Kazuli
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Joined 02-04-06, id: 984387
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
:Announcement to any poor reader who stumbles across my lair:
i'm currently on a hiatus of sorts, i really am sorry to everyone who got hooked on all the stories i've started. i'llbe back as soon as i can. promise.

JOHN! I'M ONLY DANCING, SHE TURNS ME ON, DON'T GET ME WRONG. BUT I'M ONLY DANCING

oooooookay...so hi people... you want to know about me, maybe, so i'm going to tell you.

Name: kazuli

Birthday: January 9th, 1991

Location: California (yay for beaches!)

So at the moment I'm in my second semester of Sophomore year, and I just got my learner's permit for driving yesterday. I'm definately down with that, oh yeah. I write fandrabble...it's all in fun. The best fic I have is Sweet Emotion, you should read it if you like Sirius/Remus. It's also finished. Unfortunately most of these fics are works in progress slash abandonments...so sorry. But a few other good fics of mine are Changes and Little Things Remind Me of You. I'm also an artist..I do a lot of fanart. I'm a slash addict. most of my writing is slash (my OTP is RLSB by far), I enjoy the character Terry Boot immensely, as well as Blaise Zabini (but my versions as opposed to Ms. Rowling's..you see I had a preconceived notion of how many of the minor characters looked before she went and described them in more detail...sorry about that. I love Draco, most of the het I read and write is Draco/Ginny. Erm...what else is there to say? I absolutely love David Bowie, Oscar Wilde and the movie Velvet Goldmine. Manga is a sad obsession for me, as well as the OC (totally not my fault though..glares at best friend). Okay, I wanted to make this brief..er so I think I'm going to end this here. Thanks for stopping by!

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Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
A Dork's Diary: Memoirs of Keira Matthews by Sukie Lou reviews
A dazzling satire of modern human relations amoung young magic people? An ironic insight into the life of an ordinary witch? Or the self centred moaning of a neurotic teenager?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,439 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Terry B., Justin F.
The Monster Day of Monsters by Wuff reviews
Dear vampires, werewolves, hags, ogres, trolls, zombies, golems, gorgons, walking mummies and everything else which could be classified as monsters. We invite you to our yearly Halloween Party' Remus didn't want to go but his friends had other plans. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
It's Later by CrazieDasie reviews
Sirius likes a photo of a sleeping Remus a little too much. Warning: contains sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,950 - Follows: 4,139 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Pop Idol by the Unrequited Lover reviews
[The Picture of Dorian Gray] I'm sure Dorian would just love having his story put to various songs, wouldn't you agree?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Holiday Letter, Death Eater Style by SmileVampy reviews
Merry Voldemortmas! What if those crazy guys you love to hate sent out the kind of letter you hate to get? 'Tis the season, indeed. Read and Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
About Last Night by Darko28 reviews
“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Difference between Wrong and Very Right by Hi Im Crazy reviews
Terry Boot likes Michael Corner, but is too afraid to do or say something. One-shot. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
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It's Only Love reviews
RLSB slash song fic to the Beatles song It's Only Love on the album Help! i know songfics are lame but i love this song almost as much as i love RLSB slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Little Things Remind Me of You reviews
Ron loves Hermione. Hermione loves Blaise. Ron is confused. Who does Ron love agian?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,325 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Ron W., Blaise Z.
A Cause for Celebration reviews
Marauder fun, Sirius relates to his friends the tale of....detention? written before HBP, therefore Slughorn no
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Modern Love reviews
Terry Boot is in Ravenclaw. Terry Boot has blue hair and mismatched eyes. he is often mistaken for a girl and he is a lazy sod. Blaise is a Slytherin. Blaise is also extremely confusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Terry B., Blaise Z.
Changes reviews
Ginny discovers muggle rock and three boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Sweet Emotion reviews
i tend to title fics by the song i'm listening to at the moment...RemusSirius fic, marauders era, sixth year. Remus is in lovedenial, Sirius is secretly in love, James is thick as a troll, and Peter is underestimated...again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Old Enemies reviews
Draco runs into some old friends...or should i say, enemies. don't know where this is really going, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Nostalgia reviews
Merry and Pippin are all grown up but they still find time for each other and old traditions. just a bit of fluff. warning: implied slash depending on on how you want to look at it there's nothing graphic either..just nakedness..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
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