Hopper and Eleven learn how to be a family, to the tune of their favorite Jim Croce record.

The girl would have to wear something, Hopper realized, something other than that tattered pink dress she'd had on since he first met her.

El Hopper, and learning how to heal.

Aziraphale can't begin to understand why Crowley seems to be ignoring him, why is it so hard to talk on the bloody phone? Fluff, first kiss, idiots in love

Aziraphale hardly remembers when he's last seen Crowley truly smile. Often times it's fiendish smirks and jagged edges. After surviving the (almost) End of the World, he's resolved to change that.

After 6000 years, Crowley finally gives up on ever getting what he wants, and leaves. Aziraphale doesn't like it, has a revelation, and goes after him. Romance, slash.

Alternate first meeting. John's in a bad place. Sherlock sees him. He might just be able to help. *Towel Day prompt*

Sherlock proposes a kitchen experiment. Results may very. *Another Towel Day prompt. A bit of domesticity, though the premise is silly. Can be read as EPIC best friends, or developing relationship, which ever you prefer*

Sometimes silence is agreeable. *Another Towel Day prompt. A bit of quiet, sentimental gentleness for the residents of 221b*

John decides to spend Christmas with Sherlock at Baker Street- set post the Blind Banker. A sequel to Diss the Season, by J Baillier, and a gift to her in appreciation for all the fun we've had over the past year as co-authors. Conductor of Light indeed

Are you a fan of hurt!John fics? Ever wondered "There's not enough out there!"? Well, look no further. These are one-shots specifically focused on John whump. Each one-shot is recommended by YOU, the reader. Ideas can be submitted via review or PM. The decision is yours: How will John Watson get hurt this time? (P.S. I am not a smut-writer. So... yeah. Just so you know.)

Between the hug and the birthday cake, John Watson made yet one more deduction, that Sherlock Holmes had gotten one thing wrong about him.

John Watson thought this was it for him after he returned from Afghanistan - runny noses and the tedium of working a job at a private practice. Aimless and bitter, he never thought he would find his purpose again. Enter Sherlock, a little boy desperately needing rescue from the wreckage of his life, and John gets more than he ever thought possible...a family. Kid!lock.

Little non-linear glimpses into the daily life of Sherlock and John. Humor, friendship, fluff, and maybe some whump. No smut. One word prompt per chapter (30 day writing challenge).

The floor is lava. (Just an epic best friends bit of fun)

John throws himself into the fray. *("The pool scene" from TGG meets "The Adventure of the Three Garridebs," with a bit of humor, light on the angst. Rated T for safety)*

In 126 years of existing as a vampire, Sherlock Holmes had learnt two things. The first was that immortality was overrated. The second was that werewolves were dull, primitive creatures who would act on instinct and go for the throat of any vampire of whom they caught a scent. Then he met John Watson.

There are, in fact, reasons why Sherlock and John get on so well. Namely, intimidation via Cluedo boards, pouting, and the occasional serial killer.

"Mmm - Mendelssohn Lied ohne Worte number seven in E-flat major," John mumbled groggily. "I always loved when you played that one." Sherlock frowned. "Since when have you known what the songs were called?" The question came out a bit more snappish than he had intended, but John just closed his eyes again and shrugged. "Since you died," he said simply.

Non-slashy take on the Sherlock-knowing-John-before-ASiP trope. A letter arrives for Sherlock at a crime scene, and the folks at New Scotland Yard learn the real truth of the detective's insistence that he doesn't have friends.

John's had a bad day. Sherlock is both the problem and the solution. Just a bit of epic best friends fluff. No smut, no angst. This is a single chapter standalone set early in the friendship (I think somewhere between s1.e2 and s1.e3).

Set directly after "The Hounds of Baskerville." John realizes what Sherlock said that night at the inn might have a deeper meaning than he originally believed…

Sherlock's thoughts on beekeeping.

In every possible universe, and in any conceivable reality - one thing always remains constant: Sherlock Holmes loves John Watson.

When John had to leave that first plate of pasta half-eaten at Angelo's he understood. Extenuating circumstances; trying to catch a killer. But it just kept happening. (Written for the July Watson's Woes Prompt challenge on Livejournal)

There are two different worlds. It took him far too long to realize this, and he's still not sure which one is real. (If either of them is.)

In which John got sectioned after he came back from Afghanistan, Sherlock may or may not be undercover (otherwise delusional), Molly has to deal with them all, and John would like to go home. AU. Written for a prompt. 14 chapters.

"What's going to kill you?" Molly had asked. "Human error," was the only reply Sherlock could think to give. Spoilers for ep 3.2. Johnlock

John won't wake up, so Sherlock lists all the reasons why he should. Because he appears to be a bit besotted. How inconvenient. Johnlockish.

Sherlock may be the common denominator for Mrs. Hudson, Lestrade and Molly, but when a routine surgery briefly puts John out of commission, it becomes apparent that someone else is responsible for drawing them together. Takes place sometime during series 2.

