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Joined 02-03-06, id: 983327, Profile Updated: 04-22-08
Author has written 14 stories for House, M.D., and NCIS.

I hate these profile things. There isn't much I have to say about myself, which is sad. It means I'm a very boring person.

Anyway, I'm Mia, a history major in Michigan. I love college and being on my own. I absolutely detest my hometown, since it's so small. I'm more of a big city gal.

I love writing. Fanfic gives me an opportunity to flex my writing muscle. I actually think that fanfic can be harder to write than original fiction, since you have to stay true to characters everyone knows and loves while injecting them into a story of your own making. I write het, slash, femslash, pretty much everything as long as it's not something that squicks me out. Since NCIS is my main fandom, my ships include Gabby, Diva, Zabby, McNozzo, Giva, McTibbs, Tibbs, Gibbs/Ducky, Dabby, McGiva, Tiva, Jibbs, Tate, Tabby, McGee/Kate, and the occasional Kibbs story. I'm pretty flexible when it comes to ships, since there are so many combinations. Just don't ask me to write anything like non-con or anything equally squicky. D/s and kink is fine (just read some of my M fics), but please nothing that makes me feel icky.

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Dark Delicacies by Cardinal Robbins reviews
SVU AU John Munch and Sarah Zelman argue over a case that threatens to tear them apart. Does John finally walk away and find comfort with another woman? Read and find out! You may be surprised at his actions. Rated M.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
You Still Get To Me by calalily reviews
Story 8 in The Assistant Series I've been writing. The other 7 are posted on my website. GibbsOFC, TABBY, other pairings
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Meow by lawnmowerelf reviews
One morning when House wakes up, something is...different. Written for the wtf27 challenge on LJ.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Metamorphosis by napoleonbean reviews
Wilson changes. Deathfic. might be slash, if you squint real hard.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/19/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
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Green Eyed Monster reviews
He always did like her in green. Jenny, Jethro, and a party at the White House
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Reclaiming What's His reviews
Abby's been a naughty girl, and Gibbs needs to show her who she belongs to. Written as an NFA Hangman prize for Cassy.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Kate's Tattoo reviews
Abby takes Kate for her first tat. Kibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Abby S., Kate T.
Auld Lang Syne reviews
Two people meet in a bar on New Years Eve, share their resolutions, and perhaps more. Giva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D.
A Memorabe Christmas Party reviews
Four unlikely people get together for one incredible night. McGiva, Tabby, Zabby, McNozzo
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Tony D., Abby S.
Tony and the McGee reviews
Gee McGee, what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Tony. Try to take over the world!"
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Remembrances reviews
Tragedy hits the team when one of them loses someone very near and dear to them.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ducky M., Ziva D. - Complete
Cause of Death reviews
Ziva goes to Ducky to seek answers about the Brian Dempsey case.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ducky M., Ziva D. - Complete
Rainy Days Swimming reviews
McGee's sister Sarah gets a new job, and finds her new charge to be quite interesting.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Ducky M. - Complete
Voodoo Child reviews
Gibbs goes to collect Abby to come into work in the middle of the night. Things don't exactly go as planned.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Baby Sitter Abby reviews
Abby's left looking after her niece for a day. Gabby fluff! Written as a prize for the NFA Hangman game.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mexico reviews
More of Abby's thoughts, this time about life without Gibbs. Spoilers for Shalom and Hiatus 1 &2. GAbby. Written for the 30forbidden community on lj.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Pleading to No One reviews
Abby's thoughts on Gibbs' amnesia from Hiatus. Spoilers for Hiatus 1 & 2. GAbby. Written for the 30forbidden community on lj.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Greg House: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREGORY HOUSE unit! Inspired by the Owner's Guide series, started by the wonderful Theresa Green.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House - Complete