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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
-COMPLETE- Oliver Wood just can’t believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why.... Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Curse Of The Ever Changing Plots by dress without sleeves reviews
This is me. Making fun of you. All of you. And your fics. And possibly some of my fics. No one gets off. HarryGinny is slaughtered, HarryHermione is ridiculed, RonHermione is destroyed. YodaDobby, however, is condoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,963 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/31/2005
The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cheek Flibble by twadrummer reviews
A sunny day...James Potter, Lily Evans, and the results of a Quidditch toy and cheek abuse. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Correspondence by dress without sleeves reviews
MWPP era. The seventh year Gryffindors write one another during the summer, with conspiracies, owls named after genital diseases, bizarre acronyms, and...love? And just what DO the professors do when there are no students to monitor them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,042 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
The Birthday Wish by EmeraldEyez1728 reviews
James Potter thinks that muggles have the stupidest traditions in the world. and that is why he celebrates them. cute, short LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Foot Phobia by keykeeper11 reviews
Lily Evans hates feet. Especially James Potter's feet. Contains footwhacking and pink socks. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potatoes by charmingly-holly reviews
Silly little alldialogue drabble. Ron and Hermione. Dinner. Potatoes. If I told you any more, it'd be pointless for you to read it. Rated T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
From Evans to Potter by dress without sleeves reviews
Silly, all dialogue piece. Lily and James get engaged.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Spellotape My Heart by Aelotia reviews
A bit of Spellotape can fix anything. LJ ONESHOT Lovliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Vanilla Lip Balm by The Big Dance reviews
Lily has something that James really wants to have. So she hides it in the Hogwarts Castle and asks James to find it. However, the reward turns out to be much better than she expected. LJ 7th Year ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
You Used To Be Crazy Like That by Beatrix Bloxam reviews
You took your coat off, and stood in the rain... you were always crazy like that." James changes for Lily, but changes like that can never be good. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Big Bad Draco Malfoy by Dagonett reviews
AU Post-Hogwarts DG: When Draco’s wife drags him into visiting his in-laws and their two-year-old daughter; he inadvertently plays the role of a speech-teacher, with disastrous consequences. Short little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Source by Luckyducky7 reviews
[COMPLETE] The Source: A Mysterious person at Hogwarts who sells other people's secrets for money. When Draco stumbles upon this person, he is both fascinated and annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,339 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hero Gets The Girl by She's a Star reviews
‘You’re probably repulsed by now. Well, too bad. Deal with it. I didn’t ask to fall for you. You can't fight fate, you know.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.