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Joined 02-13-06, id: 989724, Profile Updated: 05-20-13
Author has written 10 stories for Fire Emblem, Titanic, Yu-Gi-Oh, Saiyuki, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey, I'm Timeless! How's it going?

I've also been known as 'die-cut-dinosaur', so if any visitors are hailing from DeviantART: HEY!!!!

Ummm, I suppose I should write a little about myself here, to prove I'm human or something... Well, I'm human. I think :) *sweats* I'm really boring. Sorry.

Here are six random facts you may not know about me: 1. I really like the 'swish pan' technique used in films; 2. I find myself oddly attracted to Sparks from Sealab 2021; 3. I may/may not be that strange backpacker who steals your shampoo while you sleep in that hostel; 4. I apologise ALL THE TIME, even for things I didn't do; 5. If I only had one food to eat for the rest of my days it would be cherry bakewells; and, 6. I never completed Level 2 on Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness.

I enjoy writing but I sometimes take a while to update. Sorry about that in advance. Just bear with me and (try to) enjoy the ride! Also, sorry I suck so much. And sorry I write such smutty and/or depressing fanfics. Seriously. That seems to be the only thing I can write...

Cool, so, want or need to know something? Just message me; I don't bite :3 (unlike Hibari mwahaha - high-five to those who know this character!). A big thank you to those of you who keep messaging me with support and ideas - I super appreciate it!

If you like South Park and Tsubasa fanfics and are looking for someone amazing to read, please check out Raptor-Elephant: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1256244/

Thanks for visiting and take care! *gives cookies*

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Midknight At The Oasis by Little Kuriboh reviews
Marik and Bakura realise they've been cybering with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
The Real Easter Bunny by Stripes93 reviews
Italy's found the Easter bunny and is excited to show Prussia who, though skeptical, follows after the nation in blue bunny ears. *Fluffy PruIta one shot*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy
I Blame Prussia! by nonename reviews
Prussia gives advice but Germany doesn't stay and listen. Nothing bad could possibly happen right? Eventual Mpreg! GerIta LudwigxFeliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Slender by Mintwafflez reviews
When all that is left is desperation. Mild Corset Piercing play. - Prussia/Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Soot reviews
Germany, Italy, America and England are all kidnapped. They don't know where they are or if they will even survive. Matthew sets out to find them, but is always followed by Francis and stalked by Gilbert. Slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,761 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dresses and Lingerie by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Crimson eyes widened, and the ninja stared at the mage, shocked. "Mage," his voice was tight. "Are you wearing woman's underwear as well?" -Fye's in a dress and Kurogane disapproves. One shot KuroFye.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Enslaved, Rescued, Loved by Skitlez1 reviews
The Grand Line is filled with many things. The legendary One Piece, islands far as the eye can see, but it is also filled with love, and one of the Straw Hats has not recognized it yet. ZoroXOC Is being re-written due to unforeseen circumstances!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Zoro
Luffy one shot by trancedancenarutard reviews
It's relatively simple. I thought it was cute. No yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Valduggery Drabble Galore! by Raptor-Elephant reviews
A series of Valduggery drabbles - most of them are focused more on friendship than romance though. Requesting on hold for now. Rating: K /T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
His Last Gift by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Months after Fred's death, George receives a final gift... .one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Watching from Above by MikariStar reviews
A collection of Saiyuki short stories, mostly humor. Includes Saiyuki, Reload and Gaiden stories.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Kindergarten, SAIYUKI style! by Gabriel Nichole reviews
At one point all you Saiyuki fans must have wondered...what would the boys and girls of Saiyuki be like if they went to KINDERGARTEN?Well,here's MY answer![SLIGHT SanzoxGoku,GojyoxHakkai,remember they are in kindergarten!And a little KenrenxTenpou][FLUFFY
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
One Wish by Raptor-Elephant reviews
KUROFYE! Fye finds a magical penny and can make one wish. Oneshot. R & R
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Bad Situations by Raptor-Elephant reviews
ONE SHOT. What went through Chika's mind when Shito went missing? Why was he so angry? Just how does he feel towards his partner?
Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Chika, Shito - Complete
Contraptions by VictorVendetta reviews
FOOOOOOOOOOL!Alfay ensues. Albel/Fayt. Meaning that this about two men. If one is uncomfortable with this concept, do not read. Rated for suggestive themes... and swearing I think.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Albel N., Fayt L. - Complete
Bicycle by buttertroll reviews
Because, really, who hasn’t had a ride on Albel? Nine one-shots with the fandom whore.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Albel N.
VampiratesA look in the past by Mrs.furey reviews
Dary Flotsam, a young woman about the age of 16, finds her way aboard the cruise ship, the titiania. She finds herself in love with one of the crew members, but she fails to realize what he really is.
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008
Community Service by Fullmetal Pipsqueek reviews
Karin always thought community service was supposed to be some kind of punishment, but that all changed when she met Chad. ChadKarin More info inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Karin K., Chad/Y. Sado
Babysitting Idiots by Gypsy Dancing Girl reviews
Kurogane and Fay in Shura/Shara/Yama/Whatever arc. On their own, without communication, and each with their own brand of idiocy. No pairings. Mentions of drunk!Fai. No spoilers. Complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Lost hope by Sinning Angel reviews
A poem in Kai's POV. About the abbey years, and how after suffering so much every day he's...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kai H. - Complete
Goodbye by Fullmetal Pipsqueek reviews
Karin must say goodbye to Chad. TISSUE WARNING!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado, Karin K. - Complete
The Awakening by Izawa reviews
.....this story is about a mix of people from three different animes....if you dont like it thats your problem.....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Ulquiorra, Byakuya K.
love by Guppy S reviews
not that great if you could give me some feedback that'd be great
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Of Moss and Daisies by 13BlacKAnGELs reviews
It's been a tough few months for Lara, but things are starting to look a bit brighter, aren't they? Well, at least with the scrolls now in her possession, she might be able to find Avalon...but nothing is as simple as it seems, is it? Sequel to 'Lily Pad'
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Friday Evening by Keiran reviews
[AU, 39] Sanzo is plagued by dreams of dubious content. His calculated attempt to placate his consciousness does not go according to his plan, which is probably best for everyone.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S. - Complete
Lily Pad by 13BlacKAnGELs reviews
Lara's been searching frantically for Avalon, but before she can, there's some deeply buried business to deal with...and help comes from an unlikely source. finally finished!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,324 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
The Sword Of The Cursed Soul by jacob love reviews
Lara is searching for a way to save her mother but she has problems to deal with first.Chapter 10 is now up.Read and Review
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
What is Never Lost Can Never be Found by Snow Ghryphon reviews
Sokka has dared to stand up against one of the Fire Nation warriors to protect his sister and Aang, but is captured instead. Sokka's biggest mistake wasn't in that incident though, it was in escaping. This is before they met Toph. CONTINUED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sokka
Not Yet Finished by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
Nergal is defeated, but many things have still to be resolved. Eliwood is forced to marry Lyn, Kent is forced to just stand by, and Hector is forced to understand this odd emotion everybody feels.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,076 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Battleship by WhiteIcePhoenix reviews
Its a normal day at the dojo until the gang hear some very...intersting noises coming from the bedroom Max and Ray disapeered into...Complete
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Ray/Rei K., Max T./Max M. - Complete
Planets Effects by Cartoon Shakespeare reviews
The monkey team land on a planets surface to check for dark worm activity...the girls start to get sick and they are shocked when they find out why.....SprxXNova pairing sorta ON HOLD.....sorry writers block
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006
VAult and Coke by SprntenMonkey reviews
It is totally random. Funny though
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Will of the Avatar by Alanna The Lionness reviews
long after the war was over and Katara and Zuko sorted out their differences, an avatar was born. but it is of the fire nation not water and is Zuko and Katara's only daughter. kinda AU w slite Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Birthday by BelleMere reviews
A short fic on when Zuko was born. Please review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Lab Rat by Italian-Goil reviews
Daniel is separated from the rest of SG-1 and somehow ends up convulsing in a strange room, with strange "people" observing and taking notes!...will SG-1 locate and save him before it's too late! Your guess is as good as mine...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - D. Jackson
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Confessions of a Broken Heart reviews
Prussia falls into a dark, depressed state of mind after Germany leaves him for Italy. He goes to give Germany hell but finds he's not as hard a man he thought he was. Is there any chance they'll get back together? Or will he ruin everything in his revenge? And what feelings, if any, does Germany harbour towards him? Rated 'M' for language, smut and psychological themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Shame reviews
For too long we've been hooking up. We're not even discreet. We're doing it in broad daylight. Am I a bad person for looking forward to these perfectly shameful moments, although I'm desperate for us to be something more? ...Do you even love me? Oneshot. Italy's POV. Rated M for language and smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Three Simple Words reviews
England loves him. Now he's come to terms with his feelings, he needs to tell him. Via text message... but this is way easier said than done! Short oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
When True Colours Bleed reviews
Spain wakes up, hurting all over, next to Prussia. How did he end up in this predicament? He remembers rejecting Prussia's advances... but he still ended up being invaded. Perhaps a better question would be, did he secretly enjoy it? SpainxPrussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Spain, Prussia
I, Jealousy reviews
Jealousy. Italy has never felt that emotion before. Now he has and he wants to change. Change into someone confident and lust-worthy. Change to make Germany love him. A slightly darker Italy emerges to make his move. For Germany. ItalyxGermany one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Red Lights In The Dark reviews
Italy desperately follows Germany to Prussia's party. But he can't find him. And, unfortunately for Italy, Prussia will not deny himself the chance to meddle with someone so innocent left all alone, unattended and love lorn. Written in Italy's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - N. Italy, Prussia
Destination Darkness reviews
The four heroes travel onwards and end up in Suzako city - the same city that Gojyo spent some of his youth in. Of course, this city has it's own share of youkai problems, but do they expect it has anything to do with Nii? Written in POV's. Unfinished!
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Gojyo S., G. Sanzo
Lost Memories reviews
A one-shot of an event that happened in Yami's past, which is based on one of the old PS1 games me and my brother own. Not very good cos I don't know much about Yu-Gi-Oh!, but I am learning! Please review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
The Depths Of My Life reviews
A one shot of those terrible and romantic events in Jack's point of view... I worte this for my English GCSE ages ago and I just wanna post something up here which is good for once! Hope you all like it - I remember it taking ages to write lol!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Eliwood's Tears reviews
A poem about Eliwood realising that the dragon he'd just slain was actually Ninian. This is the beguinning of his emotional breakdown...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete