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Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, and Naruto.

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My Info

Name: See paragraph below, take your pick

Age: It's rude to ask a lady of her age

Height: 5 foot nothing (yes, i know i'm short)

Hair: Shoulder length, Tawny

Eye color: switches between hazel & green. i don't know why.

Nationality: Largely Irish and British with some German, Greek, and a little bit of Cherokee (Native American)

You may call me TenTen, LizLiz Zie-chan, or Dolphin (don't ask unless you know what Scarecrow and Dolphin means). I'd like to say I look like Natalie Portman, but I'm told I look like the brunette version of Sienna Guillroy. I'm a semi-normal (who wants to be fully normal, anyway?), energetic punk rocker/rebel/anime freak. I'm a big Star Wars & Harry Potter fan. I also like Wicked, X Men, and Calvan & Hobbes and Garfield comics.

Favorite Stuff

Favorite Artists (Currently), Switchfoot, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Linkin Park, the Killers, etc

Favorite Movies: Star Wars, Zoolander, Rent, Indiana Jones, Return of the Jedi, Addams Family Values, Revenge of the Sith, Ever After, Legally Blonde (1 & 2), Lord of the Rings (all 3), Miss Congeniality 2, The Sixth Sense, A Christmas Story, Empire Strikes Back, Napoleon Dynamite, She Gets What She Wants, Pirates of the Carribean

Favorite Books: Ella Enchanted, Things Not Seen, Tatooine Ghost, Harry Potter & the 1/2 Blood Prince, Mary Bloody Mary, Beware Princess Elizabeth, Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter & the Order of the Phionix, The Princess Diaries Series, Tuck Everlasting

Favorite Broadway Shows: Wicked, Rent, Les Miserables, Avenue Q, and Phantom of the Opera

Favorite Ships:

Star Wars

Han/Leia

Luke/Mara Jade

Harry Potter

Tonks/Lupin

Harry/Ginny

Lily/Remus

Naruto

TenTen/Neji

Sakura/Naruto (only in fan art though)

Kakashi/Iruka (this is only because of a roleplay a friend of mine and I did were we shouted "Scarecrow!" "Dolphin!" to each other in a Lee/Gai-sensei way)

Inheritace Trilogy (Eragon for you non-Riders)

Eragon/Nasuada (You know it's gonna happen)

Eragon/OC

Murtagh/OC (these two all depend on the skill of the writer for me to read them)

Lord of the Rings

Arwen/Aragorn

Chronicals of Narnia

Lucy/Mr. Tumnus

Favorite Quotes: Feliz Navi-blah! I don't know if that means anything to you, but in America, it means Merry Christmas in Mexican!" ~Randy Hicky, My Name Is Earl

"It's a lot like a trip to the beach, only the sharks have guns and they're all yelling at you in a fish language you don't understand." ~Earl Hicky, My Name Is Earl, when asked what it was like fighting in Iraq.

Comercial Announcer: "You can load Captain Solo!" Me: "But I LOVE Captian Solo!" ~Me watching a commercial 4 Star Warz Legos

"Thank you, God, that we can burp, because, what if we were dead?" ~My youth leader, Julie, after my friend, Wesley, burped in the middle of the prayer.

"She's safe, just like I promised. She gets to marry the comador, just like she promsed, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we are all men of our words, except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman." ~Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

Me: "Twinky, you're breking my heart! your going down a path I can't follow!" Brynna: "Down to the dirt?" Me: "No, down my windpipe." ~Me & my friend Brynna when I was choking on a Twinky

"poke poke poke DIE!" ~My friend Savannah trying to do Neji's Gentle Fist attack

"Hasbro and Nintendo ain't got nothing on me!" ~Gunnery Sergeant Erwin (my ROTC teacher) talking about the "fun" games he could come up with for PT (physical training) days

"Do we have to bring presents to the Marine Corps Ball?" ~one of the students in my ROTC class to Gunnery Sergeant Erwin

