Joanie Dark
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Joined 02-02-06, id: 982801, Profile Updated: 09-02-14
Author has written 47 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Death Note, Good Omens, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Persona Series, Soul Eater, Pokémon, Portal, Thor, X-Men: The Movie, Homestuck, Invader Zim, Misc. Cartoons, Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, Parodies and Spoofs, and Dragon Age.

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Good Vibrations by thepunishment reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
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Awkward Empathy reviews
The Inquisitor always liked how Cole could read minds, maybe a little too much.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Inquisitor, Cole - Complete
A King's Treatment
From the Kink Meme: "Alistair's always had a thing for the bossy ladies, so it's no surprise when he discovers that he's really into pegging."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Alistair, Brosca - Complete
I'd Say I'm Teacher's Pet, But I'm No Pussy
Remy LeBeau has his work cut out for him with the pale-haired brat son of the assistant head of his school. Being a teacher, he takes an interest in setting the boy as much on the up and up as a part-time thief can manage, but it seems the boy may have other ideas. A multiverse-based Charter School/Domestic Science Class AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,767 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Gambit, Peter/QuickSilver
look at this piece of sht reviews
Because what girl wouldn't fall for free hot twinkies and shitty hot-topic bottle blue hair? "Peter"/Random Chick
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - OC, Peter/QuickSilver
A Pair Of Hot Pink Notebooks reviews
Mukuro discovers a pair of journals with a horrifying story in them about her and another class under her unpopular sister's bed. After bringing them to one of her friends, they do what any book of names does in a highschool-they circulate around the entire bloody school. Non-Despair AU, spoilers for both games. Updates Sundays. Warnings for language, teen sex, and marijuana use
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013
Hagakure's Happy Birthday reviews
Oh hot damn, everyone's favourite twenty something is having a birthday! And he's inviting everyone out for a happy happy birthday party in the woods! ...Oh jesus christ these people shouldn't go camping. (If you like a ship leave a comment I'll try to work it in for you. General warnings for basically everything short of porn and death. That's a different fic.)
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013
The Terribly Uncomfortable Sofa
Reverse Kinkmeme Prompt: Drug Usage "Hagakure/Togami on anything, just anything /please/" Hagakure finds himself with an uncomfortably young bourgeois boy using his bong for solace and making even more uncomfortable suggestions.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Togami B., Hagakure Y. - Complete
Welcome to Historia High School reviews
Niccolò Machiavelli is starting a brand-new high school, and he is looking forward to learning to be a great diplomat! But with cool kid Napoleon and tough guy Benito both taking an interest in him, how will a boy find time for his studies?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Complete
Drug Runners reviews
I...I really don't have an explanation. Coke don't help you study, kids.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
Bob reviews
Bob was a builder.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Imagine your OTPSacredshipping reviews
Various ficlets from random posts on for Sacredshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki
Technocolour
Posted a month after it was written for FuckYeahHighstuck's Secret Stoner. Relaxing in a dreambubble amongst the neon surroundings, Dave encouters the ghost of Sollux.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Dave S., Sollux C. - Complete
Trustfundstuck by Joaniedark and ElasticPoodle reviews
Harvard University. A haven for the spoiled rich and the hard-working genius alike. However, those two are not necessarily a good combination when put together, as can be seen when one Eridan Ampora and one Sollux Captor find themselves rooming together.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Cool Kids Go To Vegas! reviews
YET ANOTHER silly Homestuck fan adventure, in which the kids somehow found themselves listening to Roxy, booking a block of hotel rooms, and hitting the casinos with fake IDs. SEE COOLKIDSGOTOVEGAS ON TUMBLR FOR BETTER FORMATTING AND PICTURES.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Roxy L.
Stupid Parrot reviews
A nefarious parrot steals Gaz's Game Slave.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Gaz - Complete
Stupid Sexy Godtiers reviews
Dave loves John. Jade loves Rose. Rose and John have got a thing going on. So what's left for the others to do but sit consumed with lust?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011
31 100 reviews
A month of drabbles created from the random pairing generator. All chapters will be clearly labeled by pairing. Let the shipping games commence! Some cursing on par with what you'd have in the comic anyway
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Complete
His Princess reviews
Eridan thinks of his feelings for the girl he lost.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Eridan A., Feferi P. - Complete
The Queen of Team Plasma reviews
After the fateful encounter on the Ferris wheel, N decided he wanted Touko to be his. This story chronicles Touko's journey, the lover's encounters, and the secrets that all of the characters harbor within them.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
The Little Merman reviews
A retelling of the classic fairytale featuring everyone's favorite Persona-summoning investigation team. Some sensitive subject matter, Kanji/Naoto.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Kanji T., Naoto S.
The Headmasters reviews
At the end of First Class, Erik decided to stay with his companions rather than start the Brotherhood. His ideologies start to shape the group in a different way from Charles' vision as the mutant/human conflict continues, teetering on the edge of war.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Nice Job, Kid reviews
KARKAT: THANK YOU, DARK GODS! THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU WIN THIS ROUND! YOU WIN ALL THE ROUNDS APPARENTLY! THERE ARE NO ROUNDS EVEN. THERE'S JUST YOUR SLIMY TENDRILS, OUR NAKED BODIES, AND EPOCHS OF MOLESTATION. And then it happened.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Karkat V. - Complete
Bucket Receptacle reviews
A quick flash fiction based on a piece of artwork. Dave finds himself enjoying some of the aspects of the trolls' black quadrant. Bucket holding, some objectification in a D/s standpoint
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Gamzee M., Dave S. - Complete
How To Get Your Money's Worth reviews
In which Sollux rips Eridans shirt, and Gamzee and Equius overhear the most interesting argument in dorm history. Takes place a few months into Trustfundstuck. By Joanie Dark and Elastic Poodle
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Dakimakura reviews
Kanaya practices stripping a girl with a body pillow.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Kanaya M., Rose L. - Complete
I Wanna Be Your Dog reviews
An accident killing Nepeta left Equius a shell of a troll, and he was placed into Gamzee's posession to keep him from doing anything drastic. However, as the slime starts to run low, Gamzee's disposition starts to change. Rated M for character death
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Equius Z., Gamzee M. - Complete
Waterboarding reviews
Very uncreatively named, a little oneshot that is exactly as the title says. Eridan decides to engage Equius in a bit of water torture.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Eridan A., Equius Z. - Complete
The Plight of the Seahorse reviews
A little drabble written for an RP. Seahorse Dad deals with things far more annoying than a mere failed son…he deals with tacky decoration.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Guns Are The Loveliest Things reviews
X-Men: First Class. What started as insistence that a bullet can be stopped in mid-air turns to other things all together.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
A Most Fascinating Lesson reviews
The teenage king elect, Thor, has been finding that he has been having certain issues in his relationship with Sif. Being the "caring" brother that he is, Loki offers his aid in teaching Thor how to..."properly treat" a woman.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Conversation In reviews
A brief drabble of a conversation between two characters at the end of Portal 2. You know who if you beat the game. Warning: MAJOR spoilers.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Knots Are Evil, Evil Things reviews
Eusine thinks that rope seems like a great way to spice up a relationship. He is terribly, terribly wrong.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Eusine/Minaki, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
That's Not Very Professional reviews
Emmet and Ingo take advantage of the time they spend waiting for a challenger to arrive in the best possible way...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Emmet, Ingo - Complete
Teatime reviews
Stress from a hard day's work for Ingo is ended by an interesting brand of brotherly affection from Emmet.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Emmet, Ingo - Complete
What What What Are You Doing? reviews
Burgh is N's sassy gay friend. Need I say more?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Burgh/Arty, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
In The Doctor's Chambers reviews
Spirit wakes up to experience one of his infamous vivisections.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
The Day Dojima Decided Souji Needed a Car reviews
It's terribly embarrassing to ask your uncle for a ride to the hospital at one in the morning when you and your 'partner' were...a little too rough...
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yosuke H. - Complete
I See Someone Was Playing With Their Wiimotes… reviews
Trying to have a nice day playing Wii with your friends is easily ruined by your uncle and his "partner" coming down from the bedroom...
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - R. Dojima, T. Adachi - Complete
One With Prussia reviews
An APH skit The Baltics are out on a mission to promote Russia, when our dear Oresama arrives...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Happy Deathday reviews
Raito visits L's grave on the anniversary of his death and has an emotional moment. RaitoxL.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Fight reviews
England and France get into the most...interesting of battles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Dreaming reviews
Lithuania finds himself remembering his last master while living at America's house. RusLiet, America voyeur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
But I Loved You
A Journey's End fanfiction. Osborne and Stanhope come back from the war, and Stanhope admits the feelings he had had for his comrade with tragic results. Warnings: homosexuality and suicide
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Rememberance
A Journey's End fanfiction. After the war is over, Stanhope remembers his fallen comrades.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Apocalypse Villa reviews
After the attempted apocalypse, two of the horsemen eventually find one another again and have an enjoyable reunion. FaminexPollution.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Famine, Pollution - Complete
Like Memories reviews
L remembers the event Christmas is back in England and decides to give the Japanese taskforce a bit of cheer. LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Scars reviews
Toris lies in bed and thinks of times past... RussiaxLithuania and light LithuaniaxPoland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
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