"You say you're not the one for me, that I should find someone my age, but then why do I keep falling for you." A senior in high school finds solace in a small bakery, whose owner somehow finds a way into the teenager's heart.

This is just a bunch of lemony oneshots rolled into one story! From a foxy Naruto, to a cute little bunny Hinata! Do you have an idea for a lemon that you want to see typed out? Well then, come on in and you just might find it! And remember, I take on suggestions. There are some rules though, and they're listed inside. So please, take a quick peek!

After taking Madam Tsukiko’s infamous seduction course, to gain some feminine confidence, it didn’t surprise Hinata when she became the dead last. Now, facing the hardest final examination of all, one she fully expected to fail, the timid Hyuga never imagined the level of interest she would unwittingly attract from one notable Uchiha heir. AU Non-Masacre. Itahina centered.

Four years after the events of the war, Uchiha Sasuke is given temporary leadership of Team 8, and a mission that could solidify the fragile peace between the Great Nations or plunge them into yet another conflict. SasuHina. Slow burn.

"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.

He silently hoped they can - though, be intimate. Neji silently wished that she could see him - after this. Because Neji silently cursed...she was all he could see...after all these years. [Arranged Marriage: After Shinobi War]

When a Hyuuga merchant ship is raided by pirates, Hinata is taken as collateral by the ruthless Captain Menma. MenmaHina (RTN Menma x Canon Hinata). Pirate AU. [smut]

ItaHina. A collection of (mostly) interrelated shorts. Itachi's POV, unless otherwise stated. AU. Usually Non-Massacre, but there are some modern ones thrown in too. Ratings vary.

Sasuke was obsessed with Hinata. Hinata never noticed. It's easier to say their problems started there.

"I think you're mighty pretty, Miss Hinata. And I'd..." Sasuke took a minute with his cattleman hat held close to his chest, emotions swelling. "Why I'd like to show you around before ya head off? If that's okay with you." Tags: Ooc, Southern, Country, Language, just sweetness, fluffy feelings, love, crushes, teenagers, LAFS, friends, AU, (Fixing up, not rewriting! Will note)

Oneshots containing Hinata paired with any guy from the series. Leave me a review telling me which you would like to see next!

A water lily will not drown. No matter how fragile her leaves, how pallid her petals, how cloudy her pond. A water lily will not drown. Even when she drifts into black untamed sea. Sasuke/Hinata. Slow burn. Post-war AU.

Hinata was startled. Why Naruto's voice was on the other side of the door when she was making out with him in his room. She gulped when she noticed a pair of onyx eyes in the dark staring at her.

A collection of one-shots featuring Hyuuga Hinata, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi.

He didn't mean for it to get this far…but it wasn't exactly something he could control. SasuHina(one-sided) /NaruHina [T for cursing] Canon-verse {EDITED/REVISED 11/28/20}

When the shinobi world was brought to peace, they had both lost their place in Konoha. Perhaps it was his equivocal nature, or her congenial tendencies. Either way, they were just two unhappy strangers living together.

Set years after the Fourth Great War... SasuHina and other pairings

Because she always leaves him breathless, even if she doesn't notice. SasuHina. Gift for Goatville on Tumblr. 5.25.19

NejiHina. A collection of ten shorts. Neji's POV, unless otherwise stated. Ratings vary.

AU, a few years after Shippuuden, Hinata and the Rookie Nine are all around 19, Itachi is in his mid 20's. Non-massacre. Peaceful times in Konoha and the ninja world. DESCRIPTION: "Author: Darth-Taisha. This story is published with her permission".

Hinata is from a prestigious family & is to marry a man of her status but she loves Naruto,a poor navy corporal.Due to her mother's machinations,they are split apart & Hinata, is forced to marry Sasuke,a poor peasant who just got rich by inheriting his father's wealth & loves Hinata. This creates a love triangle of jealousy,hatred & passion for the race for the love of a woman.

[Sasuke x Hinata] Cold; just like the blood that flowed through his veins.

"M-m-my brother said if you like someone then you should ask them to be your girlfriend. And I r-r-really really l-l-like you so be my girlfriend!" he rushed out, his eyes shut tight and blush flittering across the bridge of his nose. (childhood fic; prompt from tumblr post by msjewbooty)

Sasuke visits Hinata shortly after the events of The Last, and one seemingly selfless decision changes the course of both their lives. Obviously non canon compliant. Pretty much just smut with a side helping of angst

Sasuke helped her dry the dishes as she washed. Her large, lilac-colored eyes caught his and her lips formed a confused, plump line. They were still uncomfortable around each other; yet this was the most civil Sasuke had been to a stranger in a long time. "Are you dating Naruto?" It's complicated. PostWar! Sasuhina (we back bitch)

'It's been five years and Sasuke is back to Konoha. "Sasuke you are back…", "I'm back, dobe" smirked in reply the sole Uchiha survivor. "Teme…" smiled the blond. "Hm, how's the new arm going for you?" "It can kick your ass". It was time to get that arm that he had been promised. He never expected though, to be such a closet pervert.' Sasuhina fluff, pure crack! (One-Shot)

Three hundred years later, they meet again. [Neji x Hina] *Heavy Spoilers for Chapter 614.* Drabble set.

[Hinata Harem] A series of oneshots based on various Hinata pairings. Requests closed!

Mermaid AU. It was a war of wills, a dark obsession. He wants to capture her. She wants to drag him down to the depths of the ocean. Neji/Hinata

I can remember the exact moment that I fell in love with you. You looked up at me...and smiled. NejiHina. The original is back!

"They sent a kitten into the lion's den?" She hears a velvety voice ask from behind her. That was how it all started. Hinata was the medic in charge of Sasuke's recovery. His mind had become twisted, even wicked. She had expected him to lash out at her. What Hinata hadn't expected was for him to seduce her into helping him with his second goal. Sometimes being bad could be fun.

Uchiha Madara won the war and took his rewards - Hinata included. Now, weary and broken, she is given a chance to save the world she once loved. Except this time around, she knows that the only way to defeat evil is to commit evil. Time-travel. Dark. AU after Chapter 678.

What would you do to protect someone precious to you? What secrets would you keep? When Hinata becomes pregnant by a man she refuses to name, the last person she expected to help was her cold, older cousin. Neji/Hinata

Hinata stared into her locker. Sitting innocuously on the bottom shelf lay a small white envelope... Highschool!AU. Oneshot.

Hyuuga Hinata learns what it means to be captured by Uchiha Sasuke. AU

Being rewritten as "Ironhearted" on my profile.

It was utterly humiliating how he needed release. "A sexual drug was injected in their systems," Kou told her flatly. "You cannot go closer, Hinata-sama." Neji/Hinata.

Chapter 9, Strange Bed: He was in a large, unfamiliar room, on a fluffy, white, unfamiliar bed, and not only that – there was someone on the bed beside him. A female someone, laying on her front, with a pool of black hair hiding her face from view. (SasuHina & GaaraHina prompt requests).

He doesn't question why she was always with him in the dark, from dusk till dawn. A study of close encounters. Set during Shinobi World War. Neji/Hinata. Prequel to Canvas in White.

He would make sure that they'd be together. One way or another. /Canon-ish/SasuHina/NaruSaku/BoruSara/

One should never fall in love with one's boss slash high school bully slash egotistical, territorial rich businessman. But since when does things go the way Hinata wants them to? 'He raised an eyebrow, "What's that?" "My r-resignation letter." 'He took the piece of paper and nonchalantly slid it through his shredder. The love sick bastard.'

Sasuke Uchiha knows how precious his new life is.  After the 4th Shinobi war, dangers still threatens his new family.  Sasuke will do anything to keep Hinata and his son safe.  He will protect his most cherished people from his enemies past or present.

Sasuke came back from a year long mission to find that Naruto and Hinata had divorced and nothing was ever the same again. As Sasuke tries to help Hinata come to terms with a devastating, life-changing event - denial, resistance, submission - they're unaware that these are also the steps they must take to find each other's hearts. Sasu/Hina, One-sided SasuSaku, One-sided NaruSaku.

Sasuke Uchiha was a cold, handsome, and ruthless boss. He took many women in his office, knew everything about anyone who worked for him, and his eyes set on his personal assistant, Hyuuga Hinata. He obsessed over her, she couldn't hide her troubles from him, and at her lowest point, he offered her a deal that she couldn't refuse. But never did he anticipate love to form.

Hinata is an aspiring, clumsy, passionate chef who always seemed to get her feathers ruffled by her nut case of a boss. Just when she thought things couldn't get worse with his snide remarks and absurd requests, fate decided to show her just how extreme the employee-boss relationship could get. SasuHina with slight NaruSaku. Rated M for language and future lemons.

It was unfortunate that they had to witness something they shouldn't have. The week the village finds out about them. Set before the epilogue of Canvas in White. Neji/Hinata. Friendship with Konoha 11.

A dark young man spots a beautiful girl in a field alone, and decides that she will be his. However, he soon finds that force may not have been the way to go about things...HIATUS, BEING REWORKED

Fifteen years is a long time to silently love someone. But tomato seeds are the final straw, and Sasuke can't stop himself. But then what happens after isn't what he'd have ever expected! Dedicated to my Most Faithful Reviewer: Deidaramaddie

Hyuuga Hinata definitely can use a break. Now a stable career woman at twenty-four, Hinata purchases herself a new luxurious apartment in an uptown high-rise, in hopes of having a new phase of life. Unbeknownst to her however, someone is watching her. He watches her unpack. He watches her make the bed. He has eyes everywhere. Uchiha Sasuke owns the building. Now, he owns her. [SxH]

When Uchiha Sasuke needs a special kind of healing only one unfriendly clan can provide, can he trust them with his future? :Sasuke x Hinata: Now complete!

[For Angels to Cry] Sakura was right. Hinata was lucky her first was in a bed, and with a somewhat decent and handsome person too. Sasuke… what was his last name? It didn't matter. Names never mattered. [prostitution!AU]

Here I'll be posting all of my tumblr prompts or SasuHina oneshots I come up with. Feel free to prompt me with whatever you'd like (link to my blog in my author's info).

She was a maiden, the farmer's daughter, where else he was a mere raven, a pest who lived off the hard work of others, slinking about at the end of day. He was of the darkness, while she was his light. SasuHina Oneshot.

Werewolf AU: Hinata's birthday was only two weeks away, meaning she'll be able to find her mate. However for the young she-wolf, before she can find him, she needed to end her secret rendezvous with the future alpha of the Uchiha pack. Oneshot. Dedicated to stereoheartrukia!

Because for Hinata, the wonkiest drunk she'd ever come across was Sasuke. /AU/OOCness.

She reached out to him first. It began with a curious touch, lingering with uncertainty. What they were doing was questionable. But no one needed to know. An exploration behind closed doors. Neji/Hinata. Post-Shinobi World War.

A collection of Sasuhina one shots. Sometimes in canon, sometimes in different alternate universes and/or timelines, spanning different genres.

Because Sasuke was never really good at handling rejection...

In which Sasuke might be a little too interested in what Hinata is wearing.

Hinata couldn't believe that Sasuke was standing there dressed as a girl and holding a sex toy. NOT A LEMON! Slight ooc, maybe, a little bit. Mostly Dialogue.

Sequel to 'The Phone Call'. Sasuke now needs Hinata more than he needs anyone else, even though he has never seen her face. The case against Itachi intensifies with new evidence, Sasuke finds mysterious gifts on his doorstep and he falls in love... with the beautiful voiceless girl Hana. Only she is closer to him than he realizes. In fact, she's his Helpline! No OC.

