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Joined 02-14-06, id: 990610, Profile Updated: 08-17-12
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Batman the Animated Series, Danny Phantom, Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Person of Interest, and Psych.

I have disabled anonymous reviews. I apologize to any of my fans who do not have accounts here, but it was a necessary measure.


This page is under construction.

(And between you and me, I don't think it'll ever be done. ;))

Name: Danielle

Religion: Christian

Location: I move between Narnia, Middle-Earth, Hogwarts, Dakota (the city and home of Static, not the two most boring states in the Union) New York City (home of Spiderman) and Gotham, making brief stops in what some call "the real world."

Interests: Writing, reading, music, writing, superheroes, friends, politics

Favorite Books: Thr3e, Saint, the Circle Trilogy, Showdown and Blink by Ted Dekker, all seven Harry Potter books, almost anything by Frank Peretti, the Ultimate Spiderman comic books, almost anything X-Men, anything by Lynn Austin, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Chronicles of Narnia and Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, the Shiloh Legacy series by Bodie Thoene, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak and probably more that I've forgotten.

Favorite Movies: WALL-E, Up, Bolt, Monsters vs. Aliens, The Dark Knight, all three X-Men and Spiderman movies, Batman Begins, Sweet Home Alabama, Cars, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Shrek 1, Shrek 2, all three Lord of the Rings, Monsters Inc., all three Toy Story (the last one made me cry)and more, I'm sure. Cartoons rock.

Favorite Bands: The Afters, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Goo Goo Dolls, Relient K, Pillar, All-American Rejects, Simple Plan, The Showdown, Stellar Kart, Jars of Clay, Delerious?, Rob Thomas, DC Talk, TobyMac, Coldplay, The Fray, Skillet, Family Force 5, Johnny Cash, Anberlin, The Hush Sound, Jewel, Thousand Foot Krutch, FM Static, Rich Mullins, Vitamin String Quartet and more.

Favorite TV Shows: Parenthood, Outsourced, Burn Notice, Static Shock, White Collar, Fairly OddParents, Phineas and Ferb, Recess, SpongeBob SquarePants, Psych, In Plain Sight, Monk and an assortment of other shows I watch when there's nothing better on.


A Note on Personal Attacks

You have every right to dislike my stories. However, I will not tolerate attacks on my faith, gender, or any other aspect of my identity. If you descend to such depths, know that you will be blocked. From now on, I will send you one message asking you to stop, and if you choose not to, you will be blocked. Thank you.


Fan Art!

Phantom Psych Out: Shawn, Gus and Danny shaw_gus_and_danny_fly_by_aryasmagic-d35o8k1.png by cartooncrazy987

I love fan art! Partly because I can't draw, and partly because...well...do I need a reason? So if my fanfics inspire you to draw (not that they're THAT inspiring) send me a link and I'll post it here!


My Hogwarts House

The Sorting Hat says I'm a Ravenclaw!

Scores:

Ravenclaw: 98
Slytherin: 79
Gryffindor: 71
Hufflepuff: 69


As you can probably see, I love almost anything that has to do with superheroes. The only superhero movie I've seen that I didn't like was Superman Returns because I never liked Superman to begin with. Superman is a joke. Seriously, he's a virtually invincible man in Spandex and everyone loves him? And do you honestly expect me to believe that simply putting on a pair of glasses and combing his hair over his forehead keeps people from figuring out that Clark Kent is really Superman?

Sorry to rant. Again, I love pretty much anything that has to do with superheroes--provided the superheroes are interesting and have a human dimension to them and the movie/comic book/novel/fanfic about the hero is well-done.

A Superhero-loving Nerd's Perspective...

Being a serial killer isn't a line of work I would endorse, but if you insist upon taking that career path, I would recommend being a serial killer in a comic book universe, preferably Spiderman's. Why? Because if you're a serial killer in our world, you are despised, weak, and at the mercy of our criminal justice system which is incredibly biased against mass-murderers. But in a comic book universe, you are strong and probably have superpowers and a good-sized fanbase in our world. (Again, I would recommend Spiderman's universe. Carnage has powers that put any other supervillain's powers to shame. If you started there, I'm sure he would give you a few pointers. Best of all, you'd have at least a few people in our world who liked you.)

Do you see yourself as more of a playful yet cynical psychopath? Batman's universe is the one for you. Break all the rules you want, devise the most sadistic schemes to get under Batman's skin--and then, once he gets there, abandon the original plan and go with a completely different one. The Joker will be proud. Just don't expect to be portrayed by Heath Ledger in the movie version. That ship has sailed. (SOB!)

Quotes:

"Well, sometimes you dig a little deeper and there's a third layer that's exactly the same as the first. Like pie." Billy/ Dr. Horrible

"I reprogrammed the TV! We only get three channels now: on, off, and BATMAN!" My brother

"The problem with trying to make yourself stupider than you actually are is that you most often succeed." C.S. Lewis

"Nothing is easier than sinning." Martin Luther

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." Kurt Cobain

"Fear is where there is no love. Love is where there is no fear." Axl Rose

"All right, DIRT! You win, DIRT!" Adrian Monk, surrounded by dirt

"Oh no...if I were to kill someone, this is exactly how I'd do it! With cleaning supplies!!" Adrian Monk at a crime scene

"Okay, let me tell you a story. When I was a kid, I wanted a new bicycle. But wouldn't you know it, my parents got me a baseball glove. So you know what I did? I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle. And I rode it to school. Every day. True story." Penny's agent from the movie Bolt

"We found prints."
"Was he in a little red Corvette?"
"Under the cherry moon?" Detectives Carlton Lassiter, Sean Spencer and Berton "Gus" Guster

"Would I rather be feared or loved? I would have to say...both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Michael Scott

"I've never hunted vampires. I have hunted werewolves, though. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog." Dwight Shrute

"Technically, penguins don't have any legs, just feet." My sister

"Why do you want to take me to Disney World, Sam?"
"Because it's a magical kingdom with lots of witnesses and great security!" Madeline Westen and Sam Axe from Burn Notice

"Well, if you hadn't been such a butthead, karma wouldn't be crapping in your cereal!" My mom

Pairings I Like:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Draco/Asteria

Draco/Hermione

Lupin/Tonks

Theo/Millicent (I came up with this one)

Tom/OC (if it's well done and the OC is female)

Umbridge/Avada Kedavra

Virgil/Daisy

Richie/Frieda, Shenice or any well-written OC

Hotstreak/Talon

Pairings I Hate:

Harry/Hermione

Any slash, but especially...

Harry/Draco (friendship fics are okay, though)

Voldemort/Harry (EEEEWWWWWW!!)

Any teacher/student (unless time travel)

Ron/Pansy (unless Pansy has a personality transplant)

Any incest (cousins count too)

Edward/Bella

Virgil/Richie (they're friends, people)


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Fire & Ice by PlonkerOnDaLoose reviews
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice ... But what does it matter how it happens? Ginny Weasley burns for revenge and Tom Riddle is frozen in time. When two forces of nature collide, destruction is assured.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
The Whole Truth by lilyqueen777 reviews
You really think you know the whole truth of Severus Snape. Think again! 100 things Severus Snape never said out loud but thought of. Please r&r! Spoilers to all seven books!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
El Blog de Hogwarts by HpFreakGirl reviews
Dumbledore creó un blog. Pensamientos de Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape, y hasta Voldemort! Moderadamente AU. Traducción.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 47,918 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009
iPod Challenge by FHGVZEhyde reviews
Ten drabbles on my favorite pyro. Completed!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hotstreak - Complete
Sealed Fate by The Nerdfighter reviews
Danny Fenton has always played superhero. But what kind of hero can't even save his loved ones? Now, Danny has called it quits, starting over in Madison, Wisconsin. But when our hero finds himself in Jump City, will he step up to play? CHAPTER 6 EDITED!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,912 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Home by Kagome51 reviews
Pre PP. If you died and were given a second chance, would you take it? Danny did. But returning is hard, especially when you've lost your humanity. There is only one way Danny can get his humanity back...love. D/S *Warning character death*...obviously...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,973 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Shattered Rainbow by TuxRug reviews
Rainbow is devastated to learn that despite her best performance yet, she didn't pass the Wonderbolt tryouts. Incredibly distraught, she makes the worst decision any pony could. She survives, and learns more about friendship than she ever expected.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog Trad Fr by Astrianne reviews
Traduction d'une fic de TwiLyght Sans Sparkles : Dumbledore a crée un blog. Lisez les pensées de Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape et même Voldemort! AU modéré.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Four Things Scorpius Malfoy Was Afraid Of by makoshark reviews
Four Things Scorpius Malfoy Was Afraid Of and One Fear He Overcame
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
Death Eater Christmas Carols by XXsKelEtOrXX reviews
Big bad scary people like the Death Eaters wouldn't be caught dead singing regular Christmas songs. Rated T for general grossness. I might upload new songs if I get positive feedback. Reviews are my Chocolate Frogs!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
The Truth of the Matter by BirdG reviews
What is a nice girl like Asteria Greengrass doing with the likes of Draco Malfoy? Their relationship as seen by others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Astoria's Guide to Slytherin Guys by OurLoveIsForever reviews
"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
SpiderMan's Blog by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has decided to jump on the internet bandwagon and start blogging. Hell, if Johnny Storm started doing it, then why can't he? Enjoy his recaps of exciting and notsoexciting events, from saving the world to life in general.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 45,500 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
hallelujah by escapedreality reviews
He didn't sign up for this. He wasn't made for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4188 - Favs: 6,069 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Wolfsbane by svenjack reviews
Remus' first night under Wolfsbane potion
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by kkann reviews
What? You thought that 'accident' was painless and easy?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
How to annoy Lord Voldiekins 101 by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Voldemort, Voldemort
Season 1 Haiku by Donteatacowman reviews
Creative title, huh? Every episode of DP from the first season, each one a stanza of haiku.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jokes by ArchaicLover reviews
Two quick poems on the Joker's and Batman's perspectives on Gotham.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Gift by Burenda reviews
Christmas was supposed to be the only time he could ever catch a break. Then Vlad had to go and give him a stupid Christmas gift.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Sunlight by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She was the sunlight and he was the darkness. Astoria/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Velocity by Just Another Tree Hugger reviews
A new heroine speeds into Dakota. The yellow clad hero competes with Static, flirts with Richie, and manages to get into some trouble with the local meta-humans.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,330 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Richie/Gear - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by FHGVZEhyde reviews
Static is reminded that Hotstreak is only human. Not slash. Completed!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hotstreak, Virgil/Static - Complete
The Slaying of the Sun by Dullard reviews
The clown prince of crime has decided to treat his little harlequin to a 'romantic' night on the town. Before they get to painting Gotham red with blood, they witness the tragic fall of the lovely sun, and the triumphant rise of the pale, cackling moon.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Phantasm: A Ghost Story by Donteatacowman reviews
He WAS Danny Fenton, he had to be, no one could fake the way he was gripping his friends as if they were his only connection to life itself or the way his expression was just so DANNY even when he was terrified out of his mind...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Now You See Me, Now You Don't by FHGVZEhyde reviews
A horrible accident one night leaves Hotstreak dead and Dakota moves on, until Static finds out things aren’t always as they appear. It’s a race against time to mend the doings of an invisible foe and save someone who’s already gone.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,443 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Hotstreak
DH Alternate Ending – Potters’ “Granddads” by Veela-Lily reviews
One more funny variant how Voldemort could be defeated... The idea comes from TwiLyght's "Alternate Endings"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Don't Ask Me by ProjectManhattan reviews
Shawn and Gus decide to take a vacation to Miami under Shawn's somewhat suspect motive of saving Lassiter from an assassin. While in the sunny Florida town, however, our pseudo-detectives run afoul of some very colorful characters. Burn Notice crossover.
Crossover - Psych & Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shawn S.
The Sorting Hat's Fun by Cafire reviews
The Sorting Hat likes to toy with fragile eleven year old's minds. What happens when our favourite characters are sorted. Look at my profile for a link for a trailer. Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bellatrix L.
Talent Show by Nonimus reviews
Richie sings an interesting Christmas carol for the talent show.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Slowly Breaking Through by msllamalover reviews
Five times Alice Longbottom almost remembered.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice L. - Complete
The Inside Job by LoireLoa reviews
A little insight into Draco Malfoy's thoughts. Why did he change his mind about Voldemort anyway? Replace My Life universe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Like a Lethifold by Expecting Rain reviews
Luna's stay at Malfoy Manor and after. Featuring Bellatrix Lestrange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Luna L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Life You Saw by msllamalover reviews
Cedric sees the life he should have had in the green light that flies towards him. Set in the few seconds before Cedric died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Cedric D., Cho C. - Complete
Let it Snow by MyAibou reviews
It's Danny's and Sam's first holiday as a couple, and he wants to find the perfect gift for her. Oneshot DxS fluff, for GhostDragon02.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Remus Lupin the Cliche Slayer by miss-blanche reviews
Remus Lupin wakes up one morning to the frightening reality that is OOC Characters and cliché plotlines. As craziness ensues, he must find a way to set everything right at Hogwarts. A marauder parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Destined to Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
The last thing they remember is fighting with each other during the war, how the hell did they end up years into the future? And why exactly are they here? And why are they married? And what about a prophecy and a curse? Is it real? DRAMIONE Fluffiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Questionnaire by books4evah reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Strangers on a Train by Jen K reviews
Based on Spider-man 2. The people on the train Spider-man saved meet him at different points as Peter Parker. Will they recognize him?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,577 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
It's Lord Voldemort's blog, complete with comments from his most loyal Death Eaters. Voldy dispenses advice on everything from germ prevention to murder methods to shoes to Power Rangers... but is he posting too much personal info online?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Voldemort
I by Elvenstar Imrahil reviews
Started the first chapter before going to see SpiderMan 3. Movieverse. POV changes with chapter, but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out who it is. Minor spoilers in Chapters 2, 3. R&R, please, just mind your language. Chapter 4 is up!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
I Will by Retse reviews
As a last resort, Harry is sent back in time to kill an 8yr old Riddle but, despite what Voldemort has done to him, he cannot bring himself to murder an innocent child. Instead, he does the only thing he can. He adopts Riddle and raises him as his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 4,638 - Follows: 355 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
And The World Will Know by Brooklynnx reviews
Movieverse. Coauthored by Liliaeth. One glimpse was all it took one moment of being caught on tape and Peter's life would never be the same.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Three second summaries by Ilovepi reviews
Quick summaries of the books. Obviously, spoiler warnings for all. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Albus, Severus and Tom by Red The Animator reviews
After the strange disappearance of Dumbledore, Snape and Voldemort, three new eleven year olds who can’t remember who they are arrive at Hogwarts. Coincidence? Probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Back From the Dead by SlytherinsScribe reviews
It's seven years after the war, and all the people that Voldemort and his inner circle killed are coming back to life. This story generally follows Lily and James Potter as they try to find Harry. See what happens...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,953 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Naming Scorpius by Ramzes reviews
Astoria Malfoy wakes up to two news. The good one? She has a son! The bad one? Her husband has already named him - without asking her what SHE thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
150 Reasons Why My Life Stinks by Remus Lupin by Ilovepi reviews
Remus explains what is quite so awful about his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Bellatrix saves the day by Peanuckle reviews
A short oneshot for evil people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Words As A Weapon II by Brooklynnx reviews
After learning SpiderMan's biggest secret, Daily Bugle reporter Jillian Finch tries to better understand Peter Parker. But befriending SpiderMan brings trouble, danger, and hell into Jillian's life.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,902 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Always a Step Behind by Brunette Inc reviews
[one shot] Just because I don't find anything fascinating about Newton's Third Law doesn't mean I don't have feelings, or a brain. Well, maybe I'm not that bright, but I have a heart.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
The Burden, The Gift by Brooklynnx reviews
A short poem about how SpiderMan views the burden and the gift he was given
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Compromise by fragilestrength reviews
Mary Jane's thoughts on Peter and how they always seemed to be playing tag with their affections througout the first and second movies. m.jw/pp
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Mary Jane W., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Words As A Weapon by Brooklynnx reviews
All Jillian wanted was to be a reporter. When she tricks SpiderMan into interview after interview, she gets a job at The Daily Bugle. But with superheroes angry and Jillian faking crimes, who knows what danger will emerge...for SpiderMan and herself.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,961 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Doubts by DerekShepherd reviews
MJ reflects on the spins her life has taken while deciding to come in. ONESHOT. SM3 movieverse, MJHarry Osborn undertones
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Perfect by DerekShepherd reviews
Moviebased SM3 fic. MJ felt the guilt after kissing Harry.. And something else. Without Harry's father to break them apart, will their relationship survive? What about Peter? Was it ever perfect? MJ/HO love
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Thanks For The Memories by Brooklynnx reviews
SpiderMan has amnesia and can't remember a thing. The Sinister Six are still at large and the only hope has memory loss. With the help of the Black Cat, Fantastic Four and SHIELD the city's only chance is for him to remember...but will anything work?END!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Peace by GalitMirav reviews
Spiderman 3 movieverse. Harry's father awaits him in the afterlife.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Stay by Angel of Music lover reviews
SPOILERS FOR SPIDERMAN 3 Mary Jane didn't know what to do... what was right? Just my interpretation of what MJ and Harry might have done during their time alone while Peter fought Venom Not Mary JaneHarry
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
DANNY PHANTOM Owner's Manual by Nobody Famous reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own DANNY PHANTOM unit! To have your HALFGHOST HERO up and running at maximum efficiency, please read the following instructions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
When They Know the Truth by cellorocksmyworld reviews
What will Peter's life be like when his identity is revealed? Moderately AU. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Obliviate by Laora reviews
It's the final battle, and Harry and Voldemort are duking it out to the death. Then, Harry casts the last spell anyone expects to hear on a battlefield...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Always Thinks Twice by VincentM reviews
Maggie is not an idiot.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Draco's War by LadyLilyMalfoy reviews
Things going through the mind of Draco Malfoy after the incedent in the Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Draco M.
HalfBlood Prince For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Don't have the heart to read your kindergarten students Harry Potter and The HalfBlood Prince? Well then, just read them this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Wizard of Her Own by ChelleyBean reviews
When Harry met Hedwig
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2002
To be Hufflepuff by Ciircee reviews
The First Year Hufflepuffs learn what it really means to be sorted into Hufflepuff House. Borrows from Arabella's 'Before the Beginning'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2002
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We're Finch's Family reviews
An extremely cracky crackfic, sung to the tune of "The Addams Family." Contains spoilers for "The Devil's Share."
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013
What Really Happened on Christmas and Easter reviews
The Doctor says he knows what happened. He is lying.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Worthless reviews
He owns you. What happened to Draco after Potter escaped Malfoy Manor. Takes place during Defiance and True Colors, but is canon compliant. Rated for torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Please Don't Call Me Puddin reviews
What should I call you then?" Bruce considered that. "What's the opposite of pudding?" he asked. "Crabcakes?" Harley frowned, then looked up at Bruce with a shy smile. "Yeah, not crabcakes. I'll think of something else."
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harley Q., Bruce W.
The Hogwarts Blog II reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
PS: I Hate You reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
Duck and Cover reviews
President Snow never thought something so amusing would be the end of him.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Pres. Snow - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
President Snow is a horrible human being. What would a day in his life look like? Moreover, what would his LAST day look like? Someone in District Twelve knows the answer...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Pres. Snow
I Will Survive reviews
A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rodolphus L., Draco M.
True Colors Deleted Scenes reviews
All the scenes that didn't make the final cut. Oneshots follow all characters, in all genres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.
True Colors reviews
Asteria drilled him with a stare. "Either he's in or he's out, Neville. If we want Malfoy as our ally, we'll have to treat him like one." Slight AU. Companion piece to Defiance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
The Marauder Notebooks reviews
When James Potter and Sirius Black discover a secret notebook that allows Slytherins to communicate, all hell breaks loose. A Marauder Era Blog-type story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011
Phantom Psych Out reviews
A ghost hybrid, a psychic detective, a ghost hunter's conference in Santa Barbara, and a teensy little murder investigation with Danny as the suspect. What can possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Power of the Press reviews
Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008
Starlight reviews
An unwelcome intruder on a summer vacation sets off a series of strange events for the Malfoy and Longbottom families. NextGen. Slight AU from DH epilogue. Sequel to True Colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/13/2011
The Wizard's Driving Companion reviews
Are you a wizard who has to drive a car? Do you have no idea what you're doing when you get behind the wheel? Well, you just sit right down and let Rodolphus Lestrange's Guide to Driving put your mind at ease!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rodolphus L.
Seven Words reviews
Seven word profiles of Harry Potter characters. Not tragic. Not profound. Maybe not even coherent. Share and Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011
Everything He Wished For reviews
Twenty years after the Second War, Draco returns to the family's stable. Just a big barn full of empty promises...or is it? Based on Poseida Lunar's "If Horses Were Wishes."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Arts and Culture reviews
Crabbe and Goyle finally take McGonagall's advice- a bit too literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 36 reviews
Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Defiance reviews
"I will not lay my son on the Dark Lord's altar," Narcissa said quietly. "If Lucius wants to slit his wrists for the bastard, that's his business." Strong Cissy. Slight AU. DH based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Grandpappy Walker reviews
Walker went cold. "Madeline Walker Fenton, age 42. Husband is Jack, kids are Jasmine and...oh hell...Clockwork! This your idea of a joke?" Post PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Danny F., Walker
A Place Called Vertigo reviews
Walker needs Danny's help, and coffee is the only motivator. But is the young hybrid more trouble than he's worth? Sequel to A Dish Best Served Hyper.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
A Dish Best Served Hyper reviews
Too much coffee, a half-forgotten Christmas party, and an embarrassing viral video. Revenge is, indeed, a dish best served by a hyperactive teenager. Response to Kitty Ghost's challenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 34 reviews
Hermione finds shelter with an unlikely group of Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
The Joke's on You, Bella reviews
A high school debate tournament shows Bella who--and what--Edward really is.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
How To Lose a Guy, by Sirius and Regulus Black reviews
Sirius and Regulus Black help Andromeda break up with her first boyfriend. Should she take their advice?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Private Cullen is Dead reviews
When Edward Cullen died, Bella knew she'd never see him again. She never expected him to show up at her door a year later, changed by more than the war. AU. Non canon. Rated T for violence and disturbing images.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Love Songs With Crabbe and Goyle reviews
Crabbe and Goyle both find themselves in love with the same girl. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through a love song, right? Will they ever win her affection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Gryffindor Yodels reviews
The real reason Gryffindor and Slytherin's friendship ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange and the Cookies of Doom reviews
Lucius is in Azkaban. Draco and Narcissa are chronically depressed, so Bellatrix decides to cheer them up. Chocolate chip cookies make everyone happy. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Me and Cinderella reviews
Tom's thoughts as he stands at his mother's grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Tom Riddle Loves His Lips reviews
A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 32 reviews
Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Crabbe and Goyle Discover Poetry reviews
While bored in class one day, Crabbe and Goyle decide to write poetry. Bask in the glory of their literary genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 31 reviews
Snape finally gets to be the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 30 reviews
Here's another alternate ending for DH...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 29 reviews
Yet another one from me....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 28 reviews
By popular demand, here is another alternate ending to DH from yours truly!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 27 reviews
The most random alternate ending for the Harry Potter series ever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Malfoys Who Don't Do Anything reviews
Another random song parody because I'm stuck at home sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Voldemort's Hairbrush reviews
Voldemort's hairbrush has gone missing! Another random song parody while I wait for the plot bunny to come back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Pureblood Paradise reviews
Draco's thoughts after he joins Voldemort, sung to the tune of Amish Paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
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