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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: Rachel

Age: 18

Gender: Female

About Me: gay and sad


Stories

Completed

Ange Dans le Noir- (Hetalia) A really short one shot. Angelique takes a vacation and is not having a good time at all. That is, until she meets a pretty little blonde.

Going Down Swinging- (Pokémon) The downfall of Team Galactic, from the eyes of Jupiter and the lips of Mars.

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not- (Naruto) In which Deidara confronts a daisy.

Hold Me Close- (Hetalia) Matthew is hurting and Alfred wants to save him. Pretty much the fluffiest thing I've ever written. Ever. Also a trigger story. And really, really gay.

Kakuzu and Hidan's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing- (Naruto) Hidan is hungry. Epic crack.

Pretty- (Hetalia) A sister fic with Ukraine and Belarus. Super trigger-y.

Red and Purple- (Pokémon) Lesbian sex, basically.

Summer Solstice- (Pokémon) Colress and Ghetsis have their final spat.

On-going

All the Small Things- (Pokémon) A 101 prompt challenge. I've decided to go the Pokémon route for this. Also this is weird since I'm writing a novel with the same title... (Prompts completed: 3)

Clichés- (Pokémon) I think I accidentally wrote a Pokémon legal drama?????

Up-coming

Disturbed- (Fire Emblem) Henry is my child I want to write about him all the time.

Letters- (Hetalia) I gave up on this one a long time ago, but at the same time, I like the concept too much to just let it go. Boarding school AU sort of thing, though it takes place in the summer. Raivis writes letters to Eduard.

The Snake and the Scorpion- (Naruto) Guess who this is about.

I might write a high school AU because that's never ever been done before. I dunno, I just suddenly wanted to.


If for whatever reason you need to reach me, you can send me a PM but sometimes I'm not online for long periods of time. However, you can almost always reach me on Tumblr.

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The Drunken Therapist by Laminath reviews
This is from my own head cannon where Demo is a really good drinking buddy to all of his teammates, considering how he is open and always drunk. The others think that he can't remember anything and began to vent out their problems, but does he really forget what he hear when his head is full of rum and beer? We will see about that ;) [Engie/Soldier, Spy/Sniper, Heavy/Medic]
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/2 - [Engineer, Soldier] [Sniper, Spy]
Medic and Heavy by icebatgaming47 reviews
Medic is giving a check up in the Builders League United (BLU) and sees that Heavy is eating too many sandwiches.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013
At Peace with You by Giddy TF2 reviews
'Medic's gone and no matter how fast Heavy runs or how many bullets he fires from his Mini-gun or how many more skulls he flattens to pulp, he'll still be too late. Medic's *gone*.'
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Heavy, Medic, Engineer, Archimedes - Complete
tem ferts 2 seduxs by TheBestWritrr reviews
pyro and scout make baby hgevy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Scout
Loved by Wanderingcourier reviews
But above all else, Gilbert wanted to make Kiku feel loved. PWP, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Japan, Prussia] - Complete
The Witch's Friend by Namine's angel
It was fine, because they were both friends. A parody of The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Kururingo.
Witch's House - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ellen, Viola - Complete
Movie Night by timetoflo reviews
AU - Kiku cannot stand horror films. Very small fluff. Very.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Face You by timetoflo reviews
AU - Gilbert for once, was at loss for words. Trying to confess to someone is tough, but action speaks louder than words right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Dora Dies by xXxKeyxXx reviews
Dora dies, Boots asks why.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: M - English - Western/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013
Double Growlithe Dare by Glacey reviews
Pokemon's revamped version of Double Dog Dare! Basically a game of Dare with an even higher risk! Featuring Red, Green, Gold and Silver! Preciousmetalshipping GoldxSilver and Originalshipping GreenxRed
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,163 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Green/Blue (unspecified), Red, Silver/Rival
Eventide by PetiteRaconteur reviews
"Due to an extreme lack of activity in the current position of your team, composed of Sk. Miles Bradely, Lt. Andrej Kowalski, Ricardo Santiago, and Pv. Percy Jones, your headquarters have been altered." "Galileo Galilei," Kowalski mumbled.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private
My Discovery by Shawn45 reviews
Viola didn't die from the gunshot wound, and was saved by a friendly witch. While recovering from her wounds, the witch gives Viola some startling news, prompting her to go back to the house to learn the truth about Ellen, and figure out why the girl committed such an atrocious act.
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Viola - Complete
Of Common Blood by Gray Voice reviews
In an alternate 19th century, two women make their livings through organized crime, violence, and murder. But in each other, they find something they believed was impossible. Now they must find for themselves if their sins can be washed away. Luka/Miku, inspired by "Rondo of the Sun and Moon."
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,234 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
On The Radio by Mya Latti reviews
"I Don't Want to Brick Break Your Heart" was the stupidest yet most hilarious song title he'd ever heard. It was also just one of the many things Steven contemplated while jet lagged and exhausted at the Pokemon World Tournament. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri - Complete
Rimanere by shipoforigins
Separation unlocks anxiety, but unity will unleash something much more consuming. (originshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri - Complete
December 18, 2010: Fever Dream by cul-de-sac reviews
Of pancakes and cracked gems. (TOSOTH-verse)
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Green M&Ms by lilacbird reviews
Sex doesn't have to be sexy. Gold/Silver.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Days Of Skin by Etchers reviews
A week before Sasori is going to transfer his soul into his puppet. He travels with Orochimaru to complete a mission for Pein.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sasori, Orochimaru - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by ediblesquirtles reviews
They say that the quiet ones are always the freakiest in bed. Originalshipping, GreenxRed, gameverse. Fluffy one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Red, Green/Blue (unspecified) - Complete
Fascination by Nidoran Duran reviews
Of late, Bianca has been obsessed with White's chest, repeatedly getting caught staring at it. When White finally calls attention to it, neither expect the result.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Bianca/Bel - Complete
Burning Needs by killer-of-stuff reviews
Karkat has a problem that he needs a little help with.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Jealousy by EmergencyFoodSupply reviews
Prussia can't help but to hate Romano with how he treats Spain. One-sided SpainxRomano, one-sided PrussiaxSpain, eventual PrussiaxSpain, eventual lemon, human names used, a little angsty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Wintergirls by aestheticisms reviews
She didn't want to be alone, so she kept pulling her back into their stained-glass world. - A Concordia & Anthea One-Shot Collection.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011
Pay Attention by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