Sherlock was initially jealous of Major James Sholto, but when the major opens his eyes to what exactly Sherlock means to John, Sherlock becomes frightened instead. Sherlock doesn't approve of collateral damage, either...at least, not if it involves John. Character study; spoilers for TSoT.

Five times that Sherlock and John slept together, but, no, they're really not a couple! Platonic cuddling - yes, I said it; it's my guilty pleasure - to suit both sides of the fandom.

"John was happy. Too happy. Of course Sherlock preferred to see his friend in good spirits, especially after the cloud of depression that had hung over him the past weeks, but this was simply maddening." John's got a serious case of Christmas spirit, but is there something serious hidden behind it - something that surprises & saddens a self-proclaimed sociopath? Post-Fall/Reunion

With John no longer around 24/7 to keep a weather eye on him, Sherlock abuses his body through lack of food and sleep and occasionally through the use of performance enhancing drugs. But abuse comes with a heavy price. Now, hospitalised after collapsing during a case, Sherlock turns to his true drug of choice to see him through the aftermath of his deprivation. See Content Notes.

After the fall, John continues to text Sherlock, refusing to move on with his life while he's still holding onto the hope that his best friend could be alive. Sherlock always types out a reply, even though he never sends them, not willing to tell John the truth about his apparent 'death'. It's only a matter of time before one of them gives in.

He smiled because he was getting out, he was free. Free from the bores of everyday life, of the mind-numbingly dull society that he'd been forced to live in. No one could stop his escape, no one cared and he didn't mind. Sherlock Holmes smiled because he was going to kill himself and he couldn't wait. AU. Warnings for suicidal themes

Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.

Monday is laundry day, Tuesday is for shopping. Thursday night is movie night and Fridays, they just hang out. But on one Wednesday, they built a blanket fort.

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

5 1 fic. Five times Lestrade saved John and one time Sherlock did it. Warning: Suicide Attempt

A story about the five times John fell asleep on Sherlock, and the one time Sherlock fell asleep on him.

Sherlock liked to insist he didn't have a heart, but that didn't work out so well when it stopped functioning like it was supposed to. And Sherlock really hated being in the hospital. Rated for language in later chapters. 28 chapters.

"Are you trying to talk your way into my bed?" "Obviously."

John's in hospital, which means Sherlock is, too. Lestrade takes it upon himself to look in on them.

Written for a prompt. When a severe head injury lands John in a coma, somehow he ends up in Sherlock's mind palace. It's actually pretty nice there, and John is entertaining the notion of staying there, rather than returning to his broken body. But Sherlock isn't taking it as well, and John can feel him breaking around him. Five parts.

Ever since he was a child, Sherlock has been unable to stay agitated or tense when his hair is being petted. Though he has done his best to hide this irritating quirk of his, it is only a matter of time before somebody finds out. Fluffy oneshot based on two prompts from the kinkmeme.

"Maybe it wouldn't be so damn annoying if he could actually feel what he was supposed to be feeling, maybe he would better understand his flat mate (because no other ordinary people really mattered) better if he could decipher these strange things that seemed to plague normal people." No slash, unless you want to read it that way.

John was gone. John was gone and it was the absolute worst ten hours of Sherlock Holmes's life.

Pillows keep appearing out of seemingly nowhere and onto John's bed, and Sherlock is pleading ignorance to it all.

Post-Reichenbach. John begins finding notes from Sherlock stashed all over the house. Friendship or pre-slash, it's up to you.

A prompt fill on LJ: Watson has taken to bringing food with him during Sherlock's cases. Because as much as Sherlock likes to say eating during cases is bad for his mind, Watson has found that if you stuff a mouthful of food in Sherlock's mouth while he's talking he will chew and swallow it so he can continue talking.

In which John almost drowns and the boys talk about affection. Though, in not so many words.

A series of one-shots prompted from whatever song title come up on iPod shuffle. Friendship, but easily slash if you want it to be. All set at different times pre-Reichenbach. Chapter 9: Call them Brothers

"If he hadn't been so focused on holding the bastard still, John would have laughed aloud. This maniac really thought John was the pet in this dynamic?" Takes place just after the incident at the Pool, spoilers from TGG and ASiB, rated T for mild language.

Sherlock needs to apologize to John. But first he has to figure out what he did. New chapter for Arty Diane's birthday ! rated K plus

John struggles with flashbacks when he and Sherlock arrive on the scene of a car bombing involving a Land Rover. One-shot. Mid-first season. No slash.

It wasn't the cane or limp that told Mike John had changed: it was the handshake. ASiP character/scene study.

Post-Reichenbach, all John really wants to do is clear his friend's name, but in the face of the press and all the skeptics, what can one, lone blogger do? Be Brave, of course. (Multi-chapter)

Sherlock falls off a building, demands frozen treats (but never grape ones), and has legs like a newborn giraffe. Pretty standard week for John. 3 parts.

When an old army friend of John's comes to visit, a new case immediately sets tensions running high between everybody, causing loyalties to be tested and limits to be pushed. And as if that wasn't enough, a familiar face is lurking in the shadows, choosing the right moment to pounce.

It takes John a day and a half to notice the bruising. To be fair, he's still rather concussed. Episode tag for The Blind Banker.

Life with Sherlock was never boring, but that also means it was never easy. Especially when unforeseeable circumstances arose. 8 chapters.

Sherlock never enjoyed being touched.

John discovers the perils of rescuing elderly ladies at train stations.

A-Z one-shots of hurt/comfort stories between Sherlock and John. Perhaps Sherlock doesn't realise just how much he needs John. Or vice versa, for that matter. They are always there for each other, though of course, their friendship isn't without its obstacles and difficulties.

Who would've expected that the aloof genius, Sherlock had a human side. Sherlock and John friendship. Almost Lestrade's POV. Timeline: SIP to TRF (kidnapping). Please, review. Any suggestions for a better ending, plz? Thank you for reviews;)

He was always there. Whenever Sherlock woke up, he'd be there, usually slouched in the hospital chair next to the bed, asleep. Sometimes, he'd remain conscious, determined to see the moment the detective woke up. Either way, Sherlock never woke alone, no matter what he'd done. Extended version of 'Waking' chapter from my Through Thick and Thin story.

Sherlock works on a crisis line for five minutes. In that time, something he never expected happens. WARNING: Suicidal themes. Not humour.

Sherlock and John have a chance encounter with John's former sister-in-law. Sherlock learns a thing or two about John.

It certainly doesn't explain why Sherlock is glaring down at Molly like he cannot fathom such a level of stupidity, but then, in the same way that the average person might say that the sky is blue or the grass is green (or that the earth goes round the sun), Sherlock says, "But I'm going to do John's autopsy."

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?

With his gift of being invisible, John has always worried about being locked away in an experimental government lab. Baskerville is quite literally John's worst nightmare—and the hound has nothing to do with it. It's all Sherlock's fault, but will he realize that? Yep, it's an emotional rollercoaster, folks. 10 chapters

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters

Later, John couldn't believe he hadn't seen it coming. But sometimes, help comes from the most unexpected source-though returning the favor can be harder than you think. 2 chapters

Sherlock is head over heels for John, but he thinks that a romantic relationship couldn't possibly work between them because he is asexual. As always, John surprises him. Ace!Sherlock/Straight!John, T for discussion of sex.

"He doesn't follow me everywhere, you know." Silly John, of course he does what with your penchant for getting kidnapped .

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Sherlock's hiding something about his newest case, and John wants answers. Set post-TGG. Friendship fic, mostly, with brief entrances from Harry and Lestrade just for fun. Please read and review!

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

With a new serial killer roaming the streets of London, Sherlock, with John by his side, finds himself going up against his greatest foe yet... himself.

In which Sherlock orders The Cuddle Sutra; he and John explore some of the poses. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John established relationship, nonsexual romance . Part of my series: A Love with No Name. Totally gratuitous cuddle!fic.

Sherlock and John wake up together and share some loving moments. Totally pointless, gratuitous schmoop. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship .

"We are gods among mortals. But even gods must be tested." Sherlock loses his sight temporarily and must rely on his other senses and John in order to solve the case at hand.But as the killer draws in, could they be in more danger than they first thought?

In which John records certain important and non-work related qualities of his platonic marriage to Sherlock. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Chronologically follows my other 5 Sherlock fics.

In which Sherlock Holmes discovers he has a heart after all. Companion piece to "Love of the Extraordinary." Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John, platonic romance, nonsexual soul mates.

In which John Watson finds himself in the curious position of being in love with Sherlock Holmes, despite his lack of sexual attraction to him. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John. Platonic romance/nonsexual soulmates.

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

Sequel to The Great Game. Another one. I won't declare myself awesome as my good friend has, but I do invite you to read. Being Sherlock's friend can be hazardous to one's health. Being his closest friend can be downright terminally dangerous.

Sequel to The Great Game…yes, I know, another one, but it will be awesome, I promise! All kidding aside, Sherlock learns what it means to have a real friend, the ups, the downs, the danger and the delight. Giving hostages to fortune is always risky...

Sherlock has discovered the unexpected joy of giving gifts and Dr. John Watson, flatmate and colleague, if the focus of all his attention. Fluff. First in an ongoing series. Can be read as gen or pre-slash, eventual sequel will be slash. John/Sherlock

Missing scene from TBB. Sherlock & John recover after the events of John's abduction. Sequel to my story, The Saracen Assassin which is also here on FF, but can be read completely independently. Gen/Friendship. Pre-slash if you squint.

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.