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After School Special by nochick-fics reviews
Principal Roy Mustang finds himself strangely drawn to the school's newest student, a quiet social outcast with a metal arm and leg...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,074 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
ERAGON HAS BEEN KILLED by Dusk Lullaby reviews
got your attention yet?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Valley by DarkXVulcanJediKnightofEregion reviews
There is a menace that threatens the peace of the newly formed Republic and only our favorite archeologist can help stop the threat that comes from the Lost Valley. crossover with Indiana Jones.
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,858 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Han S.
For the Mission by Wings-of-the-Blood-Angel reviews
Given a mission by his superiors, Roy takes a heightsensitive blonde on a mission. Undercover as Roy's wife, how long will it take and how long will the tension build before they fall into a sexual trap in one another? !YAOI! Roy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Memoria by Cashmeritan reviews
/Royai Holidays Fic.\ Roy's family has invited him to celebrate the holidays at his childhood home! Roy drags Riza along as emotional protection, but who knew they'd end up feigning an engagement? It all began with one little lie... CHAPTER 5 UP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Occupation: Alphonse Elric by Spirix reviews
Al searches for his future job destiny but no matter what he picks, it leads back to him finding more than he ever wanted to know about his big brother... and his preferences in the office place. EdRoy twosome, threesome, foursome, AWESOME... sorry XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Mustang Gets What Mustang Wants by Punk Alchemist reviews
Roy Mustang: Sexiest Member of the Military. He should be able to get any girl, right? Wrong. Hilarity ensues as he tries to win the heart of Riza Hawkeye. RoyXRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Write to Edward Elric by Eat My Metal Fist reviews
Write to the Fullmetal Alchemist and he'll repsond!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward E.
Shiver by ChristieGordon reviews
Yaoi, EdxRoy. Lemons, Limes. When Roy invites Ed out for a drink afer work, Ed willingly agrees, hoping to start something between them. But, after Ed confesses his feelings, Roy lures him into a dangerous agreement, forcing Ed to play master and servent
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,487 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Black Rose, Red Thorn by Black Confession reviews
MurtaghXoc I cannot change who I am,' she said, her lips mere inches from his. 'Embrace me for who I am, not who I pretend to be. I've danced with death, have you? Care to dance again? Tell me....'
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007
Greenwing by Lady-Mystique reviews
What happens when Murtagh meets someone who may not only match, but outdo his whit and sarcasm? And what will Eragon do when he needs someone to lean on? Lets find out, shall we? May be slightly ooc. MurtaghxOC, EragonxOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007
Sincerely, I Hate You by Spirix reviews
It's because I'm not one of your pretty bimbos isn't it? Ed and Roy are forced to carry out an argument with letters due to Ed needing to go on a mission. ...Ed x Roy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Star Wars Sitcom by madeye reviews
AU fic that follows Anakin and Padme's family life with the twins, and Yoda and Obi Wan. UPDATE: The show has been picked up for a third season.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005
The Car Trouble Chronicles by Blaze Alchemist reviews
They never had much luck with cars but they always made the best of it. ROYAI One-shots
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
FW: Fill out this silly survey11 by squelchything reviews
You've all seen those email forwards that do the rounds. What if they happen in the GFFA as well? All 15 now up!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
One Sentence Drabbles by Spirix reviews
Something silly involving food, angst, breasts, kittens, zombies and naked colonels. Each chapter is it's own story. Various Pairings. Ch 50: Phase Five
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
One Wing by AdventureAddict reviews
Poems written from the point of view of the FMA characters. Try to guess the character before the poem is done! Some may be angsty, some may be funny, depending on the character and my mood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Copyright by celticfox reviews
This is me. Making fun of Eragon. Now even more annoying: I put myself in the story! Flames are welcomed. Please, feel free to flame. I will laugh at you.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007
Dear Diary by Etheara reviews
Crack and complete OOC-ness. Also some hints of Tobi luv. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Obito U.
A Father's Love by x Rajah x reviews
UPDATED! Chap 29: Leia and Han learn the truth! Post ROTJ AU. The Chosen One, struggling through the trials of redemption, is granted the chance to show his daughter his true self. Can Anakin save himself and his daughter from the darkness?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,004 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Leia O.
Automail by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
A look at some of the problems that could be caused by automail, and whether it's worth the pain of having it installed. A little bit of brotherly fluff at the end. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
The Love and Hate Game by Marka.Carbondale reviews
[RoyEd] My very own collection of RoyEd drabbles. Fluff, angst, humor, anything!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Meet The Parents by Emerald Leviney reviews
Riza has a small problem, and Roy is determined to help her whether she likes it or not. RoyxRiza, slight fluff towards the end and rating may change epilogue now up! COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Penetration by nochick-fics reviews
Roy is trying to stick it in, but Ed keeps fidgeting!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Countdown to Christmas by Lady Moon-Chan reviews
25 oneshots. Various pairings. All Christmas related. Ho ho ho. Rating to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/15/2007
A Very Sinful Christmas To All by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
X No pairings, just stupidity X All of the seven Homunculi have written letters to dear Saint Nick, each one expressing how much they want this Christmas to be a... special one. Updated each day until Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Journal of First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye by lthawkeye91 reviews
The Fuhrer wants the soldiers to start writing in journals to enhance communication. What does Hawkeye write? Some Royai. Yay! Royai makes to world go round. Rating for some bad words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Riza Hawkeye: The Flame's Flame by Bunun224 reviews
A slightly perverted love story guarunteed to make you say both Eww! and Aww! Or at least think them...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
The Many, Awkward Adventures of Neji and Tenten by 4give4get reviews
Neji is in love with Tenten, can she come to love him back? And when she does, how far will she go to have him? Apparently, not very far....Humor and randomness! NejiTen, slight InoShika, NaruHina, SakuLee. LAST CHAPTER POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,697 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Flame Vs Flame by LezBCatholic reviews
Roy has an accident and becomes afraid of fire...what happens when the FLAME alchemist is afraid of fire? Will Riza help him? Royai rated M for lemons and some strong lanuguage hehe
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Welcome to Chatroom NINJA by Hyper Alchemist reviews
This is just another random naruto ChatFic that i'm doing duing my free time at school.... and it's not only my first ChatFic... its My first FanFic! so congrats to me!Comment plz!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2007
Oh, the Summertime by evidently-emily reviews
[Sequel.] Catch the group for another story filled with drama, love, heartbreak, and friendship. Will there finally be some answers? [NaruHina. SasuSaku. NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,042 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Magic by Monsoon Kisses reviews
Bella graduates, and Edward has a surprise waiting for her: He's taking her to Disney World! See what happens when the rest of the Cullens come along, and they discover Emmetts secret obsession with Cinderella, and many other embarrassing family secrets!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Angela's gift by Given-Inside reviews
Summary: Everything was perfect until Angela decided to reward Eragon and Saphira with a precious gift. Perlude to the Dragonheart Series. After several long months of work, A.G is finally finished!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 222,517 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making by evidently-emily reviews
Theres drama in every high school, and that applies to Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, TenTen, and Hinata's school. How will pregnancy, unveiling of pasts and lies effect the group? Can they make it? Slightly OC & new charries. NejiTen. SasuSaku. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Vampires Should Use Sunscreen by Kirbiness reviews
The Cullen's rent a private island off the coast of California for the Summer, and they take Bella with them. Find out what happens to the Cullens when they don't use UV Ray protection. Rated T to be safe. CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Harry Potter and the Legend of the Shinobi by Melantha A reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Team 7 is given a mission to protect a fifteen year old boy in England but the hardest part of the assignment is to survive school... [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,687 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Case of the Potter Blues by Sweet or Sour reviews
It’s a new school year, and a new chance for James to agitate Lily. Will he drive her over the edge? Will James Potter drive Lily Evans to certifiable insanity?Note: rated T for safety. I’m not sure what I’ll do later, and I want to leave my options open.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sibling Switch by nightwinde reviews
One morning, Luke wakes up to find himself in Leia's body, and Leia finds herself in Luke's! Unfortunately, each has something important planned on that day. Can the twins last through the day without making complete fools of each other?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Leia O., Luke S.
Vacation's Where I Wanna Be by x Rajah x reviews
COMPLETE!When Anakin and Padme take their four year old twins and their two close friends, ObiWan and Yoda on vacation, they don't realize what exactly they are diving into. Chapter 14: It's the end of the vacation... but there's still craziness in store!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A slave and a Jedi by UniqueCaptainPeroxide reviews
Padmé is a slave on Tatoonie, her life is empty until she meets two Jedi, ObiWan and Anakin. But what happens when Padmé and Anakin fall in love? Will the order and Padmé's master keep them apart?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Know Your Stars: Eragon Style by Claire Chase reviews