He was The Uchiha Sasuke. He was the ex-Avenger, the most feared shinobi in the great nations! He was- "Daddy, I wanna get down!" -a loving father.

A lovebird does not mind being caged if it is with its beloved. [NejiHina]

Hinata knows that Sasuke is not as cool as everyone thinks, and here is why. AU.

In a world of many options, he only really needs one. In-Universe, post-War Sasuhina. Finished.

In the bureau Sasuke found a few more big tan jackets (which made him twitch), multiple orange panties (which made him twitch even more for some reason), and a few other...girl...things. A Light in Darkness Re-Write. SasuHina.

Fully prepared to leave your best friend half dead to have her for yourself. Making a guy pee his pants just to get an interaction with her. Pretending to enjoy your significant other's deadly cooking. Committing masochistic/sadistic like things just see that one person. Faking a medical condition. Making people fall into 'mysterious' comas. Ahh. The things some people do for love!

Frollo/Esmeralda story from the Disney version. What if Esmeralda had agreed to be with Frollo to safe herself and her friends. Is Frollo going to finally have what he wants from her; can she ever be happy with him? Rated M for detailed descriptions of sexual (plus violent in some chapters) nature. Don't like, don't read.

"He watched over her all night long, like the protector he was always supposed to be." - It's been a month since the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War and Neji wakes up in the hospital after having been comatose for nearly all of the War. He finds out that a lot of things have changed, including Hinata, as he tries to help her through the negative after effects of the battle.

Hinata Hyuga. Poor. Plain. Sane. Unnoticed by everyone except the only person whom she wants to go unnoticed by. Crazed ex-girlfriends, territorial issues, homicide and revengeful rivals. Sasuke Uchiha. Filthy rich. Selfish bastard. Gang leader. Psychopath. Noticed by everyone except the only person whom he wants to get noticed by. Madly in love with the unfortunate bluenette.

Alphabet drabbles about random moments in the lives of Sasuke and Hinata. S-Sakura: It helped that she rarely saw them together these past few weeks. But now, it felt like hell. Cold, burning hell.

When Hinata starts getting texts from a secret admirer, she starts to wonder if she should reply. Hinata was an extremely intelligent girl who knew talking to strangers was not a smart idea in any case. Well... Would this count? This wasn't talking. This was TEXTING a stranger. Completely two different things.. Right? Looks like she found her loophole.

Hinata pays another visit to the supermarket in which she meets up with a certain Uchiha, a hyperactive blonde and two Sasuke-obsessed customers. SEQUEL TO CUSTOMER SERVICE. AU. SasuHina

After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.

They never knew that a girl could look so cute with a mustache. SasuHinaShika

Hinata teaches Sasuke how to deal with female customers at the supermarket. SasuHina, AU, oneshot

In order to protect the most important person, Hinata needs to become more powerful. She seeks out a certain someone but what does he want in return? SasuHina. Lemon. Oneshot.

They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.

After a long, tiring day, all Uchiha Sasuke wants is to go home and be comforted by his beautiful wife. He was suddenly reminded of the wonderful things he has in his life. Sasuhina One-shot. Slight lemon. Major fluff.

Look, all I wanted was a carton of milk. I didn't ask for it to be Valentine's Day. Nor did I ask to be attacked by fangirls... I wasn't expecting to be turned into a dog. And I REALLY wasn't expecting to find love along the way. SasuHina

›› Sasuke x Hinata ›› Constantly dealing with these dysfunctional people and the fact that he may be a “touchophile”, Sasuke just knew he’d lose his mind sooner or later. Then again, he probably already has.

Soon after the meeting, Hinata considers her options regarding Hokage-sama's news, while Uchiha Sasuke is once again at the right place at the right time... Possession - Chapter Twenty-Two

It's officially SasuHina week at the SasuxHina-Fanclub on DeviantArt from the 15th until the 21st of August. Seven one shots all SasuHina. Some fluff, some angst, family, etc. Complete.

Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.

AU: His quiet kindness only made her afraid. SasukexHinata One-shot.

.SasuHina. Get a job, work, pay for college. Simple enough, right? At least, it is until one has to work under the tutelage of the extremely rude boy from school. Luckily, money is money, college is college, and romance will be just that.

Sometimes, the best wines are those left to ferment. SasuHina

A darker take on the Sleeping Beauty theme. SasuHina.

Gift-Fic for SunnyLore: Take a Greek myth, add a Uchiha traitor and Hyuuga heiress-part time gardener . Mix a heavy dose of metaphors. Then add a squeeze of pomegranate juice. Serve chilled.

AU, SasuHina. The field-trip from hell. In which Sasuke is paired up with the timid wallflower from another class and is forced to note five facts about her before the day is through. But will he find something more? Obviously.

The only time Hinata blushed harder was at the reception, when Sasuke pulled the garter down her leg with his teeth. SasuHina Entry for June 2009 DateMe

Neji. Hinata. And the hundreds of possibilities between them. Passion. Control. Death. Lust. Strength. Jealousy. Touch. Sacrifice. Arrogence. Posession. Balance. Love. COMPLETE!

Married out of duty, Hinata & Neji began to restore the friendship they once had as children.NejiHina. rated R in later chapters.

Was his mommy crazy? Well, she was a girl, so Sasuke guessed it was a possibility. But really, did she have to set up a playdate for him with a...GIRL? SasuHina

Sasuhina-Lemon-Oneshot. The feelings of two friends for each other, are kept unknown and pent up. Under the right circumstances, it just might explode. Okay, bad summary... 'Hn.'

Sasuke was told to scream rape if anyone touched him. Well...what momma doesn't know...! oneshot kiddie fic sasuhina

When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE

In which Sasuke attempts to convert Hinata into his fangirl. And, ultimately, fails. Unrequited SasuHina. Kiddie fic. COMPLETE. Sequel up, called 'It's a Grown Up Thing'.

Sakura gets Hinata to flirt with Sasuke for fifteen minutes believing that he would see that Sakura was so much more tolerable than the rest of Sasuke's fan girls, but Sakura doesn't realize that a lot can happen between two people within fifteen minutes.

Hinata has a stalker, Sasuke Uchiha is obsessively in love with her and will stop at nothing to have her for himself. One day he finally takes action and abducts her. Will Hinata escape his clutches or will she experience a bad case of stockholm syndrome?

AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content

Always watched, Hinata ventures outside Konoha to relieve some pent up frustration, however she gets caught in the act. NejiHina PWP Lemony

OneShot. Oh, Sasuke was in LOVE. SasuHina.

Have you ever loved someone but they have absolutely no idea? --SasuHina--

ItaHina (side of SasuHina). Contains rape. Read at your own discretion.

Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.

We watch, we listen, we learn, we love. NejiHina. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.

OneShot. “Okay, Teddy says that we’re now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips.”

/ HIATUS / Naruto shook her off and confronted Sasuke again, “Not until he apologizes and promises to leave Hinata chan alone!” SasuHinaNaru.

Sequel to 'Demons': Rated M for mild language and sexual content. GaaHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShinoIno, and ShikaTema. NOW COMPLETE!

Warmth can be found in the most unexpected places. SasuHina Oneshot.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

My Uberlate Valentines day fanfic: How to share the Team Seven Lovin! woot!

All it was, all it is, a duty served to the family. An obligation and a burden. But it had to be done. And it was. Still, Neji knew. Nothing would change. Yet nothing was the same. NejiHina. Rating for later chapters.

Time has passed, and everyone has grown. Hinata is now the head of her family, and Neji is in ANBU. Neither of them realizes that what they lack in their lives, they can find in one another. (NejiHinata, multi-part, complete)