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Joined 02-03-06, id: 983440, Profile Updated: 02-28-15
Author has written 13 stories for Misc. Cartoons, Pokémon, My Little Pony, and Space Ghost.

Don't be fooled by the whimsical nature of the fandoms listed above. Not all of what I write is okay for kids. Besides, my main focus is writing fanfiction for the Toonami universe. Specifically, the Total Immersion Events and my own behind-the-scenes adventures with TOM and Sara. Now that Toonami has been resurrected from the dead thanks to enthusiasm from the fans, it doesn't need me to summarize what it is. But it does need a faithful viewership; those ratings will matter if Toonami's going to grow in fame and quality.

If you have anything to say after reading, it's easy as heck to click the review button and punch in a few words. I already have fun writing these stories, but reviews are like gold. Thanks in advance to all who take the time to do so (you rock) and to everyone who reads regardless (you rock slightly less).

... And now, here are a few fun little ideas I caught scampering around in my head making a mess:

Film/TV Wishs:

- A crossover between pulp characters (Doc Savage, The Shadow, Fu Manchu, etc.) written by J. Michael Straczynski, directed by Zach Snyder.

- A Buck Rogers movie and adaptations of King Solomon's Mines, The Diamond of Jeru, and Enslaved: Odyssey to the West directed by Joe Johnston.

- An Atomic Robo movie directed by Edgar Wright, starring Simon Pegg.

- A rousing, stylish Western and a stunt-filled homage to silent chase films directed by Seven Spielberg.

- A Toonami series written by Paul Dini and Michael Reeves, produced by Greg Weisman, with a ton of fan participation and media tie-ins.

Favorite Fictional Characters:

Indiana Jones

Skulduggery Pleasant

TOM and Sara

Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes

The Lone Gunmen

Hexidecimal

Godzilla

Snake Eyes

Rinzler

Cassandra Cain

Phil Coulson

Trevor Slattery

Captain Jack Harkness

Vastra, Jenny, and Strax

Captain Robau (Star Trek)

Dominique (D.E.B.S.)

Ninjor (MMPR)

Monkey (Enslaved)

V (V For Vendetta)

L ("Death Note")

Van ("GunxSword")

Azalie ("Orphen", a 1998 anime)

Roulette (Transformers toy line)

The Blue Man Group (they count)

All the wacky aliases of Harpo Marx

Elliot, an original character created by JollyJack on DeviantArt.

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My Personal Servant by LordryuTJ reviews
While in control of Ponyville, Trixie gives the unhappy Spike a punishment after several counts of him disobeying her. Rated M for a lemony scene.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Trixie, Spike] - Complete
My Little Time Lord by Victorian R. Hellsly reviews
Friendship is Magic - Little Ditzy "Derpy Hooves" Doo wasn't anything like the other ponies in Ponyville. Maybe it was destiny that led her to the colt with the wild brown mane and the hourglass cutie mark...
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Starlight Sparkle by Sin Oan reviews
The student becomes the teacher when Twilight is given the job of educating Celestia's niece about the magic of friendship. How hard can it be?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,181 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
My Little Western by Laurence Brown reviews
MLP:FiM Chapter 9: How the West Was Won. The final showdown between the heroes and the outlaws, with the fate of the Summer Sun Celebration, and more, hanging in the balance. Story complete!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Trixie - Complete
Semper Fidelis by BobCat reviews
A direct sequel to It's Always Sunny in Fillydelphia. What was supposed to be a simple trip to Ponyville instead leads Soarin on an adventure that will determine the future of all Equestria. Will he be able to save Applejack from a horrible fate?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Soarin, Applejack - Complete
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Gotham City Nightbeat by Hearts of Eternity reviews
In the heart of Gotham City, hot on the trail of the Decepticons, Nightbeat finds that he is not the only dark detective at work in the streets.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Nightbeat - Complete
Fallen Away by Enesvy reviews
When a stranger shows up at her door with a message from her dead grandfather, Hazel Gibbs finds herself drawn into a dangerous conflict between humanity and its own fallen angels.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,489 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Derpy on the Dark Side by Rexx Ivan reviews
Set in the Friendship is Magic universe months before Twilight Sparkle comes to Ponyville. While staring at the moon Derpy becomes inspired to deal with certain matters.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Complete
Playtime With Barricade, Take 23 by Victoria Hughes reviews
In which Bumblebee is backed into a corner and Barricade realizes Bumblebee can't talk: one of a thousand run-ins between Decepticon and Autobot scouts. Pre-2007 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Buck Rogers: Far Beyond the World by Tiberius reviews
The spaceship Searcher returns home after completing her historic mission to find Earth invaded and humanity enslaved! Buck, Wilma and Hawk are thrown into a deadly conflict with a cruel enemy! The final chapter is now up!
Buck Rogers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Crimson Skies The Briefcase Blues by Ywander reviews
Set in the world of Crimson Skies, the aerial pirate Jason Grant and his gang the Firebirds are mixed up in a sinister plot surrounding a mysterious briefcase. Suddenly they are the center of attention of Russian spies, secret agents and zealous militia!
Crimson Skies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Chasing Vengeance by Mauser-KAR98K reviews
What do you have when you take a Spitfire MKXIVE and a V1 BuzzBomb? HANG ON!
Medal of Honor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Indiana Jones and the Gypsy's Kiss by primate reviews
1937 - Everyone's favorite archaeology professor embarks on a brand new adventure that spans four continents. From the depths of booby trap ridden Inca tombs to the magnificent temples of Upper Egypt and the valley of the Nile.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 130,573 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Blue Storm by Team Bonet reviews
During its voyage towards Treasure Planet, The Legacy is threatened by an ether storm, and Jim suspects Silver knows more about it than he's willing to tell.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Complete
If You're Gone by Maelstrom reviews
Continued from Goodnight Girl
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2001
Goodnight Girl by Maelstrom reviews
Tintin visits a friend and, as always, encounters a conspiracy. Warning: involves mature themes.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2000
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Terrifyin' Timberwolf reviews
Timberwolves ... the most frightening, ravenous, relentless predators that prowl the Everfree Forest. In order to relieve Spike of the life debt he feels obligated to fulfill, Applejack attempts to apply this creature's legendary ferocity to deceive him. Unfortunately, her puppet is crap.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Applejack, Spike - Complete
Villaintine's Day reviews
The four most powerful villains in Equestria attend a weekly conference, meaning to discuss the merit and validity of their evil plans. But it's more likely they'll just sit around bickering and judging each other. [A tribute to the golden age of Toonami. No knowledge of Toonami is necessary.]
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, King Sombra - Complete
Two Nights in Hoofington reviews
Trixie may be a traveling magician, but she lives and breathes the opulence, acoustics, and welcoming atmosphere of the stage. Little does she know that during her stay in Hoofington, she will not be so well received. Waiting for her in the balcony wings of the Moffat Theater are two of the oldest hecklers in the business. [For Waldorf and Statler fans.]
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Trixie - Complete
Endgame reviews
The Absolution is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Toonami: Dead or Alive reviews
A casual chat about anime leads the host of Toonami down a grim train of thought.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Nightmare Spike reviews
It's Nightmare Night and Spike is masquerading as his favorite superhero. Good thing, too, because on such an evening, dark mischief will occur and an unknown presence will threaten Ponyville's safety. Some super-heroic effort may be needed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Spike - Complete
At Least It Can't Get Any Worse
A lazy hero, a Harpo Marx-incarnate madman, a human-pokemon hybrid, and a cigar-chomping eccentric find themselves in a position to defeat an evil organization and its power-hungry leader ... Obviously, this is not an ideal situation.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,771 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
Trapped in Hyperspace reviews
With Sara shut down and his ship hijacked, TOM picks a tricky way of handling the deadly situation. If only the psychotic AI responsible wanted to destroy nothing more than his friend and his ship. What follows is a roller-coaster ride to hell.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Lockdown reviews
A grim surprise awaits TOM and Sara amidst a strange gathering of derelict spacecraft: two ships among the wreckage have remained active through the years ... and either one could spell doom or salvation for the Absolution.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Epic Fail reviews
Someone is attempting to take control of Toonami ... the key word being "attempting". And, much to his chagrin, TOM may know the perpetrators.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Space Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
The Intruder reviews
A mysterious object breaches TOM and Sara's ship. It's origin is a mystery, and its intentions are unknown. How can TOM deal with an entity about which they know next to nothing?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Toonami reviews
Minor difficulties arise for TOM as he adapts to life aboard the Absolution.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Swarm reviews
Before his hosting days on the Absolution, TOM is tested for service on a robot construction colony. But with more enemies than friends, he may not get far.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete