Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Lost, Gilmore Girls, and Office.
Yes, I have changed my penname. DerangedHedge to ehcanadian.
March 2007 - Contrary to popular belief, the Lynn is back. Armed with useless knowledge, a Canadian sense of ways, and Girl Scout cookies, she begins the cycle of writing once again. Please disregard any attempts to be funny in her fics, painful as that might be.
Name: Lynn (Thy middle name! And alias for anything online)
Age: 16 (YAY FOR BIRTHDAYS THAT DON'T MAKE YOU 15 ANYMORE.)
Height: I'm taller then a midget...
Location: At my computer desk, most of the time. But you know, the essentials, too. The bathroom, the kitchen.
Erm some other things...
-I love politics.
-I haven't gone to church in ten years.
-Favorite Show: Grey's Anatomy or The Office. Please don't make me choose or else my head will implode.
-Favorite Book: Boy Meets Girl, by Meg Cabot. -or- The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway.
-Favorite Color: Green.
-I really want to move to Canada. Please don't ask me why, or else I'll be forced to round-house you with a ten pound carpet bag.
-I don't exercise. (God, doesn't everyone love fast metabolism?) In fact, I haven't completed the mile-run since I was old enough to know better.
-I don't shop at Wal-Mart. In fact, I wrote my ten-page persuasive essay term paper on why people in general shouldn't shop at Wal-Mart, and I got the best grade in the class. That's how much I hate Wal-Mart.
-I used to be vegitarian, but for all the wrong reasons. I didn't like the taste of meat. Personally, I think the world could live without a couple pigs or cows. It's called the circle of life. We'd be up to our eyeballs in dead cows if we didn't eat them.
-I'm a Beatle-maniac. I go to all the "Breakfast with the Beatles" breakfasts, over at the local park every sunday morning in the summer time.
-I have a loft bed, and glow-in-the-dark stars on my bedroom ceiling. A loft bed, because my room is too small to fit a computer desk in, and glow-in-the-dark stars because I'm learning all the constellations, so I can be the world's biggest Harry Potter geek.
-Sims 2 Seasons = Love. That's all I'm saying on that subject.
-Favorite name: Ingrid June. I'm going to name my baby that.
-Favorite Movie/Musical to Bash (God, so many choices...): RENT. Or High School Musical. In RENT, everyone has AIDS. Everyone. If they don't have AIDS, then they either get it during the movie, or sometime within the next six months. High School Musical is just fun to mock because my friend really likes it, and it's fun to see her face get really red when I say, "Eh, it's a lie, anyways. What self-respecting man would sing like a girl?"
-Favorite football team to bash: The Cleveland Browns. Personally, I respect Browns fans. It takes a real man to stick with a team that's that bad for so many years.
-My spouse is Patrick Dempsey. No questions asked.
-I have a LiveJournal. Not a myspace. Because MySpace: A Place for Friends equals out to be "YourSpace: A Place for Idiots" in my book.
-I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. And the rest, I'm very satiric.
-Mark Twain = One of the best authors out there.
-Whenever people get mad about something stupid I always go, "Blame the Bush Administration!"
-Blame the Bush administration!
THE SURVEY OF GREY! - I am completely and totally making this up as I go along. You can put this on your site, but replace my answers with yours.
Fav Episode: Time Has Come Today - Season 3 Premiere.
Fav Season: Season 3, so far.
Fav Character: Cristina.
Least Fav Character: McSteamy (AKA Mark Sloan)
Fav Elevator Moment: The one where Bailey pulled the emergency, and let Derek cry it out.
Fav Moment overall: Where Cristina tells Derek that Meredith is "the girl with the bomb." And then, at the end of that episode, where Derek is asking, "Where is she?". And Addison comes up, and hugs him, but Adele says to the Chief, "That is not the "she" he was asking for."
Mer's Worst Decision: Sleeping with George
Der's Worst Decision: Not picking Meredith when she said "Pick me. Choose me. Love me."
Fav Coupling: Derek and Meredith. Though Cristina and Burke come in at a close second.
Least Fav Coupling: I heard rumors about Izzie and McSteamy getting it on. That makes me vomit in my mouth a bit.
Fav Odd Pairing (ie GeorgeIzzie): AddisonAlex
Fav Random Pairing: George and Olivia.
Is McDreamy exactly what his name says: Yes. Hands down.
Is McSteamy exactly what his name says: No. Hell no.
Can George impersonate Cristina well?: Yeah!
Can Meredith impersonate Izzie well?: Egads, I don't think so.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FOLLOWING COUPLINGS:
FinnMer: Eh, they were nice... But Derek wins.
ChiefEllis: The thought of them makes me smile. They really were something...
MerGeorge: No. Nononono!
IzzieAlex: Eh, they were okay... But he turned out to be an ass to her. I like him better with Addison, actually.
IzzieDenny: It seemed a bit weird... I don't think they would've survived outside Seattle Grace.
GeorgeCallie: I liked them better as boyfriend/girlfriend. She made him realize a lot of things.
GeorgeOlivia: I liked George with Olivia. She, again, made him realize he was more than just a "sister" to his roommates.
AddisonMark: Eeeee... Maybe...ish...
BurkeYang: Definitely! They contrast each other so well that it's almost painful to watch sometimes.
MarkIzzie: Please, God, spare me.
MarkMeredith: No. Absolutely not. Though I loved the little "Dirty Mistresses" club they had going on.
All stories (from 2006 and before) that are not completed are hereby put into hibernation until further notice or otherwise posted.
Sorry for the inconvience.