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Joined 02-09-06, id: 987139, Profile Updated: 10-19-08
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Veronica Mars, Highlander, Twilight, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Merlin.

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Time for a makeover of my profile. I've been writing fan fiction since the beginning of 2006. Although I started out as a Remus/Sirius shipper, I broadened my horizon a bit. R/S is still my main pairing but I also write in other fandoms. I mostly write slash, irrespective of the fandom.

You can find all my stories at my LiveJournal and Insane Journal, where you may also find the stories that are not suitable for ffnet.

Some of my favourite quotations:

- Of course he was all in favour of Armageddon in general terms. ~ Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

- "You're Hells Angels, then? What chapter are you from?" - "REVELATIONS, CHAPTER SIX" -- Death in conversation with a biker in Good Omens

- "Do you know what honor is?" - "Yes," thought Jamie, "it's a horse." ~ George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows

- Winter is coming ~ George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire

- Kings are not born: they are made by universal hallucination. ~ George Bernard Shaw, The Revolutionist's Handbook

- All your life you live so close to truth it becomes a permanent blur in the corner of your eye. And when something nudges it into outline, it's like being ambushed by a grotesque. ~ Guildenstern in Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guidenstern are Dead

- I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. ~ Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

- Against stupidity the very Gods themselves toil in vain. ~ Friedrich Schiller

- "I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." - I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. - "Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." ~ Charlaine Harris, Living Dead in Dallas

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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
One Hundred Years of Snow by attica reviews
I wonder if you know what forever feels like, Bella. You don't. Not like I do. Bedward. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
If I Get There by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
I'm making it up, right? Sirius...I mean...it's not...it's not me, is it? [Remus figures out Sirius has a crush on him.] [MWPP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fifteen by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil, Sirius visits several AU's. On this world, he encounters teenage versions of himself and his friends. Does he dare offer advice to his counterpart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
And Be Merry by auberus11 reviews
A partial reimagining of the 'Kalas' arc. Includes Fitz, Methos, and an increasingly irritated Duncan MacLeod.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2006
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Brief Encounter by sashadavidovna reviews
A werewolf and a Death Eater walk into a bar. Laughs do not ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
If They Were Me and I Was You by MidniteMarauder reviews
Remus is not very happy about his 17th birthday. RemusSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lean on me, I won't fall over by LittleCattleya reviews
When the world starts closing in on Remus, he looks around himself, and finds out he's not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Prodigal by MidniteMarauder reviews
AU, Sirius returns from 'the Veil' and makes an unexpected appearance during HalfBlood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow. RS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
December by Hopeakaarme reviews
My Christmas fic 2005. Aziraphale's not what he appears to be, and neither is Crowley. Both angels and demons are about to notice this. SLASH CrowleyAziraphale RaphaelGabriel MichaelBeelzebub
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pretty the World by DisplayDiva reviews
It’s sixth year before Sirius decides that he needs to get over Remus, and it’s only then that he realizes there’s a Remus to get over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dr Strangelust by MidniteMarauder reviews
or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank Thirteen year old Remus discovers that his education has been sorely lacking. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Puff of Breath by Nyx Fixx reviews
Sirius and Remus are left alone at school over the holidays in seventh year. On the night after Christmas, they explore the new dynamic between them further. Slash-MWPP era-no spoilers-sexual interaction. Refers to "Sirius Laughed" - my other SBRL story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Famous Poofs in History by mysid reviews
Why is Sirius so unwilling to wear a costume to a classmate's party? RemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Lovers for Tonight by mysid reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are lovers, but not in love, are they? What do they see in each other? Two nights in their relationship. Slash with implied sex. MWPP at 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Scar by mysid reviews
A friend of Sirius Black and a werewolf. He must be a Death Eater. You didn't think they let Remus Lupin walk free on 1 Nov. 1981, did you? Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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For This Memorial’s Sake reviews
Sometimes Merlin doesn’t tell Arthur who he is. MerlinArthur, future fic.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In The Dead of The Night reviews
There is always something up in the supernatural world. Being under attack, the vampires at Fangtasia are no happy campers and Sookie has more than one reason to be hesitant about being close to Eric. Spoilers for all books including FDtW.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Sookie, Eric
It’s Not A Déjàvu, It’s The Time Warp reviews
Merlin/HarryPotter/Torchwood meta crossover. What can popular slash pairings do to cope with fandom clichés? They found a self-help group and discuss their woes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Water Under The Bridge reviews
AU: Bella wasn't so uncharacteristically lucky when she jumped off the cliff for recreational purposes and the last thing she felt for a long time was the crushing pain when she hit the water. BellaEdward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
Forever and ever and ever reviews
He was a beautiful, dazzling angel and she was just so ordinary. - Sometimes a pink and fluffy happily ever after is just too much to bear. This is a parody of Twilight badfic and the series itself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Home Is Where Your Heart Is reviews
Sookie had a horrible day but, by recreating a scene they both have fond memories of, Eric makes sure that the night doesn't end on the same note. Good thing he remembers now. Spoilers up to From Dead to Worse. SookieEric.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
I'll Find What I've Been Seeking reviews
Remus tries to make it work, to live his dream, but some things are just not meant to be. RemusTonks, RemusSirius. Set during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Edward's Vigil reviews
Edward spends the night doing what he's good at - watching over Bella and being emo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Sounding of a Trumpet reviews
It's a meeting of chance that brings them together. As transparent as Adam is, Methos has never been good at resisting temptation. HighlanderHeroes crossover.
Highlander - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008
Anything Else Would Be Too Bitter reviews
Set during OotP. Sirius hates to face his inner demons but facing Remus and their past might be even harder. RemusSirius. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Some Things Never Change reviews
What if Gory's "You're gonna die" wasn't an empty threat and the series had continued? Starts where 3.20 left off. VeronicaLogan
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Behind the Veil reviews
TorchwoodHP crossover: Sirius Black is not dead, nope, but it's close. He is, in fact, in Wales. Will Jack and his team be able to help him back into his world?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/1/2007
Home Sweet Home reviews
“This is worse than death!” The Master did not die and now he is stuck with the Doctor. Crack fic. DoctorMaster slash but hardly more than RTD implied anyway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Sharing reviews
Remus had never been very good at relationships, not that he could remember. RemusSirius and RemusOCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sometimes the sky's too bright reviews
Remus has to forgive Sirius for the Shrieking Shack incident but things are not as easy as they seem, Sirius is not the only one to blame and there is more than one thing to forgive. postprank MWPP. Slash RemusSirius. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Date reviews
Sometimes, even cool boys get nervous. Good thing that there is always James. Implied RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
What if reviews
Several Valentines Days that could have happened and fortunately never came to pass. RemusSirius. Persiflage with a sweet ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Most Romantic Romance reviews
It is time for a tacky romance that isn't meant seriously. More precisely, The Most Romantic Romance, starring Remus Lupin, innocence incarnate, and Sirius Black, womaniser and closet virgin. It's the story of their love. Slash! MWPP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forever young reviews
Sirius Black didn't believe in love. At least that was what he repeatedly told everyone who was willing to listen – and a few who weren’t. A RemusSirius story with a sprinkling of Queer as Folk quotes. It' slash, so consider yourself warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Highly Unfortunate Event reviews
Slash SiriusRemus After a long night and too many drinks something highly unfortunate happens, though both boys are in two minds about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Surviving reviews
After Sirius' death Remus tries to cope with a severe and painful loss. Implied slash. Song fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Revelation reviews
Two friends who become lovers in times of war, from their 7th year at Hogwarts till OotP. Rated M for later chapters. Slash SiriusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,730 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete