Author has written 7 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
Hi my name is Emily I'm 18 I'm a BA fanatic and I know that they had their own problems but they had the real true love once in a lifetime type of thing it wasn't their fault that the writers went thick in the head after season 3 and besides its a t.v show who said it had to be realistic anyway moving on,
I love writing, reading fanfiction and I hope one day to become an author writing my own stories for people on fanfiction to write stories of. I am also Pagan/Wiccan (and no that does not mean I cast spells on people) I write Fanfiction for Doctor Who, Labyrinth, The Magic Sword and of course my all time favourites Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Night World in fact it was because I was looking up on the series Nightworld that I discovered this site and Fanfiction and later found Buffy which kept me hooked for the past 4-5 years. anyway here is a list of some of my likes and dislikes...
BuffyAngel fanfics! ( With zero hinting towards BuffySpike & AngelCordelia)
The game Sims I love how you can build up and destroy the lives of your sims it makes the game interesting.
Spaghetti Bolagnaise ( not the tin spaghetti yuck that stuff is nasty)
Lasagna ( Sara Lee or Home brand I absolutely HATE the McCains Lasagne)
James/Poppy Fanfics (I always feel like everyone forgets about them even thought their the first charcters we Meet in The Night World series)
Undead and Unwed series Betsy and Eric are so hilarious as a couple
Dead Like Me I miss Rube he was awesome in this series
10Doctor/Rose fanfics I think they are so meant to be
Marauders era fanfiction ( because the way most people write Sirius is hilarious he's so eccentric and loveable)
Joseph and His Amazing Technicolour Dream Coat ( I KNOW its kinda corny and its a biblical story but I love the songs in it!)
Good old classic disney movies and songs (like the first Pocahontas movie before they ruined it with the sequel)
People who Review stories they read
People Who assume Pagans/ Wiccans are all about hexing people and casting love spells all because everything they see in movies portrays it that way they never take into account that that is only the image given from centuries of distortion done by the Church when christianity was replacing Paganism
Brussell Sprouts They are the foulest vegetables on earth
Buffy/Riley fanfics ( They weren't even midly right for each other Riley was far to needy and whiny and was really just rebound guy after Angel)
Buffy/Spike fanfics ( I like them as a more Brother sister type they messed up their characters by putting them together like that)
Angel/Codelia fanfics ( Don't get me started on how wrong that is)
Angel/ Darla fanfics ( same as above)
Fanfics where Connor is born as Darla and Angels kid ( yes I know its Cannon but it doesn't mean I like to read fanfiction with him in it like that)
Darla being brought back by Wolfram and Hart ( full stop she was better off staying dead)
Doctor/ Martha or Doctor/Reinette or Doctor/ Donna stories
Fanfics where the Doctor leaves Rose on the beach with his copy ( hated that episode)
Fanfics where Soulmate couples are put with other people it goes against the whole driving force of the series ( hello their Soulmates as in meant to be)
Fanfics in which Inuyasha chooses Kikyo over Kagome.
I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.
The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Don't get mad;Get sadistic.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness speak of?
Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?
Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper that's the time to do it.
Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.
Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere
Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.
Someone call Toys R Us, they want their Barbie back
It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!
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If you hear voices in you head, copy this to your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.
If your crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie so many time you can quote it word for word, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.Wierd is the same as different, which means the same as unique, then weird is good.If you are weird and proud copy and paste this to your profile.
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