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Author has written 10 stories for X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Inheritance Cycle.

HI! If you want to know about me you have come to the right place! Lets start with

The Basics:
Name: Draye (means flesh in french)
Age: 320 (looks around 20)
Birth date: October 13, 1689
Sex: Yes please (female)
Hieght: 5 feet (SHRIIIMP)
Wieght: oh come on, im a girl, like i would tell
Hair color: Red, like a pool of blood red.
Eye color: Blue grey, nore grey than blue
Species: I'm half vampire, half demon
Home place: i grew up in England, lived in germany for 10 years, spent the last half century in the USA, and now live in, hey, wait, im not telling you that! STALKER! DATE RAPE, oops, were did that come from?
Pets: i have two "pets", Tippy and Type. Tippy (O.0) is my computer with a bad atitude. she loves to get letters/reveiws and will write nasty compents to flamers when im not aroud. Type is my dragon. she is purple and can not speak. however she can use a computer so i can comunicate with her. she is and always has been the size of a cat. some dragon rider i am.
Stalkers (aka Tainteds):M'rain who creates persipitaion. he nice and i like him. Darm Venom creates nightmares, and is a perv

i have always been told by my teachers that i have terrible spelling and grammar, so dont flame me about it, i know it sucks. But hell, it makes you giggle, doesnt it?

Favorite sh...Stuff, yah, stuff.

Inheritance(eragon)trilogy, The Bloody Jack Books, Cirque Du Freak, The Demonata, The Earth's Children, Artimis Fowl, Magyk, The last Apperntice, Sweep, Mercy Thompson, Dark-hunter/Sherrilyn Kenyon

Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Game, Bizenghaust, D-Grey man, PhD, Angel sancuary, Cain: Earl of poison, Trinity Blood, Naruto, Vampire Doll+Anima

"we feed our babies pills"- me and friends (ever play insaniquarium?)
"draye likes talking in third person"- Me, again
"When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in peoples eyes and piont/laugh at their pain" me
"oh...it's just my hand again."-Gaara
"For kids who cant afford crack, there's pixie stix."-catie
"Hilaria intervened. “You see, Eragon, coffee contains caffeine. In the world we come from, caffeine wakes people up when they’re tired. So, I thought caffeine would wake up Saturnina.” Saturnina stared at her. “That sounds messed up, even to me. Coffee is supposed to wake up people who are half asleep, not half dead!” “It worked, why complain?”" - from bothering alaglasia
“Girl! Watch where you are throwing those things!”“Oops. Sorry!” she yelled. “It won’t happen again!”“What happe—” Eragon’s question was answered as the Urgals group broke up and several Varden warriors emerged. Among them were the Twins.On fire.Saturnina fell down laughing. “Brilliant, Hilaria!” she shouted, then immediately leaped up as an Urgal slashed at her leg. “That was underhanded!” screeched the girl. from bothering alaglasia
"she turned and addressed the bald guy. “Mr. Baldy,” she said, “If you try to kill me, I won’t end up dead. You will.” - from Bothering Alagaesia
"Damn humans!damn vampires! We should all be turtles!"-cirque du freak
"Well my girl friend has bad taste in underwear." "seems to me she has a bad taste is boyfriends"-Darren shan saga

"LIFE SUCKS, GET USED TO IT, AND ENJOY!"-MY MOTO( will sue if used w/out my 'mission)


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Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Three dragon hatchlings cause three girls to be captured by Galbatorix, who will stop at nothing to force them to serve him... complete
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,391 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Bar Stories: What The Hell Just Happened? by Emerald Tiara reviews
That better not be beer, or all hell breaks loose..Let the battle of the shapeshifters and others begin! O.O.C, A.D.D, A.D.H.D, O.C.D, and many many more! discontinued.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,605 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 11/4/2006
Quest for Sanity by brandfarliga reviews
Basically, the story of girls making Galbatorix even more insane than he was before. Mary Sue Bashing included :D
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Innocence and Heart by BananaPropaganda reviews
Ronin and his Wistful Eyes are back, this time with a completely new challenge: Learning to live with eachother! And on top of that, thier destination is Vampire Mountain.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,365 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006
A Matter of Pride by winged516 reviews
What about the others that escaped the School? What? No one told you there were more?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 92,564 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Full Metal Alchemist: Truth or Dare by cletluvsfullmetal reviews
The cast of Full Metal Alchemist plays truth or dare! A new character comes in with each chapter!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,710 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Naruto goes to? What? Not Hogwarts? by Meinos Kaen reviews
The elemental countries and the magic countries made an agreement, and there is to be an exchange student. Naruto is chosen, and Dumbledore takes him to his school of wizardy and magic... But... It's not Hogwarts! Parings to be decided HPXNaruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
Dragons and Phoenixes by Azulcat reviews
Two mysterious travelers visit Daret. Frequent attacks by urgals ravage Maylen's town. Maylen is out hunting when a phoenix egg hatches for her, and the bird's magic changes her life. 16th chapter up!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
What Really Happened by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
Things that really happened that were cut out of the anime, Fullmetal Alchemist. Rated T only for language so far
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Unquenchable by Sibilant Whisper reviews
It was a thirst he couldn't quench. No matter how much he fulfilled the craving, it haunted him. The taste never lingered long enough... SandSib
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
The Rider of Urû'baen by Shadow Riku reviews
Chapter 15 up! A human girl from Uru'baen has been gifted...or cursed... with a dragon. Teaming up with Eragon and Murtagh, can they hope to save Alagaesia from Galbatorix? Does not follow Eldest.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,777 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005
Use the Fork by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
In one of the precious happy moments of their relationship, Anakin and ObiWan have a little random burst of hilarity during dinner one day... tiny hints of Siriwan
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2005
Speaking of Snakes by Love Psychedelico reviews
[CRACK] Test how dirty your mind is! About a terrible horrible misunderstanding which happens when Vancha and Evra talk about snakes. Evra is of course talking about the reptile, snake, where as Vancha is talking about...you'll see.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2005
TwO DrAgOnS OnE RiDeR by Dragons4eva reviews
Kareia thought she was blessed being a Dragon Rider. But with a chain of events, she ends up being the rider of TWO dragons. R & R pleaze! Now 7 Chapters going up!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005
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Trails Of Fire reviews
Naruto is different though no one knows. But his life is about to take a turn for the better… or for the worse. How much longer can he pretend to be normal? How much longer can he hide? Fem/Trans Naru. NaruXSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2010
Blind Strawberries reviews
Ichigo had the dream of being a powerful Ninja, but when an atack on her village leaves her blind she must leave her home and head for Konoha.Will she become a great ninja , or will she spell out doom for herself and Kakashi kakashiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Kakashi H.
The Witch of Blood reviews
Ray Black is a normal 17 year old witch.She goes to hogwarts,passes her classes,has goals for the future.But did we mention the fact that she is only half human?How will Harry handle his god sister and her friends?Will she save him,or spell his doom?book4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/9/2006
The Lost Tales of Demy God reviews
You have read the books,you think you know the story,well you don't.Many tales have been left out by Darren all of them are Demy God's.Learn about her ties to Darren and how she changed him and all of vampire kind.The truth is behind this door,open it.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006
Sabaku no Akuma: Demon of the Desert reviews
Akuma at four knew she had to protect her twin Gaara.So she attacked villagers to keep him save.When words reaches her father he gives Akuma a choice:leave or die.Join Akuma and her waterfall team as they grow in power for the day she can go back to Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Gaara
Red Blood: The Tale of Black Oroboros reviews
Much to Ed's dismay he has been asigned a partner named Kath Marcoh, the Red Blood Alchemist. This girl is short, sarcastic,Sadistic, and has a secret to hide. What do the homunculi want with her, and how can she command Blood?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 10/3/2006
Full Metal Reborn reviews
Ally Erich is Ed's granddaughter. She was constantly told of alchemy and his home land.When she finds herself in Resembol what will she do?Become a state alchemist!With the help of Al,Ally must fight new elemental humonculi,the state,and falling in love!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,070 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/28/2006
Bar Stories: Are we drunk yet? reviews
With the Fic author bar closed where can i go?Well the answer is the Fic character bar.Join me as a relize that I should have killed myself 6 chapters ago.Thank god I can get drunk here,oops,nope,I can't,MYTHICAL PYCOPATHS UNITE!OC,OOC,ADC,A.D.D.Cs.peopl
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,303 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006
The Fairy Rider reviews
Draena was a normal fairy girl until the elves captured her at the hieght of the dragon-elf war. follow her as she becomes a dragon rider, makes friends, finds love, and tries to bring peace to strange new people as well as her land. Revise of Fairy Rider
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009
Reversed Relations reviews
My name is Bella Swan. A few months ago I learned that I was a Were-Wolf. Since then I have moved to Forks, met the mind reading Edward Cullen, managed to fall in love with him, and make enemies with his Vampire best friend Jacob, who wants him too. Great
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009
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