RootyTooty
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Joined 02-15-06, id: 991120
Author has written 1 story for Invader Zim.
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Unto Dawn by SnappleAddict reviews
The Master Chief and Cortana find a mysterious planet after years of drifting through space. Now aboard a moon-sized alien flagship, the two will have to call upon all their skills to defeat this new foe. NOT related to Straye's Forward Unto Dawn.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,321 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Dictator Adolf Eric Cartman by Laura Barton reviews
Cartman not only suceeds in becoming the President of the USA, but it looks like he has good intentions. He's out to improve the world. The question now is: are his ideas of improvement the same as everyone elses? --Reviews Loved--
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,955 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006
Avatar School for Fanfiction Authors by Allekha reviews
When bad fanfiction arises, where do the authors go? To a school, where the cast of Avatar teaches them to write...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,898 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Robot Chicken:Godzilla, King of the Bastards by Pikazilla reviews
Just like the Star Wars Episode, Robot Chicken made a Godzilla episode.
Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
CLOVERFIELD: What Really Pissed The Monster Off by PourArriverAMoi reviews
One-Shot! From the monster's point of view. Rated M for strong language.
Cloverfield - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Missing Stotch by Thrawny reviews
Leopold “Butters” Stotch is the boy who can never get ahead. His overbearing parents and abusive friends never take him seriously. What happens when Butters leaves forever. What will his new life be like? Will his friends ever realize their mistake?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Doubt by Qoheleth reviews
Calvin wonders whether Hobbes is real, after all.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Edwardfield by Kriftonucci reviews
Parody of Cloverfield. This is how the monster would have started out had Double D given a bit more thought to Ed's monster disguise in The Day The Ed Stood Still.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Cloverfield - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Ed - Complete
How to get Killed by a Warthog by Nevar88 reviews
We all know it, we all love it, but what happens when it gets used wrong? You never let anyone else drive it again, that's what. Oneshot fic, rated for a some bad language and small amount of violence. And improper use of jeep.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Remembering Maria by Mayhem21 reviews
Red vs Blue: After a painful nightmare, Sarge reflects on the past and those he has left behind. Or is it the other way around?
Halo - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Dead Men Tell no Tales by Mage Skywalker reviews
Down in Davy Jones' locker two captains have a conversation. Crossover, oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Return to Shamballa :: Rewrite by shirozora reviews
Finding Huskisson's uranium bomb is the least of their problems. DISCONTINUED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,142 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Davy Jones' Locket: The Sea's Heart by Memory of the Sky reviews
I have decided to write lyrics for Davy Jones' locket music. Here it is! Read and Review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Irish Had It Right by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Harsh Grip by Dachande663 reviews
A family wrecked by the loss of a son. A child torn from his home, conscripted into the Spartans. When he tried to escape life took a macabre twist. AU
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Ed Edd n Eddy's Nightmare Before Christmas by AMX reviews
It's Halloween, and Eddy's found another one of his brother's maps. But its destination isn't exactly what the Eds had in mind... Ed Edd n EddyNightmare Before Christmas crossover
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Eddy, Jack S. - Complete
Baby Blues by The Random Protector reviews
-Discontinued- Zuko's Komodo Rhino is sick and an animal healer tells him some very surprising news about his creature. Slight warnings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Zuko, Aang
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 353 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Taste Of Dib reviews
Zim really REALLY likes Dib. Not what you think. Short, silly oneshot born from my love of snacks.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete