CoKain
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Joined 02-10-06, id: 987954, Profile Updated: 05-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for X-Files, Metal Gear, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Fable, and BioShock.

Elliot Walter 'Homo-Dahmerus': A rare creature found only in basements, due to it's aversion to bright lights and other people. Chronic headaches make the Elliot Walter unapproachable and, often times, disagreeable. The Elliot Walter thrives on caffeine; deprevation of this substance will prove extremely fatal to those around it...

Synonyms: Lady Boy. Tank Girl-inspired Post Apocalyptic Z. Killer. Horror Junkie. Professional lunatic. Part-time Dr. Crane. Caffeine Addict. Anti-Socialite. Smut writer. Creator of utter nonsense. Blasphemer. Jeffrey Dahmer's homeslice.

After a long, long haitus (Read about two years) I've come back with a vengeance. Or a half-formed vengeance. I'm going to start writing again, as some of my watchers may or may not notice I demolished 95% of my stories, and be adding new writing. I plan to go back to writing the occassional Mad ModxPunk Rocket since I haven't given enough attention to the pairing that I created.

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Illaquere by INMH reviews
[The Chocolate War][Title: Entrapped] Mini fic. By the third time, he gives no resistance at all. ArchieObie, essence of noncon, faint lemony scent. Somewhat borderline M rating.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Bath Water by VestaSulOfAshes reviews
Young Will Blakeney is trying to bathe, but he feels he may need some assistence. 'Tis a good thing that his friend, Peter Calamy is there to help. WillPeter SLASH! ficlet. Enjoy, darlings.
Master and Commander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2004
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All Spliced Up reviews
An eight hundred word, unsubstantial fluff doesn't really have a summary. Splicer fluff. GAY splicer fluff. It's a terrifying concept, I know.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Surprise Surprise reviews
What royalty would not agree that Reaver is the perfect present fit for a Queen?
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Reaver, Logan - Complete
Behind A Dirty Veil reviews
Percy always picks the exact same bed, but what the hell for? StanXPercy Knight Bus fluff for all! Warnings of crack porn fuzzies all around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Stan S., Percy W. - Complete
Empty Hearts and London Fog reviews
Present...I like presents. It's sort of unhappy, but that's all my writing lately. Sunday is a dreadful day. Nothing to do. ModXPunk.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Mad Mod, Punk Rocket
Of Lovers and Lightning reviews
Set during three, post Raikov stuffed in the locker. Plotless fluff with a wee bit of Volginangst.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Starts with a Kiss reviews
MulderKrycek fluff. Mulder get's a visit from Krycek, will it be happy? Doubtful...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete