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Joined 02-17-06, id: 992456, Profile Updated: 06-28-14
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock Holmes.

Hello, I'm Sam! ;D

I love old book smell! If someone can bottle it, I would buy it in a heartbeat! No, a blink of an eye!!

I was born October 28th and I love the water. I also have a love of drawing and writing. I hope to do a lot of traveling before I die, I don't want to be stuck in one place for most of my life, I want to see everything I can of the world, and beyond, if I can find the means.

I live in Oklahoma, that's about right smack dab in the middle of the United States, and the weather sucks. In the winter it can get down to -10 F (about -23.3 C) and in the summer it can get up to 110 F (about 43.3 C). When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it blizzards. When you think one thing is going to happen, something else happens. The weather man is wrong 60-80 of the time. If you want to become a meteorologist professionally, don't start in Oklahoma, get some experience before you tackle the unpredictability of Oklahoman weather. If you don't like the weather now, wait five minutes, it'll change. Oh, did I mention the Tornadoes? Out of NOWHERE a big funnel of wind, dust, dirt, and debris from whatever else it ran into, comes barreling down the road. You know what most sensible people do when they hear the tornado sirens? HIDE and TAKE COVER! You know what a true Oklahoman does when he hears the sirens? WATCH it come in then CHASE it after it leaves!

And No, not everyone in Oklahoma is either a cowboy or a Native American Indian. Just because the majority is, doesn't mean that all are. I don't like it when people judge someone to be a country redneck just because they come from Oklahoma.

Did I mention, I dislike prejudice. I think it's ridiculous that people should be judged solely on where they're from and what they look like. But I'm a loving person like that.

I like anime like Pokemon, sci-fi like Dr. Who, fantasy like Harry Potter, TV dramas like House MD, musicals like Phantom of The Opera, family movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, and the occasional thriller like the Dr. Lector movies or those by M. Night Shymalan. Yeah, I know, I'm a weird girl and I have varied tastes, but as the Doctor might say "Diversity should be embraced, not crushed. How so very Dalek to think otherwise."

And just to prove how weird I am, I'm thinking about establishing a PMing game of either Clue/Cluedo or Chess. That would be fun, playing Clue(Cluedo) with other FanFiction-ers, but I think IM would be more suitable for that. PM would work better with Chess I think.

Characters without a plot (please PM me if you want to use any of them)

(None available at this time... :'( ...sorry...)

Current stories (published):

Hotel Mismanagement= Doctor Who fic. When Jena and Angela Ainslie (my OCs) go to a science fiction convention in a local hotel, things get shaken up a bit. Jena, who managed to get a job as a security guard, notices a few things that are a bit off. There's a big blue box just outside the door, a man with a brown trench coat that seems very familiar somehow, and who could miss the sphere of fog that was making its way down the street. Tenth Doctor fic, Post-Donna, first of a series that is temporarily paused at the moment. Rated K. Complete! (Update: May be revised soon)

The Man with the Red and White Shoes= Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Who Crossover. When one of Watson's clients dies mysteriously, Holmes is put on the scent of a deeper plot. A strangely dressed man, restless sleepers, and a chain of events that seems to lead nowhere. Can Holmes find his man in time to prevent further tragedy? Tenth Doctor, Post-Donna, Post-Moriarty I think. Rated K. Epilogue FINALLY up!! Complete! (Update: Revisions in progress)

Doctor meet Dr. meet Holmes= Doctor Who/Sherlock Holmes/House M.D. crossover. Just an experimental story of mine. I become a main character. Don't have a real plot yet. I'll probably make it up as I go along. I cameo and plop all three characters into the TARDIS so that they can help me "write an essay that compares and contrasts characters from classic and contemporary literature/TV for my English class". Tenth Doctor. (He's my favorite so far) Should have a lot of humor. In Progress! 2nd Chapter up! put on hold for now. (Update: On hold until further notice)

Works in progress (unpublished):

The Man with the Red and White Shoes is going to be pulled back for revisions very soon. All reviews, though highly positive have raised the same concerns: "The Doctor isn't in it enough" and "the ending was too sudden." Both will be addressed. I will probably find more issues with it as I go along since it has been several years since I first published it.

My Favorite Quotes:

"Life is like jazz... Best when improvised." -- George Gershwin, jazz composer

"Why, Thor, the God of Thunder, is trying to enter my building." -- Adam Savage, Air Duct Climb Myth: "Crimes and Myth-Demeanors 1", Mythbusters

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes" -- Fourth Doctor, "Robot"

"First things first- but not necessarily in that order." -- Fourth Doctor, "Megolos"

"... the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views." -- Fourth Doctor, "The Face of Evil"

"Chocolate is a serious thing" -- Deanna Troi, "The Game", Star Trek: The Next Generation

"'Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe with a kettle and some string' and 'Look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.'" -- Tenth Doctor, "Time Crash"

"There's no such thing as an ordinary human" -- Tenth Doctor, "The Lazarus Experiment"

"Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real" -- Dr. Hannibal Lector, Red Dragon
(yeah, I know he's a serial killer, but he gives great quotes!)

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." -- Galadriel, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

"Certainty of death... Small chance of success... What are we waiting for?" -- Gimli, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

"It's alright to talk to yourself, as long as you don't ask yourself a question and then say, 'Who asked that?' " -- Gracie Gibson, High school Creative writing class ;D

Oh, KylaRyan quoted one of my stories! I feel popular! (Good popular not snobby popular)

You know that saying, "You can guide a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink."
What you don't know is that there was a part taken out on the end, "A wise herder knows that if you take him to water enough times, eventually he will drink, he's not suicidal."


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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The World is Not Yet Prepared by Protector of the Gray Fortress reviews
A series of random crossovers for my own delight. Dalmatians, Mary Poppins...whoever will Holmes and Watson run into next.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,581 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Anomaly by KaiLand66 reviews
the main atlantis team is somehow transported into the voyager universe. future AU. now complete.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - K. Janeway, Elizabeth W. - Complete
Doctor,Doctor House by uncopywritable reviews
Uhhh... hi. I'm new. I like House and Doctor Who so I decided to begin with a crossover. The doctor is dragged off course by a energy spike coming from a teaching hospital in New Jersey...
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
A Study in Situations by KCS reviews
Drabble series. Using a LiveJournal prompt table, 100 situations in exactly 100 words each. Multiple POVs and genres, nonslash, no particular time frame, no particular order. Rated for room to play. Prompt #69 - Faint.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Phoenix by musicalmonk17 reviews
Be gentle ye children of Twilight. Long has it been wondered what follows the Breaking Dawn. The veil is gone. New vampires emerge, changing the destiny of the entire world for both the Cullens and the Volturi? But who's side are the newborns on?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,608 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doctor Plus Coffee Equals Chaos by Time Lady 802379 reviews
Rose has always wondered why the Doctor never drank coffee. But when she tries to find out, she gets more then she bargined for. Then throw in a few Daleks invading Torchwood, and you get a story. Now completed! Enjoy and Review
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Donna Noble's Travelling With the Doctor Rulebook by LuckyBlackCat reviews
Donna left behind a rulebook for future companions of of the Doctor.One short story for each rule to explain why it is a rule. Often very silly, doesn't reflect current writing ability, but it was all in good fun.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,099 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver was Useless by netgirly2k reviews
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
In a New York minute by runs with sissors reviews
New York city is no place to have a mental breakdown! But who's this new girl hanging around? Where's Rose? Final chapter up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Logan's Hair by blueeyes5 reviews
The Professor once threatened to make Logan think he's a 6-year old girl. What if he did?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Logan/Wolverine
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Hotel Mismanagement reviews
Jena never knew what was going to happen the day she took that job as security guard at the hotel, but she did know that Angela would resent her if she didn't take her along. Then she sees a familiar stranger among the masses of geeks. Post-Donna. 1-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Doctor meet Dr meet Holmes reviews
Welcome to my little experiment. I will place three of the greatest minds in TV and literature into one place and see what happens. They think their there to help me, but what will really happen? Prequel to "7-cross of DOOM: Sam's POV"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - 10th Doctor
The Man with the Red and White Shoes reviews
When one of Watson's clients dies mysteriously, Holmes is put on the scent of a deeper plot. Who is the strangely dressed man, and what does his appearance at the scene have to do with the lovely Miss Diana Caradeen? thanks to EoT, some are bits incorrect
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
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