kinkmeme fill. Gamzee is high, Karkat is stressed, and the couch will never be safe for guests to use again.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V. - Complete
Uncanny Resemblance by Dr. Stilla Live reviews
Mars notices something horribly familiar about a boy she sees at a roadside diner - his hair. I guess you could say this is crack. T for swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Mars, Silver/Rival - Complete
My Little Latvian by Shizuka Aralia reviews
The sequel to "I Don't Want a Bigger Bed." EstoniaxLatvia AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
I Don't Want a Bigger Bed by Shizuka Aralia reviews
I'd been in love with Eduard for years. Too many to count actually. Would I finally be able to tell him? EstXLat One-shot AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Cheesy Danishes by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Collection of unrelated drabbles with a general theme of cheesy pick up lines, courtesy of the cheesiest Danish of all / Main pair: DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Sempre Amor by Moth Mask reviews
A fight between France and England becomes a nuclear war. When the other nations run and hide, only two speak against the crowd. Can they convince the others to fight back while there's still something to fight for? Full summary and warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Monaco, Seychelles
Mutual Feeling by Cardboard Bike reviews
Sai has feelings he doesn't understand, and Sasori can't feel at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sasori, Sai - Complete
Ditches by glassamilk reviews
Prequel to Gutters. In the days leading up to The Calamity, the world braces and families struggle not to be torn apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Denmark
I Won't Let You Go by LadyClaireAnn reviews
"Al, you can't be the hero this time." Matthew couldn't go on living when everyone had forgotten about him, Alfred didn't forget. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
White Dryas by Schistosoma reviews
AU. Iceland is, and has been since he was born, ill. He relies of his elder brother, the latter's fiancé and his nanny to care for him. One day, his condition gets worse, and as a result, he is forced to watch his family fall apart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Iceland
Wanting by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
One Shot, PWP / "Russia wins the Cold War, and invites Prussia to 'annex' his brother and create a united, socialist Germany." / Germancest. Non-con/rape. Kink-meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Recovery by Schistosoma reviews
Post USSR. Eduard has been given the opportunity to be with the man he's always loved, and he gladly takes it. However, can he stick by his side when Ravis's trauma re-surfaces?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Erogenous by Jaye Walker reviews
Ludwig wasn't a particularly curious person. However, Italy's damn curl put more questions in his head than he could answer! Well, he'd just have to figure things out on his own, now, wouldn't he? Collection of oneshots with USUK, Spamano, and etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sweet Nothing in My Ear by The Lady Avaritia reviews
In the last quiet hours, as the night slowly bled out, and the ragged moon dragged itself through the streets of Amegakure like a homeless whore, Sasori sat awake in bed and traced his long fingers through Orochimaru's long black hair. 'I don't love you.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sasori, Orochimaru - Complete
Maid Outfits and Punishment Games by Lectictinium reviews
Keiichi's punishment couldn't be any worse. But when Irie appears and offers up another 'punishment game' for him it ends up being a lot better than he thought... Contains yaoi. Slight spoilers for Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai *character spoiler*.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - K. Irie, Keiichi M. - Complete
In which Norway is Jealous & Denmark is Oblivious by Psychogoth reviews
How does one Norwegian nation act when he's jealous? Why seductively of course! Denmark is one lucky bastard tonight. Slight mention of DenBel but only if you squint and turn your head to the side. Rated for Norway's Sexiness, slight cursing, and MORE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Terra Mariana by tasteofhysteria reviews
Ten word prompt meme for Estonia and Latvia. Ten drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
I Can't Say It by Apple Fairy reviews
Alfred had a lot of thoughts about Kiku, all of which he couldn't understand. Feelings and words that made no sense. However, when watching a movie with Kiku, it finally became clear. one-sided Ameripan,dramatic, one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Clandestine by Lady of Pride reviews
The grandson of Rome and the lover of Germany, Italy doesn't know what to do when faced with the absolute power of the Holy Roman Empire, his oldest friend and long lost love. Try as he might, he can't prevent the past from unravelling at his fingertips.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
Excitation Préliminaire by lindsaylaurie reviews
America somehow thinks roleplaying as France and England with his brother is a good idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Cherry Blossom Petals in Your Hair by Kanayuki Kiryu reviews
Japan is feeling a little down and Prussia comes along and tries to cheer the other nation up. They avoid thye other Axis powers as they meet up and have a drink. It then leads to a connection deeper than friendship. R&R if you must!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Japan, Prussia - Complete
Green Eyed For Green Eyes by Mister Melancholy reviews
Even though Aaron is the weakest of the Elite Four, he is surprisingly the most popular, which makes Lucian jealous; though, not for the reasons people assume. EliteUnder, Lucian/Aaron
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,234 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō
Scarred Heart in Hand by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Sometimes graduation just is what it is, and you have to figure the rest out for yourselves. Gauken Hetalia!AU fic, multiple pairings, bad touch trio-centric with lots of background noise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Hypothesis by Silent Epiphany reviews
A night of friendly drinks turns into one of debauchery in a single slip of the tongue. YAOI, SteinxSpirit. Explicit LEMON! Don't like, don't read!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Love Me Coldly by ZeeRogueoftheMirrors reviews
Norway and Denmark get into a little fight on Valentine's Day because Denmark forgot, again and had nothing plan, but Norway can't help but forgive him as he's at fault, too. Yaoi. DeNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Lasagna and the Naughty Box by Verboten Byacolate reviews
In which Germany discovers just how awry plans can go when using special, kinky toys at Italy's request. written with whitetyger123
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bloody Hands by Shadow's Firebird reviews
Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Yes by derval reviews
"I wanted to be wherever you were going, sweetheart, but you didn't know where." More Barry/Lucas. Rated M for sexual themes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
Churros are Sexy by JohnathanC.SparkleBerry reviews
Everyone likes churros! Spain just likes them a little too much T for perverted old men who go by the name Bad Touch Trio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Spain, Prussia
Beautiful by Ardent Aficionado reviews
"It felt like he didn't care. Maybe he didn't." Onesided Liet/Poland. Deals with possibly sensitive topics. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Poland, Lithuania
Elevators by sweetteasus reviews
America and Japan stuck in an elevator at work, smut ensues. Written for ameripan xmas on Livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
A Pokemon Episode In Theory by nedthejanitor reviews
This is for those of you who have, for some reason, never seen an episode of Pokemon. Here's what happens in a typical episode. REVISED AS OF JANUARY 5TH, 2011
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
How to Enjoy a Sunday Afternoon by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Denmark and Norway have a lazy afternoon to themselves and Denmark is in a cuddly mood. Harmless fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Flash Ruins The Picture by PrinceLogan reviews
Japan/Prussia. I guess you could consider it a crack pairing, but I think it's cute. Rate T because I don't know if I cussed in this. Anyway, just fluff, no lemon. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Japan, Prussia
But Never Doubt by Tell-Tale Told reviews
It's a little early for me to upload this, but whatever. Um, this is a little bit on the crack-side, but a new fic nonetheless. Yaoi to be included, so don't like don't read. EliteUnder. Comment if you like. GUH, COMPLETE. Whoo Klondike Bars for me.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Lucian/Goyō, Aaron/Ryou - Complete
Egg Roll by wynoo reviews
Can Spirit help a discouraged and sickness-prone, crossdressing, let down and confused Stein find himself? Or will it all crash and burn?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Maybe You Can by NerdyTissue reviews
A short, one-shot of Buck x Marley. Awww it's so sad not a lot of people like this pairing, it's so cute. I wish there was more of it, but anyways, I decided to give it a try. Rated T just for cussing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Buck, Marley/Mai - Complete
That Boy is Not a Monster by apelilly reviews
Silver is a monster. Gold was sure of it.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Tub Wars by Canadino reviews
This tub ain't big enough for the both of us. DenNor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
A Most Intense Ballad by apelilly reviews
"Please, Steven. Spare me your puns." Steven/Wallace
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Wallace/Mikuri, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
The Variable Star by ibuberu reviews
She had a beautiful name, once. It was served on a golden platter. — Mars.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Mars - Complete
Tease by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Poland finds the bedroom a little boring, and decides to spice things up. Light bondage. Lemon. Deanon from Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Poland, Lithuania
Morning Lullabies by D.S.W.N.F.O.S reviews
Little OCness: Norway is sick and Denmark decides to take care of him. T for langauge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
To Keep the Peace by Tori Lynn Leblanc reviews
Itsuki wants to be with Kyon, and he thinks Kyon might want it, too... but when God stands in their way, and the sake of the world is at risk, would it be smarter to keep the peace? KyonxHaruhi, KyonxItsuki RATED M FOR A REASON.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Coffee Stain Removal by Lanaroolz reviews
Denmark thinks it's a good idea to get coffee at midnight, but his judgment was always questionable, anyway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
No Use Arguing by Tamer Lorika reviews
Japan find himself the on-call nation-sitter when Germany needs someone to keep an eye on his brother. But Japan doesn't mind, not at all. They always can find SOMETHING to do. Written in a fic exchange.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Prussia, Japan - Complete
The Guessing Game by Towelket reviews
A planned criminal and its victim, on the rooftop playing 'guess who'... Spain x Prussia / Antonio x Gilbert
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Within the Rights by glassamilk reviews
Denmark has a crappy day and just wants to come home and relax. Norway indulges him. Kink-meme fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
My Dwindling Sanity by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Hyuuga Neji ... and Uchiha Itachi ... in a beauty salon. Yes, it may SOUND crazy. But with paranoid little brothers, lecherous Akatsuki leaders, schemes, and any sort of plot thrown out the window, it doesn't just sound crazy ... it IS. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,408 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Itachi U., Neji H.
Under the Influence by Canadino reviews
Estonia was only looking out for Latvia by drinking with him. Unfortunately, he overlooked what could actually happen to a person under the influence. Latvia got much more...friendlier, that's for sure. Estonia/Latvia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Hungry Hair by LadyClaireAnn reviews
Just a short humorous crack story that my friend wanted me to write. Please after you read this I will not feel bad if you want to shoot me for all of its lameness. Please review and flame all you want I really don't care.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Flint/Ōba, Volkner/Denzi
Peanut Butter by Yozoro-Kitsune reviews
Sometimes being an older sibling means you get to see some really funny reactions to different kinds of food. Peanut butter is one of them. Another brotherly Wildfire fic. Seriously? FF needs more of these guys.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Flint/Ōba, Buck - Complete
Eliteundersmutt by MiyuKazukii reviews
A quick smutty slash about Lucian and Aaron. Eliteundershipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
Misunderstanding by Moonlight-is-Innocence reviews
Gakuen Hetalia // Valentine’s Day theme // Part of a series of one-shots // Seychelles causes a misunderstanding between Estonia and Latvia, but it's all for the greater good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Latvia, Estonia - Complete
A Spring Kind of Silence by coincident reviews
A love story interrupted is still a love story. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
To Win His Heart by Silvertails Tora reviews
GerIta Set after Buon San Valentino. Italy is confused by the mixed messages Germany is sending, so he decides there is only one thing to do: court him in true Italian fashion! It will take every skill he has to win Germany over, but will it be enough?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
To Control Death by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
When death calls, we can't ignore it. It's quite a sobering fact." L continued, keeping the flicker in Light's eyes alive. "We do not control death, it but controls us."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
You Killed Me by Blue-Eyes-Baka reviews
Raivis feels like there's just no point. The only person he could ever love just doesn't like him back, he's on the verge of breaking. Raivis/Eduard Latvia/Estonia, yaoi, suicide fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Latvia, Estonia - Complete
In Late Autumn by caramine reviews
Ulquiorra waits for Grimmjow's doctor's appointment to end. AU, yaoi, GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Teh Akatsuki Games! by Mizuki.Sensei.69 reviews
Tobi comes up with the idea of doing The Akatsuki Games. Scrabble, The Ultimate Epic Duel of Carts, Synchronized Swimming, A dance off, and A fashion/beauty contest. Who will win? Find out now! 8D I don't own teh Akatsuki Charecters! I wish I did though..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
A Man's Needs by animallvr682 reviews
My first requested writing! Yumichika is bored and wants Ikkaku to play hooky with him. But is that really what he wants? Yumichika/Ikkaku! Lemon warning!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Bad Day by Tokyo Kitty reviews
Ikkaku has been having a bad day. Fortunately he has people like Yumichika to at least make it a little better. Yaoi, IkkaxYumi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Untimely Vacations by Telling One reviews
Steven's simple trip to Sinnoh gets blown out of proportion when his best friend tags along with him to examine a rock with Roark. Whatever could be so exciting? Plenty, in fact, especially when they get lost in the Old Chateau. Crack, and loads of it.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri
Delicious and Devious by tangibleHELL reviews
Yumichika attempts to make a cake while at his home in Soul Society and after trying to get Ikkaku to taste-test the frosing Ikkaku taste-tests Yumichika! Rated M. Man X Man.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Prison is Cold by Tempest-Slash reviews
Prison is cold, but separating makes it colder. Just share the stupid bed, and you'll have some warmth. Even if you're a prude. Jailshipping- Folly/Trudly shounen-ai. Clean. One-shot. Only T for homophobes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Far away from Lilycove city by Endles reviews
A quiet conversation on the cliff, in Evergrande city. Originshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Steven S./Daigo, Wallace/Mikuri - Complete
Dark Chocolate by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Germany/Italy, Austria/Hungary. If there is anything they have learned about from the years spent under the Holy Roman Empire's roof, it is love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hungary, N. Italy
Hate Consumes You by caramine reviews
There are some things that are just simply understood. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, yaoi, angst.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Spinning by the-wicked-zutarians reviews
A mission gone wrong. An eye for an eye. To survive what would you give? To keep your love alive how much would you give? Your life? Yumichika just might. yumi x ikkaku. swearing. gore. :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Control by King Chips reviews
... There’s a reason why those useless grunts will cheer and do as I ask without a word but will ignore your simplest commands. Do you know why?” Saturn gulped and shook his head. “Control.” CYRUSxSATURN. Rated M for a reason, guys.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Cyrus/Akagi, Saturn - Complete
Neji's Sent to a Mental Institute by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Neji awakens in a mental institute, not remembering anything! OH NOES! What will he do? Why is he there? Is this the plot of millions of fan-girls? Is this the plot of the akatsuki, Orochimaru, or the Homunculi? Is Neji just crazy? READ TO FIND OUT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Neji H.
Turn Off the Audio by redwalgrl-RG reviews
The World Conference isn't the best place to have sex. Germany x Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Toy by SkyeFox reviews
KakuHid -smut without a plot- Matured for obvious reasons includes pain fetish and use of erotic toys. one shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Trick or Treating at House 69 by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Deidara and the Akatsuki gang go trick or treating! But Sasori is not with them, why do you suppose that is? Read to find out! Pairings: OroSaso SasoDei ItaKisa KakuHida ZetTobi DeiJacob
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
AccidentallyOnPurpose by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Beginning of a New Pairing: HidaLee! by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Hidan meets Lee while trying to spread his religion to Konoha. What's gonna happen to these poor saps? Is Hidan going to kill Lee or keep him as a pet? Read! Pairings: HidaLee Rated for sexual content HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEDICINAL BISCUIT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Lee R. - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
ONWARD! TO THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
Gai Sensei and Lee invite well, more like drag along Neji for a 'youthful trip of manly-ness.' How will this turn out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
The High School Hidden in the Leaves: Freshman Yr by Neji-Is-A-Caged-Bi-8D reviews
The loveable kids of Konaha are heading to high school! Almost every kid has their own problem...and their own excuses. Even the shady kids trasvering from the other villages. Drugs, alcohol, you know, normal high school stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Neji H., Sai
One Stressful Week in Sunyshore by sunyshore reviews
Roark plans a lovely week in Sunyshore. He doesn't plan on Flint being so sexy, or Riley being so angst-ridden. Is something more than just friendship going on between Flint and Volkner? Has Riley spent WAY too much time with Byron? IRONSHIPPING? :O
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
A Shape of Things to Come by sunyshore reviews
Roark's anime debut spanned four episodes, starting with "A Shape of Things to Come". This is the anime story told from Roark's point of view, sat in the middle of this Roark/Volkner series of fics. DENHYOU FIC! YAOI! ETC! Yay?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Volkner's Pretty Gay Birthday by sunyshore reviews
It's Volkner's birthday, and Roark has a special present to bring him. But something is different this weekend. Something really corny and sappy and full of fluff! ROARK X VOLKNER DENHYOU FIC! This fic is about GAY GYM LEADERS! Oh yeah!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Roark and Volkner Have a Drama by sunyshore reviews
Now that everyone knows their secret, Roark and Volkner can have a happy fun romantic sexy time together! But, oh no! Some kind of drama lurks! Will it...tear them apart! Let's reading! ROARK X VOLKNER denhyou fic!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
The Note by MinaTakahashii reviews
Deidara’s beloved Danna was gone, but there was one last thing left for him from the puppeteer. A single note. The note that explains everything in very few words. It could have been a million words, but it would have meant the same to Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Time Not Passed by niver reviews
In which Sasori learns that there is no need to wait for someone he does not need. /Orosaso/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori - Complete
Lucky by VoucherMono reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu couldn’t get over just how fortunate Hidan was...Now a collection of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love Hotel by autographontheradio reviews
It is Jashin Law that you must find a friend of Non-Jashin every ten years. Hidan is running out of time, and he only hope is that of... Rock Lee, a genin from the Hidden Leaf Village. So where are Kakuzu and Gai? Hopefully not in some love hotel...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Lee R. - Complete
The Happy Weekend in Canalave City by sunyshore reviews
All the Sinnoh Gym Leaders must gather semi-annually to give reports on their progress. It's Roark's first time - and his dad, Volkner, and Gardenia aren't going to make it easy on the newbie. VOLKNER X ROARK - DENHYOU FIC!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Raindrops by EmilyTheStranger reviews
RyukxLight comission for my sister. Ryuk loves the feel of rain, but Light didn't feel the same way. Mindless fluffy drivel about rain and romance.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Little Roark's Big Change by sunyshore reviews
Roark's Dad still thinks he's a little boy who needs love advice and constant checking up on. What to do? Roark heads to Sunyshore for his final battle before becoming a Gym Leader, but ends up in more than a little trouble with Volkner... ROARK X VOLKNER
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
The Cabin by dead drifter reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
The Old Chateau by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
After a bout of boredom nearly kills them, the Elite Four find a new way to amuse themselves. Flint wins the biggest bet, and Aaron and Lucian have to spend the night in the creepy Old Chateau now. Dust and ghosts; how much more appealing could it get?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Aaron/Ryou, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
Leaflike by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Underneath the canopy of green, Tenten mourns love lost forever, and Hinata mourns the love that never exsisted. Clinging, crying, learning. :TenHina friendship, NejiTen, squintish NaruHina, forced Hyuugacest
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Hinata H., Tenten - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Dreams by nicole couch reviews
Kaori has a nightmare and wakes up Mac. Can Mac get her back to sleep? MacXKaori oneshot.
SSX Tricky - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Dreadful Story of Sasori & the Stolen Bananas by Ada Kensington reviews
Hyuuga Neji, psychiatrist extraordinaire, has a little trouble with one of his patients...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Never Sacrifice a Whore by dead drifter reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Death Gods Love More Than Just Apples by Aisha and Mina reviews
That night, Ryuk caught himself wondering... Maybe sex is way better than apples... RyukXLight ONESHOT M SEX
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Binge Pledging by dead drifter reviews
AU. Salesman/ Sasori. Naruto X Zelda Crossover. Akatsuki Crack. Sasori OD’s on Pledge, and ends up in an alternate world. Rape Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Elevator Music by dead drifter reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Regret by Cupe reviews
Deidara regrets a lot of things in his life, but he regrets one thing most of all. Mentions of a male being attracted to another male. Sort of one sided SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Operation: Splitting Up Team Annoyance by niver reviews
Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Path to Freedom by dead drifter reviews
Neji/Tenten. Tenten wakes up after a foreboding dream to find Neji standing at the edge of a cliff. "There's only one path to freedom, Tenten. Only one." WARNING bring some Kleenex! Birthday present for Purplewolfstar35!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Self Control by littiot reviews
An EliteUnderShipping PWP story containing sexual...things. LucianxAaron. Smutastic fic. Because this paring needs more love.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
I'll Cry For You by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei Fluff. Sasori can't cry. But Deidara can cry for him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Forty bucks and a foot rub by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
Envy X Pikachu X Shopping cart yields one cracktastic pairing. FMAPokemon crossover. Envy makes a bet with Greed, and soon needs help getting out of a tight situation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
It's For You, Dumb Ass by dead drifter reviews
Shonenai. KakuHidan. Kakuzu makes Hidan a quilt. Short and sweet. Rated for cursing and suggestive material.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Go Fish by fishoom reviews
Greed and Envy decide to play a game of cards. As close to crack as you can get. GreedxEnvy -ish. oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Dude, Where's My Ring? by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI. SasoDei. Sasori can’t find his ring. After tearing apart the whole house, Deidara helps him out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Snow Road by Nanaki BH reviews
YamatoxSai The only thing that can make Sai venture out on a chilly winter morning is love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sai, Yamato - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Lost Lemons of the Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
These are the lost lemons of the Christmas special. Yaoi SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta. Christmas and booze fuse and become one great big lemon slice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Glasses by The Renowned Obscurity reviews
How can you even see out of these things?" Aaron asked, taking Lucian's glasses from off his face. "Besides, they'll only get in the way..." Oneshot yaoi, LucianxAaron EliteUndershipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Sir Aaron, Lucian/Goyō - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Eggshell Promenade by Nanaki BH reviews
[YamatoxSai] Yamato wakes up with the sun in his eyes and a distressing problem staring him in the face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Yamato, Sai - Complete
Onyx Black by elementBLUE reviews
Black, Neji decided, was Tenten’s color. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Krokador reviews
Song fic song by Three Days Grace. Sakura and Ino, fighting. Or is it really fighting? [Yuri & lemon. You've been warned.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
With Benefits by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Sometimes, Kakuzu hated Hidan's eyes. They were so [WIDEandCUTEandfuckingPURPLE]... UKE! That manipulative asshole. [KakuHidan][Happy late birthday, smexykakuzuman!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Thread by LemonBoi reviews
um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lover by tabby-chan reviews
Envy and Greed get left behind while Lust and the others go on a mission for Dante, Envy is bored and Greed tells him to find somthing to entertain himself...Greed may have given Envy a bad idea! EnvyXGreed first story for them! love FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Jealousy by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
Like a routine, the same thing happens everyday. Until, that is, Neji meets Tenten's friend. And a whole new routine starts. NejixTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Nyctophobia by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
Itachi has a fear of not the darkness itself, but what lurks in it. How can Kisame help the Uchiha with that? Read and find out! [Shonenai, KisaIta, Kisame x Itachi, Fluffiness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Pleasant Fear by Acerbitas reviews
Kisame is afraid of asking Itachi about the night he slaughtered his family. KisamexItachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Becoming a Cloud by Misa The Lolicon Lolita reviews
He had sacrificed his life for his team, they said. That he had stalled the enemy ninja with his Shadow Possession Jutsu as his team fled for safe territory...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Avarice by Eyes-of-Crimson reviews
[Oneshot][GreedEnvy] He could learn to like this title of avarice if this is what he got from it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Greed, Envy - Complete
Close Cover Before Striking by katilara reviews
Saiga and Kakei enjoy their first night alone in the store in some time.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Hunt for Two Tails by tobipineapples reviews
The story of before Hidan and Kakuzu ran into Yugito.One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Never Say by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
The thing that Hidan loves the most about Kakuzu...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hidan - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Fosters Jabber Kiss of Sky by TouchingNoFace reviews
Thanks to a Shakespeare loving imaginary friend, Goo and Mac are asked to do something new and unexpected. GooxMac
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Twisted by DimensionDoor reviews
“It’s such a shame your mind is as twisted as your tongue." Orochimaru and Sasori. Mild squick.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasori, Orochimaru - Complete
Because I Can by Smoking Panda reviews
There are secrets. And they will stay secrets. OrochimaruSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2006 - Sasori, Orochimaru - Complete
Another Partner by elmo-x-takumi reviews
Nate leaves the SSX tour and Griff has to get a new partner. But Kaori comes back with her cousin Kiki and Griff has fallen in love. Will love blossom? GriffxOC, MacxKaori
SSX Tricky - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
Verbal Connection by Red Room Flare reviews
Robin’s in Rio, Beast Boy’s at the beach, and Cy’s eating dirt. What better time for the two femmes on the team to have a little heart to heart? RaeRobStar Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer by Kaori reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Longing by 434-Innocent-Flicker reviews
Fun yaoi with Greed and Envy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Greed, Envy - Complete
Good Bye, Yumi chan by Seth Turtle reviews
Yumi and Ami are just starting out in Japan, but Yumi doesn't want to share the spotlight. She'll do anything to get rid of this other girl!
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
Revelations by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, SpudTrix, JakeRose] At their senior prom, Trixie and Spud bicker, discuss Jake and Rose, and maybe discover some things about themselves.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Spud, Trixie - Complete
Lee's List Of Manliness! by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Lee always makes promises before accepting a challenge. Turns out, he keeps his promises in a list. But what if that list were to be... altered?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
Gaara's Clues by sand-nin-gurl reviews
Kankurou makes a bet with Gaara that if he watchs a certain kids' show, Kankurou will get him coffee. Note to self: always make sure you hold up your end of the bargain when it comes to Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2004
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Summer Solstice
In which Colress is really tired of Ghetsis, but at the same time, can't find it in himself to develop a distaste. T for language and a little bit of violence, I guess. AntiGravityShipping-ish
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Colress/Akuroma - Complete
Ange Dans le Noir reviews
They met among the heat of many and the smell of alcohol. Short little one-shot. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Seychelles, Monaco - Complete
Clichés reviews
They didn't chose their names. (Rated for language, violence, gore, mentions of rape, and self-harm.)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
All the Small Things reviews
One-shot challenge with 101 prompts. I've decided to make the Pokémon gameverse my victim. Rating is perhaps subject to change. Challenge 3: Don't Go
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012
Red and Purple
Some nights, just as Mars was beginning to drift off to sleep, Jupiter would very quietly enter her room. Those nights were rare and Mars was glad for that because they reminded her just how much Jupiter hated her. Not very shippy, somewhat one-sided SinfulShipping. Consensual M.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Mars, Jupiter] - Complete
Pretty reviews
Beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder. Rated for language, sensetive topics, and possible trigger.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Belarus, Ukraine - Complete
Hold Me Close reviews
"I can stop them from hurting you, because I'm-" "-the hero." Matthew giggled softly. "I know." "…Your brother." AU oneshot. Rated for sensetive topics and Alfred's potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Going Down Swinging reviews
Mars and Jupiter usually disagreed. Sometimes they didn't. But they always fought. -Jupiter's POV-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jupiter, Mars - Complete
Hidan and Kakuzu's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing reviews
It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not reviews
Everyone resorts to the flower at some point. Slight, implied SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete