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Joined 02-06-06, id: 985885, Profile Updated: 02-14-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

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-I have lived in Texas, California, England, and currently, British Columbia.
-I spell things the Canadian/British way - favourite, colour, theatre.
-I took three years of Spanish, and I remember approximately six words of it.
-Absolut Peach and Captain Mo are my favourite straight liqours.
-I do not like crying babies.
-I do not play the guitar.
-There is a cat staring at me this very second.


On the admittedly miniscule chance you're wondering what happened to "Somewhere I Belong" - it was a bad story and you should feel bad for liking it.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14611 - Favs: 20,392 - Follows: 20,036 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Friction Match by vega rin reviews
"It's the end of the world. You can be anyone you choose to be." Daryl Dixon, at the end of the world. Ensemble, with Daryl & Glenn friendship.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
The Burning Game by Lamiel reviews
AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Captain by KCS reviews
Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,646 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
What We Remember Forever by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Hour of Separation by vega rin reviews
"Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation." - Kahlil Gibran. John/Sherlock in the tamest sense.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Corrosion by tiromu reviews
They hadn't told him this could happen. They never said he would forget himself, that he would lose everything he was to the bleeding effect. - Kinkmeme fill.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Low by Melfice reviews
The Animus is taking its toll, Desmond is losing himself, and Shaun is no longer able to convince himself that he's not falling headfirst into this. ShaunxDes, SLASH.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Let the Devil In by archy the cockroach reviews
Four survivors. A journey through hell, hope and fear. NickEllis, RochelleEllis. Friendship, sex, gore.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Intuitive Leaper by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim wasn’t in the habit of doubting his decisions. An AU following the first five year mission
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hate by LittleFairy78 reviews
A series of hate crimes in Santa Barbara leads Shawn and Gus to investigate the cases to help the police. And soon they are forced to confront something that in over 20 years of friendship has never been an issue between them. Rated for violence later on.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,570 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Just Like the Movies by Wutruffbeest reviews
A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Zoey - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 6,441 - Follows: 795 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Rampant Disease by triedunture reviews
Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Reach For Me by Emmithar reviews
When Greg becomes injured at a crime scene, he feels the best method is to hide that injury. But can his decision cause more harm than good?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,779 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
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Trouble Lurking reviews
He hopes. He dreams. He gives. He never stops trying, and he never will. But in the end it's hopeless- he will never be anything more than just a cheap replacement in the artist's heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Lying From You reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Faint reviews
It takes the ultimate sacrifice for people to realize that maybe, just maybe, Naruto isn't the demon they thought he was. Too bad that realization came too late to save him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete