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Author has written 3 stories for Artemis Fowl.

I'm your average 20-year-old female who is a major read-a-holic. I can't help it, it's an addiction! My name's Kaelyn and I have brown hair and green eyes. I have a lot of favorite books, but some of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE are Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, the Pendragon series, Fablehaven, Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Rings, books by Jane Austen, the Love Inspired series and the Hardy Boys.

I've been writing since I was about ten. When I have a writer's block for one of my books, I turn over to a fanfic. Mostly Artemis Fowl, but there's a major possibility that I could be writing a Maximum Ride fic sometime very soon. I'm a nurse so I'm pretty busy, but in my spare time I love (obviously)writing books and reading-oil painting, and playing the piano.

My favorite characters are: Artemis Fowl, Holly Short (AH all the way!), Foaly (does he even have a last name?), Mulch, Max Ride, Fang (MF), Bobby Pendragon, Loor (BL), Mark and Courtney (MC) Bella and Edward Cullen (BE).

My favorite TV series are: Revenge, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, Scandal and Modern Family.

My favorite reviewers: welovechocolate and hollybridgetpeppermint! I don't know what'd I do without my extremely loyal fans!!

My favorite fanfic: The Fowl Deception. These stories are truly creative, and something Eoin Colfer might write himself. I really recommend it as a great read.

(Thanks Broken-Quill24!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(I found the quiz on Holly Marie Fowl profile)


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

Thanks Hollybridgetpeppermint!

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, page 74)

"Spit out the prisoner."
--LEP (Lower Elements Police) Officer (Artemis Fowl, page 167)

"That's right, Mud Boy. Playtime's over. Time for the professionals to take over. If you're a good boy I'll buy you a lollipop when I come back."
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl, pages 215 and 216

“I don’t like lollipops.” --Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, page 216) (Obviously, the last two quotes go together)

"Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron." --Artemis Fowl, pae 64

“I don’t want anyone else getting hurt today, not even Artemis Fowl.”
“Well,” added the commander. “Not unless it’s absolutely necessary.”
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 39

“So, all this time, you knew Mulch Diggums was alive?”
Holly nudged the starboard thruster to avoid a missile of half-melted rock.
“Not for sure. Foaly just had this theory.”
The commander wrung an imaginary neck. “Foaly! Why am I not surprised?”
Artemis smirked from his seat in the passenger area. “Now, you two, we need to work together as a team.”
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 181

“Butler,” rasped Artemis, with the absolute last ounce of his strength. “Could someone spray me down? And then could we please go to Murmansk?”
Butler was mystified. “Spray? What spray?”
Holly unhooked the antirad foam canister, flipping the safety catch.
“Allow me,” she grinned. “It would be my pleasure.”
She directed a jet of foul-smelling foam at Artemis. In seconds he resembled a half-melted snowman. Holly laughed. Who said there were no perks in law enforcement?
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 255

Artemis sat up. “Alchemy? You have alchemy vats?”
“Stop drooling, Mud Boy. They’re experimental. The ancient warlocks used to be able to turn lead into gold, according to the Book, but the secret was lost. Even Opal Koboi hasn’t managed it yet.”
“Oh,” said Artemis, disappointed.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, pages 176 and 177

Artemis peered at the shape in the hole.
“I think she’s awake…”
He was cut short by Captain Short’s sudden return to consciousness. She bolted upright, icicles coating her eyelashes and auburn hair. Her chest ballooned as she swallowed huge gulps of air.
Artemis grabbed her shoulders, for once abandoning his shell of icy composure. “Holly. Holly, speak to me. Your finger. Is it okay?”
Holly wiggled her fingers, then curled them into a fist.
“I think so,” she said, and whacked Artemis right between the eyes. The surprised boy landed in a snowdrift for the third time that day.
Holly winked at an amazed Butler.
“Now we’re even,” she said.
Commander Root didn’t have many treasured memories. But in future days, when things were at their grimmest, he would conjure up this moment and have a quiet chuckle.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, pages 154 and 155

He glanced up sharply when Holly entered through the pneumatic double doors.
“Anybody see you come in here?”
Holly thought about it.
“The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.”
Foaly frowned. “The EIB?”
“Everyone in the building.” Holly smirked.
--Artemis Fowl, page 42

“Well, I suppose we’ll have to take our chances on foot. Butler, you’re the expert here, you take point. Captain Short, bring up the rear. Feel free to boot any human backside if it lags behind.”
Holly winked at Artemis. “No need to tell me twice, sir.”
“I’ll bet there isn’t,” grunted Root, with only the barest hint of a smile playing about his lips.
--Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, page 119

“Clear,” she said into her microphone. “I’m going in. Foaly, have you got your ears on?”
“I’m right there with you, darlin’,” replied the centaur. “Unless you step on a land mine, in which case I’m way back in the Operations Room.”
--Artemis Fowl, page 265

Foaly was waiting at the pod. Serious though the situation was, he couldn’t resist an amused whinny at the sight of Root’s belly wobbling ever so slightly in his clinging jumpsuit.
“Are you sure about this, commander? Generally we allow only one passenger per pod.”
“What do you mean?” snarled Root. “There is only one…”
Then he caught Foaly’s meaningful glance at his stomach.
“Oh. Ha ha. Very amusing. Keep it up, Foaly. I have my limit, you know.”
--Artemis Fowl, page 87

"Shall I walk, or will you beam me up?"
--Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)

"Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, signal-bell crow magnet!"
--Pex (Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code)

"Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn't there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?"
--Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception)

'"It's Maria," said Artemis, then caught himself. "I mean, let us go. Maybe we'll have better luck at the next site."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

"I am either going to barf, or fall asleep, or both." --Mulch Diggums (Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony)

'Artemis must have had a secondary plan, that boy always did. Artemis wouldn't go to the bathroom without a backup.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"I am older and have more control over my empathy," said Qwan. "That's why I didn't throw up." And having said that, he threw up.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Who would want to rescue a golf bag? wondered No. 1' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"He's crazy!" he gibbered, tumbling from the hatch of a titanium pod, which had been landed expertly on a flat patch not much bigger than a postage stamp. "The pixie is crazy! Give me your gun, Holly. I'm going to shoot him." --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'"What's that even supposed to mean?" muttered No. 1 as he passed the sign. "A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight. Bring your own wolf." --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Butler glanced across at him from his perch on the knoll.
"How did that go?" he asked. "Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?"
"Fabulous," said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. "We're planning a June wedding."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Holly lowered her gun, resting a hand on her thigh.
"That must be it. Surely our troubles are over?"
Artemis felt the earth tilt a fraction below them. He dropped to one knee, laying the flat of his hands on the ground.
"I hate to say this, Holly, but I think we're sinking."' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

'Foaly rolled his eyes. "Excuse me while I get a tissue. Honestly, I thought you demons were warlike and stoic. This little guy sounds like one of those cheap romance novels."
"The little guy who could fry your brain," Qwan reminded him.
"One of those cheap romance novels that I happen to adore," said Foaly, backing away slowly.' --Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony

Maximum Ride: School's Out-Forever

“So, Fnick, can I change the channel?” Iggy asked. “There’s a game on.”

“Make yourself at home, Figgy.” Fang said.

“I bet no people have ever been in here,” said Gazzy, sitting cross-legged in the entrance. “they’d have to rock climb just to get up here.”

“I wish we could see what’s farther back,” said Nudge.

“Yeah, me too,” said Iggy brightly.

Maximum Ride: The Final Warning

"Max," Jeb said more softly, and I automatically went on guard. "Don't you trust me?"

I mentally reviewed possible responses:

1) Sardonic laughter (always good)

2) Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief

3) Sarcastic "You have got to be kidding me."

A Poem, by Max:

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the color of angels' wings and Angel's wings.

White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels.

White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for

endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save

the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel

like if you see anymore whitness-Wonder Bread, someone's underwear,

teeth-you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and

wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City,

muttering to yourself.

If you haven't read the Maximum Ride series, what are you waiting for?? They're awesome!!

Thanks to all my reviewers!

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Claiming Anastasia by xxLucindaxx reviews
Christian Grey, 27, rich, arrogant, and the master of his universe. Enter Anastasia Steele, 21, ambitious, slightly jaded, and an artist. What happens when the one person who's not willing to follow Christian's rules, becomes the one person who he wants to claim more than anything? Sexcapades, stubborn arguments, and maybe even the occasional flinging of paint are sure to ensue.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,595 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
No regrets by Mitrioselove reviews
Dimitri is a big shot CEO.. What happens when a sexy assistant comes into his office? Lemon! Sexual... Hot and sexy.. Be warned.. But I can guarantee its awesome! Dimitri POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,048 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
My Little Roza by Chriss-Meister reviews
One day, the Belikov family is given a baby Rose to take care of for an indefinite amount of time in Russia. Dimitri makes it his sole mission to make sure that she is safe until the day she must return to her family. But after she grows up, so close to him, will he want to let her go? The love between Dimitri and the mysterious Rose is unbreakable to everyone around them.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,663 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Paging Dr Steele by Bronze Goddess reviews
Anastasia Steele has seen her fair share of heartache and disappointment, so she set out to make a difference. She encounters billionaire Christian Grey when he finds himself in need of her services, and the battle of wills begins. Will these two hotheads break each other down in the war to supremacy or will they cross that thin line between love and hate? FSOG AU fanfic.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 721,639 - Reviews: 5897 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Terrible Bets with the gang by GoldenWine reviews
Rose and Dimitri are betting over lots of things. She realizes she get in terrible bets because he has infinite patience. Full of Dares, Bets, Games. What happens when Alliances from? First Fan fiction so please be merciful!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,313 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Dimitri B., Rose H., Christian O., Lissa D.
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Dead, the Broken, and the Living by Kitsune Heart reviews
Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
To Make Him Proud by 42.Is.the.Answer reviews
The day after the attack and their passionate time in the cabin, Dimitri (who was not taken) leaves Rose to guard Tasha. Fast forward fifteen years, and Rose is guarding Lissa and is one of the most well-known and lethal guardians in the Moroi world. What happens when Tasha, Dimitri, and his son, Alexei, come to the academy? Will Rose make Dimitri proud, and will she forgive him?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Fae by HGRomance reviews
When they were children, he stole her heart. But then he vanished and she never saw him again. Many years later, Katniss finds a portal into an enchanted and dangerous forest, guarded by a fae boy who seems vaguely familiar. Fantasy AU. Banner by Mr. HGRomance: archiveofourown .org/works/683931/chapters/1255009
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,689 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Can Love Find Its Way In A Month? by clearwaterangel reviews
Aslan has given the Pevensies a month to stay in Narnia, but has he foreseen what can happen in that month? Movie-verse. SusanxCaspian, PeterxOC ON HIATUS
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,520 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
Choosing the Hard Way aka 'Artemis and Holly' by Bane8 reviews
Post-TTP TAC incorporated later . Amid some good old adventure, Artemis and Holly grapple with feelings difficult to deal with, given their differences. Throw in some Opal Koboi, some mortal danger, and it all becomes infinitely harder...or easier?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
All I want for Christmas is you by animal.luver22 reviews
Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,949 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
While You Were Out by broken-quill24 reviews
The following events take place between Artemis Fowl II's sudden disappearance from Taipei and his return, 3 years later, on a mysterious island off the coast of Ireland. A collection of one-shots. Various POV and ships. Updated, at last!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009
How To Make Artemis Fowl Fall In Love by Treegirl4 reviews
3 young film and drama students decide that for their 'How to...' project they will make a movie on how to make Artemis Fowl- the boy famous for showing no interest in girls- fall in love. But what happens when things don't go quite according to plan?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,289 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Kisses Like Fairy Dust by DreamWriter123 reviews
Artemis is going through some troubled times. And you know why? Holly. His pretty elfin friend... Takes place after The Time Paradox. Holly's age has not been changed back in this story so she is fourteen like Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Holly's Diary by Danceronpointe reviews
After the Time Paradox, Holly Short visits Artemis fowl, what happens when minerva and opal come back? who does holly really love? hsxaf summary is bad story is good
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Newlyweds Game by Person95 reviews
After Max and Fang make a mistake of pretending to be married to stop the flirtatious glances, they get roped into playing in the game show "The Newlyweds Game"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Max, Fang
Elemental by Liris reviews
Set after TTP. Artemis, Butler, Holly and Trouble are called together, but by who, or what? Will contain violence eventually, plot still under construction. H/A.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009
Stuttering by Weightless reviews
Fang is trying to tell Max how he feels, but it turns out to be harder than he thought. What happens when the Flock try to help him? What will Max do? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Syzygy by Sanraita reviews
Max is back and kicking butt along with the flock. But what they need to do is suicide. How can the possibly win? Max knows one thing. Someone isn't going to make it out alive. Nothing can ever be easy, can it? FAX! IggyxOC Beware: Hilarity will ensue!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,511 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Cursed by bholley reviews
Through a strange accident, Holly Short is left sick and injured, unable to heal herself and in the care of Artemis Fowl. The curse from Hybras has returned to haunt and maybe even kill her. Artemis and the Butlers must find a way to save her life.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Trolls at the door by Chocolate Sauce friend of CCP reviews
Somehow Opal has gotten an army of trolls. and when she makes it known she brings an unexpected ally. How is she controlling the trolls? Will Holly be able to save the day? or will she fail and Haven falls? read to find out! rated T just in case.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Camping Trip by Splodge-Rox reviews
Foaly has the bright idea to force Holly, Artemis and Mulch to go on a camping trip with him. To Holly and Artemis it seems like pure torture. But will something happen to make them change their minds? Rated T just because I'm paranoid XD
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Laws of Magic by Tomo Potter reviews
Mild AU. The laws surrounding the use of magic are deteriorating faster and faster, and for once, the fairy folk are the ones putting Artemis Fowl in danger. Rated for safety. AFHS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Movie Night by aretiredfowl reviews
Movie Night for Artemis Fowl and Holly Short does not come often. And what do do when it does? Run, my friend. Tonight, we join them reviewing the anime "Full Metal Alchemist." Written for and dedicated to xFullMetalFanGirlx.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Dressed To Impress by broken-quill24 reviews
Artemis just smiled and turned towards the balcony, "Until next time."' A companion piece to 'A Night at The Ivy'. 20 years after his parents met, Artemis visits The Ivy and relives, romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Legend of Mu by moonfangpiercerofheaven reviews
Mu...The lost continent. Today it's nothing more than a fairy tale. But Artemis Fowl knows just how dangerous fairy tales can be. Spoilers, TTP A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Star wars: Unification by deathsheadx reviews
what if earlier on in vaders life as the dark lord of sith he discovered that his children still lived? how would it effect him and the empire
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Darth Vader
Rhyme Off by Mr.Oaky reviews
Max and Fang are having a rhyme off. Who will win?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Mutant Hybrid by ChetCheerio reviews
Max is about to turn sixteen. Without the constant threat of Itex, she's beginning to see things in herself and the others that she never had time to see before. Can she admit her feelings to herself and to the boy she loves? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,763 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Max, Fang
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Captive by northern.grunge reviews
Geniuses aren’t surprised by anything. A snap of their all-knowing fingers and any situation should wither away like chalk on a sidewalk in the rain, but one particular genius, by the name of Artemis, has been surprised with a situation more than once…AXH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Practice by broken-quill24 reviews
After all these years, Artemis finally agrees to get fit. However, what will happen when Butler decides that Artemis needs someone more 'his size' to train him? A/H Fluff One-Shot. Please Read, Enjoy and Review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Hunt and Catch by The Creatress reviews
Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Prince's First Love by amantebandido reviews
After traveling through the time tunnel, Artemis and Holly find themselves in a very different dimension in which modern day Ireland is ruled by a monarchy, with our favorite genius boy at the head of it. What is Ireland to do now?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Eyes of an Angel by staramberlight reviews
my first fic, so don't kill me!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F.
SmartSheet Secrets by BlackWidowPretty reviews
H/T romance. I know, I know, a lot of people hate H/T. But even if do, please read this. Don't be so shallow-minded. I changed my friend's mind with this story, and you might just find that you like it. So please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Artemis Fowl and The Troubled Secret by MizzXartemisXfowlX1888 reviews
What will the young mastermind do now that Holly has been kidnapped by Opal and with his new sister coming how will he keep the secret...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Before I Die by XeeWrites reviews
Artemis has committed a crime and has to be punished, but for the first time our genius hero has no intention of using his cleverness to escape. Guilty as charged, Artemis comes to accept that he only has three weeks left to live.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Just A Dream by Power of the Pen12 reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Aftermath by darklight ascendant reviews
after EC, what? The C Cube has left human knowledge, but in its wake are untidy knots across the generally ordered stream that is humanity. RANDOM, NO LOGICAL PLOT.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/9/2003
All I want for Christmas is you by Liris reviews
Songfic. H/A. One shot, a bit late for Christmas, but never mind. If I actually say anything about the plot, then I'll give the story away, so please, just read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Double Trouble by Liris reviews
Holly and Artemis get kidnapped by Opal and Opal. Chaos ensues. H/A ship, set after TTP. Contains spoilers. Rated for violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Christmas Genius by Tomo Potter reviews
Artemis has brought Holly to see his town square's christmas tree, and it's the most amazing thing she's ever seen. AFHS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Hanging Out by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
Artemis and Holly are watching the made for PPTV movie of their goblin encounter, but why does it seem like their movie selves have been romantically paired for commercial appeal? ArtemisHolly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Saint Patrick's Day by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
You mean to tell me that I've been wearing THIS all day' Holly has a little fun with a certain Mud Boy on March 17. AH in later chapters, friendfluff in the first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and the Nine Kingdoms by aperfectattitude reviews
Set a few years after OD. Artemis decides to help Holly and Mulch with a new case, involving a deadly stolen weapon, taking them through a portal to a new world. AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,162 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Wear Iron Shoes by Kelitzo reviews
Artemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Farewell, Narnia by KaterineKasdorf reviews
Oneshot turned series. Deals with different characters as they say pay their final goodbyes to Narnia. Chapter Three added.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
The Future of Fowl by RavenWriter89 reviews
Something they had never heard of had captured Artemis in a way they never expected and took him to a place they couldn’t find. That guy could really pick ‘em. Set 15 years in the future. Nominated for the Orion Awards.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,854 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
The Russian Mafiya returns for vengence on the young Irish genius. Based after OD and after my other fanfic AF: Fairy Revenge,though you don't have to have read it to understand this story.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,866 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Love Below by moxearlee reviews
Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be?'re right, he's doomed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,131 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Artemis F.
Mirror by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Just a short little oneshot...'The mirror had been in the Fowl family for years...the poor old mirror hadn’t been used for a long time. It was just sitting there, gathering dust, and waiting…'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Please by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Poem...Holly's writing...A x H...Holly writes to Root and Foaly, asking them not to mindwipe Artemis...set, obviously, sometime during TEC yes, I know there wasn't a lot of time but I think it could happen
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Bliss At Last by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Poem...Holly's POV...A x H...Holly and Arty are talking, Holly writes about her feelings while the conversation is going on...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Christmas aka fanfic 7 by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Rather pointless, now that I look back on it. This was my first attempt at some ArtemisHolly stuff that was not in one of the goofy scriptstyle slapsticktype fics. No mushy stuff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
You're Beautiful by padfootvfd reviews
With the mindwipe quickly approaching, the LEP's favorite fairy has just moments to confess the truth to a certain mud boy, or regret it forever. ArtyHolly oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I need to tell you by Moon Vampire reviews
Holly finally gets the guts to tell artemis how she feels about him but she does it in a poem HollyArtemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Renegades by QueenCate reviews
Holly receives shocking news about an old friend. Artemis is being hunted by old enemies. The two must band together to solve their respective mysteries and save someone dear to them before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
The Aeral Adventures: The Door is Opened by KaterineKasdorf reviews
Remember the wood between the worlds? Remember all those lakes? What if there were many worlds to enter? What if there were doors leading into them? Another tree... Another world... Brand new adventures waiting to be experienced
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 12/30/2002
Alakazam by NeverEndingNonsense reviews
ArtemisHolly: fluffy stuff. Artemis does magic, Holly has talent, he can't remember, she can't resist. Fun fun fun. R&R :COMPLETE:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Memories by manveri mirkiel reviews
50 years after the Eternity Code, Holly returns to visit old friends. A one shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Jon Spiro's Revenge by Torina Archelda reviews
Ten years after EC, Artemis, Holly, and their daughter, Ebony Fowl, have a seemingly perfect life... Until Jon Spiro breaks out of prison, and comes after Artemis. Will Jon finally get his revenge, or does the LEP have a few surprises in store?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Crystal Love by manveri mirkiel reviews
When what was closest to Holly is taken away, she falls into a state of depression... Until someone comes. Will she let him take the empty space in her heart? Maybe... But...rnread first chapter before you do anything! ON HIATUS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Holly S.
Manipulation by Artemis II reviews
I don't understand. I cannot believe it. You fanfiction writers are manipulating my mind, making me believe something that isn't true. It can't be true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
Picture Perfect by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl Babysitter Extraordinaire by VenusDeOmnipotent reviews
Opal's out and at large. A rather unpleasant accident traps Holly, Arty, Butler and Juliet in Fowl Manor. Unfortunately for Holly and Butler, that's not their only trap...Chapter Three up! Find out whats going on
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
Come Back To Me by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Juliet and Artemis have a fight, will they get back together? Originally a songfic, lyrics now removed.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
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Artemis Fowl and the Trip to Disney World reviews
Holly has a new case, involving the dangerous Jon Spiro, and with Artemis' help will be able to afford 12 days at Disney World. Susie and Gilbert will be accompanying them, as well as Butler. But what is Spiro up to? And why is he leading them there? AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Artemis F.
Artemis Fowl and the Missing Fairy reviews
Holly Short is kidnapped, and the LEP ask Artemis for help. But who's behind it all? Only Jon Spiro, of course. No adult content or bad language. Is currently being revised, please be patient AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Artemis and Holly reviews
The story of how Artemis and Holly fell in love. Recently revised and added to!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete