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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, South Park, Metalocalypse, and Supernatural.

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And I Am Also Quite Blind by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
In the aftermath of Spock's blinding in Operation Annihilate, Jim tries to help him through his pain.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,932 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/3/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Bits and Pieces and Drabbles by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock and John in wee little dribs and drabs. Short bits of fiction, prompt fills for friends, or just little stories that don't want to grow up to be big stories.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
We'll Settle This Like Men by fruitdemo reviews
A bunch of Skwisgaar and Toki-centric drabbles. Some are pairing-oriented, while others are genfic. All written to random words from a generator.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W.
Charged Moments by Sushishu reviews
Kirk and Spock have a way of getting under the other's skin. A series of short scenes between Kirk and Spock, from pre-slash to slash. Includes drunken crankiness and surprise strip poker. Some angst, some humor, some fluff, some sex. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Safety, Guaranteed by PandaRaver reviews
John thinks of how Sherlock's coat is his comfort zone.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Drabbles based around the seven deadly sins featuring Dean and Castiel. Ratings will vary from chapter.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Needles by Kryptaria reviews
At the end of January, 2010, John and Sherlock move to 221-B Baker Street. By mid-February, John takes up his role not only as Sherlock's guardian and helper, but also his doctor. As the months pass, they grow closer and the trust between them deepens, until Sherlock puts it to the ultimate test. Written for persian-slipper.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Guardian reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Aragorn's Truth by leesungyeol reviews
He feels regret, of course he does, but how else would Legolas have known? oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Million Dollar Question by esstiel reviews
Prompt: "Cas, why woud you leave me like that? No answers, no goodbyes, nothing? Why?" Destiel. PWP, sorta. Kind of a followup from Cerulean Skies? Maybe? Lolol.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The One Who Gripped Me Tight by LaPotatoFairy reviews
A poem about Dean and Cas, written because Dean is mean to his angel and it makes me sad. He says his name is Castiel, I watched as my guardian angel fell. Angel Blades and Holy Fire, Watch the ring of flames rise higher.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Song and Dance by 4pollos reviews
Sex and love entwine as Skwisgaar finds surrendering to be a bittersweet, but necessary, business.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Mine by DawnTwilight reviews
Spock makes his claim. Notes: A companion piece to Romanse's art, 'Ashayam'. See cover art.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fire and Feathers by Teumessian reviews
After Castiel saves Dean from a close call on a hunt, certain repressed feelings are brought to light and limits are reached. Destiel. Wingfic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Jezail by Jack Brocket reviews
Watson refuses to let Holmes undress him. Holmes deduces. Established relationship, rated for ripping buttons off of shirts. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Shotgun by gilgameshforeternity reviews
John bites at the inside of his cheek as Sherlock leans forward to take another drag from the filter still between his fingers. Oneshot written in honor of 420. warnings: drug use, m/m
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heart Trouble by Cerulea reviews
Dean's having a harder and harder time of denying what he feels for a certain blue-eyed friend of his. And it's making him a little ornery, and a lot confused.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,320 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hummer by DC Derringer reviews
Talking to himself, Dean mentions wanting a hummer. Castiel overhears and is determined to give him one.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Heartless by CumberPatches reviews
John attempts to prove to Sherlock that, contrary to popular belief, the consulting detective does have a heart. One-shot. M for sexy stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Clean by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Castiel fell, tainting his Grace and leaving dirt ingrained into his being. He doesn't feel like an angel anymore, but Dean's pretty sure he can show him that Grace doesn't make the angel. Shower sex and fallen!Castiel angst
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sound Logic by Saucery reviews
"Watson," I murmured into his ear, "this is most irregular."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Fuse by Saucery reviews
This is how it happens.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Waltz by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
"Whoever taught you to dance so well?" "You did." After an Algerian jewel heist in Paris turns positively dull, Holmes takes it upon himself to teach Watson how to waltz. Inspired by Game of Shadows, some spoilers. Light but deliberate S/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Gay of Shadows by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
"What the HELL!" John spluttered. "It was an accident," Sherlock said calmly. "WHAT! Holmes, no. You did not just kiss me BY ACCIDENT. Kisses do not happen accidentally!" -slash, don't like, don't read- -SPOILERS-
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Glass and Ice by miettelaenvie reviews
An every day argument at 221b Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sexual Idiosyncrasies Facilitate Communication by Miss Meh reviews
Against his better judgment, Spock has agreed to role play with Jim. Companion fic to "Talk Me Into Something Kinky"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Puddles by miettelaenvie reviews
Thinking has never been so hard to do before.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For The Better by Troonye reviews
Mary realizes something about Holmes and Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Words Within by JessamyGriffith reviews
The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Robbery by Poke-wee-prime reviews
Baker street has been trashed, Watson fears for his friends life and that triggers something inside him! little fluff,ONESHOT.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teddybear by knockoutmouse reviews
Toki is having a bad day, as is everyone else in Mordhaus. He gets depressed. Skwisgaar comforts him. Oneshot. Angst in a sorta fluffy way. No real sex involved. T for language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
From the Inside Out by Tech Duinn reviews
What Jim doesn't know most certainly hurts him. One shot. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Diplomatic Relations by Coragyps reviews
John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Free as a Bird by MadiYasha reviews
It's the next best thing to be. Pickles/Tony, Pickles/Nathan
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
Camping by buzzlikebee19 reviews
This time the boys go camping. Charles comes along to make sure nobody gets killed...or kills each other.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
All The Young Dudes by Bassomatic reviews
When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Slave to the Grind by gossamernomore reviews
Ongoing collection of Preklok, Earlyklok, and Flashback fics. Rated Mature overall, but each story will include its own warnings. Most pairings are Skwisgaar x Toki and/or Charles/Pickles.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Weaknessklok by sillynekorobs reviews
Short, drabble-ish scenes of Dethklok at their not-so-metal best. Some are funny, and some downright cute. Because no one can be brutal ALL the time.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 8,713 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009
Trick or Treat by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Toki makes a bad costume choice.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Logic by MintyPlant reviews
Drabble. Toki likes to shoot things.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Toki W., C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
Waking Nightmares by MintyPlant reviews
When Nathan plagiarizes lyrics from a book of necromancy again, Dethklok gets stuck in each other's nightmares.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Drabble Collection by murderofonerose reviews
A series of Metalocalypse drabbles. Lots of slash or slash-if-you-squint, mostly either Nathan and Charles or Skwisgaar and Toki right now. Each drabble is stand-alone.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Yet Another Person Posting Drabbles by flight815kitsune reviews
A bunch of drabbles, as I have time to type them. Some will be slashy. M to be safe.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
Bloodlines by Larien Mithrandir reviews
A collection of one-shots about the boys' pasts, their thoughts on life, and random happenings around Mordhaus. Rated M for language, alcohol consumption, drug abuse, and sexual content. Reviews are appreciated!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009
Dethdrabbles by MadiYasha reviews
I'm not the best writer, but I do like Metalocalypse slash. Each story is standalone
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010
Quiver by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim is hesitant to allow Spock to meld with him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dethrequests by XxBloodyNightmaresxX reviews
Information in chapter 1!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
The Silent Treatment by MintyPlant reviews
Toki tries a new way of dealing with Skwisgaar's temper. Not slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Smokers Kill by Light The Visionary reviews
The Butt Out Team return to South Park to talk to the high school students. Was there ever a way this could end well?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
The Devil's Music by CaitlinFaith reviews
Playing guitar took him to a different place. He could pretend he was Tony Iommi or Jimmy Page, or anyone besides a lonely fifteen year old with abusive parents living in an abandoned village. Younger Toki-centric, T for some strong language.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Toki W. - Complete
Get Well Soon You Big Baby by SmashTurnip Girl reviews
Skwisgaar comes down with a bad case of man 'flu; Toki's a creeper, but his heart's in the right place.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Revolver by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Even when you think you have nothing left to live for, sometimes fate decides that you do.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Shwatsonlock by milkteethbabydoll reviews
A collection of one-shots. Contains: Slash, cuteness, angst, tasteless humor and a few other dietary needs.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Middle by cable69 reviews
Spock is walking down a street. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 251 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hard To Hold A Candle In The Cold November Rain by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
When Tony and Pickles get into another fight about the bassist's heroin addiction in November of '92, it spells the beginning of the end for legendary band Snakes N' Barrels. Of course the end of one thing can be the beginning of another...
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
July 30, 2010 by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Gregory has forgotten a very special day in his workaholic fervor, and Christophe is there to remind him of something very important. Hah, I think the summary is better than the actual story, but this is a birthday fic for my sister and beta : slash grmr
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Holds On by QueensJenn reviews
Dethklok's usual murder and mayhem takes a turn for the disastrous. Mild slash in last chapter. This story is now COMPLETE.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
The Former Member by Admiral Candy reviews
Before Toki, there was Magnus. One shots with the former guitarist of the greatest metal band Dethklok.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Nathan E.
And The Godfather Was A Lie by Kanskje the Titanium Bovine reviews
Pickles tells a story about how one time, back in the day, him and Tony got into some trouble and Tony introduced him to some "businessmen" to help them out. A "family" of sorts. Enjoy.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
Puppy Love by D McVetty reviews
Gregory helps Mole tackle his greatest fear head-on. 'Cuz they call it puppy love.-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Christophe, Gregory
Lean on Me by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
It was like all the other matches-Watson bets, Holmes fights, and they split the profit evenly between dinner and the rent...until Holmes was critically wounded by his drunk, enraged opponent. Joint fic between me and RoadkillHermes. Pre-movie. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Wounded by Ancalime8301 reviews
Holmes and Watson are wounded in an encounter concerning a case; h/c and misunderstandings between Watson and Mary ensue.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Painted Mule by Madi Holmes reviews
Watson finally takes Holmes to his first fight. Both are in thier early-mid 20s.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Misconceptions by Cardir reviews
He then grasped a brass handle in each hand and pulled. The heavy wooden doors creaked open slowly. Lestrade entered the room cautiously, and then emitted a strangled scream that set my bone marrow afire. SHJW slash, summary inside. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Up Jumped The Devil by maenhi reviews
Leaving personal DVDs in not-personal DVD players is never a good idea. Dethklok, S/T. This is silly, be very afraid! And enjoy of course. Written for Hearts&Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Gloves by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Christophe x Gregory, mildly fluffy, includes the symbolism of clean hands and gloves, and kidnapping, and murder. NOT A DEATH FIC.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Christophe, Gregory
Love In All Its Selfishness by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Sherlock Holmes was a selfish man and he knew it. After all, it is what happens when one is in love.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Some Kind of Genius by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Jim Kirk is screwed up and a genius. In which he learns what to do with that. Kirk/Spock, background Chapel/Uhura, and featuring Winona, because I can't help it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/29/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Beasts by Kokolo reviews
Mostly an excuse to poke fun at a certain mercenary's one and only identifiable weakness. Well... two weaknesses. If you count Gregory. -Gregstophe at the tail end. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Another one bites the dust! by Sporky92 reviews
...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I's Fallingks Asleeps by pdotzombie reviews
Drunk Toki and Sleepy Skwisgaar. I write ficlets about these boys when I'm drunk. Just read and enjoy, please. T/S slash, but very mild.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
A Study in Sickness by ingrid-matthews reviews
Promptfic: Holmes comforts a sick Watson in his own unusual way.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
Nor Half as Gentle by Gater101 reviews
I understood the whole argument of that firm, restraining grip.” Hands/Hand-holding prompt.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/15/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Matter of Conscience by jenlee1 reviews
When an investigation goes awry, Watson is forced to consider the consequences of his absence.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Near Life Experience by Kyla45 reviews
It started out with a kiss, a disaster. And of course, the two men couldn't just be adults and say what they meant. How were they supposed to amble through their own childishness? Oneshot. Leonardo & Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Thanks by pdotzombie reviews
S/T slash, fluff. Skwisgaar takes Toki with him to his secret place. I know, my summaries are super lame. Just read it, please.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Welcome to Paradise by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Bones is an alcoholic and a marriage counselor in that order , and for two geniuses Jim and Spock can be real idiots sometimes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The curious case of unsolved mystery by Moranion reviews
Watson realizes he will have to figure out why would he be willing to sacrifice Mary's life, if it would mean saving Holmes'. Not to mention the great detective has taken his time and analysed love. /AU, slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Musically Inclined by pdotzombie reviews
This is an mp3 player meme challenge. Contents include 12 drabbles varying in nature. Please enjoy!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
So Not Brutal by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Nathan's bored, but an unexpected visitor shakes things up. Rated T for language, nudity, alcohol consumption, and questionable actions. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Nathan E., Pickles - Complete
The Curious Case of the Missing Moustache by Melospiza reviews
Watson glanced down at his paper again, but grew apprehensive as Holmes drew nearer, the detective's long white hand making a beeline for Watson's face.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Unacquitted Love by L.R.T reviews
Skwisgaar gets the wrong idea when Nathan and Toki decide to write a song together. One-shot. SkwisgaarxToki. Blood. Rating based vaguely on Adult Swim's 14 standard.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Published: 1/22/2010 - [Skwisgaar S., Toki W.] Nathan E. - Complete
A Sense of Hope by hitagashi reviews
Leonardo's heart is about to stop, his friend is supposedly dead. Angst, H/C, M/M, Oneshot, WAFF
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Metro Mole by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
When the Metro-sexual fad comes back, Christophe fears for his already flamboyant lover. Are his fears well founded?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Silent Night by Dragonangelx003 reviews
What happens when Toki buys a copy of Silent Hill? Oneshot
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Forget the Flowers by Peachly reviews
After a rough mission, Kirk needs to get it out of his head. Luckily, he has a warm Vulcan to sooth him. Yen-tor svai. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Thanksgivingklok by Citizenjess reviews
The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Anniversary by gossamernomore reviews
S/T. Beware the fluff. I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
When I Ruled the World by Larien Mithrandir reviews
My take on how Snakes 'n Barrels was formed. Inspired by Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". Rated T for suggestive themes. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Pickles - Complete
Toki's Worst Fear by murderofonerose reviews
Even Skwisgaar has noticed by now that terrible things happen to everyone Toki loves. Contains implied S/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Late Night Liqour Run by Mad Jaqi reviews
Charles teaches Pickles a new phrase over a late night drink. Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse or anything related to the show however Mr. Smalls does.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles
The Playlist by Larien Mithrandir reviews
Just some ficlets exploring Toki's day-to-day life experiences. Better explanation inside. Hints of Skwis/To slash, nothing serious. Rated T for slash and language. Reviews are appreciated.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Toki W. - Complete
Lustration by Dragonangelx003 reviews
Toki/Skwisgaar After Mordhaus burns to the ground, Dethklok holds up in a hotel for a few days while Charles recovers. And someone needs to keep an eye on Toki. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by snowlessangel reviews
Unofficial Creek fluff
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Beyond Words by Merci reviews
Skwisgaar x Toki - Toki has trouble expressing himself in English, but Skwisgaar knows what he means when it counts.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Buzzings by NotebookChen reviews
short oneshot, slash- tweek x craig I just realized that this is the only fic I've written that isn't rated T for curses, lol
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
im sorry boy, shouldnt fly with his kind by nrs reviews
mon cheri! the night is young, the moon is full and your so hot! style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Guilt Can Wait by Red 000 reviews
Pickles is slightly curious as to why his brother is carrying around an inhaler, and Skwisgaar's stuck babysitting a wasted Norwegian... again. Aren't weddings great?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Pickles - Complete
The List of Couples by dark-night-sky reviews
Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bad Day by NomiBaloney reviews
Craig is having a really bad day though one twitchy caffeine addict can make all his problems disappear. Craig/Tweek fluff. 3rd person from Craig's perspective. T for swearing. One shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
FML: A story of Goths, Vamps and coffee by Nae'ka reviews
The second I stepped out of the house, I knew today would be hell. There was a blizzard of snow and a wind chill of what seemed to be negative twenty degrees…. celsius. I turned back to grab my jacket, but the front door was locked. CuRed BL.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Red Goth, Curly Goth - Complete
A Mercenary's Handbook by Yardale Bound reviews
A constant work-in-progress centering around my favorite South Park mercenary, Christophe "ze Mole". Based off such famous books as Zombie Survival Guide and How to Survive a Horror Film. Rated T for... Christophe. That's all the explanation you need.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Christophe
Evangelos by Bialy reviews
Destiny? Nah. Nothing even close. But this is him, Mello, Mihael Keehl, the rowdy boy who never quite fit, the mafia prodigy and streak of fire cutting his way through the world. Mello, in seven kisses. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mello
Rescue by The Evil Duchess reviews
Just a little Bunny oneshot. Butters saves Kenny from the path of a large automobile. R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
4 Dark by Kittygurl1111 reviews
Dark for 100 TC. Why is it Christophe always gets harassed by Gregory when the blonde brit is bored?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Christophe, Gregory
3 Light by Kittygurl1111 reviews
Light for 100 TC. Gregory's bored and who better to annoy for entertainment than Christophe?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
2 Love by Kittygurl1111 reviews
Love for 100 TC. When Gregory is left wondering if and when his lover will get back he starts to speculate about love.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
1 Introduction by Kittygurl1111 reviews
Introduction for 100 TC. Gregory and the Mole are on some business. But during their little adventure they run into a problem.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
First Kiss by Synnerxx reviews
A rant, some cigarettes, the sunset. Not very Gothic, was it?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Just Another Day In The Park by stumacher reviews
Kyle's Bar Mitzvah gets a little strange by the time that practically the entire town is accusing him and Stan of being gay. But, not without good reason. StanKyle one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Towers In Sleep by risokura reviews
In this one instance, when the sun is hanging just below the horizon, bathing all in it’s aureate glow, we can be normal. SkwisgaarToki.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Couldn't Say No by ForeverRio reviews
When Craig agreed to see the new Harry Potter movie with Tweek, he didn't realize he was signing himself up for public humiliation. Creek, short drabble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Unspoken Words by Eye of the Moon reviews
Tsuki Academy accepts students that are endowed or with abnormalities. As students, each Akatsuki member has his own problems, loves, and loyalties to attend to. Rated for foul language, mostly Hidan, and, of course, yaoi! Don't read if you don't like
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Lorien Laure by Erandir reviews
Comfort found amongst green and gold leaves. SLASH A/L
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Guide to Completion by Aralas reviews
AL SLASH. The heart of an elf prince longs to be whole, but a departed mother’s words and a broken gemstone are the only guides he has. The story is being REPOSTED with slight editions. Original plot remains. Apologies to those who have read it before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,550 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Rematch by KiteoftheAzureFlame reviews
“W-what? I don't, NGH.. want to fight Craig again!” Mild Creek. One-Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
YES! The South Park Twlight Spinoff Part 1 by Sly Mysteria reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Kyle was a Jew. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my bod. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Crossover - South Park & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Stan M., Edward - Complete
Mixed Signals by DizzyAlice reviews
Stan discovers he has developed feelings more than friendship towards Kyle. However, when his friend begins sending him mixed signals, Stan has trouble figuring out Kyle's true feelings. STyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Lullaby by Blessed by the Angel of Death reviews
Toki recieves some comfort from a friend after his father's death. feel free to read and review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Messy by super manako sohma reviews
Christophe's got a messy way of doing things. Warning: blood, decaying death and slash. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Fanfiction by Just Another Crappy Writer reviews
One day, Mrs. Broflovski gets a link directing her to a Style story . .
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Sheila B. - Complete
Thunder by super manako sohma reviews
Meaningless oneshot. There's a storm outside and Gregory won't give Christophe his iPod. All hell breaks loose. Warning: violence, swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
They Can't Hurt Us a Creek oneshot by 3bbsyyy reviews
When Craig relizes that Tweek is hurt, he demands to know who did it. No resolution :/ Parings: fluffy Creek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Avatar's Guide to Problem Solving by Masako Moonshade reviews
Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
Summer Showers by Erandir reviews
An afternoon excursion takes an unexpected turn. A/L, PWP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
prodigal sons from afar by korallrode reviews
A Metalocalypse, Pulp Fiction cross over involving our two fav. foreigners. thrills! spills! youll laugh, youll cry, you never know whos gonna die! its fun for the whole family so R&R please.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Stan's Worst Nightmare by Roxius reviews
Stan Marsh totally hadn't seen this coming at all, and apparently, neither did Cartman nor Wendy. 20 random sentences of Cartman X Wendy, and slight mention of Kyle X Stan. Please R & R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Forever and Always by super manako sohma reviews
A little something I based off of the Raisins episode. What use is forever when someone will love you always? Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Football! by Cherry Champagne reviews
Pip and Damien are MANLY.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Follow You by Boyue reviews
Pip thinks that he can be with Damien if he dies. He doesn't know how wrong he is. -Dip/Oneshot-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Playing the Melody by Pocketface reviews
That day I think I saw Gregory for the first time, really. Gregory/Mole. Pointless, melodramatic fluff. Just what the doctor ordered.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
the way you talk by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - shônen ai, fluff - Kakuzu wants to do some paperwork, but gets distracted by Hidan, who simply can't keep his mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hate by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Red Goth hates everything. has naughty language!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Curly Goth, Red Goth - Complete
Underwater Friends by sillynekorobs reviews
Toki wants a pet, and the members of Dethklok decide to oblige. After all, how hard can it be to take care of a simple fish? Plenty hard, when the rhythm guitarist is involved!
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Pain Killer by RurouniKon reviews
Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman, Stan tries to make him feel better. STyle Yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
That Smile by Steely-Toast reviews
It was more than he'd ever expect, to have such nice guardians. Especially Deidara-san; he'd have to admit he was his favorite of all. K DeiSaso ItaSaso
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Chocolate by Forgotten.Thirteen reviews
Mello and Matt are bored one day when Matt gets the sudden urge to ask Mello what his favorite chocolate is. One Shot. No Yaoi, even though I like the MelloxMatt pairing.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Bubble Gum by Miss Queen B reviews
Metalocalypse fic. Toki, Skwisgaar and a bowl full of bubble gum candy. My first dethklok and slash fic. Please Read and Review.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Cheap by Delirium Butterfly reviews
How did he get himself into these situations? A drabble fic involving Mello's, er, suggestive, attire... Rated T for implications
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Weakness by Kyrianne reviews
My interpretation of what happened in chapter 99. Oneshot, heavily implied MelloxMatt, Mellocentric. Rated T because it's sorta disturbing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Saprophytic by Halogen11 reviews
Oh, how beautiful art decays. And how artistic friendship is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Can You Feel The Fear? by Keeper of The Cheerios reviews
A short story about a angry blonde and his only fear. Rated T for a curse word! Oh dear!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Nobody's Home by TheLastRose reviews
Dead...Sasori was dead... He screamed and screamed, no words just a long sound to display his emptyness to the world. Now nobody is home for Deidara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Real Christmas by septentrion
Drusilla wants a real Christmas, and Spike is only too happy to oblige.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
Doll by Steely-Toast reviews
[AU][DeiSaso][ItaSaso][SLSaso] Being raised to be a China doll... Doesn't mean you are one. [M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasori - Complete
When The Dog Bites by Paperleaf reviews
[CartmanxButters] Poor Butters gets bitten by a dog, and Cartman practices his rarely used sympathy. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Woods by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Mole gets stuck in a trap. D:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Mmm, Spoofy! by Lin13 reviews
A story where spontaneous stupidity reigns supreme. Reviewer number 200 gets to request a oneshot from me!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Hermione, New And Improved! by nitric-hamster reviews
Dumbledore continued. ‘I’m afraid I have some bad news for you all. The sorting hat, I have been informed, is either possessed by lord Voldemort or having an identity crisis.' WARNING: random
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Impermanence by Highway Girl reviews
Kenny ponders on his relationship with Bebe. KennyBebe with hints of WendyCartman and StanKyle. One Shot. Complete.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kenny M., Bebe S. - Complete
T3H DRAMA ZOMG by Jentaro reviews
A parody fic. Not much to say. If I had to summarize it, I would say it's over the top emo, and really pointless. Rated 'M' for T3H DRAMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hermione G.
That Which Innocence Cannot Mask by Gigabomb reviews
Zetsu x Tobi, implied Obito x Rin, implied Kakashi x Obito. Takes place before, during, and after the timejump. Sometimes amnesia isn't enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
South Park Makes You Gay by Seaouryou reviews
Stan wants to know what turned him gay. Kyle just wanted to eat his lunch.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Tweek has a dirty little secret. Something he does when nobody else is around. His own personal guilty pleasure. And boy does it bring him pleasure. He’d be so ashamed if anyone found out…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Laceration by Elendraug reviews
Stan, why are you so mad? [ Slash. Stan Kyle. ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
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Another Series of Drabbles from Another Metal Fan reviews
Just what it sounds like. The idea is to write a drabble, not edit it at all, don't care about little mistakes, and stop when you can't write anymore for any reason , or it ends. Rating subject to change, lots of slash, multiple pairings.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010
Dethklok Didn't Happen in a Day reviews
Pre- TV-show. Dethklok took years to build up to super-star status. The boys had other bands, had relationships, and had to get through a lot. Starts four years after Snakes N' Barrels break up, in 1996 ends in 2006. Slash, mostly implied.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,098 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010
If I Have Anything to Say About It reviews
"It really is too bad I will die without satisfying my curiosity about coitus," Castiel said as he shut the Impala's door. "Sex really is the best thing life as a human has to offer," Dean chuckled back. (Hidden scene in Ep. 5x3)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Maybe Not reviews
Pickles and Tony are out for a drive when something goes wary. They seem to be caught in a never-ending fight. SNBPickles X Antonio Tony DiMarco.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Pickles, Antonio D. T./Tony - Complete
My High School Years reviews
My old story revised with a better plot and more "action". Akatsuki AU fanfic, Hidan meets Kakuzu on a plane, Sasori is a player, and Itachi is a suicidal maniac from Texas. ENJOY. T for boys loving boys and Hidan's flithy little mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Loss reviews
I never thought I'd feel a loss. I never thought Death could be this different. First Dip story, rated T for Hellish things. Yes someone dies
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Music reviews
A drabble for a friend Bebe X Butters. Bebe talks about the thing that made their relationship.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bebe S., Butters S. - Complete
Demons reviews
"You never do any of ze dirty work! You slack off and leave us wiz a mess zat you may or may not 'elp me wiz" Christophe growled dangerously. "I never do any of the dirty work you say? You'd be surprised, Christophe dear" a humorless laugh. T for a reason
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
MyHighSchoolYears :DISCONTINUED: reviews
It was my second year of high school when I met him. We met in one of the most f&* ing unlikely places… Heh…and the most un-f&*%ing-likely thing happened…But I’ll explain that later. Let’s start from the beginning………//////////// Updated version on profile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Lavender reviews
All he ever talked about was Wendy. Even while we were in detention, when we could've been out playing football. Done for the 100 theme challenge.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Fragile reviews
“I do believe you are more fragile than I...mentally” Gregory whispered, suddenly very close to my ear. I pushed him away softly. “Why would you say such a zing? You are ze fragile one” I scoffed...............T for language and very few scary images
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Immaturity reviews
Even the most mature have their moments. They're maybe 12/ 13 years old, only gay if you see it that way :
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
C'est Moi, Mon Cher reviews
Chri...Christophe!" I stuttered. "C'est moi, mon cher!" he replied. "But you were... dead!" "Where ever I am, I weel always come back for you mon cher... even if eets from ze depths of 'ell"..................T for language and slight gore
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete