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Joined 02-13-06, id: 990148, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Van Helsing, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Drop by and tell me how I'm doing! http://tf-valentine.livejournal.com/1394.html?thread=20338#t20338

Quote of the Month:

Anges and Trout are walking around in a snow storm, looking for Anges' ancient dog, Lester.

Anges: LESTER! COME BACK YOU OLD, DUMB DOG! PLEASE COME BACK!! sob... Please? Sniff... He's probably just a little frozen muttsicle by now... sniff... All curled up with his little nose poked down his little pants... just trying to keep it warm.

Trout: Um... keep what warm?

Anges: His nose you potty head! ...HIS NOSE!

-Agnes and Trout, Agnes by Tony Cochran

I am: dancinglemur. Hopefully you already know that.

What you should know: I update slowly. Very slowly. Sometimes I can update within a month/week, and sometimes the story just sits there until I get the inspiration to continue. And no, "inspiration" is not a way of saying "omg reviwe or i wont update!!1!"

Something interesting about me: I have lived on both of the U.S. coasts (my childhood in southern California ((you know that scene in the end of Wild Hogs when they finally get to CA? That was my hometown. And I embarrassed myself in the theater by jumping up on my seat, pointing at the screen and screaming "HEY! I USED TO LIVE THERE!!")) and currently in Maryland.) and the only landlocked state I've been in longer than a day is Montana.

My current (ff.net) obsessions: Transformers. I don't know why, but it's managed to stick around for just about a year now (WHOO HOO!! Break out the party hats!!), which is pretty long for me. It came out of nowhere, really it did.

12/19/08 - It... has been a year since I've updated any of my stories. (pokes Fate Bites) I... really don't know what to think/say about that. When I do, I'll get back to you, be it by story update or hiatus notice. (Or maybe something else? I dunno.) But my friend Oni-Gil (waves) Hi Oni!! has suckered me into writing a Transformers fic/drabble for Christmas, so expect to see that up around here soon. I'm not really sure how good it'll turn out, but hey it's something, right?

12/25/08 - Merry Christmas, everyone!! As you can probably see, I have just posted my Christmas ficgift for Oni-Gil, my dear friend and twin-separated-at-birth. It's my first TF fic, so I hope it turned out well. Merry Christmas, Oni!! Edit: I fail at spelling. If the title is still "Chirstmas" instead of "Christmas", please ignore it.

1/6/09 - Happy New Years!! (Ignore the fact that I'm almost a week late with that, plskthnx)

1/7/09 - Holy cheesewhiz, Batman! I just realized that ALL of the TF fics I just posted got C2'd. I feel... strangely accomplished?

1/10/09 - I FINALLY FOUND A SCREENSHOT FROM THE MOCKING MEGATRON EXTRA ON THE TFA SEASON 2 DVD!! That short is so full of win. Go! Watch it!! Here's the link and remove the spaces as always: video. yahoo. com /watch/ 4172055/ 11227082

2/1/09 - I... I just saw the TF2 trailer. (dies of AWESOME) Oh I am SO EXCITED. LET IT BE JUNE ALREADY!!

3/31/09 - Yeah, so a couple of days late with this, but ONI-GIL AND I HUNG OUT IN D.C. LAST WEEKEND. AND IT WAS AWESOME. (of course, hanging out in the Holocaust Museum doesn't exactly make for an uplifting atmosphere, but still...)

6/15/09 - I am here to announce the creation of a Rise-centric community on lj! Here is absolutely everything you'll need to meet your Rise wants and needs, up to and including the original Rise, Rise Crack, and the five or so AUs that Gil and I have created between us. If you've got an lj, feel free to join or watch, and even if you don't we're keeping it all unlocked so you guys can see it too. (rise_revolution)

There is a list of all the different AUs in the profile, but just in case, here they are as well (copypasta'd straight from the comm's profile):

Rise: Well, duh. We've got the REAL Rise here too. XD

Rise Crack: Written by Lemur, this stuff is all amusing tidbits springing off of some sort of sugar-crazed discussion that we had over e-mail. In other words, pure silliness.

Rise Extras: Anything that happens in the real Riseverse but doesn't involve Nova (because first-person has its limitations).

Megs!AU: In this AU, Megatron didn't die at Axis. Needless to say, everything was quite different.

Shattered Glass!AU: I believe that speaks for itself. This AU takes place in Shattered Glass, the mirrorverse.

Animated!AU: Lemur's brainchild! This AU follows the Transformers: Animated continuity after Season 3.

NGSFJAE!AU: Nova Gets Some From Just About Everybody. The AU with all the fun stuff. >3

Human!AU: Offspring of the Megs!AU. A Rise where Megatron is alive and they're all humans. STEEEAMPUNK!

That's all... FOR NOW.

Feel free to check it out! As things pick up more in the regular Rise, we'll be posting more and more in here, as well as art. So go check it out!

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An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influencial Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 214,158 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Orphans by P.A.W.07 reviews
Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day when their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterwards; especially since none of them had expected to live past their host's demise. Especially not like this. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Blaster, Eject, Ravage, Rumble
Fleshling by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An accident with the Well of Transformation turns Starscream into a human. Will he be able to be the ultimate Decepticon weapon against the Autobots before losing himself to humanity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 133,124 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Starscream
A Wing and a Prayer by Atalan reviews
G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,806 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Silverbolt, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
File Recovery by Xerios reviews
His brother turned his gaze to him, expression no longer neutral but one of contemplation. There was a measured silence, as the ramifications of the situation were being processed. Finally, Optimus folded his arms over his chest and asked, "What is the last thing you remember?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,756 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Megatron
Bondmates by masterctarl reviews
SEQUEL TO PAIN AND PLEASURE! Chapter 5 is up! Breakdown finally asks Knockout to sparkbond with him. The response is not only the last one he expected, but causes a chain of events that will change their relationship, and the Decepticons, forever. STICKY.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,520 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Knock Out, Breakdown]
I Think It's Going to Rain Today by akisawana reviews
It's starting to get scary, how well the Aerialbots are adjusting to being human. The same cannot be said of the Seekers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,493 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Silverbolt, Starscream - Complete
Need You Want You Hate You Love You by Katsuko1978 reviews
They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dear Mr Prowl by QoS reviews
After the events of "Crash Course", Prowl receives letters from a human who's concerned about the disappearance of the Stunticons... and who's determined to get some answers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Surface of the Sun by Hearts of Eternity reviews
A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,063 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Turnabout by That Buggy Girl reviews
TF:A. All's fair in love, war and revenge...And turnabout is certainly fair play. Welcome to Wasp's life after his escape from the stockade. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Wasp, Terrorsaur - Complete
Crash Course by QoS reviews
An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,351 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Breakdown, Dead End - Complete
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky, Barricade, Ratchet - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn 'the darkest female arts': fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Immolation by Flarn reviews
Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Inferno, Red Alert
Sweet Dreams by R. Herring reviews
Weeks of penile third-shift monitor duty have left Skywarp recharge deprived and with limited control over his warping abilities. Millennia of war, loss and repressed love come to a head as, every time he attempts to recharge, he ends up warping where he wishes to be most: Thundercracker's side.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Worth Living For by Flarn reviews
Ironhide/Ratchet Ratchet is crippled by grief, until fate, and the other Autobots both conspire to give him a new reason for living. Spoilers for DoTM. Angsty fluff and cuteness.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ratchet, W. Lennox
Apex by Oni-Gil reviews
Sequel to Rise. The shaky Autobot-Decepticon alliance is severely tested when Cybertron comes under attack. When the unthinkable happens, one young mech must lead his race to victory... or extinction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010
Watching by RAVen05 reviews
Because Bay doesn't know how to handle grief. Major DOTM Spoilers. After it's all over, Will returns home to his family.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - W. Lennox, Annabelle L. - Complete
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Pain and Pleasure by masterctarl reviews
Breakdown/Knockout After the events of Operation: Breakdown the victim of MECH's torture goes to Knockout for repairs and possibly a little comfort. However, what he does get from his partner is nowhere near what he was expecting. WARNING: LEMON.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Breakdown, Knock Out] - Complete
Dog Days by L.G. Lena reviews
When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Difficult Things by Dreaming of Everything reviews
G1. Hound's realized Sunstreaker is watching him, which is kind of unnerving, really. Sunstreaker is convinced he wants absolutely positively nothing to do with Hound. Sideswipe's amused. Bumblebee's bemused. Everyone else is clueless--so far. HoundxTwins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hound, Sunstreaker
Potential by playswithworms reviews
AU - The Aerialbots have messed up big time, but don't worry. Fireflight's got it all under control.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skydive, Silverbolt - Complete
Breaking the Rules by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2007
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Rise Extras by Oni-Gil reviews
A companion piece to "Rise." In other words, everything that happens when Nova's not around. SPOILERS FOR RISE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,828 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
The Dark Spark of Renewal by shortlived reviews
Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 197,968 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
City of Angels by Oni-Gil reviews
2007Movie AU. Earth has become a battleground between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The human race lives in constant fear. Sam carries the Allspark, the only hope of an Autobot victory. And he has nothing left to lose...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sam Witwicky - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
All Mad Here by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sunstreaker, Bumblebee - Complete
Rise by Oni-Gil reviews
The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,162 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
What I Miss by MesT reviews
Male/male SLASH. Spartacus and Varro share what they've been missing since parting with their wives.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Spartacus, Varro - Complete
Souvenir by MarySuOfYay reviews
TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 113,626 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Blurr, Cliffjumper - Complete
Culture Shock by Conna Stevenson reviews
Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Partners by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 269,288 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl
For Science by Optimus Bob reviews
Perceptor has a theory regarding the evolutionary genetics of Decepticons and Autobots. To prove his theory he needs samples and like any good scientist he'll stop at nothing to get them! STICKY, CRACK FIC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Perceptor - Complete
Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
You Are Mine by Fire Redhead reviews
Two-shot. TFA. ::Warning:: Dark fic. Cadmia, a captured Autobot femme, is subjected to the lusting whims of Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Night Chase by Festive reviews
Johnny muses silently to himself the reason why he made the choices that put him where he is today. Chased by demons and in turn, chasing what is most important to him...
Vassalord - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Johnny R., Charles C./Cherry - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Sticky Situations by Okami-chan reviews
Mechanical sticky. A conglomeration of fics exploring femme Prowl's relationships with various mechs, mostly Sideswipe. Warnings within. Ch. 8: Ratchet gets drunk, Prowl takes him back to his quarters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sideswipe, Prowl
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Void by Oni-Gil reviews
Sequel to "Prime." Running out of both energy and options, hounded by Autobots and Decepticons alike, Starscream has nowhere left to run. But someone else has his optics on the outcast Seeker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,418 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire, Lockdown - Complete
Light Worth Protecting by Oni-Gil reviews
Humanized AU. After so many vorns, they all had their scars, visible or not.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
Friend and Foe by MKLlim reviews
“It is said that you are accompanying the notorious pirate Fire Fist Ace. That alone is already a great offense to your record.” he jeered. “A perfectly respectable person like me, traveling with a pirate? How DARE you suggest such a thing? she answered.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,177 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Ace
Wing Nuts by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,562 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
Why don't we paint the town? by Syntia13 reviews
2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Catch 22 by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
TFA: "Prowl would never admit it to anyone, but it rankled when Lockdown called him 'kid.'" Doesn't actually have anything to do with Lockdown. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Static by KrysSaiyan reviews
Skyfire's not too keen on letting go. SkyfirexStarscream. First chapter written for the Transformers kink meme on LiveJournal. Now a series of oneshots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fear and Loathing by itsu-sual reviews
TFA, following the episode "Transwarped"; Skywarp and Thundercracker find themselves stranded and stuck together. Mostly fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
Getting the Scoop by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1/G2: The human perspective on Autobots told from talk shows, news casts, frontline journalists, and newpapers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
I Can't Help But Love You by The Imaginary Chronicles reviews
Small scenes exploring the relationship between Skyfire and Starscream. After the Nemesis blows up in the middle of space, Starscream finds himself as the only survivor not in statsis and an all too willing Skyfire as his caretaker. Slash, G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
Sound and Fury by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,939 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Intermission by Lingering reviews
TFA; spoilers for ep. Transwarped - The stranded seeker clones are left alone after Blurr's escape; Skywarp is still handcuffed and jittery, Thundercracker is irritated and plotting. -Thundercracker/Skywarp, some dubcon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Operatives by Katsuko1978 reviews
Not everything is as it seems, especially when not even the Prime in charge of Cybertron Intel knows every operative. One-shot. Minor spoilers for "Transwarped." First story in the Black Ops 'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Cliffjumper - Complete
The Red in the Sky Is Ours by Limmet reviews
Thundercracker is pleased to have been offered a spot in Megatron’s elite Seeker trine, but he soon finds out that there is always a price to pay. Story ties in with ”Captured” and ”Choies”, but can be read independently.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,181 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
And Eyes That I Might See by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Desperation by Katsuko1978 reviews
Hard decisions are made in time of conflict and cannot always be undone. Alternate universe, sequel to "Untitled."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Megatron, Skywarp
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Diverging Possibilities by Oni-Gil reviews
It was almost sickening, the conflicted look on his white-plated, blue-opticked face. If only he would come to his senses! Couldn’t he see that the Autobot way was the only way? Skyfire/Starscream... with a twist. SG
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking on Starscream by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Starscream, Sari S. - Complete
Love as a Foreign Language by itsu-sual reviews
How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Again by Katsuko1978 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Getting to Know You by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,602 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Captured by Limmet reviews
AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,798 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Before Eternity by TheStoryGypsy reviews
[prevamp DraculaOC] When Sophia and her family are threatened, she is forced to become the worst thing possible in her eyes: Prince Dracula's mistress. Preconceptions and habits hinder them at first but trials teach that love isn't always a fairytale.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,995 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Kiss by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
SLASH! Bats/Joker! The Joker's ever present grin was gone as he pulled the mask up slowly. The Joker finally gets Batman at his mercy and he has a little fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Christmas Triangle by DiamondHeart31 reviews
Gift for Skeleton Toes. While fighting over Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream decide to settle it over who can give him the best gift for Christmas. Who will win? MegatronxBumblebeexStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Culture Shock by Oni-Gil reviews
Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Let's Talk about Sparks, Baby by MeanandGreen reviews
Starscream goes through puberty. Yegads. Skyfire tries to help. Great Scott. Making out? With teen robots? It's more likely than you think. It's done too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
One Last Kiss to Bid You Goodbye by Mitsuuuu reviews
Abandoned and left to die, Starscream struggles to regain conciousness under the burden of his wounds. When his cold master stumbles over him, for once, Megatron is not rash with him. Love is confessed. MegsxScreamer. Character death. Holoform Humans
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by Oni-Gil reviews
07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron - Complete
28 Sunstreakers by VectorSigma3441 reviews
Various universes - Sunstreaker, the brash, the bold, and the beautiful, all wrapped into one. Follow him on a series of unrelated events. Now in the process of being edited into something readable.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sunstreaker
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Truth is stranger than fiction: Diary of a Medic by MiniMedic reviews
M for safety. Ratchet's new human assistant,like all medics, has potential to save lives. If she can survive kidnapping,training,war and the Twins first. The drama, hilarity, joy and tragedy of a medic’s life. What REALLY goes on behind the medbay doors?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,895 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
Forged In Hell by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Further Complications by LittleMewLugia reviews
After getting Mikaela and Optimus back into their own bodies, a kidnap attempt by Starscream leaves Sam and the Decepticon leader stuck in each other’s bodies. Things are about to get really complicated. Sequel to “Complications.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,208 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Never Trust a Smiling Seeker by Katsuko1978 reviews
There was something about his cousin that was changed; he couldn't place his finger on what. One-shot, set at a point much later down the line in the "Road Not Taken" universe. Implied Sideswipe/Starscream/Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sideswipe, Starscream - Complete
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Touches by Kirii reviews
Bluestreak is one of the best gunners the Autobots have. But even he has difficulty doing his job when someone is being a little touchy-feely. SunstreakerxBluestreak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
Family Unit by Ciscogirl reviews
A family doesn't have to be through blood or similar programming. A family can be forged through love; and a bunch of mechs trying to figure out how to make an eight-year-old go to bed before ten. Transformers Animated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,827 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Hero Worship by Miss Madd reviews
DONE***That's the thing about Roles, they're often reversed. heroes become monsters, and devils are really heroes. Too bad everyone realizes this but Naruto. implied Limes, onesided MinaNaru, KyuuNaru, MinaKyuu, MinaMada, sasunaru, others. Evil!Yondy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Duobus by Cyndi reviews
Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,205 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bad Touch by vericus reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Searchin' by Ilyusha reviews
This is the back-story for my OC Tracer. Admissions in the night and downtime lead to thinking and more admissions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,247 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Darling Anathema by AutumnCaskette reviews
G1. Pre-earth. In a desperate attempt to end his creations' war, Primus steals Optimus Prime and Megatron's memories. Without the years of death and hatred, the two find themselves questioning their place in the war and looking to each other for an answer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Allie Vs The Giant Robot Shoplifters From Space by Misya reviews
TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Afterglow by itsu-sual reviews
There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Whispers of the Restless by Water-smurf reviews
No one saw it coming. He committed suicide, and nobody knew why. But then weird and dangerous things started happening, and a psychic may be their only hope to fix it... before someone else gets hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Reality of the Image by Suadela reviews
A look inside the mind of the three people who learn the Bruce Wayne the world knows is nothing close the the complex character of the real thing. Yes, I am still working on Coleman Reese.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
Loyalties by Oni-Gil reviews
07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Code 5 by Macx reviews
movie-fic, crossover with Iron Man. When it came to categorizing Tony's injuries, Pepper, Jarvis and Hot Rod now had a code system...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Skywarp's Transformers Drinking Game by Dreamchylde reviews
Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Sister Mine by outerelf reviews
A group of Femmes is visiting the Ark... and Red Alert is acting odly around one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
The Bet by Fayola reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Sparklings: The Question by Water-smurf reviews
All parents, Cybertronian or otherwise, dread the day their children ask 'The Question.' How does one go about telling their children that they were accidents conceived while their parents were high? Mild fluff. Part of the Sparkling Series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Asleep by DarkestCornerOfMyMind reviews
An idea that popped in to my head and wouldn't stop nagging. On the bus ride home, Suzuna and Sena notice something interesting in the back row. HiruMamo.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
He'll Show Them by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
--Completed-- The Joker is antsy about meeting Batman. He's been aching for a challenge. Slash! Joker/Batman! The Joker's thoughts when he finally sees Batman and throughout the movie. CHAPTER 8: The Finale and some Ferryboats!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Autocats by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Naturally by boo bat reviews
Sena decides he isn't seeing enough of Shin lately. Light ShinSena!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
The frumious Bandersnatch by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
-07 movie- Vorns of being frozen can do strange things to a mech. Being frozen in ice, crawled over by meat-ants, and pulled apart and dissected can do even worse. Sam's courage shines, and robots like shiny things. Dystopian AU, mech!Sam the hard way
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Cold Fusion by Zeng Li reviews
Jet-Judo goes a little awry when Sideswipe and Skywarp end up bodily fused to one another.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Rubicon by OKami-hu reviews
TF:Animated. History repeats itself - old customs get rediscovered when a little Bot decides to follow his Spark's calling. What is bonding, and why was it forgotten? couples vary in each part, slash. 4chan rec'd/recommended!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 120,738 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
No problem by Lazy-ass-Ninja reviews
Kobayakawa Sena was not feeling good at all when he woke up that morning. One-shot Shin/Sena
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Science by Soggy Phoenix reviews
When Wheeljack and Perceptor watch back to the future, even the Decepticons feel the consequences. LJ Plot bunny answer
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
applesauce by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Salvation by autumn sparrow reviews
The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,447 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Soylent Purple by Misya reviews
OLD: TFA ficlet. Focused on Bumblebee and Sari. Makes more sense if you've seen 'Along Came A Spider'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Monument To Creativity by Shimegami reviews
G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
But I Love Him by Storm Princess reviews
Calvin and Hobbes think about how they feel about each other.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Who Knew by Crooked reviews
She found him injured. She found him full of hatred. But she couldn't leave him, never, only his wild nature attracting her attention. Starscream hated humans. So she stayed. And she helped him. And he couldn't help but stay with her, too. 2007
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,957 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by itsu-sual reviews
TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,541 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Cruel Intentions by Kirii reviews
Barricade gives Bumblebee an idea of just what the future holds, should the Decepticons gain the Allspark. Pre-movie, slash, BarricadexBumblebee, hints at MegatronxOptimus.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee - Complete
Energon Goggles by Fire Redhead reviews
Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Brotherhood of Sighs by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Red Alert's depressed as all get out, and wanders off to think. Starscream cheers him up. Written in an hour in the middle of the night. Be nice. Only slash if you want it to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Patience: Now and Forever by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Dinobots Mother's Day for Wheeljack by Dragowolf reviews
The Dinobots learn about Mother's Day so they think Wheeljack needs presents.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Wheeljack, Grimlock - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
You Stole the Sun from My Heart by DeceptiVette reviews
G1 - Bluestreak has one of those pesky life-altering weeks. The Twins aren't helping, really, but at least they're something of a distraction. Chapter 4 now up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Complications by LittleMewLugia reviews
While Sam and Mikaela are out with the Autobots,they get caught in a storm.When Optimus Prime gets struck by lightning, which arcs to Mikaela,they have more problems than they bargain for,and Sam’s life suddenly gets a LOT more complicated!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Walkin' On Water by Soggy Phoenix reviews
Jetfire's the kind of mech to take a simple story as a challenge to his superiority. So, after hearing something from the kids, he decides to show them that he's the best, and not this dude they keep yammering about.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Settling the Score by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1: Skyfire, surveying the aftermath of a recent skirmish, espies a forgotten straggler. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
London Bridge by BlackElement7 reviews
They have shattered her world, and when she rebuilds it, they will be locked out. Team Seven, Sakuracentric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
For The Race by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Salvation by amidoh reviews
Nothing ever lasts forever, and both knew it - but neither is ready to give up the fight just yet. Starscream x Perceptor slash, sequel to Until the Dream Ends.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Mine by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Until the Dream Ends by amidoh reviews
Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,589 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Whose Idea Was This Anyways? by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Taking on the World by Waiting To Be Inspired reviews
Sparrington slash. Norrington thinks of a certain pirate and the certain pirate thinks, too. A bit of a mental conversation. One shot. Poem
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Somewhere Far by TheCandyTerror reviews
Armada JetfireStarscream SLASH: I’m nothing more then his little pet when he’s near and I’ll lovingly grovel and whimper at his feet like some cowardly and submissive beast if it meant I never had to share him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
A Mother's Struggle by Heartbroken1 reviews
Quil’s imprint is a difficult for everyone to understand. It’s especially hard for Claire’s parents. They must now struggle with what all of this means for the future of their little girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So Be It by BlackElement7 reviews
But if he's changed, and Naruto's changed, then why shouldn't she have changed grown up, matured as well? Team Hebi stumbles across Sakura and they chat. Not SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
And Then They Lived by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A short series of connected humor drabbles on Toph and Iroh's happily married life. [grownup!TophXIroh, humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by juno08 reviews
what happens when Noodle wishes something bad upon Murdoc? surprising twists in this story with lots of heart between the bassist and guitarist. rated T for Murdoc's foul language
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Polishing Relations by Shimegami reviews
[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
It's Just a Nursery Rhyme by theshadowcat reviews
Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Surface Deep by Lady Dementia reviews
Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Starscream, Scavenger - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Stolen Hostages by Jameson reviews
Oneshot Megatron and the Decepticons have taken a clump of random people and Spike and Sparkplug hostage and are using them as a shield against the Autobots. Only the most flybytheseatofyourpants plan can save them now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Sparrington by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Ironically, this fic contains no slash, but does contain Captain Jack Sparrow and James Norrington exploring the wonderous world that is the POTC fandom. Heaven help them.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
Norrington's Payback by Jennifer Lynn Weston reviews
Pals Jack and James discover, and discuss, 'Get' and 'Sparrabeth' fics. PG13 for adult themes, albeit no real slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
How d'ye try to kill Jack, then? by Jane Bell reviews
One night, on deck of the Black Pearl, while escaping Davy Jones' Locker, the most nefarious of conversations develops on a topic of greatest interest: how each of the characters tried to kill Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Relativity Too by Troasaurus Rex reviews
SmokerAce Sequel to Relativity! OMFG! Relatives are like undercooked chicken just when you thought you had seen the last of them, they come back up when you least expect them!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Relativity by Troasaurus Rex reviews
SmokerAce Nothing but satire here, ladies and gentlemen. Because everyone's related to SOMEone, right? Even Smoker... Wow, awful summary.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
They're Made Out of Meat by Aayla Security reviews
[2007 Movieverse] After receiving Bumblebee's report, two Transformers decide to reevaluate their plans of immediately launching for the Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
Cinderami by Sei-sama reviews
Nami is a girl who works for her stepfamily all day. Zoro is the lazyass prince who apparently has to get married soon. Who are the others? Read to find out. AU, obviously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Nami - Complete
Colors by Angel Ren reviews
Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Marcus - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
A Man Out Of Time by MarqueeMoonGirl reviews
Noodle was given a glimpse into the past of one of her bandmates. Now it's no longer a glimpse. COMPLETE : PART 14 UP
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Murdoc N., Noodle - Complete
Connections by BlackElement7 reviews
Sequel to Allegiances and Loyalties. Hinata has joined, and now Sakura and the rest of the Akatsuki is out to find the missing piece that will give them an advantage over their last member. [ItaSaku, SasoTen, DeiHina, ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Clueless by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Itachi, murderer. Itachi, prodigy. Itachi, nin. Itachi, clueless. “Aniki, just help her across the street.” Pre massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
How to Annoy Van Helsing Characters by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
What the title says. Please review, first humor story ever.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Sithric's Tears by SithxKitty reviews
Symbiotes are evil creatures who are feared, and who show no emotions. who would have thought that change could be brought by one little symbiote showing the emotions that are forbidden.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
What A Dream Is by HogwartShinobi reviews
And what a dream isnt. [I DONT OWN OP]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Luffy - Complete
Lament For Calypso by Elizabeth Athineu reviews
Words put to the music in Calypso's locket and Davy Jones's pipe organ.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Eddie's Prayer by Cinnamin-chan reviews
Dear God... It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock, Jr. Eddie asks for help from above. A poem written with the movieuniverse in mind.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
It’s Hard Knowing Your Own Strength by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pianissimo by Itonami reviews
[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,586 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Is by The Starhorse reviews
One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
Rogue's Word by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Conflict brews between Rosto and Beka when Beka decides to take interest in a local Dog...WARNING: SPOILERS FOR TERRIER. BekaRosto
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Gravity by Nightwind reviews
G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Zoro's Sleep by chibi-viki reviews
Roronoa Zoro loved to sleep. No one in the Straw Hat Pirate crew questioned it. But what they didn't know was, it wasn't the sleep that Zoro loved... it was the one between it. Slight ZoroxKuina
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
TeamSpeak by Leonaria Dragonbane reviews
The world is quiet, there is nothing for a certain Sabertooth to do, so he goes looking for adventure, sword and sorcery style.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sabretooth, Rogue - Complete
It Isn't Love by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Because great swordsmen do not fall in love. [Merryship]
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
I'm Not Dead Yet by IthilielCuivienien reviews
Anna isn't dead... Monty Python style. Warning: complete nonesense
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Therapy by a.mild.groove reviews
Several years after the publication of “Rise of the Ogre” the band begins to fall apart due to conflict with each other. For the mere sake of keeping his band together Murdoc forces them to go to therapy together. T for sexual content.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,744 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
God Flesh by kitty-moogles reviews
Post TQ AlyxKyprioth One Shot 'Is this what God flesh feels like...'
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Priceless by Tutankhamun reviews
Set during episode 147. “Hey, woman. You won’t survive the coming era staying with those two. I’ll buy you off them. How much do you go for?” Nami centric. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
Blossom by plumbloom reviews
It is customary for girls of Earth Kingdom nobility to have their feet bound when they reach a certain age. Toph Bei Fong is no exception to this rule. one-shot, prequel to "The Day He Himself Shall Wipe My Tears Away".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Toph - Complete
Dearly Departed by alpha aquarii reviews
From a distance she saw the tall, thin figures clad in black and crowded around a casket crying just for show. Everyone had known her first kiss would be in a graveyard. GrimxMandy. Oneshot.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Family Completed by BlackElement7 reviews
A family is finally completed when a missingnin decides to journey home. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Unexpected Rookie by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover with Pixar's Cars. Lightning McQueen returns for his second Dinoco 400, little realizing that trouble is brewing in the form of a Decepticon menace... and a new rookie known as Hot Rod. First TF fic.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,995 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hot Rod, Lightning - Complete
Mary Sue Files by irohsteashoppegirls reviews
A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
A Fishpuppy's Birthday by Steelsong reviews
Beka gets drunk on her birthday. Rosto helps her when she's in trouble. My little BekaRosto pairing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Next Contestant by ArtYume reviews
[Sonfic] [ItaSaku] My contribution to Valentine's day. Itachi doesn't like all the guys around Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heaven's Grace by Moonbeam Great Goddess of the Night reviews
She is a vampire hunter, the best of the best. Her mission, to kill the last two remaining vamp princes. She thinks it will be easy, but how will she deal when both of them start claiming her as their own. SasxSakxIta, others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,037 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sakura H.
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dreams of Darkness and Azure by TheStoryGypsy reviews
[Oneshot DracOC] She saw herself as a nobody, keeping sane with stories and dark fantasies that could never be real... But he had been watching her from the beginning and it was time for her to know the truth. This night she would be his. Review!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Over the Threshold by peroxidepest17 reviews
Future fic: Sanji and Zoro have always had higher pain tolerances when they’re together than when they’re alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Thank You by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Rosto comes back one night after a pretty rough night as the Rogue, and only one person's there to help him... Cute Oneshot. RostoBeka WARNING: Spoilers for Terrier
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Tortall - Complete
His Treasure by xX.Padfoot.Xx reviews
Rosto decides to take advantage of Beka when he sees her with her hands full... Cute Oneshot RostoBeka WARNING: Spoilers for Terrier
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Pinocchio's Tale by Nobody Famous reviews
The first thing he remembered seeing was acceptance in his father's eyes. But as the look faded into disappointment, he vowed to do whatever it took to make his father happy...even if it meant giving him the real Danny Phantom he wanted all along...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Is losing really that bad? by mihawklover reviews
Training can be quite productive. The two of you should do it more often. ReaderXZoro.R&R.Rated T
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Cold Front by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fatal Kiss by mirrorOfsin reviews
A drabble. How would it feel to recieve a fatal kiss from a stranger in the shadows? Review and Rate. Turned into a video by me on YouTube. Check my homepage!
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
The Wishing Tree by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS THEMED STORY! Godzilla reveals a secret to Shezilla...and then explains what he thinks a Christmas tree is.
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
A Unicorn, Maybe? by succedissidor reviews
Ace spends a day of shore leave, shortly after joining the Whitebeard Pirates. Not much plot. Rated for the curse words, which i love dearly.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Once a year by Wishing-for-a-Zoro-plushie reviews
No pairings! Zoro's b'day fic! It's Zoro's b'day, and Luffy has a few things to organize. But, what does Nami's underwear have to do with it? nothing naughty, I assure you. Just... a little prank... he he he
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
The Haunted Portrait by JanuaryEclipses reviews
[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Transfiguration by SS Lupin reviews
Why didn't Viktor Krum use the BubbleHead Charm in the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, and how did he overcome his shyness concerning Hermione? My response to laureltx's Krumione Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Taboo by hiei1317 reviews
Sai wants to do the right thing socially, and take part in Halloween. Sakura just wants to please Tsunade, so she agrees to go out on Halloween. What happens when they two collide?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Circle of Normal by Cyndi reviews
Why is the world so cruel?
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The giant killer bug by Quack says the T-shape reviews
One day, Naruto is confronted by a giant killer bug, and is held hostage in his own shower until Sasuke comes to save the day! Or not as it would appear...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Furnace by TakashiMorinozuka reviews
Ace wakes up to find himself surrounded by the Straw Hat Pirates! What is going on? Beware the cold nights in Arabasta! Rated K for mild language. One Shot, no pairings
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
With Me by Miss Madd reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back… but at what price to himself? Again, slight yaoi if you squint reeeaaally hard. Chapter two now up. nn Debating on if i'm gunna go for a third chapter or not... may just stay a twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Funeral of a Hero by Vesvius reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has fallen in battle. His friends, family, and loved ones gather to say goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Princess & the Count by Ardina reviews
She is out to lift the curse. Kill him actually, but it all ends in the final meaningful conversation between the two...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Honey by Harmonic Friction reviews
After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
The One Piece Songbook by zalazny reviews
A collection of songs my friend and I modified for One Piece while we were really hyper.It's the first time I've done this and I'll get better, no worries. The original songs are mostly easy to guess, there are no titles, the format messed me up,sorry.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Growing Pains by Famirad reviews
Rejected by Spiderman, the Symbiote takes on a new host. More importantly, a WILLING host: Eddie Brock. [Oneshot]
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Thursdays by vampire-otaku1 reviews
Nami contemplates the afternoon activities of three of her crewmates. Zoro x Sanji x Luffy shounen ai.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer by Kaori reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Ode of Hate to Mary Sues by Quinn Anderson reviews
A series of poems reflecting my anger towards all the fics out there containing Mary sue characters. Inspired by a friend of mine. If you like Mary sues, don't read this. Seriously.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Going Under by GabrielleCrouch reviews
Just a little fanfic I wrote after hearing you know who had died... SPOILERS!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Zhao - Complete
Gold Eyes by Jakia reviews
[sequel to Blue Eyes, zutara with kids story] Just because they're twins doesn't mean they'll act alike, or so Zuko and Katara realize when their other daughter comes home with a black eye and a note for beating someone up because they made fun of her eye
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sabertooth Got Run Over By A Beer Truck by Stormshadow13 reviews
The Acolytes sing a song to Sabertooth.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Cherry Blossom Touch by Chicklets reviews
KakashiSakura. Kakashi has just return from a mission severely injured and effectively hospitalized. Unfortunately, hospitals make the Jounin fearful. So, Sakura takes it upon herself to care for her former teacher outside the hospital. [Dormant sorry]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Promise Written In Snow by Chicklets reviews
Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stealth: Or Lack Thereof by AlibisDragon reviews
Luffy thinks he's sooo sneaky. Zoro... disagrees. So they decide to make a wager. Will Luffy forfeit his meals for the day? Or will Zoro wind up as the captain's slave? ZoLu. Chapter 5 up.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,370 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Luffy, Zoro
Death and the Maiden by TheMagicKumquat reviews
A poem based on the popular Death and the Maiden theme.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/12/2005
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Words by Fire Tears reviews
Apparently, Ace does think ahead. Considering the circumstances, that's not a comforting discovery. [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Smoker - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Lament for Innocence by Elizabeth Athineu reviews
A passionate tribute to Richard Roxburgh's touching portrayal of the beautifully sorrowful and unwittingly cursed, Count Vladislaus Dracula.
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Complete
Queer Friends by the forgotten fate reviews
Set in SotL. On a VERY hot summer day, the knights discuss their friend Alan of Treebond and his 'queer' behavior. RR.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Cruel and Unusual Punishment by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
The sequel to "Love Maulings." Dirge and Thrust get their revenge for Ramjet beating them up so often, but not everything works out how one expects... Slash Warning- Is Implied. Read At Own Risk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
The Execution by X-parrot reviews
Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
Storyteller by Epona Harper reviews
The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Quatrina Raberba reviews
Usopp, uneasy with the idea of sailing with an infamous swordsman like Zoro, gets a surprise -- and some comfort -- when he walks in on something unexpected.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2003
De Penguins, De Penguins! by Addie Logan reviews
Gambit deals with the aftermath of being left in Antarctica...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2003
Another Piece of the Action by pat weakley reviews
Green Hornet/Classic Trek Crossover. In the late 60's the Green Hornet and Kato were abducted by a UFO. Centuries later they are found by the Starship Enterprise. Together with Captain Kirk and his crew they must prove that a new gang on Iotia is backed b
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2003
Running from the Hunger by Addie Logan reviews
Victor Creed decides he might need some professional help in controlling his bloodlust. But with his new "live-in" psychiatrist, is he getting more than he bargained for?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003
What a Christmas to Have the Blues by Addie Logan reviews
Wolverine discovers love under the mistletoe…
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Wolverine
The Charm Of A Woman by Nadja Lee reviews
Logan, Scott, Xavier, Victor[Sabretooth] and Erik[Magneto] talk about loving a younger woman.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/23/2002
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Rise Crack reviews
Yes folks, it's more crack. This time as a totally-not-meant-to-be-serious companion to Oni-Gil's Rise. Done with her permission and I suggest you read that first. Includes gropage, mental scarring, a lot of Starscream cackling, and much more, Gil as Beta
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Starscream
Vitus Eternus reviews
ROTF Spoilers! Why was the Seeker so eager to sacrifice himself to help this Prime he barely knew?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire
Nemesis Rising reviews
Optimus Prime had fallen, and now only Nemesis remained. And Nemesis belonged to HIM. Megatron/Oprimus Nemesis Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Tainted Love reviews
You're not the same, not the person you used to be. But, Primus help me, I still love you. Even after all you've done, to me, to everyone, I still love you. SG Skyfire/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Protect reviews
2007 Megatron/Elita-1, VERY pre-war. That was why she had picked him over Optimus: she did not want to be the protected, she wanted to be the protector.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Megatron, Elita One - Complete
Clean reviews
WALL-E Crossover. It was inevitable, in an odd sort of way: someone who loved to clean anything and everything, and the vainest mech alive. MO/Sunstreaker CRACK.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Deadly Games reviews
G1. Skyfire watches the Decepticon trines play and reflects on how much has changed in his absence. Skyfire POV
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Sanity reviews
G1. Skywarp may not be the smartest of the Seekers but, surprisingly, he was the sanest. Skywarp POV
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Somnium Noctis reviews
G1. Ratchet had nightmares about losing patients, but the ones about the Twins were the worst. A dark Ratchet/Twins drabble.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
Mating Dance for Morons reviews
G1 While Megatron and Starscream were about as subtle as a brick to the face when it came to these sorts of things, Thundercracker and Skywarp’s relationship was much more understated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Hope reviews
2007movie. Sam explains New Years to Optimus. Optimus Prime POV
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sam Witwicky - Complete
On the First Day of Christmas reviews
TFA Sometimes Starscream’s little quirks unnerve even Megatron; and when he upsets his 2IC, revenge is for once subtle yet completely effective. Perhaps Starscream really HAS gotten the upper hand this time
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Fate Bites, Literally reviews
Anna is dead and the Count lives. But, there was one more Valerious, and Dracula seems bent on making her life Hell. But Zara isn't going down without a fight. If he gives her Hell, she's gonna give it right back. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006
Smile reviews
Zuko and Iroh stop at a FireNation town in the Earth Kingdom on their way to the North Pole. While there, Zuko runs into a childhood...friend. DISCONTINUED
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Safe in My Room reviews
A short story about one of the Valeriouses, whose bad luck it is to get captured by Dracula. One shot. Better then summary. Rated for slight bad language in the AN. I know it's not really poetry, but I don't know where else to put it.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Black: A Dracula Poem reviews
Just something I found lying about and revised. Basically, It's a Dracula agnst poem. I suck at summaries, but I think it's pretty good. Rated K for depression...and cuz I don't feel like changing it. HAD a format, but that was destroyed in the transfer.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Betrayal reviews
a poem written by me and my friend, set after Aang defeats the Fire Lord. I suck a summaries, so just read it. Please? Rated K for... I dunno. Someone dies, but there's no description.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Chains reviews
Toph's reflection on her life, and the chains that held her down. Previously called 'Cages'
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete