"You and the girls may go, or you may send them by themselves, which perhaps will be still better, for as you are as handsome as any of them, Mr. Bingley may like you the best of the party." Mr. Bennet was (un)fortunate enough to marry the most beautiful woman in England. He suffers the consequences. Crackfic. prompts: An older woman and a younger man fall in love.

SAMPLE ONLY Bingley leases Netherfield but after Darcy joins them and is his usual obnoxious self, he and the Bingleys are asked to leave town by the agent of the owner. WARNING The bulk of the story has been removed. It is now available on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Mary Bennet attended her gardens, stillroom, books, pianoforte and her quiet life. However, the bumbling Mr. Collins compromises her. Seeing a chance to get away from her mother, Mary quickly agrees to the rushed marriage. Only…why does Lady Catherine de Bourgh insist Mr. Collins marry one of his cousins? Why hasn't Anne de Bourgh been cured? Warning: strong, likeable Mary.

Mr. Darcy has trouble maintaining the dignity of his station when his transformation takes furrier form. (Rated T to be safe later.)

An unspeakable act leaves the Gardiners seeking a solution to their daughter's disgrace, but a solution for one is a trap for another. Roles are reversed again and again as everyone takes a turn being trapped or trapping another. A P&P prequel, rated "M" for rape and dark themes.

Mr. Bennet was a powerful mage and adventurer in his youth. After having his future children cursed, he decided to retire. The first time his wife was pregnant, he used his magic to prevent the curse, and Jane was born perfect. Thinking the curse was gone, he did not use magic when his wife was pregnant again, and Elizabeth now bears the full brunt of the curse. E&D, WIP, HEA

When provided with supernatural intervention, will Wickham choose redemption or damnation when finally given the opportunity to triumph over Darcy? Secrets in their shared past do not cast Darcy in the best light and provide some justification for why Wickham went bad. Told from a Christian perspective. A sequel will follow eventually, stay tuned for Wickham's Wish.

What if magic was a part of life? The Bennet family live near Meryton, in a world where many people have the ability to wield magical power the Bennets have plenty. Elizabeth feels an immediate interest in the powerful Mr Darcy but his opinions are not friendly and her interest soon turns to disgust. A fantasy twist on a classic tale. Now complete, sequel in progress.

Ever want to know what Jane Austen's characters did on their downtime away from the stories? Here's a clue.

A tragic carriage accident leaves Mr. Bennet in a coma and the rest of the Bennet family uncertain of their circumstances as the Collins family-father and so-descend upon their home, one year before the canon start of "Pride and Prejudice". Experience a changed Elizabeth Bennet, as she meets the proud Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. THIS STORY IS COMPLETE, AND WILL NEVER BE TAKEN DOWN.

When Miss Lydia Bennet is attacked on the road to Meryton on the morning after the Netherfield Ball, suspicions arise on all fronts. Was it a local tradesman's son? Highwaymen? Are the militia men responsible, or will they be the ones to apprehend the murderer? And why has the Netherfield party run off to London the morning after their ball? Truly, a most untoward circumstance...

The curate's words haunt Darcy, "So, perhaps, young master, you were born a Darcy because you were not strong enough to be born a farmer." These words ringing in his ears Pemberley's young master struggles to act on the good principles he has been given.

Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.

Some visitors are always welcome at Pemberley, no matter their circumstance. Post 2005 Pride and Prejudice movieverse.