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Joined 02-04-06, id: 983930, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, StarTrek: Voyager, X-Files, Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, and Misc. Movies.

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Name: Amanda Rose

Age: 27 (as of 2009)

Occupation: I'm a graphic and plus size clothing designer.

Location: Arizona...I really hate it here, it's too hot, it's too miserable, it's too dry, but hey it's home.

News: I've finally got a car. It's a Pontiac Grand Am. It's got faeries all over it. It's the Faerie Mobile!

Hobbies: I absolutely love reading fanfiction, I do a little bit of writing, but not much. Graphic Design, Clothing Design (yeah, I know they're work, but they're also a hobby). I like to listen to music, watch movies, drooling over Alan Rickman and/or Dame Maggie Smith (shut up, you'd know what I meant if you'd seen Prime of Miss Jean Brodie or Othello), and playing with the cats who are cute and cuddly and furry and named , Noodle, Cracken and Richard (aka: Noodlewoo, Question Mark and Dick. also all three have been nicknamed Get Off My Keyboard! and HEY! Don't Eat that! at various moments in time.) . I practice the Old Ways...I'll let you figure that one out for yourselves.

Fav Foods: frozen Strawberries, chocolate, almost anything Chinese (and yeah, I'm talkin' REAL chinese too) pizza, and Chef Salads.

Fav Actors: Dame Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman, Sir Ian McKellen, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, and Jason Issacs and of course David Bowie (he's made movies, he's an actor too!)

I do NOT like flames (except when roasting marshmallows or at Ritual)...if there is something that you don't like about me, well it's your problem isn't it, and I'd like it if you'd just keep it that way...your problems are yours, I don't want them. I have enough of my own thank you very much.

Feel free to visit my website, it's got most of my stories (and will have more once my other computer is working again) and most of my fanart and other stuff too. Be warned, there is adult content, however it is clearly labelled as such so you don't have to look at it if you're under age or don't want to.

I also answer questions when they're asked...as long as they're not TOO personal.

My favourite fandom is currently Harry Potter (I'm not even going to get into my opinion of Deathly Hallows...other than to say I've read better fanfiction, when I was looking for BAD and CRACK! fiction. can we say MM/Squid?)

Favourite HP characters: Hermione, Snape, McGonagall, Bellatrix LeStrange, Tonks, Lupin, Black, Fang,Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa (black) Malfoy, Lord Voldemort, Peeves, and Fred Weasley. (Yes, that is a rather strange combination, but I am a rather strange person, so it fits me well.)

Least Favourite HP Characters: Dumbledore, Umbridge, Mundungus Fletcher, Filch, Mrs. Norris, Aragog ( I HATE spiders), Slughorn, (former) Minister Fudge, the Carrows, (Former and deceased) Minister Scrimgour and Percy Weasley. Oh, and I'm not overly fond of Wormtail or Kreacher either.

My favourite Harry Potter pairings are (in no particular order):

Hermione Granger/Severus Snape (though not so much anymore, it's just too over done)

Hermione Granger/Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape

Hermione Granger/Severus Snape/Minerva McGonagall (why yes, I really am that twisted)

Minerva McGonagall/Fred Weasley

Ginny/Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin/Severus Snape

Remus Lupin/Sirius Black

Sirius Black/Severus Snape

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Sirius Black

Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Remus Lupin

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Sirius Black/Harry Potter (rather amusing really)

Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter

Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger

Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy (shut it...)

Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape

Lucius Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall

Lucius Malfoy. (I like almost anyone with Lucius)

More to be added at a later date and time.

Least Favourite Harry Potter Pairings:

Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall (because it's overdone andDumbledore is Gay. I always suspected he was...I mean really, purple velvet pantsuit anyone?)

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Hagrid (yes, I've seen them...shudder)

Harry/Dumbledore

Hell, Dumbledore and anyone, same with Filch and Hagrid...well, not so much hagrid.

Percy Weasley (not so much since I met Chris Rankin at Azkatraz 2009, but still not THAT fond of Percy)

Incest pairings (Except maybe Malfoycest)

Anything involving the Giant Squid

Hell, Anything involving animals in general. Just not right!


Current projects:

Daughters of the Morrigu : um, yeah...one of these days I might just get some more done on that story. Though sadly due to a bad case of Writer's Block I'm putting that one on hold until further notice. If you have any ideas for the story, feel free to e-mail me and if I use them I will credit you with having given me the ideas.

I also have a few SS/HG/MM ideas floating around my little brain...not to mention a Labyrinth Fanfiction and possibly some fan art for said stories and a Sweeney Todd idea or two.

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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 5,983 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Thoroughly Unwelcome Proposal by LD Little Dragon reviews
A post HBP twisted version of the 'WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge' fics: Snape gets caught by the Ministry's new law when a Weasley does a very, very bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Stranded Inside Hogwarts by Queen of the Castle reviews
Being a teacher is frustrating. In more ways than one. Remus/McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
Familiar Conversation by Captain Evermind reviews
A bit of staffroom banter between our favourte Hogwarts Professors, for no other reason than because I felt like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Most Wanted Governess by tirzasnape reviews
1st HGSS. WIKTT Governess challenge. Hermione runs away from the world to combine her love of learning & children into a governess job. What will she do when a man from her past visits & makes her question everything she believes? Rating is M to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,435 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gus Am Bris an La: Until the Day Breaks by fhestia reviews
Following the final battle, a forgotten hero is honored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Gift of the Magi by Headmistress X reviews
In the summer following Deathly Hallows, Harry and Professor McGonagall take a short break from saving the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Surprises by teshara reviews
100 word challenge. Hermione. McGonagall. Crookshanks. Just plain wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M., Crookshanks - Complete
Something Beautiful by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. It's a perfect spring day, and Harry decides to search for something beautiful. This is a shamelessly happy fic. Set in sixth year, compliant with all the books. Happy papering to my junior, whom this was written for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The New Ghost on Campus by WitchatHeart77 reviews
Minerva gets a visit from the new resident ghost at Hogwarts. Written for Hideaway's Ghost Quill Contest. One Shot Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Courting Dobby by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Lucius Malfoy has to deal with one or two rather serious problems. His dismissal from the Board of Governors, a rogue Houseelf who knows too much, his shambolic PR... and oh yes, his irate wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
She Goes Back Again by AssortedScribbler reviews
Hermione left Hogwarts and she got hurt. Now that she's back, will she get hurt again? All Chapters reposted due to editing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Dance by HOORAHDUCKY reviews
Short bit to a song I had to get out of my head. MMHG and character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Hoggy Warty Hogwarts by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
DH spoilers. Minerva McGonagall had never liked Hogwarts' school song. However, a week after the Battle of Hogwarts, phrases of the song keep drifting through her head, and with them come the strangest memories...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Treasures Beyond Measure by Alexannah reviews
When Hogwarts shuts down, Minerva, Harry, Severus, Hermione and Dobby seek a future at Beauxbatons Academy. But mysterious clues written by Albus Dumbledore before his death lead them on a quest to find the greatest treasure of them all. ADMM SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Fate: Who Kicked It and Made Him King? by MountainDewIsDeadly reviews
NoHBP LoTR xover later: Harry is depressed after OoTP, but something chages in the blink of an eye... LoTR starts as a fandom, but soon becomes much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,987 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Wedding Hells by Laume reviews
Challenge from a yahoo group friend. In which Dumbledore takes 'For your own good' a HUGE step too far. Rating upped to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
To Fall Like Rain by frankiebabe29 reviews
She does not regret the day she killed Draco Malfoy. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Metamorphosis of Severus Snape by unlikely2 reviews
Killer bunny. Sorry. Even in the Magical World, not everything is as it seems to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Regrets by MQ1 reviews
During OOTP. 'Do you have any regrets, Severus' SSMM. On indefinite HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Behind the Sneer by MQ1 reviews
Severus watched in horror as no less than four stunners were fired toward Minerva. The red beams collided with her and she fell limp to the ground. He was running almost immediately. 'If she dies, I swear I'll kill you, Umbridge...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Phantom of Hogwarts by Always Hopeful reviews
AU! COMPLETE! What happens when you combine Phantom of the Opera with Harry Potter? You get Minerva taking Transfiguration lessons from an unknown source, that's what. Can Albus save her in time before the teacher Tom Riddle, takes her over completely?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,796 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Lavender by MQ1 reviews
The gentle beauty of her surroundings was lost on the girl as she stared resolutely before her. It was as if she were waiting for someone. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Time to Heal by owlofathena reviews
MM HG romance. Injured during a Death Eater attack, Minerva is forced to remain in bed for a week. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,500 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Lioness, the Snake and the School Nurse by MQ1 reviews
The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
A Thousand Twitterpated Twits by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Despite of what logic may lead you to believe: there's a Veela at Hogwarts. For one week this vision of loveliness shall ensnare every male at Hogwarts with her feminine wiles or, um, something. Who is this enchantress? Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Minerva M., I. Karkaroff
Stop Doing Keep Doing by MQ1 reviews
Minerva runs away from Hogwarts. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Last? by Dia-Rose-713 reviews
It's just a humorous drabble, so it's too short to summarize it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Sad but True by Doombuggy reviews
Voldemort has something to say to a captured Potter. One Shot. Not typical song fic. Read AN: please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Love in its purest form by WhitePhoenixes' old account reviews
During a very boring Order meeting, two people suddenly barge in. Who are they? Note: Thsi is a story not written by me. Its writtne by my godsis I am posting this up for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Protector by TabbyKit reviews
Minerva checks up on her most important charge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Romeo and Juliet by The Book Thief reviews
Severus and Minerva, the Romeo and Juliet of Hogwarts. Warning: Deathfic, proceed with caution. Concrit welcome! R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Hearted Me by Always Hopeful reviews
ONESHOT! COMPLETE! Minerva laments Albus' death. It's been done before, but not to this song. Cuz her friends say she'll survive, it just takes time, but time won't heal a broken hearted her!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Die, Voldie, Die! by Laume reviews
AU. Weird. Written for a Third Floor Corridor contest. The task: Defeat Voldemort in the most ridiculous manner possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
My Guardian Angel by bakaprincess85 reviews
AU Before Harry's 1st Year. Harry James Potter lives his notsonormal life at the Dursleys, and survives with the letters that are sent to him every year. And finally, he gets to leave the Dursleys in his Guardian Angel's arms, never to return. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When We've Been There Ten Thousand Years by Sirabella reviews
WORK IN PROGRESS. Part 1: Minerva McGonagall has a secret, but there are two people she can't hide from. Can she let them both in before it's too late? Part 2: Trust starts to buckle under the weight of Voldemort's return. Who will not survive it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,498 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 10/8/2002 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Hypnosis What is it good for? by white lioness0429 reviews
absolutly nothingsay it againabsolutly nothing! It's their last year at Hogwarts and Harry, Ron and Hermione have already done something wrong, hypnotise Snape into thinking he is cat. HermionexSnape in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Spring is in the Air by ShadowBallad reviews
Snape and McGonagall are both stressed out. What better way to remedy that than by going to the Heads of House bathroom for a nice long soak? Only, they don't realise the other has the same idea! Chapter 5 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,974 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Here, Socky Socky! by EvilPoutOfDoom reviews
The socks of Hogwarts are disappearing…what is Albus Dumbledore to do? He calls sock detective, Lucius Malfoy of course! This is a crack fic and incredibly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Musical Madness by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
‘It was midnight and the dark halls of Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry was silent until a slimy haired man ‘patrolling the halls’ started to sing…’
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Lessons Learned by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
What would happen if McGonagall decided to take a day off...and Sirius and James were left in charge of her class? Mayhem included and marauder chaoskind of OOC but that's what makes it fun! RR kids. no longer a oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Minerva M., James P.
Teacher Cooties by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione says goodbye to the teachers for Christmas holiday and catches Teacher Cooties. Just a cute little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Of Balls and Bedsheets by LinZE reviews
It all came out of an idea where in a twentysomething Ron gets very drunk and makes a complete ass of himself. The fancy dress and the SSMM came later... a fraction tongue in cheek
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Awrooooo! by Jobey in Error reviews
Zippy fun in Lockhart’s, erm, class. Colin Creevey has enthusiastically volunteered to play the role of the Wagga Wagga Werewolf. Ladies and gentlemen, the boy is a born thespian. One-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Snape's Worst Nightmare by Emmeline Black reviews
Oneshot. What is Snape's worst nightmare? Harry's Potions class is about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guardians of Power by teacherbev reviews
Nominated for best action adventure at Quills! After being ambushed and kidnapped, Harry and Snape escape... Snape becomes a mentor. No SLASH. AU story starts in the middle of Harry's 5th year. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available on author's homepage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,166 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flashbacks by Backroads reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Side of Dumbledore by Wile reviews
A different spin on the Headmaster. He's not so friendly and not so stereotypical. Dark fic. Rating for implied and attempted rape. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD by LinZE reviews
A story that begins just after the Hogwarts Express draws into Kingscross at the end of book five. The main elements include, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape and a confined space. This leads to what can only be described as an
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,111 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Name by Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
While partolling the halls, Severus Snape gets to know the real Harry Potter. Last chap is up. First HP fic, please review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Value of Truth by Lady Henrietta reviews
COMPLETE: McGonagall and Snape meet for chess games and learn about each other in the process. A friendship developes, but a secret McGonagall holds could jeopardize everything between the two. MMSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Not Again by LinZE reviews
A dark piece that has heavy involvement from Severus Snape and Molly Weasley set the summer after book 5. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Tangled Up in Green by Charis M reviews
Two unexpected people and a ball of yarn in the late hours of the night. Either extremely out of character or showing what happens when stress gets to even the most sombre individuals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Thankyou by featherxquill reviews
Minerva McGonagall gave Harry Potter his first broom. How can he ever thank her for it? Based on the McGonagall created in 'School Of Second Chances'. Fluffy. Please give it a go. Have a read, and leave a review. Concrit welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Minerva M., Harry P.
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5129 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Game of Cat and Dog by lunziekentraine reviews
(COMPLETE) Unexpected dance lessons, and a few other lessons as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Bella Rosa by Kirjava Deamon reviews
He couldn’t give me a rose for friendship. We had no friendship. He couldn’t give me a rose for purity. I wasn’t. He couldn’t give me a rose for love. We weren’t in love. Not really anyways." Bellatrix remebers. Slight BellatrixRemus (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Bellatrix L., Remus L. - Complete
The Price We Pay by Ilmare2 reviews
After the end of the second war Dumbledore rescues a captured Snape from the dungeons of Lord Voldemort and the long road to recovery begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Welcome Home by Laura Kay reviews
Just a little add on to OotP, takes place duringafter the scene where Minerva comes back to the castle from St. Mungo's and she gives all the points to Harry and co. SSMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Mad Tea Party by Ivory Tower reviews
An insanely polite little story. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, McGonagall and Snape for the oddest cup of tea you'll ever read about! Jolly good stuff! PG-13 for drug references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2002
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Going Home reviews
Severus and Minerva's daughter Kathryn is in an accident while flying, and Kathryn is going home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
If I Had reviews
“did you know sir, then?” “Did I know I'd just met the most dangerous Dark Wizard of all time? No, if I had...” This is what would have happened if he had known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
I Will reviews
Takes place 6 months after the end of the movie Blow Dry. Sandra Phil and Shelley have worked out their differences. Warning: Character Death. Labelled as Complete, but if interest shows it may be continued.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Labyrinth: My Way reviews
We pick up where Jareth tells Sarah she has 13 hours to do the Labyrinth in order to save her brother, what happens next is what I think should have happened…and would have if Sarah had her head on right. WIP, Rating to be on the safe side.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008
The cat , The Snark and the Pool Full of Roses reviews
a one shot challenge piece from the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans. "Severus Snape with flowers--preferably of him getting caught enjoying them!" was supposed to be 100 words, but I like words too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
How it should have gone down reviews
A LOTR parody that shows how I think it should have happened. it's really silly. just read it if you want to.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Aragorn, Gandalf - Complete
Daughters of the Morrigu reviews
Hermione Granger has a series of strange dreams, reads a strange book, learns about ancient magics and gets some help from her favourite and least favourite professors. This is a WIP. Rating to be safe, and yes, I do know that this summary sucks.R&R pleas
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I Don't Want To Believe reviews
A small AU ficlet about not wanting to believe.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2007 - W. Skinner, D. Scully - Complete
The Night That Albus Died reviews
Filk to the song The Night Chicago Died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Horror Of It All reviews
Severus has done a very bad thing...but it was an accident. This is a humour spoof, VERY AU. and Snape is VERY OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Missing Goblet of Fire Scene reviews
or: Why it’s Not Smart To Anger Minerva McGonagall When She's Been Drinking.Basically a parody of what could have happened after the scene in GoF when AD MM SS and AM are discussing HP and the TriWiz Tourney.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
I Hope reviews
A short thought from Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Prove It reviews
Very AU. Tom Has a dream, a slight accident in Engineering, and a confession.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2006 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
In The End
Janeway loses the love of her life and this is the result. Warning: Has Character Death!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Published: 9/30/2006 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
I told you so reviews
humor. Janeway is dared to do it again...and does.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
Goodbye Kathryn reviews
Sad poem written by Chakotay after the death of Janeway. Obviously AU
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
Gooses and Gamehens reviews
Tuvok has a food allergy that proves interesting for all involved.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Tuvok - Complete
Stuck! reviews
Just a short bit of nonsense that I've had kicking around a few years.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - K. Janeway