RowanJade
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Joined 02-12-06, id: 989503, Profile Updated: 09-30-08
Author has written 16 stories for Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Star Wars, Stargate: SG-1, Dark-Hunter series, Stargate: Atlantis, and Burn Notice.

Hey there! I'm RowanJade (aka Ro). I'm an old fogey that's been around to see all of the classics become classics and I love it, love it, love it all.

I like to read and write fanfics that are worth reading. I'm partial to Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate (primarily Atlantis but I love SG-1 too), CSI, 24, Alias, Smallville, Supernatural, LOST, Harry Potter, and about a kajillion authors. I basically like anything that catches my attention and makes me think. Plus anything that gives me something to write about instead of doing boring work is good for me!

My fics are unique to say the least. I've been known to respond to challenges from friends such as "Write a fic about how the Star Wars pilots are actually kinky behind closed doors". And behold you get the Devil's Playground series from that.

My current obsession is Battlestar Galactica and I've written and excessively long piece about Lee/Apollo's background and life before the attack that will eventually be posted. Now I'm working on short pieces that deal with individual characters.

So anything you wanna know just ask. I'm a feedback junkie and I love comments and criticism (find me a writer that doesn't like that stuff). Normally they give me lots of things to think about and they make the bunnies hop so it's all good.

--General Disclaimer for ALL my stories-- I DO NOT own any of the characters that you recognize. They are all property of somebody a whole lot smarter and luckier than me. I claim no right to them and there is absolutely no profit being made from them by me. I intend no disrespect to the owners of said characters. If you plan on suing me for the manipulation and general weirdness I make the characters partake of, you're wasting your time. I don't have a thing of value other than my demented mind. If you want to hire me to make your characters do odd things, let me know. I'm sure we can work something out! I work cheap!

As for my own characters, if you really want to use them, go ahead. I don't have any of them copyrighted so they're free to be used and abused (Gods know I do it enough). Just please give me a bit of credit for the general make up of them. Thanks!

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Beer by MaraYeelzor reviews
Beer with John Sheppard or overtime spent reading reports? Atlantis's intelligence head faces a tough choice.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - John S.
Pegasus forum by Jammeke reviews
Dr. Weir meant to create a forum for strictly professional purposes. The other expedition members have their own reasons for opening topics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Forgive the Night by general zargon reviews
When Savitar went for a walk he never expected to run into someone not even he could have seen coming. Rated M for future chapters. R&R!
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,664 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007
It Takes Time to Get It Right by renisanz reviews
Ronon “kidnaps” Jennifer on her first day off in ages. Things don't go as he planned. *UPDATE* EPILOGUE added.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Cheap Liquor by FBI Bones reviews
One night, one moment of drug induced lust and now they have to deal with feelings they would never have acknowledged had it not been for that bottle of cheap liquor. McShep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Rodney M., John S.
Aftermath by BiteMeTechie reviews
Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he'll be a Kleenex. He'll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Fiona G., Sam A. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Kits reviews
No matter how many times you've done it, it's never fun hanging out with a dead body.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Dead Like You by I.O. Michaels reviews
When George gets a promotion, there is a new reaper in town. Can he fill George's now empty shoes? Story is complete. Working on editing past chapters 2 years later .
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Darkness and Destruction by Maeve Of the Nile reviews
Remember, Darkness and Destruction go hand in hand A phrase that would forever change the darkhunter world.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Healing Wounds by PoysonKizz reviews
[Dark Hunter] Two new bears come to Sanctuary, sisters named Eve and Kelly. One is Arcadian the other Katagaria, how will their presence effect the boys at Sanctuary? Read to find out. Please R&R, it helps alot.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 10/17/2006
Ianto Claus is Coming to Town by Leda74 reviews
As we all know, office Christmas parties can be trying. At the Hub, things get really interesting.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete
The First Precept by Raindrops on Roses reviews
Elua's only commandment was 'Love as thou wilt.' To Hyacinthe, it is the easiest and most difficult commandment to follow.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Cows With Guns by Ciya reviews
Sam and Dean hunt spectral cows haunting an office building.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Tales From The House That Jack Built by Raindrops on Roses reviews
A collection of ficlets from a Stargate AU, with characters from both SG1 and Atlantis. No pairings as of yet.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007
Forgiving the Night by Veronica Chadwick reviews
Erik is a Dark Hunter sent by Acheron to Savannah, Georgia to stop an evil that plans on leaving the world in a neverending darkness.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 11/13/2005
Gods and Monsters by Agent Five reviews
They changed the plates and ditched the credit cards but there was one trail of clues that did not even cross their minds, until now. And with Henricksen closing in once again, Sam sees only one way left to shake him. And it terrifies him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,932 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
do you love her? by KassandraKitten reviews
ash recives a letter but what will he say bout it
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Never More by Night Of The Land reviews
For nearly 11 thousand years Alexandra has lived in the shadows, much like her mysteriously missing bond mate, Acheron. On a very strange night in New Orleans the two are reunited, but Alex does not realize that the mysterious man who saves her life is he
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
The Cylon Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The BSG version of The Llama Song
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Vampire Myths Confirmed or Busted? by Ciya reviews
MythBusters Adam, Jamie and crew explore various vampire myths with a cameo from the Winchester brothers.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Oh, You Know, The One Where Daniel Dies by running out of ink reviews
It's like that episode, you know, the one where Daniel dies? Experience the horror as he dies yet again! Complete with Wizard of Oz references, insanity, and meaning of life stuff.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/2/2006 - D. Jackson - Complete
A World Engendered by Raindrops on Roses reviews
Oneshot Anafiel Delaunay reflects on the influence of his beloved on the events leading to his fostering two unlike children.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Hell Hound Puppy Series IV Spike V Kitten by graceandfire reviews
Part of the Hell Hound Puppy Series. At the end of Part III there's mention of Spike running away from a kitten. Heh. I figured Spike deserved a rematch. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Breaking Free by Jubilee Rain reviews
What if Acheron was thrown into a situation where Katra had to save his life? Katra has been awed by Acheron her whole life, when she's finally given a chance to know him, is she allowed to take it? Will she even want to take it? Dark Hunter by Sherrilyn
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Hell Hound Puppy Series III Schooling Spike by graceandfire reviews
Part III in the Hellhound Puppy Series which I honestly only ever intended as a one shot! Dean decides it's time that Spike joins the Winchester family business. Spike's more interested in eating dandelions rated T for some language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Jack Daniels Straight Up by Crossbow reviews
Get your Jack x Daniel slash without all the boring details. MM slash.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Hell Hound Puppy Series II Anything But Bucky by graceandfire reviews
Sequel to 'Runt of the Litter' Because Hell Hound puppies need names too. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Curiosity Froze the Cat by Karen T reviews
What's a little pee between friends?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Hell Hound Puppy Series I Runt of the Litter by graceandfire reviews
I intended to make my first foray into Supernatural fandom dark and angsty. I failed. I failed completely. So...hell hound puppy fic! Rated T only for some language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Sloshed by Nanari reviews
Team night at Jack's house! Oneshot about why Jack lets Daniel drink alcohol, and Sam engages Teal'c in a deep discussion about the Wizard of Oz. If alcohol and drunkeness offend you, don't read.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Boredom can be deadly by general zargon reviews
Based on the DarkHunter books by Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hades comes to New Orleans and starts making a little trouble for our favorite godslayer. R&R! ON HIATUS!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2006
Deadly Blades by Daisymay79 reviews
Kitty is an assassin. She is deadly, beautiful and totally unoriginal
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Lunar Dreams by PoysonKizz reviews
[DarkHunter] This is the story of KierraOC and Fury, the youngest of the drool worthy Kattalakis brothers. Hope you enjoy and please review, it definitly helps me with updates.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2006
The Warrior of Oz by liketheriver reviews
Ronon’s point of view as he learns that you really never can go home again… unless the gate screws up and sends you there. SheppardMcKay friendship. Complete
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Ronon D., Rodney M. - Complete
A Pirate's Life by Raindrops on Roses reviews
[WIP] AU. Sam and Vala... space pirates. That's right. Space. Pirates.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005 - S. Carter, D. Jackson
Life Is Tough Enough by Waldo reviews
There was no good way to casually ask a girl about her menstrual cycle. So walking up to Kara and casually asking, “Hey, had your period lately?” was definitely out.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Butterfly Kisses by Widom reviews
A young Apollite copes with the death of his only love. DarkHunter novels, but can be understood without.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005
Divested by Waldo reviews
Apollo is determined to get his best friend out of his clothes. And, no, that's not a typo
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Published: 6/10/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Drunk and Disorderly by Waldo reviews
“So… havin’ a good night, are we?” “I,” he said with great exaggeration, “blew up a Cylon base. All. By. My. Self.” (Tag for "Hand of God")
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
Unexpected Changes by Widom reviews
A well-known Dark-Hunter makes the mistake of falling in love with a god's prized slave. Summary stinks, I know. Rated R for future lemons and rape hints.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005
More than a friendship by Widom reviews
When Acheron is close to death, he doesn't expect to be saved by an old friend he thought he would never see again. Even more, he did not expect the emotions that he would began to feel for his best friend, or that his friend's interferance could cost him
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005
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Smoke & Ashes reviews
The sequel to the sequel that hopefully answers some questions for you about Michael's past and all that mystery.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Burned Bridges reviews
Sequel/Bookend to Before The Burn- why Michael is so isolated and distant when it comes to his past. And possibly his future. Also put out all at once so you don't have to wait to see if I'll ever finish it...
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Before The Burn reviews
Ever wonder what happened before the burn notice that made Michael so isolated? Me too... so here's my idea of it. Put out all at once so you don't have to wait to see if I'll ever finish it...
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Off The Beaten Path reviews
A routine mission isn't as routine as they thought it would be when Dr. Keller disappears and things get weird. This thing just keeps growing...it's like mold but fun to read!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Monsters & Gods II reviews
The continuation of Ash's story. You should read part 1 first! Link in my profile. Gifts for all folks who review!
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 68,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Monsters And Gods reviews
This is set in the Dark Hunter world. It's my take on Acheron's history and his one true love. Oh, and there's smut! Well? Go read it already! Oh, and feedback is appreciated.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 73 - Words: 92,926 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way
SG1 goes on a mission and gets a little bit lost. Still not sure how this popped into my head but it did and I enjoyed the idea. Hope you do too.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,988 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Shine Down reviews
Kara Thrace songfic. Dang song got stuck in my head and this is what happened.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Testing Your Luck
A sequel to Testing The Faithful. The Cylon attack from a different point of view. You may want to read Faithful first so you get to know the characters.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,100 - Published: 3/10/2006 - L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
They Took My Towel! And Other Furry Tails reviews
Yes,Tails is spelled correctly. I blame my Austrian Muse for this. She planted the evil idea in my head. I just ran with it. Enjoy!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Devil's Playground
Some one asked me to write a story about what happens behind closed doors for the SW pilots. Then they mentioned Hobbie wearing a dress and this is what happened. Slashy & kinky! NC17
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,322 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
Testing The Faithful reviews
Lee&OC Fluffy Drama Mush. I hate uber sweet Mary Sues. So I set out to prove that there can be an OC that is not horrible. Plus figured I had to write one to get it out of my system. She's not THAT bad, really! Plus there's gratuitous smut! 2 Chapters ar
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
This Time Imperfect
Songfic. Jaina is falling to the Dark Side and Kyp wants to help. Set around Dark Journey.Lyrics are from AFI This Time Imperfect
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Saving Me
Songfic. Dark & Angsty. Kyp's been bad and now he has to pay for it.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Day Trip reviews
Dia gets in trouble. Just a piece I did to work out her character for another longer one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
For The Moment
Laura Roslin reflects on her life and the turns it's taken while sitting in the doctor's office on Caprica.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Published: 2/26/2006 - L. Roslin - Complete