YouBlitheringIdiot
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Joined 10-26-17, id: 9908528
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
A Magical Garden by theladynimue reviews
During her final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans's world is turned helter-skelter as she falls for her old nemesis and fights for what is right. Chronicles the 1977-78 Hogwarts school year to their deaths in 1981. Rated M for eventual violent thematic elements and mild sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,832 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 9/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Emmeline V., Marauders
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The Prank: Boys Don't Cry reviews
Prequel to We Can Be Heroes (canon marauders fic with Jily and Wolfstar, not for you if you love Snape). Why and how Sirius Black tells Snape about the Womping Willow and what happens next..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2021 - Published: 3/17/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Little Risk reviews
"Call for you, Sir, Chief Inspector Moody on the line from Police Headquarters." "Sir?" his hoarse voice full of sleep. "Lupin, have some tea before I get there, or you'll be in a foul mood. Duke of Grimmauld found murdered. Dagger sticking into his heart. I'll be over in ten. I'm bringing Evans." A Jily and Wolfstar murder mystery AU...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 1/1/2021
Tight Quidditch Uniforms & Other Distressing Things reviews
"Come on, Evans, don't be a coward," Sirius Black's grey eyes flashing, full of challenge. "Look. I'm glad he's happy, I'm not lying, alright? I just... I just wish I was the one making him happy. Satisfied?" She sighed and poured herself another drink. She couldn't believe she had just said it. Must be the alcohol. Or: Sirius Black has to Do Things to make Jily happen...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2021 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Too Well reviews
Snape gives Sirius an ultimatum...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Evans Strikes Back reviews
Sirius Black and Lily Evans love teasing James Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2020 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Prongs, What Did You Do? reviews
Sirius wants to make Jily happen, James wants to make Wolfstar happen. Neither couple look like they will ever get together, so they both independently decide to take matter into their own hands, like good wingmen... oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 11/28/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The End of a Serene Quarantine reviews
AKA Why The Hell Did Lockdown Have To End. Remus calls himself "borderline recluse" and is enjoying the lack of socialising due to lockdown. Why did Remus agree to have lunch with Lily? This is all extremely embarrassing, and there's no way that gorgeous bloke likes him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Cover The Stars reviews
After 31st October 1981, Remus thinks nothing makes any sense...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
We Can Be Heroes reviews
Sirius Black seemed to have broken the Marauders after revealing Remus Lupin's secret to Snape, James Potter was failing miserably in what his friends called Prongs Pursuing Evans, and Lily Evans was realising she may have misjudged certain people. Death Eaters were beginning to show an interest in the Marauders. All was not well. From 6th yr till 31st Oct 1981, with a better end!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 328,201 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/30/2020 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Very End - 31st October 1981 reviews
Things start to unravel for the Marauders, a traitor is in their midst, and death comes to Godric's Hollow...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2020 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
Nah, He Didn't reviews
Lily tells a big, black dog about her feelings for the Head Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2020 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
That Raging and Wholly Unsuccessful Thing reviews
"So…" he said, smiling at her. "So…" she repeated, smiling back. It was a flirty grin, without a doubt, it really was, unless he was imagining it. "Your tie is crooked," she said, reaching out to fix it deftly, slowly, smoothing it down. "I wish he'd turn around so I could see the size of his grin," Sirius said. It was annoying being an Animagus and having such excellent heari
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2020
Ithildin and Silmë reviews
Seated on a low chair at his father's left hand, Sirius watched as Orion's dark mood deepened. His father was angry, he could see the agitation, displeasure, disdain written across his once handsome face. There was naught new in this, his father had long preferred his younger brother, Regulus. Regulus, the dutiful son, who had always bent to his father's will. Regulus, whose seat a
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., Minerva M., Orion B. - Complete
The New Sailing Master reviews
Sirius is a pirate, Remus is a fugitive, Remus manages to get a lift aboard the Blithering Idiot and it's love at first sight...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2020 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Googolplex and Graham's Number reviews
Lily Evans Potter and James Potter are incredibly dorky and in love, and baby Harry is cute
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Last Laugh reviews
In which James is very embarrassing and embarrassed, but things work out much better than they should, mostly thanks to Remus...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Gently Play on Your Heart Strings reviews
When Remus first fell in love with Sirius, without even realising it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Maybe I Waited Too Long - A Medical Marauders AU reviews
Dr. James Potter and Dr. Sirius Black had gotten their lives and careers back on track after the nightmare that followed the collapse of Slytherin Pharmaceuticals, and moved abroad to work in Dublin to get away from painful memories. But they find themselves confronted by their past, their lost loves and arch enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,013 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The New Boyfriend reviews
Sirius hears about Remus' new boyfriend,,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L.
It's Not The Cold That Seeps Into His Bones reviews
Sirius Black's first day in Azkaban, inspired by a beautiful drawing by @blvnt-art on tumblr, "Sirius Black's first day in Azkaban". How can a drawing be so emotional?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2018
A Crush on an Auror reviews
Sirius thinks Remus has a crush on their Defences Against the Dark Arts Professor, an ex-Auror, and he is not pleased at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Betrayal reviews
Sirius returns from a mission with the Order, believing Remus is the spy who wants to betray the Potters to Voldemort. I've just written the scene in my fic "We Can Be Heroes" where Sirius begs Remus for forgiveness for betraying his secret to Snape, and it got me thinking about this part of the story. I hate how awful things get for Sirius and Remus, I love them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Word Finding Difficulties reviews
The Marauders at the Hogwarts Christmas Ball. James embarrasses himself, Sirius is embarrassing and Remus is embarrassed by his mates. Eloquence (or lack thereof) and Rock music feature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete