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Author has written 8 stories for Redwall, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Original Series, Bible, and Warriors.
I'M SO SORRY! REALLY!
Age: Pray and ask God...
Gender: Ah... the great mysteries of life...
Residence: Another mystery...
Family: This I will share, because its basically a part of why I write. I have two younger siblings (one six years younger, the other eleven years younger) which makes for a lot of inspiring stories about siblings. My parents (both sometimes a little... okay, A LOT overbearing) are also very inspirational. Also, Shadepaw98 is my sister. We share a lot of interesting FF moments...
Appearance: Lets see, I'm either a pretty calico cat with intense green eyes, a Jedi Master with brown hair and electrifying blue eyes, an abbey otter novice at Redwall, a pretty blond-hair blue-eyed companion of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson, a brown-haired, green-eyed friend of Captian Kirk and co., a beautiful elf married to Elrohir, son of Elrond, or a talking snow leopard from Narnia.
Personality: In all of my wonderful main characters, I like to add some of my own personality traits. I'm fiercly loyal, independant, spirited (duh), creative (another duh), determined, sometimes I get lazy, sometimes I can be very sly, sometimes I can be sorta evil, but I love to laugh.
Life: Lets see, I was born, I am living, and sometime I will die...
Honored FF friends:
Sorcha- what an abosolute WONDERFUL person. Sorcha has dealt with my constant nagging and pesturing and I can't thank her enough. She has been my ONLY beta for 'Shade', which is a rather LONG story of mine. She is amazing at catching my simple mistakes and she has been there to talk with about life, thanks Sorcha!
Schemetization- Not sure about spelling... Anyway, Schemey has been the most faithful reviewer for 'The Black Cover' I feel so honored to receive praise and even some criticism from Schemey after the small response I got for that story. I'm sorry it's on hold, I sorta have WB (writers block). Over 1100 hits and 13 reviews.. that's pitiful. 'Shade' has a little over half those hits and triple the reviews!!
ArcherofFreedom- Archer has done SO much for me. It's only once and a while you come by a friend such as this. She has a unike profile that can cheer me up (and not just because I'm in it) and she has a wonderful eye for good stories. I beta-read for her newest Redwall, which I've forgotten the title to... Anyway, read it or miss out!
Baby Beaver- She's got faith and courage, I admire her for what she's put on her profile and respect her in many ways. I think she has a lot of good stories and works, and even though they are religious, their good reads.
Nightclaw- Yet another faithful reviewer who has a lot of good stories of her own!
Sabrepaw- She is so awesome, she reads and reviews any fanfic I come up with that is in one of the categories she knows. She also developed this for Clover, a character from my FF Shade:
1) You will always read and review the story.
2) You always tell Spirit of the Skies (the author) what a wonderful character Clover is. (so she doesn't try to kill her off side glance Just kiddin' Spirit!)
3) You will ALWAYS give her a hug when possible!!
4) You will always hop around FF.Net saying 'Clover is the best! Clover is the best!' and not care that people are staring at you weird.
5) You will suddenly have an urge to make a fanfic for the Redwall fanfic Shade and feature Clover as the main protagonist.
6) In your fanfic, you will make a male squirrel about Clover's age and have him fall in love with her, only to get slapped in the face by Shade the otter.
7)You will add your name to the list below.
8) You will copy and paste this on your profile.
Clover Fan List: Sabrepaw, Spirit of the Skies,
Shadepaw98- She is my sister and a pain in the neck...
Happy Birthday Grandma- Obviously, a dedication to a women who taught me so much about life and myself.
The Black Cover- I shouldn't say finished, cause I left it hanging, but I probably will not update it for a long time, if ever
Life's a Balancing Act- A warriors fanfic starring Sunpaw who meets a circus cat and reveals secrets some cats find painful...
Shade- Ongoing Redwall fanfic earning wide attention from a lot of great writers such as Sabrepaw, storiewriter... I could go on for ages! Anyway, I'm slow to update but its still going!!
Life's a Bumpy Road- Sequel to Life's a Balancing Act. I couldn't just end the story there, after all, two mates were already planned and then along comes some kits...
A Shadow in Thunderclan- About a Shadowclan kit rescued by a Thunderclan warrior. Proves a bond between mentor and apprentice is strong enough to break down walls.
Check this out...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool"
If you could read that put it in your profile
P.S. Sned it to yuor Egislnh tceaehr!
Here's some stuff that should make you laugh. If not, get a sense of humor, come back and laugh!
Only in America... Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER WHY?
The sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) -- On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts" (talk about a news flash) -- On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) -- On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)-- On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) -- On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this because??...) -- On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?) -- On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) -- On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light
In honor of Mothers Day: (May 11)
Mother's life lessons...this is a great read just before Mother's Day.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE -- "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished