Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Profiles are scary things.
They give me performance anxiety, because think about it. You (the reader) will come and look at my profile for less than thirty seconds and come to some sort of conclusion about my person. What if you come to the wrong conclusion?
I could be a total dork or have seven inch long, curly nails with machine oil underneath them and you wouldn't know about it. I could, on the other hand, just be a ninety-eight year old man who is extremely bored and looking for fun (which I totally am not, because oh, wow, the mental images that provides). But, you don't know about any of these things, so you just assume that I'm a totally amazing, incredibly talented, and drop-dead gorgeous person. And you would be absolutely, positively correct. So, feel free to make those kind of assumptions about me. You wouldn't be too far from the truth.
No, really. I'm serious.
Quote of the moment:
"We cross our bridges when we come to the them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that our eyes once watered."
-Tom Stoppard from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1967)
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