Title says it all! Written by Cornelia Claire Chase & Peterthy
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
How to Make Murtagh Crazier by alsdssg reviews
Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Darth Vader and his Computer by Serra Tachi reviews
Total randomness. Darth Vader gets a Windows XP. Read how he learns about AOL, instant messaging, myspace, websites and more.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
The User's Guide and Manual to Anakin Skywalker by Evey1812 reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of an ANAKIN Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
When Eyes are closed by PandaPi reviews
Ben is having dreams and they are confusing beyond belief. Luke is dreaming of his past, and mara wants some. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Love At Its Best by LeiaSolo89 reviews
HanLeia. My first official fic! Please read and review! chap. 3 is up
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Han S., Leia O.
Facing Inner Demons by MadisonMadineJK reviews
Mara decides to complete her training at Yavin IV's Academy, to Luke's surprise. Set before 'Specter of the Past'.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,336 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Email Escapade by Angel Press reviews
3.you know those chain mail questionares? They just hit the SW galaxy. Different person in each chap.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Shattered Defences by Micki Skye reviews
Leia is in love with Han Solo, but something keeps her from admitting it. Her past catches up to her when she finally lets him in.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
Tumbling Down by Springfall reviews
When Lucy's happiness is compromised for Narnia's well being, she must choose between what is right for her people and what is right for her own heart. An AU Lucy and Tumnus romance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,113 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Where is My Wash? : Sequel to Where is the Wash by jackyyy17 reviews
Luke and Mara are still fighting over the wash. Will one of them ever win?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
ObiWan's What? by dothechickendance reviews
Anakin is sittin in his room talking to hi droid C3PO about how he found out his master ObiWan is gay.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Nightmare Wedding by SylvanDryad reviews
We all know Luke and Mara's wedding was perfect, but what if it wasn't? Reviews welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2002
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Q and A: Inheritance Style! reviews
One of those reader interaction question and answer fics. Find out what makes our cannon characters tick! Read and review with your questions! Details inside.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
Anger Management reviews
What do Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, and Ino have in common? Not much, but we're putting them in anger management class together anyway! How long will it take for someone to crack? Will they even survive! Read and Review to find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Alagaesian Computers reviews
Oh no! People in Alagaesia have discovered the Interenet! How long will it take for them to mess it up? Read and Review. Flames will be ignored, but constructive critisism is always welcome. Rating for language in later chapters
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Things I Will Not Do in Alagaesia reviews
Thses are 63 things i promise though with some giggling to never do in Alagaesia. Written during Earth Scince. R & R
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
One Big Dysfunctional, I mean Happy, Family reviews
Sequal to Luke's Bedtime Story, but you can read this alone. Luke's story may be over, but the nightmare is just beginning! What happens when little Anakin Solo comes home? Chaos. Time outs. And worst, Han's cooking! Chapter 14 Up! NO FLAMES!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Han S., Leia O.
Durza reviews
Written in Eragon's POV during the big duel with Durza at the end of Eragon. Was a school assignment. Reviews are welcome, but flames will be ignored. I don't mind constructive critisism though.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Bothering Vader reviews
Ariadne, my character, is a soldier on Vader's ship and hates her job and her boss. So when she and her friend Wes decide that Vader needs a little payback, things might get a little crazy... ESB SemiAU towards the end CHAPTER 9 UP!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Darth Vader
Obi Wan's Diary reviews
Care to take a peek? C'mon... you konw you want to! Find out the great Jedi Master's thoughts about his padawon, the hot day care lady, and life in general.Warning: Pure Randomness! TPM timeframe, rating just to be safe. Chapter 12 up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
FW: You've Got Mail reviews
You know those stupid chain mail quizzes. Well, somehow they've reached Hogwarts and the Wizarding World. Who knows where that might end up! Rating just to be safe. Chapter 5 up! Read and Review, NO FLAMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
Yoda's House Party reviews
AU Our little green friend is feeling bored and lonely. But does he have what it takes to throw a wild house party? Oneshot, kinda shor, but good.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Yoda - Complete
Luke's Bedtime Story reviews
10 years after RotJ: While Leia's giving birth to Anakin, Luke & Mara babysit Jaina & Jacen. Luke tells them a bedtime story that may not be such a fantasy. NOW COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Padme's Song reviews
Darth Vader's thoughts about Padme. Parody of Amy's Song by Switchfoot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete