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Joined 02-05-06, id: 984896, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Ahh, you've stumbled your way into dieselwriter's profile. Let her answer the questions that are on everyone's minds:

Who is dieselwriter?

Dieselwriter is not a figment of your imagination. Her actual name is Jes and she is a 26 year-old (emphasis on OLD) who has recently made the move to Kansas. She is working her way through Pharmacy School, so she basically has no experience in professional story-telling, apart from all the crap she has made up in English classes.

What does dieselwriter like to do?

Dieselwriter is a girl of many talents. She loves the television, and she loves reading (especially Harry Potter). She plays soccer and runs, and she really just likes to hang out with her friends. She does not like homework, but she works past it. She loves the Japanese language, and also enjoys reading, especially murder mysteries. She likes to help people and wants to become a great pharmacist one day.

She has no idea how writing fanfiction will help her with that. ;)

What does dieselwriter like to write?

On the whole, dieselwriter likes to write about Harry Potter, although she has been known to dabble around in other worlds. She has started writing recently for Criminal Minds, and those stories can be found under the pen name fuzzy oranges.

Specifically, dieselwriter likes to write about Ron Weasley. She is an avid Ron fan, so she likes to read, write, and breathe all that is Ron.

What does dieselwriter ship?

Ron/Hermione. Need she say more? Fine, she likes Harry/Ginny too. Actually anything with solid canonical evidence makes her a happy camper.

But her crack ship is Draco Malfoy/Giant Squid, and believes Scorpius Malfoy resembles a young Davy Jones, tentacle face and all. XD

What does dieselwriter love?

Dieselwriter loves Ron. As if you couldn't have guessed that already. The third book is currently tied with the seventh as being her favorite in the series, and she really loves chocolate. And reviews. :P

What does dieselwriter hate?

Dieselwriter truly hates Ron-bashers. Go figure. Yes, she knows Ron is great, but sometimes when compared to 'always right and perfect' Hermione and 'the leader and saviour' Harry, Ron's star seems lackluster. Dieselwriter understands his potential, however, and devotes her free writing time and her creativity to helping him shine.

Also, dieselwriter does not enjoy the Harry Potter movies. Notice the word 'hate' was left off, mainly because she still goes to see them, but she is not a fan of the writers who portray Ron in such a foul way. She loves book-Ron so much more than movie-Ron. Mind you, she does like Rupert Grint, she just hates the way the directors and writers portray him onscreen. It is very un-Ronish.

That being said, she also hates Draco for being a git, 6th-book Ginny, and the fact that all the Potter books are now finished. :(

Does dieselwriter always refer to herself in the third person?

No. I just thought it'd be fun.

Anything else?

If you see a writer by the name of akaccino leaving oddly-worded reviews, that's because she's my sister. I highly recommend you check out her stories.

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Yuletide Days by hondagirl reviews
December 2015. Ficlet format. As Christmas draws near the Weasley and Potter children experience laughter, joy, tears, pranks, love, heartbreak and, of course, plenty of family rivalry. *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Satisfied by akaccino reviews
-OneShot- -Postwar- Ron, who is buried in work at the Ministry, runs into a certain mirror from his childhood...what exactly does he see? Happy Birthday, Jes! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
His Guiding Light by WeasleyGirl-ca reviews
The war tore the Weasley family apart. But when someone very precious to Percy is left in Ron’s care, everything changes. RHr. Dad!Ron. Drama, Angst and Romance. Novella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,788 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Louder Than Words by Solstice Muse reviews
Mute!Ron and Translator!Harry are back. Something disturbing is going on in the magic free zone where Harry and Ron work. Once again the bond between the trio is tested to its limit. Rated M for graphic violence. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,752 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Into Oblivion by WeasleyGirl-ca reviews
In the midst of war, the trio was separated for a month. Ron’s experience during that time makes it hard for him to reconnect with Hermione and when the war finally draws to a close, a devastating turn of events leaves Ron hopelessly lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Within These Walls by Solstice Muse reviews
Their master has fallen and their people are in Azkaban.All the remaining Death Eaters have left is 18 hostages and one demand...but the ministry doesn't negotiate with terrorists.WARNING:GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
Hero by Solstice Muse reviews
Little oneshot about an unsung hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Things I hate about Steven Kloves by akaccino reviews
[RambleRant]This this a list of things that I particularly dislike about Steven Kloves. And for people that don't know who he is, he's the script writer for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Words Fail Me by Solstice Muse reviews
A Harry and Ron friendship fic.Overcoming war wounds,guilt and other people's prejudice Harry returns to magical society while Ron gets sick of 'victim' status and strives for his independence.MUTE.RON TRANSLATOR.HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,305 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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The Tales of Weasley the Father reviews
Who knew all of Ron's screw ups in life would result in helpful advice? Unfortunately for him, his children don't always appreciate his pearls of wisdom. *Chapter 32: Home*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 149,008 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G., Hugo W., Rose W.
Gang Aft Agley reviews
You know what they say about the best laid plans. Too bad Harry and Ron don’t. Their friendship is tested when an attempt to retrieve Slughorn’s memory fails miserably. Missing HBP Moment, Canon Compliant, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Apple Chunking reviews
It was a Weasley family tradition to go apple chunking during the difficult times in life. After Fred passes away, Ron decides to try to continue the tradition. Twins/Ron family love. Canon compliant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Indomitable reviews
Ron Weasley hated to run...or so he thought. DH compatible. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Knights with Firewhiskey reviews
Hermione reminisces on a birthday gift she gave to Ron many years ago. Post DH, RHr. A birthday oneshot for Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Full Circle reviews
POST HBP, PRE DH. Ron confesses his feelings to Hermione at the worst time. Can they patch up their relationship before disaster strikes? RHr and slight HG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sun reviews
Ron and Mrs. Weasley try to recover from devastating losses. The Final Battle may be won, but their fight is not over yet. A oneshotsongfic set to Maroon 5's The Sun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Feeling Inclined reviews
When Hermione is denied something she truly wants because of her blood, will someone be able to show her how special she truly is? A fluffified RHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Finale reviews
The Final Battle. Harry may have killed Voldemort, but it's not over yet. A look into the fates of all major HP characters during and immediately after the war. HG, RHr, RT, and BF. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete