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Author has written 57 stories for Harry Potter, Book X-overs, X-overs, Sherlock Holmes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Wicked, and Casablanca.

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English: Hey. Welcome. I have been a fanfiction writer since before the 2000s (exact date unknown, as much of my work from then is long destroyed due to its despicable nature) and began originally with either Boxcar Children or Thomas the Tank Engine. Actually, it might have been both at the same time. I really can't remember. I also did Laura Ingalls Wilder fanfiction and Peter Pan as well, though I have only the smallest amount of work pertinent to either still in my handwritten collections.

My fanfiction page was begun in February 2006, when I first started my serious fanfiction-writing 'career' in the Harry Potter genre. Hence, I do not recommend reading the bottom of the page unless you merely want to see how much I have developed since then. That's not to say my first work was entirely my worst; there are some very strange things in the middle and near the top as well. However, if you're looking for a demonstration of my best work, you'll be wanting to look near the top of the page. Or on my new one!

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The End', into Polish. Done by Joanne

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A great number of the writers on this site need desperate help. Are you among the number who can't type straight, who abuse grammar, and/or who cannot spell for beans? If so, you probably need a beta. Email me anytime: violawriter22/at/yahoo.com

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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 304,320 - Reviews: 6185 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Go the Distance by kenner reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 157,178 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.
And the Blood of the Phoenix Runs the River Dry by The Jester Erebus reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Snape takes Harry with him to use for his own mysterious purposes. Soon, Harry is caught up in a tangled web of secrets, deceit, and betrayal as he slowly comes to terms with his imprisonment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Honour Among Death Eaters by Penelope Muir reviews
As the war rages on, Severus Snape and Lily Evans cross paths once again and find themselves on a dangerous road of love and betrayal that will shape the fate of the Wizarding World. Meanwhile, Regulus struggles to deal with the reality of his choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 149,732 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What if? The Purgatory of Lily by Escoger reviews
Lily, after her death, gets the chance to see all of the mistakes she made in life, by viewing the lives of other Lilys who DIDN'T make her mistakes. Most pairings are SS/LE, but there are some JP/LP and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,625 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Breakfast and Other Issues by holmes7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry Potter and Severus Snape share a flat due to the imminent demise of a certain Potions Master. They survive the living arrangement long enough to make an interesting story out of a plot bunny... NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Strange Case of Professor Snape and Mr Clyde by bundles-'o-joy reviews
Craving intellectual stimulation within the humdrum confines of teaching, Snape decides to split his soul in half—with a potion. What results, however, is not what he expects…first HP story! please have a look!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Severus S.
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Case of the Resurrected Ghost by rogueinker reviews
A prophecy and a desperate man form parts of a riddle facing Minerva McGonagall and her intrepid assistant Madam Pince. With clues paving the way, they race against time itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Oracle by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione and Ron have undergone an unbreakabl binding ritual . . . betrothed and committed for life. Unknowingly aided by the Potions master, Hermione foresees how married life with Ron will be. She's not the least bit pleased. One-shot, Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Notebook is Mightier Than the Magnifying Glass by Sherlock Holmes Skittle reviews
Hi! I'm Rhee Phan, and this story is Part One in my adventures. In this story, I meet Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and plenty of fellow Mary Sues as I try to figure out how to get out of A Scandal In Bohemia. Bonus Chapter added!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
I Shall Never Take Her Back by Alydia Rackham reviews
AU My Fair Lady with a Pygmalion twist. What if Henry Higgins' dreadful prophecy had come true? Would he really slam the door and let her freeze?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
For Bitter or for Worse by Kerichi reviews
All is not well. George uses work and Firewhisky to cope with Fred's death until a drink with a friend leads to something that dulls pain better than alcohol. Emotionally torn by grief, he struggles to allow Alicia into his life. And then comes baby . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,101 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
Happy Birthday by FakeDoll reviews
Severus is getting mysterious, woollen presents. Written in January for Snape's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
shh, no shouting by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
Madame Pince has watched three generations of Hogwarts couples, and this one just isn't up to parr. So she screams about it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - I. Pince - Complete
Ex Libris by sunshineandsugar reviews
One-shot of how Eileen Prince Snape becomes Irma Pince, Hogwarts librarian. This came to me as I was working on Magical Birthday Wishes. Caution, contains references to abuse. Please read/review. Thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Eileen P., I. Pince - Complete
Dungeons and Dragons v Detecting and Deduction by Sherlock Holmes Skittle reviews
Rhee again. This is the third part of my trilogy, in which Mr. Holmes disappears and I suffer a mental breakdown. And then Harry Potter gets involved, Snape saves the day and ruins it at the same time, and Holmes finds out that I can be even more annoying
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Flesh, Blood and Ink by darklyromantic reviews
How a final, not so innocent prank led to Harry being born a Potter. SnapeLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Good night by Logospilgrim reviews
Severus Snape deserves his rest. DH spoilers, AU of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Never try to trick me with a kiss by Frayed Misfit reviews
A series of short intervals in Severus' teenage years, pieced together by Sylvia Plath's poem and some ambiguous imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Muggle Magic by Captain LeBubbles reviews
In exchange for not giving them detention, Fred and George teach Filch a few Muggle magic tricks. FilchPince. Takes place sometime before HP1.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Argus F., I. Pince - Complete
The Birthday Present by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. AU to HBP and DH. Snape and his apprentices form a bond which may never be broken, not even in death. And at the end of it, Severus Snape is able to perform a spell that he has never been able to do before. Ok, it's not a million words. I tried.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 885,268 - Reviews: 2650 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
At Kings Cross by is-a-palindrome reviews
What happens when Lily and Snape meet after Snape's death? What does Snape tell her about the past 23 years? Just a small plot bunny I had about Snape after death inspired by Deathly Hallows and xXblacksakuraXx. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Serious and the Smirk by QuillSwift reviews
It's Harry's first meeting with Snape's portrait and it is all he can do to remind himself that, after all, he was the one who had asked to have it made. PostDH some sentimentality, fun, and Snape as sarcastic as ever. Some things never change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In loving memory by xxFreakshow reviews
Harry decides that a certain professor he's never liked deserves a nice funeral. DH SPOILERS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forest of Dean by FerPotter reviews
Hermione knew exactly who was behind the bright silver Patronus that met Harry in the Forest of Dean. PostDH. SSHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Thoughts About Him by LilyHellsing reviews
SPOILERS FOR THE SEVENTH BOOK! Summary is inside. Review if you read please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Pair No More by Moon Comix reviews
One Shot. George looked down the row of chairs at a table that seemed as though it would continue to move away from him if he approached it. Everyone else could reach it, everyone else could say goodbye. But he couldn't do it. Not yet. Not to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - George W. - Complete
Of Corridors and Moonlight by momentofbored reviews
COMPLETED. The fourth of four vignettes now up: Severus pays a visit to Lily just before her death. The story spans from their final year at Hogwarts till the August before James and Lily's death... Angst and sexual tension abound throughout! SSLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Prince of Midnight by Kasey Clark reviews
Through years of endless ridicule and cruel pranks, the future Head of House survives his school years and becomes an incredibly intelligent wizard. He's quickwitted and intimidating, his mind is sharper than most, but how damaged is his heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Renaissance Festival by Persephone33 reviews
How does the Ministry punish Draco Malfoy? Why, by making him interact with Muggles, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
That Awful Boy by picascribit reviews
In the summer before their 7th year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship and more with mixed results. Warnings: sex, recreational potion use.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2007 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] Petunia D. - Complete
Violin by HoVis reviews
Holmes muses upon his one sacrifice to the finer tastes of life.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
How to Relax by Skitty-Kat reviews
Severus Snape has his own personal way of relaxing. It's not quite what anybody might suspect but can almost be justified in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Severus S., I. Pince - Complete
Ways to Annoy Voldemort by Phan-wrighter reviews
Based off of the list 150 Ways to Annoy Voldemort on A young lady goes out of her way to become the world's best Death Eater, but does she have something more up her sleeve?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Voldemort
After the Awakening by tiberius1 reviews
Irma Pince has a secret that she didn't know she was keeping. How does she react when Severus removes the charm that reveals that she really is Eileen Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Eileen P., Severus S.
Folk of the Wood by excessivelyperky reviews
The battle has been wonbut what happens after? Snape has a choice to makeor does he? What happens when his sacrifice is accepted? HBP compliant, character death, redemption. S for Soppy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Deadly Game of Phone Tag by Eques Pirate reviews
Harry decides it's time to fight back against Voldemort with technology. Currently being revised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lovely by Nyakai reviews
Rita Skeeter tracks down Professor Snape for an interview and as always, her questions are far from normal. Does Snape have a prayer? Or has Rita finally found the impossible interview? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Severus S., Rita S. - Complete
Fifty Paper Hearts by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She made paper hearts. They were small and lined and imperfect, but on each she wrote a name, a number and a date, and dropped them into the empty grate. She'd burn them when they meant something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
The Potter Formula by Onionbreath002 reviews
Ever read through like a thousand HP fics and notice a lot of similarities that people find to be written in stone as what should happen or how characters normally are? I did... that plus a lotta coke is probably not a healthy thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Memory of the Night by Phan-wrighter reviews
Anita can't sleep without a bedtime story. However, she leanrs more about mer mother's past than anticipated. Darkness is revisited, and music is revived once more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Christine - Complete
In Africa by LuciousLadyLucius reviews
Inspired by xXblacksakuraXx's 'Their last.' After HBP Voldemort is after Snape, Narcissa and Draco. The three go to the African Savannah and live in the wilderness. See how their lives and their views on the world change
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
The Dark Lord's Revenge by Sisyphus reviews
Voldemort has a little fun at Snape's expense. HBP Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Severus Snape and the Muppetational Horcrux by marginaliana reviews
Crossover with The Muppet Show. Snape never thought being a spy could possibly be this humiliating. Snape and Miss Piggy. Yes, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Esto perpetua by SpazzedOutMuse reviews
AU since HBP. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape both take in an evening at the ballet, arriving a part and leaving together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Please Papa, I'm trying! by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
Piano lessons in the Malfoy household
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Bungee Jumping and Ornery Subway Employees by occaecation reviews
What happens when a mysterious Parry Hotter sends Lord Voldemort,Severus Snape,and Lucius Malfoy a bungee jumping course? And will Severus Snape find the love of his life? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by jigenslove reviews
Something strange happens to Professor Snape, leaving Harry the responsible one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
To Life Again by Silverthreads reviews
No time travel nor potions accident, but Severus Snape returns as a child. Harry Potter, a professor at Hogwarts with children of his own, is the only one who understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,574 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Wanted Man by MissBayles reviews
A Phantom and Hercule Poirot crossover based on the ALW movie musical, the Gaston Leroux ending, and Agatha Christie's character Hercule Poirot. A manhunt is under way to capture Piangi's killer and Hercule Poirot is assigned to the case.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005
Well That Didn't Work by AceGray reviews
Revamp in progress of What'shisname vs. the world. A stirring romance that will change the course of the world. Or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Things Ain't Like They Used to Be by Nokomiss reviews
Argus Filch breaks some difficult news to Irma Pince. PostHBP, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Argus F. - Complete
Grave Matters by excessivelyperky reviews
Hagrid tends to the grounds as is his job, but is surprised by an unexpected visitor. Surely no one would lie to the dead, would they? HBP spoilers. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,564 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Rubeus H., Severus S. - Complete
On the Wings of Song by percyismine reviews
Basically tells what Colonel Brandon was thinking during the Sense and Sensibility movie. Dates from when he first saw her to their wedding day. oneshot REVIEW PLEASE!
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
More Than One Way Out by Battlefield Angel reviews
It's silly really. You'd think that such a smart fellow would be able to help his new wife out of her corset, wouldn't you? Just so you know, this is a one shot...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Christine - Complete
Down to the Disco by Siriuslyfun19212 reviews
Harry hears a wonderful disco song on the radio and decides to discofy the school, with the help of Madam Peace Pince. What happens though, when Snape decides to put an end to the disco? ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Snowy Night by Jan. McNeville reviews
Winter in England. Cold winds and white, fluffy snow, as well as tolling bells of midnight. Decidedly AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Grand Piano by AngelCure reviews
Professor Severus Snape plays the piano...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Piano by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I hate the Gryffindors and their stupid little cliques and the pumpkin juice and having to pretend like everything's okay. I want to play the piano. LilyLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Black and White by marzoog reviews
You were the one who taught me to see the colors." A rather cynical Rick reflects on Ilse, and what she taught him.
Casablanca - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2004
Happy Birthday by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Search For a New Dumbledore by Nataly Ravenlock reviews
I found an article a while ago listing possible suggestions as to who might play Albus Dumbledore in the movies. Many brought interesting ideas as to how the role may change based on what the actors had done in the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Albus D. - Complete
Butterknife by MissDarcy reviews
At the end of Agatha Christie's Murder on the Links, newly married Captain Hastings moves to Argentina. This is the story of his family there. (with special guest appearances by Hercule Poirot and Japp).
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003
A Dream of Thee by nefret24 reviews
A Lord Peter Wimsey Harriet Vane Fic. Spoilers for Gaudy Night and Busman's Honeymoon. Just engaged, the couple go on the river. Please RR.
Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Complete
Books by paranoidkitten reviews
Madam Pince reflects on books, beauty, and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Hermione G.
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Silly Songs with Snape: The Song of the C.E.B.U. by Phantasia reviews
Snape reflects upon his childhood, and he has company with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Severus S., Ron W.
Christmas at Duke's Denver by Sweeney Agonistes reviews
While at Lord Peter Wimsey's place for Christmas, Russell discovers Holmes's sordid Christmas Past...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
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Intellectually Correct reviews
Post HP7. Hermione Granger FINALLY gets a clue. Severus Snape freaks and goes to America. A few laughs, a bit of angst, and lots of love. A lighthearted SSHG romantic murder mystery that reeks of blooming maturity, imperfection, and Sherlock Holmes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,491 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
CauldronBuster and NargleSeeker reviews
Neville Longbottom gets bitten on the honker by a nargle. Luna Lovegood owns a boar named Bilbo. When will I stop? When JKR tells me to, that daft Gryffindor. Cute drabbles about a favorite fanon pairing, along with snippets of the Quibbler.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Neville L., Luna L.
Slughorn and the Basilisk reviews
Snape's got an issue with Slughorn's impending blindness in this silly story that is set during HBP, and so Snape writes a little Wizard Tale in his journal. Purely silly little oneshot to celebrate new movie. Hope you enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Severus S., Horace S. - Complete
After King's Cross Station reviews
Post HP7. Oh, phooey, Snape became a ghost. What kind of torment will he wreak now? He certainly will not become editor of the Quibbler, chief investigator of other ghosts' psychological states, best pals with the Bloody Baron, or Irma Pince's lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,821 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S.
Vie des Poulets reviews
In a world where Voldemort vanquishes Harry, darkness takes over and death becomes the most desirable end for Hermione. However, she discovers a protector secretly on her side who wants to work bring light back to the world. He needs her help, though. HGS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
January 9th reviews
A slightly AU oneshot that mostly consists of Snape's secret thoughts on Christmas. The rest is pretty predictable. Originally composed for my story "HP and the Mistaken Identity" but significantly edited to stand on its own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Question of Sanity reviews
Just another 'What If'...What if Voldemort decided at the last minute that the prophecy as related by Trelawney referenced Neville and not Harry? Focuses on the relationship between Snape and Lily in this circumstance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lily Luna P., Severus S.
Mr Robinson reviews
Post DH. Severus Snape survives. But, he's a little crazy, so he heads to Lily's old house and passes out on her doorstep. Fortunately, a kindly Muggle nurse finds him and takes him to the mental institution where she works. Complete, loved writing this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,217 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Flippant Affections reviews
Sinistra points her nose down from the stars to see Argus Filch, scrubber of toilets. She freaks. He cries. Mrs. Norris meows. Then, just as suddenly as their relationship ends, he finds a new love. Also cameo appearances by Snape, Umbridge, Irma Pince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Argus F., A. Sinistra - Complete
Sketches of Adolescent Severus reviews
Simply, I decided to try my hand at writing a series of drabbles. These are short 1 page verbal sketches about Snape in his teenage years. There is no plot, just some good plotless fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Stereotypical Lily, How She Came To Love Potter reviews
MRDR era. This is a rather silly little story with what could be considered a surprising ending. Hercule Poirot is Dumbledore's new plaything at Hogwarts, and Lily has conflicting feelings about James. Severus Snape falls in a fountain. LJ 7th year. Short
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Definitely Ambivalent reviews
She's elegant. She's got poise. She adores books. But she's just not smart enough to keep away from Argus Filch. Don't despair, Irma Pince, it's your birthday. My response to the 'Birthday' challenge from Review Lounge. During GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - I. Pince, Argus F. - Complete
Two Ostensibly Dead or At the Renaissance Faire reviews
Hermione is at a California Renaissance Faire in 2018; guess what she is doing there? Or, more interestingly, guess who she MEETS there? Rated for language, that's all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Kissed a Drunk Bloke reviews
Hermione walks home from work and suddenly meets her old potions master, Severus Snape. Gasp. Definitely a shocker, that. AU. Post DH, but Snape miraculously survives somehow. Oneshot unedited. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Adler's Lost Lozenge Box reviews
Poor Mr. Holmes, he makes us all laugh. He can't find a stupid little lozenge box. Watch, dear reader, as Lovely Miss Irene Adler persuades our favorite detective Sherlock Holmes to accompany her home one evening. Short, very cute fluff.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
The Rise and Fall of Two Bulky Geniuses reviews
Hermione and Snape get bulky and fall in love. This is a major fluffy oneshot. Does not strictly conform to HBP or at all to DH. Possibly most disturbing HGSS you'll ever read, but I think it's very entertaining. Especially for the holidays. DARK HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Start and End of a Beautiful Friendship reviews
Ilsa and Laszlo are safely off to Lisbon. Rick is staying in Casablanca. However, now he has more purpose, more vitality. He wants to help win the war against the Germans. Sequel to the movie of Casablanca.
Casablanca - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007
Harry Potter and the Mistaken Identity reviews
My version of Book 7. Sirius makes his return to life. HGRW, SSOC, HPGW. A lot of plot holes and missing chapters. I'm never going to finish this. My first real HP fanfiction, didn't post it all for years after I abandoned it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
My First SSHG reviews
My first SSHG. Very, VERY short drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Kill Me Now reviews
May I excuse myself for this, in that I came up with it when I was very angsty and in the shower?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trivial Delay Series
Snape dwells in California on business, and is constantly harangued by a 16yearold with a wacky imagination. A series of many short stories involving Snape and Cherry Peterson. 1 through 7 composed very badly, among my first writing endeavors on here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,044 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Severus S.
Not Even a Decent Photograph reviews
Post DH. It's after the war. Hermione and Ron are making a memorial for those who died. Guess who is not there? Is it Dumbledore, Severus Snape, or Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Last Shots reviews
Post HP7. Colin Creevy's last thoughts, his last shots, and what people thought of him once he was dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Colin C., Hermione G. - Complete
That Woman Strikes Again reviews
Holmes has his eye on Irene Adler. He keeps meeting her around Europe at various times, and each time deigns to approach her. Finally, he does . . . and recieves quite the surprise!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Simply a Hogwarts Homecoming reviews
A speculative situation: What if Hogwarts had Homecoming? SnapeLily semiromantic. Just a bit of fluff. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Visions of a Man reviews
Sequel to my tale of The Opera Ghost and The Potions Master. Snape finds himself again in his own time, in despair for his loss of Erik. Then Erik suddenly comes back to him. Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. I couldn't finish this.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Baby Blue reviews
A story in which Snape turns against Dumbledore because Dear Old Dumbles was a manipulative INSERT INSULT!. Oh wait, that happened already? Bugger. Guess I need to change that scenario up a little bit. Maybe Severus can turn his spy skills to thieving.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Elevator Story reviews
Lily Potter and Severus Snape meet in an elevator, which stalls. And they are alone. Together. Should you be muttering 'Poor Lily', 'Poor Severus', or 'Poor James? Sometime before Harry's birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Friend So Quickly Lost reviews
Severus and Lily first meet on the train to Hogwarts. Snape really wants to be a Gryffindor, for whatever reason, and then he changes his mind. Duh. Marauder Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The End reviews
HP7 Spoiler The last moment of my favorite character in the series. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Hiberna Carmen
Severus Snape knew how to bloody dance when he was a student? I thought he learned how from Lucius. But never mind, he's dancing with Lily Evans and probably going to get her pneumonia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rejected! reviews
PostDH EWE. It's just a stupid little story about Harry Potter lusting after Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape chasing his bride. Insipid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Opera Ghost and the Potions Master reviews
A slight accident in potions causes Severus Snape to be transported to another world dominated by a mulitated ghost of the Paris Opera Populaire...a hundred years before his own time! Phantom of the Opera and Harry Potter crossover. DONE!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,025 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Obsequious Little Kreacher reviews
Just a short drabble about Kreacher's disdain for Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
To Be Feared or to Be Loved? reviews
Two rings, two choices. Narcissa does not know which man: Snape or Lucius? Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Smegglyfuzz reviews
Harry, Luna, and Neville are in the library studying for a charms test. Short story. Luna X Neville. So cute!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
I Dine with Fortune Tonight reviews
Oho, so James Potter is a coke addict, Lily Evans is an emotionally unstable witch, and Severus Snape just happens to be passing through? You dine with fortune, Lily Evans, you dine with fortune.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Wizarding Orchestra reviews
All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Dobby, OC - Complete
Prancing Through Life reviews
A brief encounter of Snape from Harry Potter, and Fiyero from Wicked. Fiyero teaches Snape to 'dance' though life, but Snape can only 'prance'. Short story. Strange combination of reality and fiction. Don't try to understand it.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
A Hogwarts Mystery reviews
There's a murder...or five or twelve...abrew at Hogwarts. Who you gonna call? Hercule Poirot! He use his little gray cells to save the day. If, that is, he's able to catch the culprit before he strikes again! Set after PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Albus D.
Voices from the Past reviews
The world is completely overtaken by Death Eaters. Severus Snape is a captive for his loyalty to the Good side. James and Sirius come to pay him a visit...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Severus S., James P.
The Question of the Answer reviews
Don Marvellano is about to find something very special. Woot. Very short drabble. AU.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
His Sister: The Sequel to Piano Squib
I think it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday, and Severus Snape's going into a pub that just so happens to have hired his sister as a piano player.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Piano Squib reviews
A Harry Potterization of the hit song 'Piano Man' by Billy Joel. AU. Songfic. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
A Problem reviews
Just a stupid little problem Severus Snape endured. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Story of a New Recruit reviews
I think it's a little funny that he actually expected her to show up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sam Snape, Coldblooded Wizard Detective reviews
After the downfall of Voldemort, Severus Snape is bored with his monotonous life. He begins to solve mysteries, starting with the oh-SO-important Stolen Secret Recipe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Severus S.
Misconceptions can be Fatal reviews
Hearing Mad-Eye Moody's 'Constant Vigilance' would probably behoove these crazies. Anyways, I can't explain this to you, except that it involves a seriously traumatized fangirl, Sherlock Holmes, and the Mafia.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
They Said I was Sick reviews
The horrible narrative of how a fangirl of mystery writers goes awry. Short story. Insanity.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Remembering reviews
Oh, hell. Severus Snape's in a graveyard because he's got an inordinate amount of respect for yet another bloody Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Interruption reviews
Snape is preoccupied, and is interrupted by Lockheart. Bad idea on Lockheart's part, eh? Short story. CoS. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
October Tears reviews
Luna Lovegood's visiting the gravesite of the husband she lost twenty years ago. Guess who it was? I'll give you three chances to come up with his name. Really. I mean it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Aided by Nature reviews
Oh no. Going back to nature makes everyone mad. Severus Snape writes poetry? Luna Lovegood, charms professor? Dancing around in the dark under the statue of Anno the Wise? This short story will make you gag. The pairing alone could do that, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Snape on Myspace reviews
What happens when Snape...goes on MySpace? Muahahaha! Short story. Don't even try to understand it. Just laugh.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
All Thanks to My Clock reviews
Luna Lovegood and Severus Snape, in an inconspicuous position. Will this result in a short violent death or three adopted kids? Totally ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
A Poison Narcissa reviews
Post HBP. Severus Snape has nothing to do the night after he killed Albus except sit in a barn and think about one Very Lovely Lady who wanted him. Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Their Last reviews
Oh one last kiss, oh baby one last kiss, it really mustn't miss, oh honey mustn't miss, I really need your love, hahaha, give me one last kiss' Severus Snape demands of Narcissa Malfoy. Or is it the other way around? Either way, Draco cringes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
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