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Joined 02-13-06, id: 990233, Profile Updated: 04-21-12
Author has written 19 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Naruto, D.Gray-Man, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Gintama.

Hello and salutations! Previously Scarletfirez, then I tried theBluedude, but I changed it back to Scarletfire.z. But with a dot. Yes.

I'm a fan of D.Gray-Man and One Piece, but Gintama can be considered as my favourite anime. I also like Nurarihyon no Mago, Angel Beats!, Pandora Hearts, Fairy Tail, Durarara!! Naruto (mostly because of the Akatsuki), Bleach (only because of the Espada) and probably, Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Probably, because it's starting to get a bit overrated for me. Nothing shoujo-related, because ugh, they bore me to tears and the sappiness is too much for me. I also love Doctor who and BBC Sherlock (so much ghey).

I have a Pottermore account, and the sorting hat placed me in Slytherin. I'm really happy with that.

I'd like to think that "I'm sane, and it's the world that's crazy".

but I might or might not be as sane as I claim. So I'll just respond to that with an average 'it depends'!


"You can't run away. The past will follow you, wherever you go. Forever and ever and ever... You know why? They're lonely. A person's past and memories are very lonely things. I don't believe in god. There's no proof of his existence. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe it, the past is the truth to them. And if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself."

- Orihara Izaya


Updates:

NEVEEEEEEEEEER. I actually don't know about my incomplete stories. Forever on hiatus?

(Lost the motivation to continue. It's almost summer, so hopefully then? I'm not promising anything.)

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Pierrot by dark1408 reviews
The exorcists are slowly losing their faith in the Black Order, seeing how Allen was forcefully appointed a General. Why is Kanda so concerned about Allen's deteriorating health? Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Any Way You Want It by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 261,596 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Allen Walker
The Elastic Clause by infinite vertigo reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Psychopaths with Hats by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Episodes 1-4 of Llamas with Hats rewritten from the perspective of Jim and Seb.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Aftermath by strawberriez8800 reviews
Deidara/Sakura — In the aftermath of warfare, there are no enemies, only victims. Therefore, Sakura heals him, even when he's a part of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Nightly Rituals by masruiiiik reviews
It would always start off with Deidara asking Sasori to go to bed with him and end off with everyone going on a homicidal streak or, in Pain's case, a suicidal streak. Dedicated to amaya ookami. Crack-fic! Slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 10,365 - Follows: 1,035 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Different, Yet so Alike by Cold-Hearted NightFox reviews
Kagome and Kikyou are twins going to Shikon High. Kagome likes to cross dress as a guy fooling everyone that she is a he! Sesshoumaru seems to have mix feelings between the priestess with blue eyes and a sophomore,thinking he's gay, Kagome! COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,370 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Environmentally Friendly by hearmelaugh reviews
In which Kanda is a friend of the environment, Lavi can't decide whose friend he wants to be, and heavy machinery is kicked around. Nothing is simple when the most stubborn boy in the world insists on being green. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,337 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Guilt and Guilds by JAK Kinase reviews
Spoilers up to chapter 212. Gajeel wasn't always one of the good guys. But he was trying. GajeelxLevy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Misconceptions by Yssa B reviews
Because Gajeel and Levy were probably the ones most subjected to assumptions. GajeelLevy-OOC, crack, fluff
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Levy M., Gajeel R. - Complete
Beware of Dog by Lee Isidor reviews
Finally accepted into an elite French boarding school, Kanda leaves home in Japan to attend - three weeks into the school year. With new friends, creepy teachers, and well, French, grades will be the least of his worries.. LaviYuu, TyKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,078 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Speech Impediment by mitsukai reviews
Great lengths are taken to uncover the secret behind Deidara's odd speaking habits, leading to some rather embarrassing incidents involving blue paint, sandwiches, and bone saws. Just another day in the Akatsuki. One-shot crackfic, M for Hidan's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sugar Free by conspiredfate reviews
After Tiedoll's funeral, Kanda expects his life to go on normally. And then he meets Allen Walker. AU, Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,964 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
And the Forces of Evil by thereisafire reviews
Thanks to Izaya's unhealthy obsession with childrens' cartoons, Izaya and Namie watch a marathon of the Powerpuff Girls.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Revenge for Unwarranted Emotions by Animegoil reviews
Tag to episode 22: Shinra decides to play a terrible joke on Izaya and tell him that he did all he could, but Shizo is dead. Shizuo was Izaya's to toy with, to kill, and Izaya does not take kindly to trespassers. Implied Izaya/Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Oil and Water by Kasai Ame reviews
She's afraid of him and he has no idea how to handle people. When Gazille and Levi get stuck on a job together, it's a tough mix. Oneshot, rated M for languge and fluffy smut.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Lacquer by Animegoil reviews
Wisterias stand for helplessness, plums for courage and perseverance. Jilted by life, blind, deaf and mute, they build a world of their own through each other in this war-torn castle. Allen x Lavi x Kanda AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,791 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Anticipation Makes Everything Better by Animegoil reviews
Shizuo always appears at the worst of moments, like right after Izaya has had a bad run-in with the yakuza. But every time Izaya thinks he's got him figured out, the stupid brute has to go and defy him. One-shot. Implied Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Hold Your Colour by Nanaki Lioness reviews
SasoDei. Sasori sees everything in shades of colour.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Shards by Lookinglass reviews
In a broken mirror, Ulquiorra reflects on his past before he became a Nazi soldier. A companion piece to Shrapnel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Channel Surfing by WOWZAcoolBEANS reviews
After a long, hard day Tyki Mikk sits down to watch some television… But why is Lenalee staring in a soap opera and why is Kanda on ‘What Not To Wear’!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Tyki Mikk - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 185,077 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Consequences by Airrei reviews
“If you keep treating people like this, you won’t have a peaceful death.” Izaya stopped spinning in his seat, only enough to give her a sorrowful smile. “My death is predetermined.” / Shizuo and Izaya confrontation. Namie on the side.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
It's Like Being On Broadway by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein hair design student Lenalee Lee considers her relationship with her styling rival, the suspiciously homosexual and perpetually smiling Allen Walker--and, yeah, it doesn't look too good. :Allen/Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,121 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker
Sisters by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya's sisters are willing to do just about anything for Shizuo, even if it includes binding their brother to Shizuo's bed.Shizaya Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Spring Kind of Silence by coincident reviews
A love story interrupted is still a love story. KisaIta/AU/one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hell's Anatomy by lordvio reviews
Allen is a medical student struggling to see tomorrow while working three jobs at day and studying like a madman at night. As if his life is not miserable enough, his professor, Kanda, has a sadistic pleasure in forcing him to fail his course. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,008 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Sincere Deceptions by phoenixtears07 reviews
AU Vampire fic. Allen Walker wanted a peaceful life free of his Master's antics. Yuu Kanda just wanted everyone to leave him alone. KandaxAllen TykixLavi ON HIATUS!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Sweet Nothings by Irrelevancy reviews
TyKan, 50-sentence challenge-prompt-thingy. Was for Tykan weel but... I forgot? HAPPY REALLY REALLY LATE TYKAN WEEK! Rated T for suggestive contents!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
We Are by tysunkete reviews
Welcome to High school AU. Kendo champion meets boy genius. Implied romance, well, if you squint. Events that followed them through freshman, sophomore, junior and senior year. LaviYuu.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Chocolate by DevilWorshipper reviews
When you add Allen, chocolate, and Kanda into the equation, what you get is an extremely pissed Allen /Crack/No Yullen/
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Painting the Sky by Harmony283 reviews
Because it's the only thing you can do in a world that is broken. Paint the sky. Paint it blue. Paint it normal, to cover the cracks. Or so you hope. And maybe that makes everyone just a little crazy Lavi-centric Post-Canon drabble!fic R&R PLEASE!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Names by Kame-tan reviews
What does a name mean to you? Names have the possibilities of representing so many things; a group or clan, an individual, bonds, control. A short fic on how our favorite DGM characters see names.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
three AM by Proof of Repair reviews
Phone calls this early in the morning are never a good thing, Kanda discovers. Especially when the person calling is a crackpot hell bent on immortalizing himself before graduation. KandaLavi, high school AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Supernova by modalismodalism reviews
Oneshot. The stars that shine the brightest are the ones with the most spectacular deaths. Kanda/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Polar by Freaking Cage reviews
Kanda, an elite member of a supernatural organization is set on a mission to bring back a new species of supernatural being. Little did he know how valuable this being would be. Yullen, vampires, long hair. Rated for everything worth reading.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,674 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
D Pickup lines by Scarlett Rhapsody reviews
What happenes when Allen suddently starts splurting really bad pick-up lines involuntarily? - Komui's experiments, of course! My first fanfic! CRACK, tidbit a' Yullen,rated T especially for awful,horrible language and verbal sexual harassment. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
In Good Advice by Sherry-Doll reviews
Kanda did not and would never understand the minds of some people - especially those of Yullen fans.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Winter Rabbit by Esprit de L'eau reviews
Kanda is painfully reminded of the one who said snowmen were outdated. Winter seemed like it would never end. The stranger who was caught in the snowstorm and seeking shelter with him may have some answers he wants though. For LaviYu Day
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Vampire Inside by darkotter reviews
Kanda is a vampire, strong, deadly and breathtakingly beautiful. He doesn't care about others, but when he arrives in a new town, he finds that a to-be meal is much more than that. AU - Yullen - Chapter 20 - Epilogue
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,458 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Kanda wants YOUR opinion by ExorcistYuuKanda reviews
I'm Kanda. Can't you see my name, baka? I finished my report. No, seriously, read the new chapter. I am doomed.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,027 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu
Boys Will Conquer by Mirakuru Rein reviews
AU, Highschool setting. "We rule the school. But who rules you?" Lavi is the mischief-maker of the prestigious Black Order Institution, but his dues will soon be paid. Slight LavixKanda in store for ya.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
The Incredible You by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Different Colors by a1y-puff reviews
Ten unrelated drabbles for ten different genres. -Maybe later when he really woke up, Kanda would deny this ever happened, kick him out of bed and press Mugen on his throat.- Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Mesh by MYZ-chan reviews
Life is not a kind thing, but he keeps moving anyways. Gazille, and the life that was bestowed unto him.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Gajeel R. - Complete
The Princess Bride by conspiredfate reviews
Just like the classic tale everyone loves, except that this princess is actually a boy, and everyone’s favorite farm boy is actually a girl. Wait, no, sorry, he’s still a boy. He just looks like he isn’t. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Omission by leww reviews
Don't you see what you've done to us, Lavi? You made us feel, you made us real, you made us grow a heart that laughed and cried and bled." Because Bookman Junior feels that 'love' is such a weak word.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Lavi - Complete
Masquerade by Lee Isidor reviews
Drabble - The masquerade party, Tyki decided, was the perfect opportunity to approach Kanda. TykiKanda
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Debut by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, TykixLavi. It's Lady Road's debut party - a masquerade ball - and Lord Lavi is hoping to catch a glimpse of her uncle, but who is the man in the butterfly mask?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Splitting Sky by sensitive touchdown reviews
AU: Dear diary, today I woke up next to a man, whom I had never seen before. :: KandaAllen & EveryoneAllen ::
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,687 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Nuclear Euphemisms by Schyzotypal X reviews
Gazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: One week ago, on March 11th, 1943, the godfors—honorable Admiral Marian Cross put them on this damned submarine. :Kanda/Allen/Lavi, CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Language of Flowers by Bookkbaby reviews
AU oneshot Yaoi LUCKY. Lavi's been receiving flowers and notes, but who could his mysterious admirer be? Done in honor of Valentine's Day.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Secrets and Smiles by Shunatsu reviews
Fai, a new teacher at the Horitsuba Gakuen, enjoys his days annoying the infamous Kurogane. By mutually influencing one another, both teachers found themselves dealing with unfamiliar feelings and Kurogane finds out the secrets behind the smiles. KuroFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,869 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Scold's Bridle by Akaisenora Ainoche reviews
The worlds prettiest Exorcist makes a deal with the Noah of pleasure. Yucky TyKan . YAOI. Lots of other warnings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Etwass Zartlich by Sora Ryuuzaki reviews
When Allen Walker transfers into the orchestra where Yuu Kanda happens to be first chair and sucks, what is our dignified concert master to do? Teach the newbie how to play, of course. Oneshot, Yullen, shounen-ai. T for safety.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Lovers to Never? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
We exist, we reincarnate by Chiyon Shi reviews
Because we exist, we live; because we live, we exist. This circle always ends with death, but like any circle, it starts again. They say an end is a start. These are seven stories of the reincarnated lives of Allen Walker and Kanda Yu. For Yullen Week.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Conspiracy Theory by Doctor Meowzie reviews
Timeskip!fic. In which Kagura's happiness is at stake, and she enlists the help of the only other person she can find. That person happened to be Okita. Currently being rewritten.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Okita S., Kagura
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
Promises to Keep by phoenixtears07 reviews
AU. There was something suspicious about the white haired teen that Kanda couldn't quite put his finger on. Yullen oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Flower and Willow World by Saya-Sama reviews
In the Flower and Willow world, one is allowed to love, but only if the person they love can pay the price for them. Sadly, Lavi can't pay that price. How does love bloom in the Flower and Willow world? LaviYuu, slight TykiKanda, AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,927 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Bakappuru by nyappy-tama reviews
AU/ Kanda certainly didn't ask to be kidnapped by Lavi and his new-age hippie van to go on a cross-country road trip. But when karma tells you to fall in love with a certain white-haired moyashi dragged along for the ride, what could go wrong? /Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,664 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When You Say It's Going To Be A Good Day, It Isn't by taoueriT reviews
Katsura cosplays as Kanda Yu. Shinpachi isn't amused.
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008
Welcome to StMartin's Orient by Ribbonrebel31 reviews
Aizen thinks that it's time for his espada to go on another vacation.It's Grimmjow's turn to choose and he wants to go to St Martin's Orient,now who knew that it was a nude beach?Much less a holiday, Ulquiorra sees this as a mission:Survive vacation! R&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,750 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Order in the Court! by Pollux Unbound reviews
And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Home is Where the Heart is by lhbaghead reviews
In the two months they have travelled, they haven't found Kanda's home yet, and Allen hasn't found the place to build him one. Secretly, though, Allen thinks his home is with Kanda. KandaAllen, fanfanfic
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
cuckoo cuckoo by Sowing Poppies reviews
allen/kanda. And after the war, nothing new begins.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Wily Haunting by lafoodoo reviews
naruto and the gang just happened to exchange scary stories one day in konoha high...when they found out that their own school is haunted by vengeful spirits, they must come and exorcise them bravely! . . .or be a wuss and scream worse than the ghost
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Me? by Chearie reviews
When Kagome and Sesshoumaru were little they always hated each other. But 15 years later when they meet again in Kagome's Mom's banquet, they find out that their engaged! So what happens when we throw Mr. Arrogant with our sweet Kagome? Let the fun begin!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,715 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
What The Sky Does by shilhouette68 reviews
Sitting in the dining room, at 3:43am, he found himself acting out of character. NO PAIRINGS.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Tobi Torture by Fullmidget Alchemist reviews
Fun times all around when the Akatsuki find new and exciting ways to torture everyone's favourite ninja Tobi! The end is nigh! Tobi's in Akatsuki now, Itachi's blind, Deidara's fanboying over Ishida from Bleach, and Kakuzu has...problems. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
High School for Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[COMPLETE] [DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi by TheWindAlchemist reviews
TOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all comments and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the full fanfic. ttyl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Results of overactive imagination by Shunatsu reviews
Sasuke fears the image of his overactive imagination of thick lips and buck teeth. What if it comes true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
If Ninjas Owned A Answering Machine by Chibibabygaara-onhiatus reviews
Just what the Title says. Some character's OOC but... it's funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Fame by drag0nslayer92 reviews
Inuyasha Takashi, a playboy is being forced to settle down. 25 girls are choosen to live at his mansion, at the end of the month he chooses one. Who will get Inu?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,097 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Broken Hearts by Jezzie Lynn reviews
Inuyasha is a cruel playboy. Kagome gave him a chance and they stay together. But Kagome gets raped and finds she's pregnant. Who is the father? And is someone trying to kill her and her friends? Complete!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Seasons by Soporific reviews
oneshot. Team 7. Vaguely SasuSaku. They say he is winter cold, harsh, unforgiving, sweeping over spring, summer and autumn. Naturally, if he is winter, they say she is summer. But he thinks otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hot Attraction by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
The tango. It's like sex on hardwood. Kagome takes dance lessons and her and her gorgeous instructor Sesshomaru find it to be one of their favorite dances. [AU SessKag: Completed] Revised and small mistakes corrected on 4/11/2013.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Teen Idiots in Action by Shunatsu reviews
Here is your chance to see Teen Idiots live in Action!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Idiots by Shunatsu reviews
What if the Titans are idiots and called themselves 'Teen Idiots? No offence to Teen Titans.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Code Name: Dark Angel by Jezzie Lynn reviews
Naraku kidnapped Sango and took the Shikon Jewel. Kagome, a crime fighter, must stop him. The only person she can team up with is exconvict Inuyasha. Is he willing to work with her or will past differences get in the way?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,714 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
From Hatred To Love by Neogirl reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome are worst enemies but that all changes when they have to share a room in spring break. See what happens when they start to have feelings for each other. InuxKag SanxMiro and a little of SessxRin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 116,497 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Enemies to Couples? by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke and Sakura sittin in a tree. First come's hate. Second comes love...? It all started with them being enemies. But then, God was kind and thus, love began to bloom...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chained to You by Moonchild0405 reviews
A mad fairy's scheme to melt the ice heart of Sesshoumaru, and poor Kagome is caught in the middle. Now she is chained to Sesshoumaru and the only thing that can break it is for the heart of ice to melt
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,987 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Passion of Aiori by TheItGurl reviews
Prince Zuko has captured a misfit girl from a water bending village. She becomes his personal servant, but the crew soon discovers her secrets! What will Zuko do now, can this new girl warrior bring out the good in him? REVIEW!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 37,287 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,321 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Dreaming of Reality reviews
Sasori has to decide which is real and which is just messing with his head, before it's too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Takoyaki reviews
Germany was devastated by his country's lost to Spain and will be having Paul for lunch with Holland. EDIT: Spain won. YAY. *shoots Paul*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Germany - Complete
Bad romance reviews
Shizaya - If Saika's form of love is cutting people, then Shizuo's form of love for Izaya must be beating him up, right? Title is not inspired by Lady Gaga's song, mind you.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Says the one who's amused reviews
AU In which Kanda cackles, Lavi screams like a wuss and Allen comments like a gay make-up artist. In a haunted house.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Snowflake reviews
AU They thought it was going to be an ordinary ski trip. But when Allen and Lenalee met their ski instructors, it went from fine to just too fine. Slight Yullen, LaviLena
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,688 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
New Obsession reviews
AU TyKan - What do you get when you put fangirls, a gay couple and a certain vampire movie together? A new obsession.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Rubik's Cube reviews
because it is fun, for Lavi and Allen. And as for Kanda, it is just plain stupid.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Night on his Birthday reviews
For Yullen week! 6. Night out - After a horror movie, they asked whether Allen had fears. "Nope." He answered. But little did Kanda know Allen actually had a fear. Happy birthday, Kanda!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Irreplaceable reviews
For Yullen week! Five drabbles themed 'Misunderstanding, Prank, Date, Games and Dolls'. The sixth theme is posted in a different fanfic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Us against the World reviews
Yullen - If we see the last day and they say we gotta go to war, I'll be fighting with you. So, you better not leave me.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Pocky reviews
Because pocky taste oh so delicious when shared. Drabble, Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Katsura ja nai, Kanda da! reviews
GintamaxDGM - 'It's not Katsura, it's KANDA'
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kanda Yuu - Complete
Kanda ja nai, Katsura da! reviews
DGMxGintama - "Its not Kanda, its KATSURA!"
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Katsura K./Zura - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
Yullen - 'Last Christmas I gave Yuu my heart. But the very next day, Yuu gave it away...'
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Bon odori Fireworks reviews
After the festival, they walked into a park full of sakura trees and did an unexpected thing. SASODEI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Things change reviews
Sasori is dead. Tobi is now his new partner. Deidara hates his life now. Great, just great. But wait, he saw someone he knew very well. In Suna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Deidara
12629 reviews
Naruto thought of a dare for Sasuke. As usual, the almighty Uchiha Sasuke accepted it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Long Lost Brothers reviews
Orochimaru and Voldemort are long lost brothers! LE GASP. How will the others react towards these gay looking brothers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
100 ways to know that you are obsessed with Avatar reviews
List of 100 ways to know that you are obsessed with Avatar! COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete