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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Lost, Gilmore Girls, and Office.

Yes, I have changed my penname. DerangedHedge to ehcanadian.
March 2007 -
Contrary to popular belief, the Lynn is back. Armed with useless knowledge, a Canadian sense of ways, and Girl Scout cookies, she begins the cycle of writing once again. Please disregard any attempts to be funny in her fics, painful as that might be.

Name: Lynn (Thy middle name! And alias for anything online)
Height: I'm taller then a midget...
Gender: Female
Location: At my computer desk, most of the time. But you know, the essentials, too. The bathroom, the kitchen.

Erm some other things...

-I love politics.
-I haven't gone to church in ten years.
-Favorite Show: Grey's Anatomy or The Office. Please don't make me choose or else my head will implode.
-Favorite Book: Boy Meets Girl, by Meg Cabot. -or- The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway.
-Favorite Color: Green.
-I really want to move to Canada. Please don't ask me why, or else I'll be forced to round-house you with a ten pound carpet bag.
-I don't exercise. (God, doesn't everyone love fast metabolism?) In fact, I haven't completed the mile-run since I was old enough to know better.
-I don't shop at Wal-Mart. In fact, I wrote my ten-page persuasive essay term paper on why people in general shouldn't shop at Wal-Mart, and I got the best grade in the class. That's how much I hate Wal-Mart.
-I used to be vegitarian, but for all the wrong reasons. I didn't like the taste of meat. Personally, I think the world could live without a couple pigs or cows. It's called the circle of life. We'd be up to our eyeballs in dead cows if we didn't eat them.
-I'm a Beatle-maniac. I go to all the "Breakfast with the Beatles" breakfasts, over at the local park every sunday morning in the summer time.
-I have a loft bed, and glow-in-the-dark stars on my bedroom ceiling. A loft bed, because my room is too small to fit a computer desk in, and glow-in-the-dark stars because I'm learning all the constellations, so I can be the world's biggest Harry Potter geek.
-Sims 2 Seasons = Love. That's all I'm saying on that subject.
-Favorite name: Ingrid June. I'm going to name my baby that.
-Favorite Movie/Musical to Bash (God, so many choices...): RENT. Or High School Musical. In RENT, everyone has AIDS. Everyone. If they don't have AIDS, then they either get it during the movie, or sometime within the next six months. High School Musical is just fun to mock because my friend really likes it, and it's fun to see her face get really red when I say, "Eh, it's a lie, anyways. What self-respecting man would sing like a girl?"
-Favorite football team to bash: The Cleveland Browns. Personally, I respect Browns fans. It takes a real man to stick with a team that's that bad for so many years.
-My spouse is Patrick Dempsey. No questions asked.
-I have a LiveJournal. Not a myspace. Because MySpace: A Place for Friends equals out to be "YourSpace: A Place for Idiots" in my book.
-I'm sarcastic a lot of the time. And the rest, I'm very satiric.
-Mark Twain = One of the best authors out there.
-Whenever people get mad about something stupid I always go, "Blame the Bush Administration!"
-Blame the Bush administration!

THE SURVEY OF GREY! - I am completely and totally making this up as I go along. You can put this on your site, but replace my answers with yours.


Fav Episode: Time Has Come Today - Season 3 Premiere.
Fav Season: Season 3, so far.
Fav Character: Cristina.
Least Fav Character: McSteamy (AKA Mark Sloan)
Fav Elevator Moment: The one where Bailey pulled the emergency, and let Derek cry it out.
Fav Moment overall: Where Cristina tells Derek that Meredith is "the girl with the bomb." And then, at the end of that episode, where Derek is asking, "Where is she?". And Addison comes up, and hugs him, but Adele says to the Chief, "That is not the "she" he was asking for."
Mer's Worst Decision: Sleeping with George
Der's Worst Decision: Not picking Meredith when she said "Pick me. Choose me. Love me."
Fav Coupling: Derek and Meredith. Though Cristina and Burke come in at a close second.
Least Fav Coupling: I heard rumors about Izzie and McSteamy getting it on. That makes me vomit in my mouth a bit.
Fav Odd Pairing (ie GeorgeIzzie): AddisonAlex
Fav Random Pairing: George and Olivia.
Is McDreamy exactly what his name says: Yes. Hands down.
Is McSteamy exactly what his name says: No. Hell no.
Can George impersonate Cristina well?: Yeah!
Can Meredith impersonate Izzie well?: Egads, I don't think so.

DerMer: YES.
FinnMer: Eh, they were nice... But Derek wins.
DerAddison: No.
ChiefEllis: The thought of them makes me smile. They really were something...
MerGeorge: No. Nononono!
IzzieAlex: Eh, they were okay... But he turned out to be an ass to her. I like him better with Addison, actually.
IzzieDenny: It seemed a bit weird... I don't think they would've survived outside Seattle Grace.
IzzieGeorge: Yes!
GeorgeCallie: I liked them better as boyfriend/girlfriend. She made him realize a lot of things.
GeorgeOlivia: I liked George with Olivia. She, again, made him realize he was more than just a "sister" to his roommates.
AddisonMark: Eeeee... Maybe...ish...
MarkCallie: Nah.
BurkeYang: Definitely! They contrast each other so well that it's almost painful to watch sometimes.
AddisonAlex: YEAH!
MarkIzzie: Please, God, spare me.
MarkMeredith: No. Absolutely not. Though I loved the little "Dirty Mistresses" club they had going on.
AlexMeredith: NEVER.

All stories (from 2006 and before) that are not completed are hereby put into hibernation until further notice or otherwise posted.

Sorry for the inconvience.

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The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
between how it is and how it should be by Cassandra Mulder reviews
He never expected Pam to show up at his door.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
The Nine Parts of Desire by TheFicChick reviews
You never really understand desire until you've seen a pregnant woman with a jar of peanut butter.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
One Foot In Front of the Other by emerald-soco reviews
Or: Five Things Jim Never Knew About Pam. Or, more specifically, Pam's feet. Just another oneshot, spoilers for everything I guess. If you read, review!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
A mix of chemicals and fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus remembers the very first book he read entirely on his own in just one night under his bed sheet by torchlight: Peter Pan. When Remus turns eleven he meets Peter Pan in person. Except he goes by the name of Sirius Black. SiriusRemus. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Five Times Pam Lost Control of Her Emotions by oypoodle reviews
Going off the Five Things idea that so many others have done. Showing the angsty side of our dear Pam.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
The BiWeekly Scranton Update by Semby reviews
While Jim's in Australia, Pam keeps him up to date on what's going on back at home.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
The Rest of Her Life by Kelly Kapoor reviews
Her name was going to be Pam Anderson.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Inertia by S. Faith reviews
Post Casino Night. Jim. Pam. The Office US.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In a Jam by xoxoxo reviews
Pam and Jim sit in traffic...then they don't. For the MTT Road Trip Challenge
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Snowed In by xoxoxo reviews
Unbelievably Fluffy JAM. For the MTT Snow Challenge.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
West by unfold reviews
Pam and Jim on the road. 'And he doesn’t ask questions now when they’re more than 400 miles into this trip and he still has no idea where he’s going.'
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
This Is Drive Shaft by robo t reviews
A completely nonsensical crossover between This is Spinal Tap and LOST that documents Charlie's attempts to get the band back together before boarding Oceanic flight 815.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Charlie, Liam P.
Choices by xoxoxo reviews
Angsty JAM with at this point more than a smidgeon of fluff. Takes place post Casino Night. Please R&R! Thanks!
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
The quiet things that no one ever knows by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter comes to the conclusion that the only logical reason Lily Evans is constantly on his mind, and the main study of his doodles during class, is because he has been clearly poisoned by the girl. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Cloak by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 194 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Tea Girl by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
On a first date, James discovers Lily Evans is a lover of tea, and with Frank Longbottom, tries to find out exactly the female species find it necessary to go to the bathroom in packs, with disastrous results. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The way to a man's heart by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Horror strikes Remus Lupin when he discovers his refrigerator without chocolate. On a quest to pacify his chocolate cravings, he bumps into an unlikely woman in Honeydukes. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Steal a Heart Day by coolmarauders reviews
Dumbledore plans a special game for Valentine's Day. Steal a Heart Day. Will all be well, or will Ron still have the emotional capacity of a teaspoon? Is Harry really trying to destroy his feelings about Ginny? Minerva has always had a thing for Albus...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Veritaserum by keykeeper11 reviews
Lily Evans is troubled, and makes the decision to solve her problem by using Veritaserum, the truth potion. What will happen and what will she find out about herself? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
New Year's Eve by TraceAce reviews
An unexpected guest arrives on Jim's doorstep.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
Pangs of Guilt by Shiggity Shwa reviews
After being on the island, Jack and Kate finally 'hook-up' one night, but what about the consequences? KJ, CC FINISHED!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,467 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
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Her Only Hope reviews
She regains a small fragment of hope. JackKate. Season One. Drabble. [complete][I was previously called DerangedHedge]
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Jack, Kate - Complete
Mini Van Wars reviews
The Dunder Mifflin crew takes a trip. Not just any trip... a road trip to a paper convention. Between Dwight's narcolepsy and Michael's insanity, will Jim and Pam realise the one thing that everyone wants them to realise? PreCasino Night. JimPam
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006
Over My Head reviews
‘“Oh… You’re back.” She said. He quickly averted his eyes towards his feet. “Yeah. I missed… people here.” The doctor answered.’ Jate. No season 3 spoilers. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Jack, Kate - Complete
Speeding Cars reviews
‘“If you go now… We’ll never have any chance.” There it was. The ultimatum.’ An angsty oneshot. No spoilers.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Jack, Kate - Complete
The Letters reviews
‘Kate, The year is 2012, believe it or not. Here’s a piece of paper with my appointments for the day written down for proof. I don’t understand… This can’t be happening. How are you still back on the Island? We were rescued almost a year ago. –Jack.’ AU.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Jack, Kate
Wish You Were Somebody Else reviews
As Kate flees the scene, she looks in the mirror and realizes who she has become. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Kate - Complete
A Return reviews
Luke Danes saw himself walking up the street… Only a different himself. With Lorelai. Laughing, talking, holding a normal conversation. “…What is this, some kind of weird Back to the Future thing?” Real Luke asked. Very AU. JavaJunkie.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
The Journal of Kate Austen reviews
‘Though we lost Charlie for a while, but I don’t know how. I mean, it’s not exactly easy to lose a bipolar bassist who won’t stop singing “You All Everybody” on a plane full of dead people, but somehow Jack and I did.’ Very AU.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Kate
Auf Achse reviews
’It was a lie. My whole life has been a lie, up to this point, Jack.' Jate. Completed.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jack, Kate - Complete
A Hello From The Fandom reviews
A computer turns up in a Hogwarts classroom one day, only accessing Harry Potter related sites... Chaos ensues when the staff and students read them. Everything from pairs to theories to slash, a little something for every shipper and thinker.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Harry P.