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Joined 02-13-06, id: 990181, Profile Updated: 08-01-15
Author has written 14 stories for Shakespeare, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Bleach.

01.08.2015 - Let's see how long my productivity goes. 8D

23.07.2015 - I'm alive... wut. Here's to a new slate! Adding a fic or two(?) and updating/removing some of the old ones. (wink)


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The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3773 - Favs: 5,541 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
My Point of Weakness by The Sneak reviews
Sakura had finally accepted the fact that Sasuke was no longer a part of her life...which of course made it the -perfect- time for him to return to Konoha. Eventual SasuSaku, hints of NejiSaku. Reposted from main account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,110 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cliché by mademoiselle anna reviews
Sakura and Neji stuck in a cliché.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Interview by moirariordan reviews
“You guys are just precious, really. Like Troy and Gabriella, but with creepier subtext.” Derek.Casey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,431 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5249 - Favs: 4,628 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Does It All Mean? by GirlquinndreameR reviews
[NaruSakuSasu] Just when you thought life was getting back to normal, fate throws you a pair of wild cards. A Team 7 story about love, letting go and finally growing up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,639 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,911 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Contract by windwhisprer reviews
All those years ago, six year old Ino and Shikamaru made a contract together. Ten years later, when the contract is broken, how will Ino react? And how will Shikamaru? ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Walk my way by snuffleschifer reviews
[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,324 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Last Request by Mikami reviews
NejiSaku. Uchiha Sasuke’s death, though unforeseen, was not in vain after the final mission of his life. His last words were taken in by the most unexpected comrade, Hyuga Neji.“ Don’t let her be unhappy, Hyuga...”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,307 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
I think by Lady Starburst reviews
She thinks it's impossible to get over something that never was. He thinks there's nothing left. A few years later, Sasuke and Sakura pick up where they left off. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frozen by Salieri reviews
A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,981 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Another Round reviews
AU, Canon, and everything in-between. They don't remember everything about their past lives… but what they do remember is that, damn, the best times weren't always in bed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Not a Crowd
DrabbleShot. Post-canon. Part Two of the Uchiha Restoration plan continues! This time around, everyone is more prepared… even Sarada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23 - Complete
Disliking the Beat reviews
Facebook, meet the Spirit Detective. A short glimpse of what the Urameshi gang are up to... that is, before they put their profiles to private.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Yusuke U. - Complete
Reflection reviews
Chance Meetings—Scent: "Sakura may have been the youngest in the team, but she was the most perceptive." A drabble series of Sasuke's past, Sakura's present, and their unknown future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovers' Quarrel reviews
Taking out rogue demons, saving the world... doing THIS, however, was definitely not in the job description. Drabble, YusukeKeiko.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
The Easy Kill reviews
If only love were as simple as moving.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hinata H., I. Kira - Complete
Encounter reviews
Nobles were seen as helpless and ungrateful... and stoic. Hinata Hyuuga, in Izuru's opinion, was the exact opposite.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - [Hinata H., I. Kira] - Complete
Just A Fairytale reviews
First thing's first - I must be able to conquer the alphabet without haste! Dattebayo! Drabbleshots
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
SUMMERTIME reviews
He was supposed to have a normal summer break, just like any other hard-working Japanese student… So why the HELL did this all-American girl have to come and ruin everything for him? .DrabbleShots.AU.SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Unexpected reviews
semi-AU. What the hell are you waiting for, Uchiha? I failed my mission, and you rubbed that fact in my face already, so kill me now…! Won't that make you happy? Make you feel content, seeing my blood prettify that outfit of yours?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/19/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Unrequited Love Cycle reviews
AU. By then, it was too late. She'll never know, and the heart-aching cycle will keep on rolling inside him… forever. "After all, we're friends. BEST friends. Nothing more."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Why Do You Hate Milk? reviews
Ever wonder why Full Metal detests milk? It all started when his mom had just finished baking cookies... the beginning of something TERRIFYING in his seven year old life.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Inside the Family Tomb reviews
...what if Juliet had woken up BEFORE the Friar or Romeo arrived at the Capulet family tomb? [ VignetteDrabble ]
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete