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Author has written 16 stories for Naruto.

WARNING! I'm changing my name!

In a bit, I will cahnge my name to 104lb_Of_Insanity So if you can't find me all ofd a sudden that is why!

Hey. Thanks for looking me up. I feel so special 'sniff sniff'. Sorry, I’m very emotional. Ok, so let's go! Oh, ps. I might not be writing to much. I've got a novel kinda thing goin, so I'm a bit busy. Maybe I'll get around to it, but might take a few weeks. Sorry!

Name: Danielle (Dani is way cooler, ok!)

Age: 14 (go teens!) My B-day is December 16th, 1991. Just so you know.

Grade: 9! awesome year man! Yes! Highschool rocks!

Gender: Female, and no, Danielle is NOT Daniel, OK! You NEED to understand this before reading any ferther! Also, Dani is a GIRLS short form, Danny is for BOYS! Ok, understand? Yes? Good... procced...

Hieght: 5"1... I know, laugh at the short girl, but why do you care? You can't even see me? For all I know you could be a 2 foot munchkin!

Location: I live In Ontario Canada, and to all you Americans, no, everything isn’t cold up here and no, we don’t have snow year round.

Fav. Subjects: Lets see... hum... hard one... I love art... Buisness Tech is awesome... English is fun... hum...

Ok... let's try Lest Fav. Subjects: Oh boy! Lets go! Science (God, so boring!), Math (I rock at it, but once again, D-U-L-L!), Gym (I am phisicly stupid! I'm not fat, actually I'm rather pettit, but I hate most sports... execpt badmitten... hehe), Geography (So pointles. Only reason I don't hate it is because my crush is in my class. -looks at him- hehe, and no, he doesn't have a big nose! God!). Thats it... oh poo...

And finally All The Subjects I Don't Give A Dam About: Ok, Religion (no work, so that's a plus), French (I suck monkey butt at it, but my teacher made it awesomely fun. Go Mr.V!) and History (I don't mind it, but sorta kinda boring at times)

Hobbies: Ok, here we go. I love to draw, and I’m pretty good at it. Just give me a picture (not to detailed please) and I can redraw it… without tracing gasp! I love to read fiction... and fan fiction! I really enjoy writing (no duh! I’m a member of a site where writing stories is the point). I like to swim. The Internet is like my best friend -hug computer-

My Buddies: Now, here are my FanFiction Freinds Wow, thats three F's! Cool! Sorry, coming back now. Ok, as I was saying, my friends;

-just a random person- Go morgan! You rock! Love your story(ies) whichever you have up at the time. Lol, j.k. But, get your skinny littlebutt in gear! You need to finish the next chapter, and SOON! Oh, and don't ask about Rapsody... -hids under bed muttering 'don't hurt me... please, don't hurt me...'-

That's all for now. If you want to be one of my buds, just tell me.

Umm... Random Stuff: Ok, here is a long lsit for ya.

~ Ok, what is up with "No I don't own the anime". No duh you don't! If you did you'd be totally rich! Why do they even ask that stupid question! So, ya, no I don't own any of these anime's, happy now?

~ I enjoy having random discussions with random people. Even if I don’t know you, feel free to email me, ok. The best conversations can be between complete strangers. Trust me, I know. Well, to email me all you need to do is hit the link above that says ‘email’ but if your to much of a lazy ass to do so, here it is, dani_holly_ally_bff@hotmail.comor pandabearpop@hotmail.com either will do.

~ I sing in the shower

~ Yes, I think the point above is very important

~ I am known for my aggresive behavor and the fact that I kill people... I mean, I'm a happy person!

~ I have the biggest sweet tooth you’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s huge!

~ No, I’m not fat because of this last point. Really, I’m rather normal thank you.

~ I have never smoked in my life

~ I have never done drugs

~ I’m just an all around ‘good girl’

~ I love being random and outgoing… even if you don’t notice because I’m in my own world when I do so

~ I don’t have a super big group of friends, just about 1…2…3…4…5…6… ok…um, maybe it’s a bit bigger then I first thought.

~ I have only two best friends. Yes, only two, don’t worry

~ The pictureof my current desktop layout is a cool one of Ino a the moment. Ya, I got my own computer in my room, but the crappy thing is it doesn’t have Internet. I know! So stupid, but cable can’t run in here so…ya…

Fav Animes: Ok, listed below in no real order...

Naruto (I LOVE this show! I've only seen the 1st, like 30 episodes, but I'm sooo stuck! I've become obsesive, and it's really starting to scare me... help...)

Inuyasha (My 1st anime love... aw... -cough cough- anyway... very good show, awesome!)

Full Metal Alcamist (Sorry if I spelt that wrong. I have onyl seen teh 2nd episode, but it looks good. We'll have to wait and see)

Wow, that was short. How about Other Animes I Watch: Ok, bigger list!

Mew Mew Power

Zach Bell

Dragon Ball (noraml, Z, and GT)

Winkz Club (does this count? Most likly not...)

Teen Titans (I know, not anime, but I needed it somewhere in here...)

Ok, now Favorite Parings For Fan Fictions: Note: these are NOT in any order whatsoever. It’s just random, ok. Also note: these are only pairings for Inuyasha and Naruto

~Sasuke + Sakura (So cute! I lvoe this pairing, it is offically one of my favs! Nothing can top this! She lvoes him, he secretly loves her back, so... dramatic! It rocks my socks! Well... I'm not wearing socks at the moment, but you get the picture!)

~Naruto + Hinata (Ok, just proved myself wrong. This pairing almost tops the one above! Almost, please not. They are probably equally as cute. She lvoes him, but is to shy to say a wrod, he's just a stupid idiot that wouldn't be able to find his head if it wasn't screwed on... so, well, not that dramatic, but still cute. She's soooo awesome! The way she's always blushing and studdering. Aw! Ok, done, sorry.)

~Sango + Miroku (He's a perve, but they're jsut too cute together!)

~Inuyasha + Kagome (No duh! They just fit!)

~Seshomaru + Kagome (I really never liked this, but then my buddy wrote one with them, and now I'm so fixed! hehe!)

~Seshomaru + Rin (Note, Rin is way older... and does not talk like a cave man! -cough Morgy cough-)

~Neji + TenTen Super cute!)

~Ino + Shei…um… lazy ass kid (Sorry, I totally forgot his name. lol. Anyway, their cute. Bossy girl with kid that doesn't give a care. Good mix... maybe... anyway, their cute)

Favorite Characters In General: Note, no order. Remember that, ok. I don’t want to have to keep typing it)


1) Inuyasha

2) Kagome

3) Shipo

4) Sango

5) Miroku

6) Rin

(Ya, that’s about it. I like how I only like the good guys. Lol)


1) Sasuke

2) Sakura

3) Hinata (god, she’s so dam cute! and no, I’m not gay)

4) Ino (really, she’s a mean ass, but I think she’s cool)

5) Rock Lee (ha ha, he just rocks!)

Ok, FINALLY the end! If you read that all, God you rock! I now officially love you, not in the gay/weird way.

If you just skipped it all and went straight to the stories below, I'll give you a second chance... use it wisley. If you abuse this second chance... I might jsut have to get out the old chainsaw, if you cautch my drift -wink wink-

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A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by JA-Japster reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7209 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yakuza II by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Whatever happens, he knew there was one more thing he must protect. Her smile. AUOOC SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,032 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oh no not you by NimeReak reviews
Everyone wants what they cant have right? Well the same applies for a popular boy who can get anyone, and the one girl who doesnt want him. SasuXSaku and lotsa others AU and slightly OOC, but it's AU so whatcha gonna do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,452 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Demon Tag by Tsukino Luna reviews
A long time ago, the spirit of a childlike demon was sealed in a form of a game. Now, the game has released itself into a chainmail and must be passed on or else you are stuck with the curse. Sakura will be the unfortunate one who will begin this reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H.
Fallen by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku 'I wanted to start a family with you...' he could remember her dying words, and he couldn't help but cry, for the first time since his family's death, Uchiha Sasuke cried. 'Too bad... it can't happen...' and indeed, it couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,027 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way It Ends by Dark Naruto reviews
BEING REWRITTEN! Naruto got fed up of Konoha and her residents,so he finally took a decision that was unexpected by everyone; he committed suicide. 4 years later,two figures reached Konoha, and for a reason, one of them resembles Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,044 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U.
The Horrors of Fanfiction! by rikuzqueenkeybladewielder reviews
While surfing the internet one day, the members of team 7 come across fanfiction. Chaos ensues as they find out what people are making them do in their stories. Yea people, its a fanfiction about fanfiction! plz read and review! no pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
Yakuza by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AU SasuSaku Haruno Sakura, a daughter of the leader of Japan, is in danger. Her father hires a bodyguard, who is actually a part of the Yakuza who is after her. However, what can you do if you start falling for the target? Contains Lime or more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,725 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Still He Walked reviews
Sasuke leaves... he comes back... wait... OMG, is that a RING? falls to the ground in a faint... wait... WHAT did she say! NOOOOOOO! ...Oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation Matchmaker reviews
CUTEST THING EVER! YOU MUST READ THIS! Seriously, just read it. If you don't, it will haunt you from now until the day you die, maybe longer. It's about Sakura getting Hinata and Naruto together with a... fairly evil plan... Muahaha! OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Angels and Demons Don't Mix reviews
Hinata gives the ultimate sacrifice, she dies in palce of Naruto! What will happen? I mean, she's DEAD! Poor Naruto... so sad... Now, you read and review, or else BAD THINGS will happen, if you catch my drift. W00t! W00t!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In My Place reviews
Sakura was always in the background, watching everyone else go ahead. One day, she dicides to catch up, but what if she takes it too far?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tears of True Love reviews
Orochimaru takes control of Sasuke, and the worse happens, Sakura ends up in a coma! Will she ever come out of it? So much going on! AH! Now, you WILL read and you WILL review and you WILL like! Got it? Cause I really don't want to get the chainsaw...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Prophecy reviews
Well, this story is about... WRITERS INNER SELF: Read it, or I'll have to send the flying hamsters of doom out to get you, and they have CHAINSAWS! Muahaha! NORMAL SELF: ...ok...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Generation reviews
Fear is in the eye of the beholder. Hana, daughter of Naruto and Hinata, has a deep secret, causing her to live in shadows and pain. Will she break free from her fear, or will she let it eat her whole.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Band Of Time reviews
A girl is found dead with some weird weaponds jerking out of her body. When Sakura finds this girls headband, what happens? Why is she so far from home? Why can she run up trees? And why is she the one in such great danger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Sacrifice, Their Promise reviews
ONE SHOT: Naruto and Sasuke are at it... again. When it goes too far, what will Sakura do? Rad and review! NOW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damn Competitive Nature reviews
ONE SHOT: Sakura and Sasuke are waiting on the bridge. Acidentaly, a secret pops out. Now, it's on! The secrets get deeper and deeper. When will it end? Review, or I'll bite you! That is all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's All I Need To Know reviews
ONE SHOt Sasuke has a dream... but what does it mean? Does it mean anything? God, dam hot summer nights, maknig your head messed up. But, is it really? Pairings, SasSak. BEWARE: Cry factor maximume.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just If She Had Known reviews
ONE SHOT Sakura can't take it. Sasuke has been gone for afew years now, and she just can't take it anymore. What is her finaly step? And why is the timing just crapy! Pairings, SasSak. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Never Forget You reviews
ONE SHOT Sakura is morning for someone who has died... but who? Read to find out. Twist. Pairings, Sakura and... someone. Muahaha!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Love you Forever reviews
ONE SHOT Naruto has been dead for a year. What does Hinata have to say to him after all that time? Parings: No duh! NarHin!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Wish reviews
ONE SHOT A cute story between... no, I'm not telling! Read to find out. Who feels how after who died? Don't know? suspence killing you? Then read it already! It's very... not telling the pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood's Just Not Enough Anymore reviews
ONE SHOT Sakura can't take it. He's been gone for so long... what can she do? Twist. Sorta SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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