his new family against the Titans and The Crooked One or help the Titans. Kronos has a secret that he has guarded since the 1st Titan War, a secret that only the Titans remember.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,354 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Magic Waves by Gbean reviews
After ep 5x13. Magic has faded from the world, but when it returns, it takes technology by storm, leaving mass destruction behind. The world is plunged into modern-medieval age as technology dies. Merlin's wait is over as Arthur returns to restore peace to Albion. It's up to Merlin and Arthur to unite magic and technology. Same characters, New adventures.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,839 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Fight No One Wants by thesuperMrE1 reviews
A single note sentences Ben, Percy, and Jason to fight each other. Ares sets up a fight to find the strongest of them. Second planned sequel to 'Fire & Water' *Yes, the second spinoff story comes up before the first, but I just finished the Staff of Serapis as of releasing this. Also, I do not own anything regarding the Percy Jackson series.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Calypso, Leo V.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10443 - Favs: 25,761 - Follows: 14,662 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2953 - Favs: 9,948 - Follows: 4,880 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
WJATO: The Queen's Hero by tacobowler reviews
Winston Alexander Jackson, son of Percy and Annabeth, has always wanted a quest. But after gaining the powers of an unexpected Olympian, can Alex find his own way and make his own name? Or will he drown in the footsteps of his father? Rated T in case.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5176 - Favs: 10,641 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3986 - Favs: 18,252 - Follows: 7,757 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Fae Alliance reviews
Thanks to his godparents Sirius Black and Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter has all the support and love any child could want. That's good since every wanna-be dark wizard wants to kill the Boy-Who-Lived, defeater of Lord Voldemort. But Harry suspects that Voldemort wasn't fully killed that night. Follow his story as he forms alliances intentional and inadvertent. Adult lang, gore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,868 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 8/28/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.