001ElvenWarrior
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Author has written 18 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Spirit.

I would just like to apologize to those who read (if there are any of you) my fanfiction, but I am no longer going to be posting to this site for personal reasons. If for some odd reason you have taken a liking to a story and think you might be able to finish it, or carry it on, feel free...but please, send me a note first.

Thanks...and once again I apologize for any inconvenience. Also, NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is coming up...please check out this site: www (dot) nanowrimo (dot) org

~001ElvenWarrior/PenGryphon2007


Some of my favorite quotes are as follows:

"There's a fast button, and a slow button, but there ain't no off button." - My bro

"It's like what them Greeks done at Troy. Except they was in a horse 'stead of dresses. A wooden horse." PotC

"But why is the rum gone?" "One because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectful man into a complete scoundrel, and two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire Royal Navy is looking for me: do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it!" "But why is the rum gone?"..."Must be terrible living on this island...well it bloody is now!" sees ship approaching "There'll be no living with her after this." Potc - Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann

"That still only counts as one!" LotR:RotK - Gimli after Legolas brings down the oliphunt and its riders.

"If you want him, come and claim him!" LotR - Arwen

"You know the worst way to die is by drowning." "No, the worst way to die is drowning in the water, but before you drown, a shark comes and eats you, and you spend the rest of eternity being slowly digested." "No, the worst way to die is jump from a cliff and land three feet from a trampoline." "You know what the worst way to die is: listening to the two of you telling the worst way to die." (Becker) Reggie, Bob, and Jake.

"I am completely out, of ammo. That's never happened to me before." Tremors 2 - Burt Gummer

“It’s strange we’re not pulling any G’s.”

“Yeah, I kind of miss it. Although at this rate of acceleration we’d be dead by now.”

“Yeah?”

“Oh yeah, without inertial dampening we’d be hit by so many G’s our eyes would pop; skin would pull away from our faces; our brains would squish up to the back of our skulls; and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. How about that Turkey sandwich?"
--Stargate Atlantis, Lt. Aiden Ford and Major John Sheppard (My favorite quote so far)

"We have to rescue Jack!" Sees Jack running from villagers "Time to go." PotC 2 Dead Man's Chest. Will Turner

"Why is the rum, always gone...oh, that's why."
"As you were gents..." (they're all sleeping)
"Hey look, (shoots monkey) an undead monkey!"
"Quick, hide the rum."
Random quotes from Captain Jack Sparrow in PotC2


Feel free to read my stories...one down, a million more plots to destroy! Mwahahaha...Now Read and Review! ahem Please?
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Truth Hurts by Nelli reviews
Warren's starting a new year at Sky High & he has someone new on his brain. Sorry Freeze Girl. Verity is a neutralizer & the new hall monitor. Is she really as sweet as she appears to be or is there more to her mysterious behavior? Can Warren handle her?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Warren P. - Complete
All Fun And Games by SpecialAgentJim reviews
It's all fun and games until somebody loses... Well, you get the idea! While exploring the city, John & Rodney discover some toys that aren't for the faint of heart. Set early in series. JohnRodney Friendship. SEVENTEEN: Post-Game Analysis
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,614 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Rodney M., John S.
A Time to Heal by PyroDragon2006 reviews
John thought it was over, but when a new presidential advisor and an old enemy both show up on Atlantis, the wounds run deep. Set after Common Ground, so SPOILERS! Now COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,959 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Wormholes and Loopholes by Gyte-san reviews
Stargate SG1 crossover. Post Doomsday. 10Rose SamJack. The Doctor tries to finish his message to Rose, only to have the Tardis pulled into another adventure. Enjoy. Note: ...Finally remember to write something. So sleepy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,753 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - 10th Doctor
Stargate: Athena, Volume One by ReganX reviews
Sam’s adventures continue when she is given command of Earth’s newest ship. Cowritten with SionnachOghma
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,019 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Mutiny in the Infirmary by Wolf Maid reviews
Sheppard wants out of the infirmary, but how he got in there in the first place could cause trouble of a loss-of-inhibitions-"Virus?" kind. Mostly humor, with large doses of insanity. Shweir, FordTeyla, McKaySora
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,479 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 10/1/2004 - John S., Rodney M.
Insomnia by seektheinfinite reviews
What happens when you let a severely sleep deprived physicist and a severely sleep deprived Air Force Colonel loose in the city of Atlantis.Gen Team fic, with SheppardMcKay whump
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Rodney M., John S.
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy by Seanait reviews
The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Murphy's Laws by Seanait reviews
Atlantis seems to fall perfectly in sync with Murphy's Laws... no surprises there, right?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Mind Over Murder by lilaclove reviews
A woman Shawn goes on a date with accuses him of stalking her a month later. When the woman is found dead, Shawn is the police department’s only suspect and the evidence just keeps piling up against him.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Who is What by Nelowl reviews
Carson is brought back from a mission, deeply unconscious. Noone knows exactly what happened to him – not even Carson himself. As Rodney, John and the others try to piece together what happened, Carson’s behaviour starts to worry his friends. Just what
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007
Snacks and the Missing Muffins by Stargalaxy reviews
Someone is stealing muffins from the kitchen and the little winged ferret is accused of it. Sheppard & McKay go on a stakeout to proof Snacks’ innocence. Of course nothing is easy for our boys. Mystery & a little whump thrown in. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Citrus Wars by Hope Wheeler reviews
This is exactly the kind of thing that is bound to happen when there's not much pressing to do around Atlantis...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Rodney M., John S.
Supplemental by Mikkilynn reviews
Tag to the HiveLost Boys... Rodney's over the enzyme... or is he? Just a little whumper...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,033 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Retribution!: Revisited by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums by BiteMeTechie reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Dreaming of Electric Sheep by theEOWs reviews
Are video games hazardous to one's health? The team is about to find out. Another whirlwind adventure written by Drufan and Stealth Dragon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,601 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Don't Try This At Home by BiteMeTechie reviews
We're NOT what you would call experts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Among the Dead by Tazmy reviews
[Complete] The team, Carson, and Lorne are trapped in an underground bunker with a possible killer on the loose.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Sword In The Stone by ReganX reviews
“For cryin’ out loud, Carter, does the name T.H. White mean nothing to you?” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,340 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - S. Carter - Complete
Domesticity by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
One Strange Night by Abby Ebon reviews
Monsters Inc. xover with XMen. The little girl ‘Boo’ said “Kitty” as Sully left her room. For some strange reason I thought she was trying to tell him her name…thus ‘Boo’ became Kitty of the XMen.
Crossover - X-Men & Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Sholio reviews
Halloween story, albeit rather late, or, as the case may be, early. Sheppard and McKay are trapped on a world with a malfunctioning Stargate, a monster ... and a mystery. Now complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,039 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Smash Success by BiteMeTechie reviews
[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Macgyvers visit to SGC by bookworm5 reviews
When a breakin almost occurs at SGC, George Hammond calls an old war buddy, Pete thorton, to send someone in to break in in attempt to beef up security measures, collaboration with the ever lovely Leria006
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/9/2005
Mind Over Matter by Dr. Dredd reviews
John starts to exhibit telekinetic abilities after returning through the time dilation portal. Takes place between Epiphany and Critical Mass, spoilers for Epiphany and Condemned. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,895 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Cover Story by Beach chick reviews
John gets some unwanted attention. To get out of the situation he finds himself in, he lies and says he's married. John and Elizabeth pairing, ratings may go up later
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,624 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Parasites by Neuropsych reviews
Something is making everyone sick... can Beckett figure it out before things go from bad to much worse?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 44,178 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006
John and Rodney's Mainland Adventure Series by Tazmy reviews
Infirmary escapes, a monster turtle, insanity, mermaids and more!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Fate's Fickle Humor by PyroDragon2006 reviews
A simple visit to Atlantis by two members of SG1 sets off a chain of events that could change past, present, and future forever. And not for the better. Crossover with SG1. Rated T for some strong language.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,360 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006
Avatar by theEOWs reviews
She’s mad as a hornet and isn’t going to take it anymore. Atlantis encounters a resident just waiting for Daddy to come home. Cowritten by Stealth Dragon and drufan. You know there’s gotta be whump!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,736 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - John S. - Complete
Physique Swapping by Beach chick reviews
It's April Fool's Day on Atlantis. Rodney plays a joke on John, and he switches bodies with Elizabeth, but Rodney does not know that John switched with Elizabeth, and he tries to figure out who John switched bodies with. Sparky
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W.
Missing by Nelowl reviews
As Rodney and Carson are returning to Atlantis, their Puddle Jumper is shot down by an old enemy who takes them hostage. As those back on Atlantis try to mount a rescue, their efforts are hampered by the fact vital pieces of equipment keep going missing,
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
Act of Desperation by Titan5 reviews
When John is trapped without food or water, he must take drastic steps to free himself.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
One Carter, two Jack's by SG-Fan reviews
Clone Jack, Sam, and Jack… oh my!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,886 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Harper: Identify by AKAJipster reviews
The Andromeda is looking for an engineer, only Harper doesn't know it yet. With all repairs completed and done, Harper can bask in the glow of the Andromeda being totally fixed and ready for action, he can finally relax, that is until the crew start firin
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 158,553 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Camera's are pesky things by claire svu fan reviews
the X303 has security camera's i swear it does. i wonder what they recorded.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
British Invasion by ancientmaverick reviews
Dr. Jillian Abbot appears to be the perfect addition to Atlantis, but chaos ensues when she is revealed to be hiding something. Shep whump eventually, CarsonOC pairing. NOW COMPLETE! Former title: Oh Baby!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,065 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Consequences of life by Linnzi reviews
Tag for Common Ground. Surely Sheppard wouldn't just walk away from his torture unscathed? More Shep whump, I'm afraid. Spoilers for Common Ground. NOW COMPLETE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,478 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - John S., Carson B.
UVA by Princess Geta reviews
Royal Pain's far fetched idea of creating a Villain Academy may have not been so far fetched after all, one does exist and six students desperately want out.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006
Child's Play by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Jack, Daniel, and Sam are turned into children and are thrown into grand adventures, captured by Apophis, becoming official members of an Unas tribe, meeting Giant Mutant Carpenter ants, and plotting against the bad guys
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - D. Jackson
Colonel For Sale by BiteMeTechie reviews
A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Things best forgotten by seektheinfinite reviews
There is no such this as a simple offworld mission when John Sheppard is involved. Poor Shep gets whumped again
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,592 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - John S.
Vampire Senshi I by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. The Silence has been defeated, but Haruka's family was killed by vampires. As she seeks revenge for her family, can she learn to let go after meeting Michiru? Or will a group of vampires kill the Senshi? Rating for safety.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,463 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Superstitious by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Gift of Life by Titan5 reviews
Sheppard deals with the aftermath of the Wraith feedings in this tag to Common Ground.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,155 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Difficult choices by Linnzi reviews
Inspired by a wonderful Carson vid I saw on lj, this looks at Carson's decisions, his difficult choices and naturally contains Shep whump...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Trapped In Atlantis by Mikkilynn reviews
Rodney's thinks he's might have found something...trouble can't be too far behind... Team fic. Please R & R.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Hunted by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
A man has been tracking down and murdering Sailor Senshi all over the galaxy. When a young boy loses everything, the Starlights raise and train him to travel back in time to save everyone. Full summary inside. Safety rating
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Hound of Hell you Cry by Stealth Dragon reviews
Sheppard is stranded on a strange world where people are vanishing, and the team races to find him... and not having much luck at it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,812 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - John S. - Complete
Do Not Pass Go by Settiai reviews
Everyone deserves a little break from time to time.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
The Ultimate Challenge by astheblackrosewilts reviews
Ronon Dex, Runner, killer, the ultimate challenge…
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by ESCotLoE reviews
McKay has a friend? Huh, How bout that? An outsiders view on the friendship of Mckay and Sheppard
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Failure by Linnzi reviews
Written for the Sheppard HC comm. challenge, 'Loss of a child'. A mission to a reclusive society ends in disaster for the team. Told from McKay and Sheppard's points of view. Chapter 6 finally up...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - John S., Rodney M.
Lord of the Stargate: Fellowship of the Ring by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. After a near fatal wound, Sam becomes stranded on Middle Earth with no way of getting back. As she accepts her fate, she must join forces with the inhabitants to save the world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,788 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
A Question For The Ages by BiteMeTechie reviews
Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Color Blind by PyroDragon2006 reviews
Sometimes local customs come back to bite. Hard. Colonel Sheppard encounters one that does so in a rather colorful manner.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - John S. - Complete
Mean Girls by stargateluvva reviews
Sam decides to have her revenge on a certain Colonel and his practical jokes. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,725 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Honesty by Wedjatqi reviews
A new face in Atlantis seems to be upsetting John. JT. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,158 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
If I Should Fall by Settiai reviews
She still couldn't believe that she hadn't seen the cliff. :: Cadman/Lorne
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Laura C., E. Lorne - Complete
I Rock! by ESCotLoE reviews
Short Tag to Phantoms. Everyone gets whumped, except Sheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - John S., Rodney M.
Tough Crowd! by Dr. Dredd reviews
A strange type of negotiations. Challengefic, first line had to be They shot him!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The Bad Luck Charm by Titan5 reviews
When an offworld meeting goes awry, John is marked with what Rodney calls a bad luck charm and things just go downhill from there.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,207 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Colonel Carter's Quest for Coffee by Raggedy Doctor reviews
Sam's had a bad day, it gets worse when she finds the base in shambles from a mob of people going through caffeine withdrawl. Will Carter find coffee? How with this lack of coffee effect her team mates? Set Season 9
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Wax on, Wax off by Waldo reviews
Rodney has a pain in the ass. Again.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Carson B., John S.
Specialist Ronon Dex by astheblackrosewilts reviews
They thought he was a warrior and he was… but he hadn’t always been
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Ronon D. - Complete
Parasite by Stealth Dragon reviews
If you thought the Iratus bug was bad...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - John S., Carson B. - Complete
Jackson's theroy of relatives by bookworm5 reviews
When Daniel Jackson's deadbeat brother drops by for a visit, he doesnt just leave an empty fridge and some smoked cigarettes, this time, he leaves his sixteen year old son!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - D. Jackson
The Meeting of Minds : Lennon and McKay by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
The first meeting of McKay and Lennon during a few hectic days at the SGC. Plot bunnies cause some problems, and pose some solutions. Companion to ‘When Plot Bunnies Attack’ by BiteMeTechie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
False Gods by Settiai reviews
It started out as an innocent case of mistaken identity.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Silent Sacrifice by Daring Duo reviews
John, Rodney, and Ronon try to survive after crash landing on an unexplored planet. Their injuries and lack of supplies begin to take their toll as they wait to be rescued.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,036 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Retribution! by BiteMeTechie reviews
Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart by BiteMeTechie reviews
Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Collateral Damage by Nelowl reviews
Experimenting with the Chair, both Rodney and Carson are caught in an explosion. Rodney is left in a critical condition, Carson, hurt, and the Chair, badly damaged. An investigation suggests Carson caused the accident, but did he want to kill Rodney?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
The Path of a Warrior by Syranas reviews
This is about an Eldar child's inspiration to the path of the warrior. Please Review, I would appreciate it completely
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
Prank Wars by Greecian-Gurl reviews
Jack O'Neill decided to start off a certain Major's day with a prank. But what happens when it becomes an all out war. And will they finally begin to see how thay really feel? Took out songch4!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Inhuman by Maggie Sheppard reviews
Sheppard enters the event horizon after giving Elizabeth his usual boyish smile. She smiles back, not knowing that may be the last time she will see him smile. REPOSTED WITH SOME ADDITIONS AND GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - John S. - Complete
The worst kind of torture by Linnzi reviews
More Sheppard and McKay whumping, I'm afraid. I just can't help myself! Written for the leg wound challenge on the whump thread over at GW. Contains scenes of torture, though nothing too graphic. Final chapter posted.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,273 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Instinct by Spooky4ever reviews
It was like instinct took over
Surface - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
The Real Superman by Tazmy reviews
McKay just wants a vacation, but the universe won't let him have one. Written for the sgaflashfic Earthside Challenge
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Futures and Pasts Unimagined by kissmekent reviews
In Virginia, Sam and Jack are teenagers, dreaming of futures in the Air Force. Meanwhile, Col. O'Neill and Maj. Carter are stationed in the SGC with Daniel, Teal'c, and General Hammond. How could this be? chapter 5 up!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Magic Kingdom by Dr. Dredd reviews
You've just survived alien possession, Wraith enzyme overdose, and almost being turned into a bug. What are you going to do now? Go to Disneyworld, of course! Written for the SGA Flashfic Earthside challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
An Unlooked for Adventure by SG-Fan reviews
Major Samantha Carter and SG1 go on an ordinary mission... and return with a baby. It's not the best summary, SJ. T for safety. SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY! Complete for now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Room by Rinne reviews
She wasn't afraid of a room in her own city. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
Nil Desperandum by Dr. Dredd reviews
A young soldier under Colonel Sheppard's command learns that you never leave someone behind.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2006 - John S., Carson B.
Mercy by Stealth Dragon reviews
John hates it, doesn't even know it's happening to him, but pity is what's going to save his life. Shep whump. Team angst, better summary inside.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,548 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - John S. - Complete
Crystal by ProudAthena reviews
What about if it was Jack trapped in the gate rather than Teal'c, and it took a lot more than 48 hours to get him out. AU from Season 5 ep 48 Hours. Has a little J&S UST so I've rated it a T.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Not the same by SG-Fan reviews
An accident leaves two Samantha Carter's stranded in each others realities with no way to get home. SamJack's. T for safety. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,109 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Who Killed Kavanaugh? by BiteMeTechie reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Marriage, Cake and Videotape by Quezacolt reviews
It was bound to happen eventually. JohnxElizabeth.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
For The Boys by Mackenise Jackson reviews
It has to end now, to save the boys. It's all for the boys. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
What If Alanna Was Queen for A Week? by x17SkmBdrchiczxx reviews
King Jon and Queen Thayet leave the Palace at Chorus for a week and place Alanna in charge of ruling Tortall... Things could get sticky. Chapter 4 is up. R&R
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Tortall, Tortall
The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time by Titan5 reviews
A misunderstanding offworld leads to big problems for John Sheppard and Dr. Nick Strauhan. Will the team be able to rescue them in time? Sequel to Memories or Nightmares.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,644 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Common Ground by KatGrl2003 reviews
Sheppard and his team are captured offworld. What happens when a familiar face shows itself?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - John S.
The Pandora Experiment by SpecialAgentJim reviews
In this story, Size Matters! It's not what you think, though. Daniel and Jack are having a little adventure, thanks to some mischievous aliens. NOT SLASH Please read and review, thanks! PART FIVE posted.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006
How To Guide Surviving The SGC by Mackenise Jackson reviews
The info that newbies need to know to survive can at times be a lot and it can also be confusing. So SG2 have decided to crete a guide to help the new recuits. Full of what SG2 thinks the recuits should know.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
Misconceptions by Nelowl reviews
Colonel Sheppard and his team bring back strangers who claim to be Athosians. But are these people all that they seem? And why do Sheppard, Lorne and Beckett regret this, and Rodney feels left out.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Nightwalker by Titan5 reviews
John Sheppard tries to figure out why he's suddenly started sleepwalking, hopefully before he hurts himself or embarrasses himself to death.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,446 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Restroom, Literally by Seanait reviews
John finds Ronon snoozing in a most unusual place...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
Monopoly by ProudAthena reviews
Chapter 4 now up. Time to stop playing games. Set prior to end S5. Rated T for mention of nakedness in relation to Col O'Neill. All reviews much appreciated!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
The problem with John Sheppard by Linnzi reviews
McKay's point of view, as another mission goes horribly wrong. A little peek into the unique mind of our favourite scientist, and his peculiar friendship with John Sheppard. Whumping for both the boys this time. Chapter 7 and epilogue now up. Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Rodney M., John S.
And Don't Call Me in the Morning by captdeb reviews
Carson deals with a minor irritation while others watch and learn.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
The Red Notebook Scandal by oiwidthepoodles reviews
Elizabeth finds out her diary has gone missing. Who has it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Just the Two of Us by Nelowl reviews
Rodney and Carson are trapped on a strange planet. Rodney has a broken leg. What more can go wrong?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,435 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Will The Real Sam and Jack Please Stand Up? by ReganX reviews
“Remember when you ordered the quantum mirror destroyed? It didn’t exactly work out as we planned.” Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,661 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Consequences by natalie s reviews
A familiar face risks it all to come to the SGC, with them they bring a warning. Will they be able to challenge the popular misconception that you can't change the past?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - S. Carter
Jabberwocky by Stealth Dragon reviews
How far is John willing to go to protect? Heads going snickersnack, and genetic impossibilities. Oh, and don't forget the terrible physical trauma. John's not a happy man.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - John S. - Complete
Never Push the Button by kissmekent reviews
An accident with an alien technology reverts Jack and Sam to their prime. Up to 5 chapters! Please Read and Review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
First Aid for Dummies by Dr. Dredd reviews
Since the team is injured so often, Carson wants to teach them first aid skills. It's a good idea... in theory.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Life of Music by SneakyNeeky reviews
Aaralynn is a musically talented noble who travels with her family. One night after a performance they are attacked and her life is never the same.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tortall
Mysterious Stranger by Nelowl reviews
When the team met a mysterious stranger on a planet that is supposed to be uninhabited, can they trust her? Even when she seems to save them from the Wraith. And why is she so keen to have Carson Beckett accompany them to her home planet?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,868 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
It's Perfect! by stargatefan777 reviews
Happy Birthday Daniel! what else can i say? sj
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Trouble Brewing in Tortall by SneakyNeeky reviews
Ademia Salmalin, the third child of Numair and Veriladaine Salmalin, finds herself in the middle of multicountry controversy and disaster. As a teenager she is expected to help out but is not sure how. What happens from there? Not even I know that yet.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Tortall
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Useless Garbage by abfiaj reviews
My first parody! Arthur Dent visits countless random worlds, and Zaphod Beeblebrox turns a whole group of people into Pez dispensers. Chapter 3 Up!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Bad Horror Movie by Hazeydream reviews
Weir centre fic. Something strange is happening around Elizabeth, resembling a bad horror
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Not a Normal Halloween in Atlantis by Beach chick reviews
It's Halloween time in Atlantis, and they decide to throw a party. Things go great a first but end unexpectedly. Will John escape? Why is the Wraith holding Weir captive? What is so interesting about her room? Find out more... the last chapter is up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Titane's Tale by Action is Eloquence reviews
A nearly purebloood wolf seeks Balto
Balto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Reality Show by Magyar Prof reviews
It's pure FUN! Epilogue 'Big Blue Planet The Real Conspiracy' is up! The good humour is the one that makes you laugh for 10 minutes and think for an hour!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Hijacked by Falcon-Prey reviews
Jack must trust an old advisary after two members of his team are taken hostage in a hijacking.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - D. Jackson, D. Jackson
The Paintball Championships by Stargatecrazy reviews
Harmless fun turns nasty when Sam is hurt at the SGC Annual Paintball Championships.Maybe SJ. ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT MORE OF THE PLOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
OH THE WAYS, LET ME COUNT THEE by Mackenise Jackson reviews
Certain SGC personal are making a list, but about what. My first fanfic, Sam/Pete/Jack kind of
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
Memories or Nightmares by Titan5 reviews
Sheppard gets an unexpected reminder of his experience with the iratus bug, followed by a hairy encounter with yet another creature from the Pegasus Galaxy.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Catching Wild Magic by SneakyNeeky reviews
Numair and Daine: Their love and what makes Daine decide to marry Numair. A long oneshot for all you ND lovers out there.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Protecting the Enemy by Vernie reviews
When someone hacks into the Pheonix Foundation's top-secret files, Mac must find the culprit. But when he discovers the unlikely suspect, he finds himself doing everything in his power to protect her. (My 1st Mac fic).
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005
Essence of Time by Jessima reviews
John, Teyla, Ronon, and Rodney get a chance to go to Earth. When they step through the gate, they find that they have been sent 16 years into the future. Has Teyla and Ronon shipping!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Doctor's Orders by Tazmy reviews
McKay is terrorizing the scientists and Sheppard wants to know why. An anecdote that takes place after The Hive.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
No Coffee, but Apple Juice? by Seanait reviews
SG1 finds a little cube on a planet. Old memories reawaken and certain physical aspects, that can't be ignored, appear... w.i.p. [on hold, sorta]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005
Scissors, Paper, Rock by ESCotLoE reviews
Carson POV on a little action in the infirmary. Bit of ShepWhump.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Carson B., John S. - Complete
Never Give a Scientist by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
This is something my mind came up. Completely random. Would probably recommend against what the characters do in this...yeah...be afraid...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Si Magae Crustulum Dabis by jasonc65 reviews
Si magae crustulum das, quid fit? Invenite! Capitulum unum erit, sed saepe corrigitur. Agnitionibus additis, mea culpa.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - Latin - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Teach Me by ESCotLoE reviews
You want me to teach you?... Yeah, you never know it might turn out that I’m good at it
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Rodney M., John S.
Monty Python and the Holy Stargate? by Smartbraty2 reviews
Cross over with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Team fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005
Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Titan5 reviews
All Sheppard wants is to get some sleep, but instead ends up lost in the basement of Atlantis with Zelenka.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Complete
Monty Python and the SGC by technetium reviews
We have found a Goa'uld. May we burn her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Jacob C., Gen. Hammond
Assassin by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
An assassination is ordered on a member of the team. But by who? Why? And will it be carried out?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - John S. - Complete
Getting Over MacGyver by Meriem Clayton reviews
Jack has always been annoyed by people's reactions to his resemblance to the title character on the old TV show, 'MacGyver ' but Daniel may have found a way to work it so that it gets him together with Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Changing Life by darkling59 reviews
One-shot. As a young boy, Will is found floating in the sea. We all know he was a blacksmith ten years later, but do we know how he became one?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Daniel &the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by technetium reviews
Daniel Jackson is having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2005 - D. Jackson
Sexy? by technetium reviews
Jack learns the true meaning of "assume"
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
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Nightmares reviews
Takes place season 2ish, John begins to have nightmares, but what do they mean, and how long can he last, plagued by paranoia and suspicion? T for violence and lang.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - John S.
Revenge of the Scots reviews
It's St Patrick's Day in Atlantis, but something big is going down by the nonIrish folk. Third person centered on Original Character, but also Cadman and Carson
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Laura C. - Complete
Bang You're Dead reviews
From First Sentence Challenges...no summary cuz it'd spoil the story!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/18/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Little Series reviews
A series of short and humorous events each chapter is its own separate tale! No one shall be spared the cruel irony! Chapt 9 now Up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006
Obsessions reviews
Even the smallest, most commonplace item can invoke some deep sense of...well, something.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007
Diplomacy 101 reviews
Reflections of a certain Expedition Leader need I say more?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Rollercoaster reviews
Dr Weir realizes life is like a rollercoaster ride. Oneshot drabble, have suggestions? Please R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Miracles reviews
For Carson, they're no longer a myth...short drabble also check out Nightlights and Priorities :D
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
Priorities reviews
Just when you thought you couldn't take it any more...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Sarge: Stallion of the Barracks reviews
Oneshot...the Colonel's horse's POV on events dealing with a particular mustang.
Spirit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Nightlights reviews
For your darkest hour...even a bit of light can help. A short drabble Read and you just might like it. XD
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/3/2006 - John S. - Complete
Realizations reviews
Drabbles about different SG1 characters in different situations...No longer T cuz there's nothing controversial about it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
The Grudge reviews
SPOILERS for COMMON GROUND...my conclusion, with a little humor involved. :D Summary not good bc I don't wanna spoil the plot of Common Ground. ShWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Worst Case Scenarios reviews
Scrapes and troubles NOT accounted for during the show...add some Pegasus variety of creatures and who knows What will happen? Actually, more like Notsoworst case scenarios. Kplus cuz I don't think its T?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
Major Surfing reviews
Major Sheppard and Lieutenant Ford travel to the coast to take some much needed vacation: surfing. The waves are high, but why haven’t the Ancients documented anything on the Mainland or in the sea?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - John S.
Appearances Can Be Decieving reviews
Now 4 is up! This event takes place after Captain Samantha Carter had been taken as a host by a Tok’ra Goa’uld and whose life had been in jeopardy. A short time has passed since then, when the Stargate is activated and someone enters unannounced.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
Dangerous Toys reviews
Somethings are not always as they seem, even something as harmless and innocent as a simple child's toy...Some pastimes are not just a way of passing the time...Ronon encounters a familiar substance and gets into a sticky situation...Dino Dilemma
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S.
Translation Troubles reviews
Captain Samantha Carter agrees to Daniel's request to translate a tablet the only problem is why is she the only one who can? Rated T for mild language and mild violence. Epilogue is Here...Complete! PS: For those of you who don't know, this was my first
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete