Artificial Donkey
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Joined 02-06-06, id: 985419
Author has written 3 stories for Suite Life series, and High School Musical.

Well, I suppose I'd best write this bastard, then.. Well, I'm Artificial Donkey, or more commonly known as AD (thats the initials, for all you slow people). I live in England, and my age shall remain a mystery, although I'm in my mid teens(that gave it away :P), and still have my jovial youth. I'm a musician(guitar and keys), and yes, I'm a guy.

You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sening it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Zepay (greater than) Troypay.

Because I Loved Him by Venetian Heart reviews
A new girl comes to East High, and vows to get a certain basketball captain. When she finally attracts his attention, he leaves Gabriella to be with her. But will he realize who his true soulmate is? NOW COMPLETE.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
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In The Cabin reviews
Troy, Gabriella, Taylor and Chad stay in Chad's uncle's cabin for a long weekend, giving Troy the perfect opportunity to make his move. Will he go for it? Or will he chicken out? Muffins, Spanish swear words and Lego? What does it all mean? I don't know.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 9/25/2006
The Midas Touch reviews
A year and a half after Twinkle Towne, things are going well for the East High gang. Follow them through the trials and tribulations of their final years at East High. Troyella centric.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006
She Digs Me reviews
Zack thinks he has a chance with Maddie after he gets hit in the head with a dodgeball, and gets the sense knocked out of him. Mostly One sided ZackxMaddie. T for slight swearing, and mild innuendo.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete