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Joined 02-06-06, id: 985463, Profile Updated: 08-16-13
Author has written 15 stories for South Park, Fullmetal Alchemist, Lord of the Rings, Thief Lord, Death Note, Harry Potter, and X-Men: The Movie.

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Name: Kayti

Age: 20 (old enough to know better...?)

Current Location: Under the sink.

Other hobbies: Drawing, Skyping, Writing (duh), Baking, Procrastinating and Wearing Odd Hats.

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NEWS: The amazing Amaya Mitsuko has translated 'A Certain Redhead' into RUSSIAN! Find it here; http:// ficbook.net/ readfic/1105681

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Story Status(es..? Stati?)

DONE: So Wrong Yet So Right, A Certain Redhead, OSB, Spies and Moonlight, These Small Hours, Medical Miracles, Rumour is a Marvellous Thing, Once, Pieces.

UPDATING: Mutatis Mutandis

HIATUS: Melody

DEAD BUT LINGERING BECAUSE I LIKE THE REVIEWS: Two Worlds, Caffeinated Crush, Metal and Fire

...OH FLIPPING HECK THERE'S STILL ONE MISSING.

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PLEASE LEAVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRIT if you review my stories! Bayshickally- if you picked it up in a shop, what would you think?

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Sonne und Mond by Jennifer Darknight reviews
A collection of Edward x Alfons drabbles taking place in various universes and timelines. All ratings. Updated daily.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 7,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/6/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E.
Warm Up by Misha Novak reviews
One cold night. Four boys. Three blankets. Someone's gotta freeze, whose it gonna be? KennyKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Though My Hands Are Hauling Ceaselessly by EllieF reviews
Alfons knows it'll never happen. [Movieverse, Ed x Hei, but pretty onesided]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Roy and Liquor Don't Mix by KingofLoosePages reviews
Roy is a little tipsy, will Ed let it continue? RoyxEd implied booze
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Arcade Challenge by MindStorm88 reviews
CHAPTER 19 Naruto begs Sasuke to come to an Arcade to 'loosen' up. See what happens Random. R&R! INCLUDES GRAPHIC SMEXY SCENES! NOSEBLEEDS AND DEATH CAUSED BECAUSE OF STORIES ARE NOT THE FAULT OF AUTHOR! Mentions of GaaraLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,569 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Little Problems in Life by ai-08 reviews
Roy gets more than he bargained for when he has to babysit the Elric brothers. Staring young!Ed, Al, and Winry and WTFamIdoingbabysitting!Roy [complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Vanilla Blue by the Zoshi reviews
[FINISHED][[kylexkenny][slash][LAST CHAPTER IS UP] Drunken dares can never lead to anything good... or can they? Now its Kenny's turn to speak... COMPLETED 6 5 07!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Small Town Letdown by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Kyle's running away and Kenny's along for the ride. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Ping Pong Drabbles by ChuckleDoodleDoo reviews
Named after first story. Collection of RoyEd ficlets. Humor & massive amounts of fluff. You might choke on it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
First and Last by Minosuke Ichigo reviews
FMA Movie. Alphonse of the Other World just wanted to help Ed...before his death, he gave Edward Elric one last gift. AlphonseEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Intoxicated by IvoryWhiskers reviews
I was straddling Tweek’s hips with my knees, my hands holding his wrists to the floor completely at my mercy. SLASH! TweekxCraig
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Everything Forgotten by funscone reviews
In the wake of the war Harry has to relearn everything he's forgotten. HD Flangst Character death NOT Harry or Draco. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please Don't Ask Me by jamie2109 reviews
Post War. Harry is married to Ginny, but one night he kisses Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Name by Erik deSoir reviews
Harry answers a question Draco has for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dotless Dice by VanityWantsYou reviews
All Naruto wanted was to get something to eat, but he ended up in a pleasure house instead. SasuNaru and NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Friends Forever? by burnitdown reviews
GOING TO BE REWRITTEN SOON. Set in South Park, Stan is on the verge of telling Kyle how he really feels, but theres something worrying him and he doesn't know what...Coarse Language. Slash. Please R&R Now has a sequel Cartmans Karma
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Vindicated by yoshi09 reviews
With everything going wrong, Harry finally lets anger get the best of him and blames it on Draco Malfoy... But what Harry doesn't know is that Draco will teach him the difference between wanting something, and NEEDING something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never The Bride by Duchess of Kilcardy reviews
Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Commoner Cartoons by Madame Butterfly reviews
In which Kyouya tries to subdue Tamaki as he whines about the loss of life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Our Heaven by Athena1999 reviews
Angsty Kenny. Even angstier Pip. Not even eternal damnation can come between them... if only they knew the truth about the other.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kenny M., Pip P. - Complete
Tweekie in a Bottle by Azu Luna reviews
Craig goes for a coffee run and comes back to a rather interesting show. Let's just say that Tweek could definitely give Ms. Aguilera a run for her money.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Bless The Broken Road by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Songfic. A pregraduation moment takes on a whole new level of special for Pip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Butters S., Pip P. - Complete
Degrees of Affection by firskey reviews
Naruto hardly knew him but he definitely did not like this man. AU, OneShot, KakaNaru, KakaIru, ItaSasuNaru, SasuNaru Probably not what you're thinking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
I Wish by Fletset reviews
Kyle discovers beer, Stan discovers Kyle and... fluff ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Not Ready 4 Goodbye by dreamcatcher-022 reviews
(SLASH!) Stan has to break the bad news to Kyle, but how will it affect their relationship? Last chapter up! Completed.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
If I Were Gay by Corporal Katz reviews
Kenny and Kyle have a bit too much to drink one night, and random stupidity occurs... [Song fic]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
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Mutatis Mutandis reviews
Two years after the Cuban Crisis, Charles sits alone in Xavier's Academy, preparing for a new life as a professor. That is, until a familiar face emerges from a midnight rainstorm and changes the course of his life forever.'X-Men-First Class' Fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Once reviews
HBP Spoilers! On the night of Dumbledore's death, Harry and Draco stumble alone into the Forbidden Forest, bruised, battered and forced to confront a world entirely changed, with no one to turn to but each other. For Windschatten!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pieces reviews
…You probably don’t remember it, do you Harry? That time in the hallway when I offered you my hand" Draco's thoughts on that one pivotal event, and the way their lives continued afterwards, never together, but never quite apart...HxD Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rumour is a Marvellous Thing reviews
It's five years on and, in the beautiful ballroom of Potter Mansion, whispers fly about the Wizarding World's Golden Boy, and the silver-haired companion who just might be more than a friend...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Melody reviews
A Yummy Batch of ScipioxProsper Oneshots, because there just aren't enough out there! Themes up so far: Melody, Wings...
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009
Pour Toujours, Beetch reviews
Christophe and Gregory bicker in a hotel room, 'fun' ensues. gosh that sounds so perverted! T for swears and boyxboy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Metal and Fire reviews
100 oneshots of the best pairing in FMA…EVER! of course, we’re talking RoyxEd! expect loadsa different subjects and situations as the plot bunny really gets a workout! Collab. with 0.Forgetful.0!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,356 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Medical Miracles reviews
MxM. Matt and Mello find themselves alone in a strange white world and, with nothing to guide them but their memories, they look back on their short, turbulent lives; the good, the bad, and the things that bound them together.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
These Small Hours reviews
The Rohirrim are celebrating the return of their Steward and their King, but Aragorn has something else on his mind and Legolas is determined to find out what it is... Legolas x Aragorn. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Spies and Moonlight reviews
As moonlight shines down through the boughs of Lorien, Legolas wanders alone...or so he thinks. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Legolas - Complete
OSB reviews
Title explained inside. A powercut plunges South Park into darkness and a lonely Kyle struggles through the rain, heading for a person he never thought he'd run to...and receiving a night he never would have expected in return...KxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Two Worlds reviews
Ed x Alphonse Heidrich. Ed tumbles into our world tormented by confusion and grief, luckily he finds a few friendly faces to help him on his way...and one which might be a little more than friendly...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
A Certain Redhead reviews
The most famous South Park Redhead attracts yet another admirer...and definitely doesn't feel the same way! CxK FINAL CHAPTER UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Notes, Nonsense and a Caffeinated Crush reviews
There really aren't enough Tweek fanfics out there so here's my contribution! Its five years on and Tweek's miserable and lonely, until some anonymous letters light up his life once more...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Tweek T.
So Wrong Yet So Right reviews
When an unexpected rainstorm gets the Brofolvski family lost in the french countryside, a mysterious stranger takes them in...with surprising results. Slash. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete