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Author has written 4 stories for Van Helsing, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Last Samurai, and Titanic.

Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something - Westley

-The Princess Bride

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
- Charlie Brown

Lancelot: Do you know how to win a sword fight?
John: How?
Lancelot: Be the only one with a sword!

-First Knight

In a confessional, Alejandro posing as a priest.
Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
Alejandro Murrieta: Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please!

Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment!
Alejandro Murrieta: pause Of course not!
Elena: I dishonored my father.
Alejandro Murrieta: That is not so bad. Maybe your father deserved it.

-The Mask of Zorro

Agent J: "Did you ever flashy thing me?"
Agent K: "No."
Agent J: "I ain't playing, K. Did you ever flashy thing me?"
Agent K: "No."


Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

-The Princess Bride

Dory: Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: singing Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: continuing Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Dory: Sorry.

-Finding Nemo

Legolas: Lembas Bread, one bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.!
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: four burps


Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.


Jack Sparrow: Apparently, there's a leak...


Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: Thank you.
Carl: Sorry.

-Van Helsing

The arses on the trousers aren't very tight. They're very loose and baggy and I like tight trousers. And the shoes - the shoes have got a bit of a heel, and it's a strange sensation for a man. Especially when you're running. He mimes a mincing trot. "I am mighty Hornblower! Watch me run like a girl!"
Ioan Gruffudd

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The Phantom of the Alto by Chanandaler Bong reviews
Ch. 20 is up! Sorry that took so long! Genevieve is a young alto in the Paris Opera House who becomes perplexed by the mystique of the Phantom. PLEASE read and review...I love hearing what you have to say!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,571 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 1/1/2005
Apollo's Captive by gemathyst reviews
[COMPLETED] Paris was my partner in crime. Hector was my refuge. But Achilles was my world. [BriseisAchilles]
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Complete
No Matter What Happens by Wax Angel Wings reviews
This story takes place in an alternate universe, where a dictator has taken over the country. Olivia and all Desireable women are forced into slavery. Final Chapter Up! Look For Part 2...EX POST FACTO!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,790 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Abduction of A Princess by Sheiado reviews
AU FIC.(BriseisAchilles). The Trojan war was prevented and peace with Sparta was made. What happens when Priam's niece is abducted and forced into slavery?
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,952 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Living Dead Girl by Forever-Is-Only-A-Day-Away reviews
OOC Hermione works late to get by and when Malfoy decides to make an intervention in2 her life everything comes crumbling down Or does it build back up? M 4 rape sexual content. takes place after HBP. 0DarkMisstressOfTheNight0's new penname Ch 12 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Witch Hunt by Angel of Beauty reviews
Dracula is paid for selling witches.He brings only a handful of them into his castle to work for him.Lily is one of them.And she has to show everyone that she´s no witch to escape her fate.Noone knows that she carries a secret...FINISHED!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,958 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
Eden by Psycho Babble reviews
Another Halliwell pays a visit back in time
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Elise R.
Pomegranate by the original coda reviews
COMPLETE. From her lover's arms on the beaches of Troy, through a journey with Aeneas and a capture in Carthage, and back to Greece as a pawn of war, this is the tale of Briseiswho has travelled far to hear that Achilles did not die in Troy.
Troy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
If There Was No Van Helsing by lotrluv reviews
A girl with special gifts is forced to live in Dracula's fortress for five years. Dracula wants her as a new bride, but has to wait until she is of age, then he will make her his.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004
Of the Wicca by PaxRoman reviews
After his mysterious ressurection, Count Dracula allows his brides to foster a young human girl, whose role in their newly restored lives may be more significant than they expected... Kind of an alternate ending...RR is appreciated.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,979 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Pax Romana by the original coda reviews
The other knights watched as Tristan began to drag the woman he called Isolde out of the tavern. It was unlike him to make an outburst. Was he bringing her to her home, to her family, or perhaps, to his bed?
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,973 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004
As Long As You're Mine by Danielle Black reviews
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA phanfic... Charlotte, a promising Opera singer at the Opera Populaire, struggles with a choice between Erik, the Phantom, and Christopher, the Vicomte de Chagny Christine and Raoul’s son.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,864 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Please, Achilles, Please by Studio Huh reviews
There were few he loved in life. But when he loved, he did so unconditionally. An Achilles-Briseis romance with elements of the Iliad thrown in. (other pairings: HectorAndromache, ParisHelen)
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004
The Point of No Return by Songbird4890 reviews
RELOADED! Hogwarts puts on the prodution of the "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Jack Sparrow Wants by Ani Sparrow reviews
Jack Sparrow always gets. But this time it's proving a little more difficult! Rated for sex, suggested rape, drugs and violence. Final two chapters 3rd Sept.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,616 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004
It's Going To Be Love by DarkAngelFallen reviews
What if Briseis wasn’t the priestess of Troy but a slave girl given to Achilles before the Events of The Trojan War. And what if Achilles hadn’t died? Completed Sequel name: If I Ain't Got You...
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,212 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
Embracing The Darkness by Night Music reviews
A retelling of the classical tale of the dark lord, Hades, and the beautiful Kore (Persephone) that steals his heart. complete
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
My Affair With The Master Shipbuilder by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
Carrie Stevenson, traveling with her friends Jack and Fabrizio on the Titanic, runs across none other than Mr. Thomas Andrews himself. The unthinkable happens: Carrie, a steerage passenger, begins to fall in love. . . but her crush may not be as one sided
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,575 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Beso by Thunk reviews
(Complete) Due to a necromancer’s spell, Kagome kisses Inuyasha. He realizes she’s not herself, but not before her advances trigger his true feelings for her. Problem is, she doesn’t remember. And Kouga is starting to look pretty good…
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,905 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Childhood Memories by Ashley Barbara reviews
When the girl from Conor's past returns, he'll do everything in his power to save her from the Romans. (Complete)
Roar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2001 - Published: 10/8/2001 - Complete
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Scars reviews
A story of a girl with a torrid past. How will she affect the war? Is she the key to unlocking the hearts of the war-hardened? Please read and review.
Last Samurai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 7/1/2006
My Dream Come True reviews
Christina Chris has come aboard the Titanic not as a 2nd class passenger, but a 3rd class passenger. Chris lives up to her boyish name as she battles wit with the Charming, but oh so irritating Fifth Officer Lowe. Read and Review, please.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007
Doomed reviews
Nadine, a French Woman, saves Erik from the street and gives him a home. Only problem is that Nadine is best friends with Cristine. Erik learns to love the strong headed girl, but she is betrothed to Raoul's cousin. Let the chaos begin....
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006
Rose of Blood reviews
Van Helsing is sent back to translyvania to deal with a vampire that he missed. Magnus Lladslav has a human girl about to be his next bride. Can Gabriel save her? Rated M for later chapters.
Van Helsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2006