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Joined 02-02-06, id: 982980
Author has written 17 stories for Firefly, Stargate: SG-1, Galaxy Rangers, Harry Potter, Bleach, and Full Metal Panic.

I'm not a writer by trade: I'm really a chemist. Television used to be my addiction, but books have saved me from all of that. I hope that everyone enjoys the stories that I write, because that is what I want to do it for.

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Grâce au Malfoys by romulus lupin reviews
Inspired by broomstick flyer's "Thanks to the Malfoys" but with a twist. A naked Ron wakes up spooned against a naked Hermione. What happened? Why are the Malfoys ROTFLOL? Some Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,379 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What's In A Name? by sydneygirl90 reviews
Hermione reflects on her marriage with Ron, why she still has feelings for Harry, and what is truly in a name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Copper for a Kiss by Lady Cleo reviews
Alternate ‘Verse: When fate takes a turn and Simon is unable to liberate River from the Academy, Jayne finds himself accidentally rescuing the crazy girl from her tormentors.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,556 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Jayne, River
Facades by Nikki99 reviews
Facade: An artificial or deceptive front... Love is in the air but between who? I suggest you check the definition of the title before assuming anything. Ships: H/Hr? H/G? G/D? D/P? P/N? N/L? Hr/R? Which ship is which? Read to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,594 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
River Tam’s Diary by RomanceGuru reviews
New entry: River Tam’s Diary VIII, Dreaded V. PreRayne. River has a blind date. From the sweet, disillusioned mind of River Tam, Bridget Jones style.R&R.:
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - River, Jayne
Five Meme: A Civil Tongue by curi reviews
Five times River Tam left Jayne Cobb speechless. River/Jayne. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
She Would Want A Kiss by RomanceMe reviews
There are many things Jayne doesn't want to find laying on his bed. River is one of them. RiverJayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jayne, River
The First Move by pmochizuki reviews
[OneShot, JayneRiver] I was tired of waiting for Jayne to make the first move so I had to come up with a fool proof plan for him to do so. Or technically was I making the first move just by planning for him to make the first move?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Meaning of Apples by Transgenic-girl reviews
River explains the meaning of an apple. Oneshot. Could be Rayne, could not be. Could fit anywhere in the series.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/10/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
The V in River by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Firefly, V for Vendetta. River chooses not to turn the other cheek.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
Bad Blood by slaygirl101 reviews
Sometimes people find themselves when they're lost. River and Jayne are split up from the rest of the crew and are trying to find their way home before anything else goes wrong. Cannon and eventual Rayne. UNFINISHED! This hasn't been worked on in YEARS!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Jayne, River
Of Ice Planets and Stubble by RomanceMe reviews
River has trouble eating an ice planet. Jayne is there to rescue the day! RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Courtship of Mr Cobb by Keena reviews
Jayne may not be a girl, but there are certain tricks to courtin' him and River is certain she's figured them out.Takes place after Serenity so spoilers for the movie.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Jayne, River
Sharpened Blade by PonyXpressinc reviews
The first line of this has been circling my brain for weeks.So… Assuming that Jayne did have the hots for River, and assuming he was comfy enough with a pen to write this down, and assuming… oh never mind, grin, just let me know what you think.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
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Substitute Shinigami reviews
Ichigo is looking forward to some time away from Rukia. Little does he know that the Soul Society has sent two others to replace her. Pairings Uryu/Nemu, Chad/Isane, Renji/Rukia, and Ichigo/Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Whispered Hollows reviews
Kaname and Sousuke go to Karakura Town for a summer beach trip. Little did they know what they would find when they bump into the Shinigami Women's Society. Hollows and Arm Slaves at the beach!
Crossover - Full Metal Panic & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Mistaken reviews
When Isane asks how Shunsui accidentally entered Unohana's bedroom, she has a startling revelation. Tag for the Shingami Golden short from Bleach 238. Character pairing but not saying because of spoiler.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Isane K., R. Unohana - Complete
What is Too Close? reviews
Nemu invites Uryuu to watch the stars with her. Uryuu agrees but is suspicious. This is a tag for Bleach Anime episode 228. Uryuu/Nemu with hints of Ichi/Hime and Sado/Isane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
Felix Felicis: How it should have happened reviews
An alternate ending to Felix Felicis. What if Ron and Lavender had not burst in on Harry and Hermione so soon? Intended as a one-shot, but may change. AU. HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
She Don't Know She's Beautiful reviews
Harry/Hermione fluff songfic set to a country song Who would have thought? . Harry is beginning to notice some things that Hermione doesn't. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coincidences reviews
During a visit to an uninteresting planet, something goes wrong. Colonel O'Neill disappears and another man takes his place. Who is this Mal Reynolds and can the team get O'Neill back? Set during the fifth season and postSerenity. Crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007
Coincidence reviews
Something goes wrong during a drop on the planet Providence. Mal disappears and another takes his place. Who is this Jack O'Neill and can the crew get their Captain back? Crossover with Stargate SG1 in fifth season. PostBDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007
This Woman is Trouble reviews
Shane Gooseman's thoughts during Brontobear. What made him decide to help Niko?
Galaxy Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Night Games reviews
Didn't Simon say something about being a traditionalist? Sillyness ensues as Mal learns a little too much about Serenity's resident lovebirds.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Mal - Complete
No one in the 'Verse reviews
A MalInara songfic. Inara has a few words for Mal, but he really doesn't want to sit around and listen. Hilarity ensues.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Warrior Women reviews
Commander Harken decides to try something new following his encounter with the Crew of Serenity. Set after Bushwhacked. Other character Fic. Just another reason to hate the Alliance.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
Posting the Black Mark reviews
Set during the Shindig episode. A missing scene. Inara contacts the Guild to post the Black Mark on Atherton and receives and unusual inquiry. MalInara.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Another Train Job reviews
Set after Serenity. River has been captured. Jayne is in pursuit. Can he beat the train to the spaceport, or will he lose River forever? Jaynecentric Rayne fic. The Final chapter is up!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
More than a game reviews
As usual, the plan does not go off even when its delivering the goods to Monty.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
What you got Revised reviews
Revised versionStill a Rayne fic. River is willing. Jayne is clueless. Inara saves the day. Mal left to do clean up. Some KayleeSimon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - River, Jayne
The Exchange reviews
Zoe and River prove to be mutually beneficial for one another. Set after Miranda. Spoilers for the movie and series. Implied JayneRiver, KayleeSimon, MalInara, Zoenot spoiling it. A first work! Please review.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
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