Jack Mackerel
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Joined 02-09-06, id: 987441, Profile Updated: 03-15-12
Author has written 10 stories for Avatar, X-overs, Touhou Project, Mass Effect, Katawa Shoujo, Familiar of Zero, Misc. Games, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and John Dies at the End.

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I write things. Usually half-assed attempts at action and crossovers, and the occasional sappy romance, and sometimes, unfunny crack fic.

You've probably seen me act like a total asshole on Spacebattles, MOTK, or TV Tropes (why, yes, I do contribute to a site that doesn't focus on classic lit, poor you), or here.

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World War Z Survivor's Tale by projectAL1C3 reviews
A group of survivors travelling from Fairfield, Pennsylvania to Savannah, Georgia and ended up in the Florida Keyes. One woman tells the story of hard work and sacrifice in the midst of the ultimate hell on earth. REDONE!
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & World War Z - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zoey - Complete
Remnant by Angelic Plague reviews
James won his battle, left his nightmare behind and started his life anew. In the ensuing silence, two monsters awaken to find that their nightmare yet continues. With no direction but forward, they will cut their own gruesome path to salvation.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Pyramid Head
The Way Is Shut by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.
World War Z - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Silent Hill: A Pale Reflection by Elliot Bowers reviews
Heather is trapped in a hospital that is run by dark, unspeakable creatures. Another universe away, another Heather is forced to come to the rescue of her other self. This can only be accomplished by returning to that infamous town...and beyond.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Absent Corpse by Kazuki Mishima reviews
In this re-examination of "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allen Poe, a police officer recalls the strangest incident of his career.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Cool Black Suit by Caligula II reviews
Parody of Elvis' Blue Suede Shoes, Hitman style.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
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Hydro Thunder reviews
The prelude to a race on the waters of life.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013
Saito Dies at the End reviews
Stop. Don't read this story. It might be too late already - I think that's how some kid named Saito and my best friend John got into this mess, fighting complete dicks in armor in some faraway land. Trash your computer, because if you don't, you'll be stuck here with us. (Two stoners and a Japanese kid save Halkeginia from eldritch daemons... and themselves.)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & John Dies at the End - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Saito, John
Bad Hanako reviews
Spite compels Hanako to do the last thing she ever thought she'd do: join the Student Council. One-shot, may be updated, post-Hanako's Bad End, so, er, spoilers.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hanako I., Shizune H.
The Misadventures of Doctor Shepard reviews
Dr. Shepard was a simple scientist - until the Skyllian Blitz made her a scientific icon and fake hero, despite her protests. Now she's dragged into a nightmare after the Spectres enlist her to disable Saren's Geth army. As they say, brains over brawn.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB reviews
Nitori finds a rather strange rifle near a toxic waste dump.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Chiyuri K., Iku N.
Abomination reviews
From within the bamboo forest, something stirs. A vile creature sends out twisted monsters to overrun Gensokyo like a plague...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011
Laziness of Daemonic Wastrels reviews
What do The Dude, The Heavy, David Wong, and a flying box of French Fries have in common? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Except for being conveniently transported to Gensokyo, enraging every character they come across, and trying to hunt down some nasty critters.
Crossover - X-overs & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Rinnosuke M.
Sonata of Scarlet Sunflowers reviews
A romance blossoms between the infamous, insane Kazami Yuuka and the destructive, dreaded Flandre Scarlet. Their love just might tear Gensokyo apart - or redeem them both.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Yuka K., Flandre S.
TOUHOU: Land of Shadows reviews
Deep in the Zone, Hakurei Reimu and her three friends wake up with no memory of how or why they are there. With only one thought - to kill a man named "Strelok" - they journey through a dangerous land, braving mutants, bandits, and the Zone itself.
Crossover - Touhou Project & S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011
Vidhwansak reviews
Unobtanium is crucial to humanity's survival. In light of this, a second expedition is gathered by a multi-corporate endeavor, back to the planet where RDA had failed, a more alien, hostile world since the last human had left its noxious jungles.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2010