Author has written 3 stories for Diadem, and Wheel of Time.
Welcome to my Profile, I am MachinShin13 which means the black wind 13 in the Old Tonuge (yes I do know that it's REALLY pathetic that I know what that means, but hey shrugs why not?). Since your reading this I assume that you are either really bored (most likely this one) or wanna actually know somthing about me(yeah...riiiiiiiiight).So...here ya go(have fun).
Age- (alright I'll be serious) 15
Movies-Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribean, You Got Served...
Books- (all series) Lord of the Rings, Wheel of Time, Inheritance, Diadem, Rhapsody, Starman, Dragonlance, Vampire Chronicles...
Music- (wow I like basically all genres of music so I'm just gonna name a few artists) Enya, Skillet, 3 Doors Down, Savage Garden, Nelly Furtado, Baby Bash, Frankie J, Craig David, Lifehouse, Nickelback, Sarah McLachlan, Staind, Sugar Ray, Tony- Toni- Tone(basically all old hip hop)...
And here's some quotes for you...
"You should have seen the toast I couldn't even fit it through the door!"-Uncle Buck
"He came into my house, he killed my mom, and he turned her into a bull!"- Sean, SLC Punk
"You can't hear me right now, but I'm galring at you."- unknown
"Shut up when your talking to me!"- Wedding Crashers
"One more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire."- Wedding Singer
"You have to sleep sometime."- that 70's show
"Know me? What does it mean to know me? Does anyone really know anyone?"-Rules of Attraction.
"We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world."-Fightclub
"I ran until my muscles burned and veins pumped battery acid. then I ran some more."- Fightclub
"Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with." Simon Birtch
"Were all just products of our own devices."-unknown
"Destruction is a form of creation."-Fightclub
"We have front row sets for this theater of mass-destruction."-Fightclub
"The things you own end up owning you."- FightClub
"If looks could really kill, my profession would be stairing."-Brand New
"Good to know if i ever want attention all i have to do is die."-Brand New song title
"dOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY cAPSLOCK KEY WENT?"-unknown
"What is light without darkness?"-Legend
"Are you going to bark all day little doggy... or are u going to bite?"-Resevoir Dogs
"You dont doe-c-doe do u? Not doe-c-doe, doe-c-doe but doe-c-doe."-SNL-Chris Katan
"Go ahead and make ur jokes mr...jokey joke maker"-Dodge ball
"I'm wet, I'm wet I'm in pain and I'm still hysterical."- the Producers.
"Secretary slash receptionist? Okie slash dokie."- Ulla the Producers.
"Alvin! Alvin!" "Wait my names not Alvin...I'm seeing someone else's life pass before my eyes!"- the Producers
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY!"- Dodgeball
"Oh I don't think I'm a lot dumber then you thought thatyou think that I thought that I was once."- Dodge Ball
"Negative. I am a meat popsicle."-the 5th Element
"NOTICE: Attend your children, all unattended children will be eaten" -Ice Age 2
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here." Jayne Cobb, Firefly.
"If you can't run, you crawl, and if you can't do that - you find someone to carry you. " Firefly
"This is your Captain speaking, we may experience some turbulance, and then - explode."- Serenity
“Men believe the worst easily and women believe it hides something still darker.”- Wheel of Time
"Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you." Aldous Huxley in "Brave New World".
"Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love. So pick me, chose me, love me." -Merideth from Grey's Anatomy.
"There is nothing to fear, fear is what stops us from being great." B-witched83uk in The End Has Come
...the greatest hazard is to risk nothing. Those who risk nothing -do nothing -have nothing -are nothing. They may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, live. Chained by their attitudes they are slaves. Only a person who risks is free.
"The eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not get in a snit over the other ten." - Me about the fuss regarding the ten commandments being placed in a courthouse.
"I'm in a good mood, I wonder if I'm up to something?"
"Don't wish ill for your enemies...plan it."
"Travel to exotic places, meet exciting people, and then...drown them-Water Polo"
“‘Such language from a lady. I, Madame, am appalled.
"Fear is a good thing. It means you're paying attention."
"NOTICE: Unattended Children Will Be Captured and Sold"
'The Perfect Character- a Mary-Sue story' COMPLETE
'HERE WE GO AGAIN' chapters 1 -3 are complete and chapter 4 is in progress.
'BACK IN THE DAY' chapters 1 and 2 complete chapter 3 on hold.
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