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Author has written 51 stories for Cats, Stargate: SG-1, World of Darkness, Stargate: Atlantis, Marx Brothers, X-Men, Atlantis, Lemmings, Timecop, Fairy Tales, Forgotten Realms, ElfQuest, Kingdom Hearts, Terminator, Princess Bride, Hook, Legend of the Five Rings, Transformers, Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew, Once Upon a Time, Frozen, Forbidden Kingdom, Kingdom Keepers, Warhammer, and Avatar.

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The Master and the Demonblade : The master of the Five Rings, Kiriko, the only survivor of the attack on the homestead of Kakita Ashigo, the eleventh child of the family of twelve, and first of two girls. takes up her parents swords on ap ath of vengance, on the other side of the Burning Sands, Anko, twenty nine thousand years later, takes up Kakita Yotoshami's sword, The Desert Demonblade, and becomes the Demon of the Silver Sea. Both women, tied by fate and generations apart, join forces against the Shadowlands magian, Shendu. Story rated M for strong themes of gore.

The Crane vs The Hook : a hook fanfic that takes place 30 years after the events in the movie Hook, Peter Pan/Banning's two children Jack and Maggie grew up and never forgot Neverland, They had their own children, Maggie two boys and a girl, Jack three boys. Maggies daughter, Crane, the only grandchild of Peter who had the same mark that Hook had given the adult Pan during Hook and his fight during the movie. Crane, the only girl of the six grand children goes to Neverland to fight her grandfathers worst enemy. But what can a 18 year old chinese girl do against a bloodlusting pirate with a hook for a hand? Simple, never forget her happy thought! UNDER EXTENSIVE REWRITING

A Visit to Pandora : Rodney and Radek watch a movie, and get some ideas, after a few dozen weeks they're ready to test out their stuff. So far so good! Uh... where did Vipteri come from? Why did Radek faint flat on the floor? RODNEY!!

Poem of a Spainard : A short totally offbeat poem using quotes from the movie Princess Bride, it is Ingio Centeric, and made mostly for the hseer heckof it as i had nothing else to write. MOVED TO DA

Vierna's Redemption : Vierna, the older sister of Drizzt Do'Urden flees her destroyed home in search of her brother, and her redemption. MOVED TO DA

One Last Hug : My first ElfQuest story! It is pretty much an "extended scene" of sorts of Kings of the Broken Wheel when Clearrook is finally at peace with One-Eyes passing.

Feline Dreams and Stranger Things : within hours of a mission Teyla wakes up as a housecat with no way of returning to human form, John and the rest of the team have to come up with a way to help Teyla return to human form or she will be stuck as a cat forever. But to be able to come up with a way to bring her back to human form, Teyla must first go on a quest into the dark underground feline world of M1C-Z1A before returning to human form. rated M for strong language/feline terms

The Flowershop : as Vinny tells Milo about the flowershop at the camp the day before going into Atlantis, Vinny actually relives the moment as he tells the story. rated T

The Broken Stargate : Teyla is left for dead by the Wraith on a ice covered planet, leaving her with only a broken Stargate, and a rusted knife, no way home, Teyla has to make the ultimate choice between Life and Death as she waits for the Daedalus or the Apllo to find her. Rated T for blood/gore, Unknown season

Lost and Wounded : On a visit to the mainland John and Teylas jumper is damaged, causing them to be split up before it crashes, sending Teyla into a swampy area and John into a thornbush, thankfully Rodney and Halling are on hand for John... but where is Teyla? rated M for themes related to water and mud. Season Two, right after Michael just before Exogenesis (SGA book)

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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. The "It's a Small World After All" creatures go on a rampage.
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."
5. When you wish upon a star, nothing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than 600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups.

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Assassin's Creed: Faith by NanoBlade reviews
Asgeir, the bastard brother of Queen Elsa and Princess Anna, is an Assassin. Bound to a Creed as old as the realms, he will stand against forces that threaten the future of Arendelle, and possibly every realm. Xover with Assassin's Creed along with the others.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/21/2014 - OC, Elsa, Anna
Frost Along the Road by moviedragon009 reviews
Two sisters find that paying a visit to some some old friends can have unintended consequences...such as a quest to destroy an ancient relic. The official, and highly requested, sequel to "The Hobbit and The Snow Queen"!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,701 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Elsa, Anna
StarGate: Galactic Imperium by VexMaster reviews
What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 97 - Words: 465,667 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/22/2009
Be Patient by ThreeHeadedMonkey8 reviews
This is a collection of one-shots to do with season 4 spoilers -Mostly CaptainSwan-. Ch 19: "Grilled Cheese" Set in season 4B, Killian takes Emma out on their second date.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Elsa, Anna
Guardian Angel by 2K401 reviews
What happens when an Assassin is sent to the kingdom of Arendelle to protect the city and people when Templars try to take more control over the world. How will people view him? A Hero? A Threat? A Murderer? Rated M in some scenes for violence and Mild Language.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,452 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/2/2014 - OC, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B.
Do you hear that? That's my heart by SwanQueen1 reviews
Elsa has a nightmare and Anna reminds her she is still breathing.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Can't Be Controlled by Blink Floyd reviews
"You broke our deal! And if you don't find my sister, you and this entire town will pay. I'll make sure of it." (In which Elsa wants to find her sister, Rumple has to deal with what happened in the past, and everyone learns to beware the frozen heart.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Elsa - Complete
OUAT: Frozen by Silver Lining Aura reviews
When a dangerous prisoner escapes the wards underneath Storybrooke Hospital Regina enlists Emma's help to recover the patient before the town and it's citizens are encased in snow and ice. Slight AU on both OUAT and Frozen.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Anna, Elsa
The Frozen Fellowship by Nepaliwaves reviews
After unintentionally crossing worlds through the North mountain, Elsa finds herself at a gathering for a great quest to destroy...a ring? Learning that her path home is tied to this adventure, the Snow Queen must join four hobbits, two men, an elf, dwarf, and wizard on stopping the Dark Lord Sauron, who sees dangerous use in controlling Elsa.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,214 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elsa
Conceal Don't Feel by Ethereal Wishes reviews
Elsa has arrived in Storybrooke full of icy vengeance. She won't stop until everyone's hearts are frozen, but what made her so cold? Emma and Hook hurry to find the key to saving the town, but what is strong enough to melt the ice around the Snow Queen's heart and is she even still alive? [Captain Swan] [Rumbelle] [Outlaw Queen].
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,435 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Emma S., Belle, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Elsa
Goodness is something chosen by DreamsWanderer reviews
"-You wanna thaw Hans!- Anna's bewildered expression is exactly what Elsa had anticipated when she had come up with that plan. [...] -Anna…- she whispers as she reaches for her sister's hand. -If there is one thing I've learned in Storybrooke is that everyone deserves the chance to do the right thing.-" –Set AFTER the events in Storybooke and the sisters' return to Arendelle.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Ingrid/Snow Queen, Anna, Elsa, Hans - Complete
Practice Makes (Sort Of) Perfect by Dani-Ellie03 reviews
"Your magic is instinctual." Elsa raised her eyes to the snowflakes, which now hung in mid-air between them. They stopped moving once Emma directed her attention to them, which only proved Elsa's point.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Emma S., Elsa, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Control by rapunzells reviews
Princess Emma meets Queen Elsa, and together, they learn more about their magic. In the process, they learn more about themselves, as well. FTL AU. No curse.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Emma S., Elsa - Complete
Cold Blast by OlafOfThundera reviews
Emma and Elsa encounter The Snow Queen in the forest. A family connection is realised, but will Emma tragically lose her precious new friend? One-shot featuring Emma and Elsa's developing friendship. This is based on a dream I keep having so I thought it best to just write it out so I can hopefully have a peaceful night! No plot, just some EmmaxElsa angst and friendship fluff.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Emma S., Elsa, Ingrid/Snow Queen, Anna - Complete
Captain Frozen by mryddinwilt reviews
Queen Elsa and Captain Hook meet in Storybrooke but it isn't the first time. A look through Emma's eyes. Started as a hope and now basically an AU that's kind of more parallel than alternate (but PU sounds weird right?). I have a mad desire for these two to be good friends and Emma to be jealous!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Elsa - Complete
Frozen Heart by EternalRandomChick reviews
Based off of the promo for 4x02. Elsa's powers react again, but this time, she accidentally freezes Emma's heart.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Elsa - Complete
A Cat's Tale by The Lone Kid reviews
When a trip to the Valley of the Living Rocks gone terribly wrong, Elsa changed but only temporarily. Now stuck being a cute little hairy fur ball for a while, how will her friends cope with the sudden change? More importantly, how will the kingdom react? (Note: not ELSANNA) but a little bit of KRISTANNA in later chapters. (Now with Epilogue)
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Snow Wolf by Tohdoh reviews
Elsa's powers and emotions reach a breaking point. She suddenly turns into a wolf and kills the Weselton guards out of self-defense, prompting Hans to hunt down the terrified young queen. Can Anna save Elsa from her wolf form, while saving herself from a frozen fate?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans - Complete
The Ice Princess by JustAnotherGirlInTheWorld reviews
We all know her now, but who was Elsa BEFORE she became the infamous Snow Queen? She was the Ice Princess, of course! In this fic, follow Elsa through her troubled childhood, learn the horrifying truth about her parents, and see all the love, guilt, pain, and heartbreak that the cold can bring in the small kingdom of Arendelle. Includes torture and death (of OC characters).
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,450 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King - Complete
The Hobbit and The Snow Queen by moviedragon009 reviews
After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?
Crossover - Hobbit & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thorin, Elsa - Complete
Can't Hold Back by intheinkpot reviews
Three months after the Great Thaw, Anna and Elsa receive a message informing them their parents are still alive and headed home.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King, Queen - Complete
Red vs Blue: Through the Wormhole by BIG Z1776 reviews
When the Reds and Blues bring their battle into the SG Universe things get out of control. The Reds and Blues cause havoc for the SG-1 team that was not prepared for this kind of mission and must adjust to this new band of rejects and super commanoes Set after Revelation and during Season 3 of SG-1. I brought in the OC's from my story Love Red vs Blue Style Please read and review
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012
Chasing Phantoms by Zothar reviews
The NCIS team responds to a dead marine, and the only immediate lead is a picture of a man. When said man stumbles onto the crime scene, things get interesting. No pairings, set during Supremacy/Ultimatum (before he calls Landy in both films).
Crossover - NCIS & Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain
Forward Unto Atlantis by LucyFearsTheMorningStar reviews
On the way back to Atlantis, the USS Daedalus stumbles upon a wrecked Frigate floating in the void of space between the Pegasus Galaxy and the Milky Way. Will a weary expedition find unexpected salvation? Or will they add to the monument of Ancient sins?
Crossover - Halo & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,081 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010
Moonfell's story by The Stitched Ninja reviews
Sequel to "i must remember". Katty Moon is really Moonfell, daughter to Bearclaw and Joyleaf, sister to Cutter. After tying up everything in her life on Earth KattyMoonfell returns to her true home, The World of Two Moons...to live her life as she should
ElfQuest - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,092 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2005
Hercule Poirot and 99 others like this by Cowardly Brave reviews
What if Poirot and all his friends were on Facebook?
Hercule Poirot series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
It Will Be A Perfect Victory by Dougster reviews
Do or die time for Babydoll and the girls. Zombies and orcs, robots and dragons, can our heroines battle through in time? Song links on profile page
Sucker Punch - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Babydoll, Step-father/Priest
Goofy Bloopers And Deleted Scenes by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Title says all! These are outtakes, deleted scenes, and alternate scenes from both Goofy movies. Includes mature content, pop culture references, and insanity! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Characters might be slightly OOC. Now complete.
A Goofy Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Golden Dawn by Amann0407 reviews
A mysterious race has arisen on the edge of the Milky The Goa'uld Empire is concerned about The Tok'ra and Tauri are curious about But who are they and what do they want? All parts will be here, for reader This story is now abandoned, but being rewritten in Stargate: Golden Dawn under my
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,016 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009
Court Date by Darkclarkson reviews
Yoda decides to press charges against the Emperor over Windu's death. The Emperor hires a lawyer with a ridiculous name, and Yoda hires someone else... One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Yoda, E. Palpatine - Complete
Of Treasure Maps and Steel Eagles by Dark Horse Writer reviews
All seems pretty plain when Ben, Abigail, and Riley go to New York City because Abigail is giving a lecture at NYU. Of course, there is a certain shop owner and sorcerer who misplaces one book that holds a terrible, yet amazing secret. Complete!
Crossover - National Treasure & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,622 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Riley P., Balthazar B. - Complete
When Approaching An Ancient by Abby Ebon reviews
A Doctor Who & Stargate SG1 xover. Things go wrong when suns explode near the TARDIS...9thRose
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/26/2006 - J. Fraiser - Complete
One Year Later by Qille reviews
For the HTTYD anniversary! Hiccup and Toothless get invited to a dragon party, and much chaos ensues. Includes a drunken Toothless and my opinion on how Hiccup lost his foot! Please review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Skyfire by Tsumiden reviews
the Enterprise finds a startling package in an asteroid and offers to take him home
Crossover - Transformers & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,842 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jetfire, Spock
Tea Time by YappiChick reviews
He waits for her Return. Again.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
So You Want to Play by Spontaneous Implosion reviews
Just a drabble after allowing someone to determine the subject of my writing. How she came up with Jumanji, I'll never know. From the viewpoint of Hunter Van Pelt.
Jumanji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Van Pelt - Complete
5 Great Gonzo Acts That Kermit Vetoed by marginaliana reviews
See title.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
A Peculiar Thing Called Love by VanillaSpiders reviews
You can’t really decide who to fall in love with. In modern day, the magic Carpet is just finding this out. Thankfully, he has Genie and Iago to show him the way to romance…but carpets aren't real living things. And you thought *your* relationship was odd
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,507 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Genie, Aladdin
Star Trek with A Stargate by hydra350 reviews
This is only second fic done. Hope it's good. It's a crossover! Stargate Atlantis and Star Trek.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Busted by YappiChick reviews
Great. She knew exactly what happened. He flashed his most charming grin. "You’re beautiful." John/Teyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Not Quite the Lord of the Rings by Lothithil reviews
An experimental crossover between Stargate SG1 and the world of JRR Tolkien. Jack and the gang come to Middle earth and meet a singular elf, then bring her home. See both worlds through new eyes. On hiatus.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,363 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - J. O'Neill
A Walk in the Woods by WingedPegasus reviews
When Teyla is captured and made into a Runner, it's up to our boys to make sure she gets home safe. Team friendship, Shep/Teyla friendship, and whump for all!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
101 Things and more we would love to hear in SGA by Gundambaby reviews
As the title says, a bunch of lines yet to be heard in the series... Now continued, because you asked for it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007
Spaz Juice by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
The Paintball War by Xeron.Got.it.memorized reviews
A paintball War is started on the North Pier, but quickly deteriorates to defending themselves from a surprise Wraith attack. And what's this? Replicators? Eventual Sheyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
But Not Farewell by AnCa reviews
On a routine mission something goes wrong with the Jumper, Sheppard whumpage and Teyla/Sheppard Friendship follows. Rodney and Ronon get a look-in for good behaviour. COMPLETE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,896 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
The Day John Got Whumped And his head got bumped by YappiChick reviews
The Cat in the Hat meets SGA. whump!John, SHELYA.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Jumper Bumper by Gundambaby reviews
They are short, they are bright, they are Jumper Bumper Stickers! NEW CHAPTER!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Halo SG1: Combat Ascended by Anubis117 reviews
Master Chief goes back for Cortana, but he comes back with Asguard and Ancients weapons, a new set of armor, and tells Cortana that the Final Halo is actually an Ori SuperGate! SG1 Halo 2 crossover! No flames, please!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
The Heat Is On by rubycaspar reviews
John and Teyla get stuck in a transporter. That's pretty much it for plot...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
Garfield Goes to the Farm by Malcolm Fox reviews
Garfield ends up in US Acres after a bad night. Rated T for a little language and drunkness in 1st chapter. The rest is pretty K rated I think. Ch 6 finally up!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006
Macgyvers visit to SGC by bookworm5 reviews
When a breakin almost occurs at SGC, George Hammond calls an old war buddy, Pete thorton, to send someone in to break in in attempt to beef up security measures, collaboration with the ever lovely Leria006
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/9/2005
Dixie Mall Car Chase by Kittiko-Blues reviews
The famous scene from the movie as told from a third-party perspective.
Blues Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
A Day and a Night in Korea by Jeffrey T. Spaulding reviews
The cast of MASH meet The Marx Brothers; Groucho, Harpo and Chico. Hilarity ensues etc.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Hawkeye P., Frank B. - Complete
Stranded by Padme18 reviews
Teyla and John are stranded on another planet with no way home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Allies in the Shadows by Samuraiko reviews
While in Dragon lands, a samuraiko and her companions encounter a group of Unicorn fleeing to the west. But what is hunting the Unicorn samurai is no ordinary foe, and when darkness falls, one must make allies among the shadows... Set before the Clan War.
Legend of the Five Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Two Of A Kind by MotatoPotato reviews
SJ. Vignette 19. Enter Furling.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Mama Knows Best by jrfan81 reviews
When Jack is given the promotion to command the SGC he needs a little more help than his team can give him, so he goes to the one person he knows will help him decide… his mother.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Very Muppets Mystery by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Phyllis Pepper is the only human in an all Muppet town. But will things spice up when Fozzie brings her a case that leads swiftly to Muppet homicide? An insanely long and ridiculously complicated mystery.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,899 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Stargates and Battlestars by FicFiend reviews
Crossover with SG1, Atlantis and BSG2003, lots of action and lots of Jack, give it a shot. ABANDONED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - J. O'Neill
Saradon's Revenge by Red Bess Rackham reviews
He was beaten once before, and he's not going to let it happen again. She's going to marry Will, no matter what the man from Florin does. Will has vowed to do anything to keep her from danger. And now everything has been put into jeopardy. Complete.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,999 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Westley, Prince Humperdinck, Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Mendacity by Bomba-Fae reviews
She lived in his empire, she was sent to destroy their lives. Brought up in a society that killed for existence, deceiving those who she befriended. Little did she know she lived to die. OFF HIATUS and UPDATED
Cats - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006
Get Out Alive by Robin Sparrow reviews
A songfic about Jack's final moments on screen during Dead Man's Chest, using the lyrics from the Three Days Grace song Get Out Alive. One Shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
POTC Movie Parodies by Mr. M'n'M reviews
A parody on the first movie! A little OOC. PLOT SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006
Conversion by ZPM05 reviews
What if Teyla had been infected with the retrovirus along with John
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
GarfBob SquareField by garfieldodie reviews
Garfield meets SpongeBob in this whimsical tale. Jon has purchased SpongeBob, and we all know what Garfield does when Jon brings a fish home. Uh oh. COMPLETE!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Americanized Jellicles by Tyrunner reviews
What happens when 8 Jellicles end up in a box and get packaged to America? One amazing, and at times funny, story of trying to get back home. Chapter 4 in! Chapter 5 coming soon!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
So, You Want to Murder the Jellicles? by Puddycat reviews
Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Down On The Farm, Where The Atlantians Play by Cadao reviews
The Atlantians head back to the Farm, this time with some more Atlantian turned animals. Has no plot, or any real idea . . . Charge!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
It's a Ring World After All! by Khandnalie reviews
This is a song to the tune of Its a Small World and its about Halo. There is a part for every difficulty of the game. Please read and reveiw! Rated t for light cussing, and a few crude jokes.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006
The Price of a Kiss by Delphiniums Blue reviews
A short poem in the POV of Judas when he realises what he has done
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
How Long is Forever? by Draco's Daughter reviews
When Munkustrap is hit by a car in Macavity's latest scheme, it's up to Rum Tug Tugger and Old Deuteronomy to find a surrogate Guardian and keep the tribe from disolving right through their claws. But this raises an important question Is Munkustrap alive?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
In The Eyes Of The Moonlight by Bomba-Fae reviews
Sometimes the past comes back to haunt you. Finished on 04-30-06, this story is now in re-editing mode.Chap12done.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Murder at the Thompsons by Metal K reviews
Hercule Poirot, Inspector Jacques Cleausou and Bertrom Wooster with his faithful companion Jeeves are called in to help solve the murder of a young girl.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006
Macavity: Wanted For Everything by Xia-Etcetera reviews
Ok, this explores the 'Everything' on the poster that says Macavity: Wanted For Everything! Here to be enjoyed...and you'd better enjoy it 'cause we did a lot of reseach to get this far! Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Monty Python's Iliadyssey by abfiaj reviews
The combined stories of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey. And remember, wars are not about money or power, they're about paranoid inspectors, attempted suicides, gods with rude table manners, and the new Scene 3.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
Untitled, as of right now by Demetergirl reviews
A new Tom named Rashkent comes to the Tribe, can the Jellicles trust this new desert cat? PLEASE read and review. A story written by me and a friend. CHAPTER 4 UP!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
What if by Trini08 reviews
What would have happened if Teyla had shot John......
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
The Worth of One Crane by Samuraiko reviews
Since the Battle of the Landbridge, the Daidoji have been deemed the Iron Crane by the Crab Clan. But Daidoji or not, when a Crane samuraiko named Nasami arrives at the Wall, she must prove her worth to the Crab... or die in the attempt.
Legend of the Five Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Back to the Future:The Day After by Kyle McFly reviews
These story takes place after Back to the Future III left off.Marty s troubles doesnt end after getting home,the debris of the DeLorean are collected by Federal Agents who are about to find the Flux Capacitor.Marty must retrieve it before its too late....
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Prisoner of Fate by Nicole1 reviews
SHEYLA fic. John and Teyla get kidnapped on an alien planet that is not as primitive as it seems. Torture later chapters, also John and Rodney friendship quite a bit esp. in later chapters. COMPLETE PLEASE R&R
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
LOCH Chapter 1: A Help From An Enemy by SaCrEd KeEpEr reviews
Title: LOCH Part 01: An Help From An EnemyAuthor: kez n’ zerFandom: Legend of Condor Hero Disclaimer: I don’t own LOCH… Summary: Yang Guo is cured with the help from an unexpected guest…Chapter 1: A Help From An Enemy. It has been 26 days since Yang Guo &
Condor Trilogy/射雕三部曲 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Guo Jing/郭靖
Forewarned isn't always Forearmed by Attila the Conqueror reviews
[cats fanfic] Kumori watched in horror as Macavity slaughtered her parents, brothers, and sisters. Now she's out for revenge. Yeah, it's a lame title and summary, but a good story none the less. R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Cats and Elves by Karushna5 reviews
Elladan unknowingly gets a werecat for a pet. Someone finds out and he wants the cat, but is there more to this than any of them had ever delt with before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Elrohir, Aragorn
I must remember by The Stitched Ninja reviews
i was a 16 year old girl of 2004, but one night i found a necklace in a fountain that sent me into ElfQuest. Now i'm a elf girl raised by trolls and believed to be Moonfell. The lost daughter of Bearclaw and Joyleaf, sister to Cutter. DONE! Finally!
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Road Trip: The Joys of the Camper by Sophie the Hobbit reviews
The Fellowship on a road trip, in a camper! Crazziness involved in later chapters
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Peregrin T.
Quackers by Leftomaniac reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
Neverwho, Neverwhat, Neverwhen, Neverwhy by Andi de Tarauger reviews
What started out as a condensed parody of Neverwhere became...whatever the opposite of a condensed parody of Neverwhere is. Ah well. Enjoy.
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
The Cone Of Silence by chill13 reviews
A little poem I wrote to be sung to 'the Sound of Silence'
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2003
Macavity's Queens by Idiosylph reviews
Bombalurina, Cassandra, Demeter, Electra, Etcetera, Victoria and Jemima are captives of the Napoleon of Crime himself, Macavity! When Demeter escapes, can she trust the strange tribe of cats who come to her aid? CONCLUDED!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 2/14/2002 - Published: 4/9/2001
The Newcomers - Book One by Fyrie reviews
Based on Ahdeya's tales of the Yeahlika people, this is a follow on. Some members of the new cast of CATS are flung into the Yeahlika Universe. How will they deal?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2001
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The Redemption of The Snow Queen a OUAT WHAT IF Tale
"You are the only link we have to Mother, I promise you Aunt Ingrid, I will return for this urn, I will free you, and we will all be free of the Imp's influence once and for all" With those words, Elsa unwillingly traps her aunt Ingrid in the magic urn and escapes the Dark Vault; but it is a trial by fire for Elsa, and her choices will reshape the Enchanted Forest for ever
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,448 - Published: 3/30 - [Elsa, OC] Ingrid/Snow Queen, Anna
Hidden Past, Secret Future, Broken Present reviews
What if, Just after her seventh birthday, and three weeks before here unfortunate accident with Anna, Elsa and Anna were kidnapped from their parents royal flagship ? Stripped of their memories only with their names & knowledge of Elsas ice magic, they are adopted by the citizens of Warforge; Unknown to them all, their mother Idun searches each day for them
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/28 - [Elsa, OC] Anna, Queen
What You Did
"What you wanted was your sisters, what you did was make a disastrous mistake; So I warn you, make her beg, and you will never get your happy ending" With those words ringing sharply in Ingrid ears; Elsa comes into her snow lair and begs for the ribbon on her wrist to come off; Ingrid lies and gives Elsa three days to find someone with equal power; Elsa instead makes war
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,936 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/24 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, OC, Elsa
Project Bayport, Project One reviews
The Cybertronians come to Bayport, and Fenton Hardy takes on the case of a missing teenager. Lake, Toi and Swallowtail get mixed up with the Hardys in mystery. Of what importance is Waters Edge Casino ? Why are the Depceticons in Bayport ? Hi Simmons!
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Fenton H., R. Simmons
Project Icegate, Project One reviews
What is Project Icegate? What is Project One? It is both of these questions the Pentagon asks when Frenzy does some poking around, and A certain super soldier and some Autobots go to the SGC for a visit. Jack just wanted a vacation, he got it big time
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - J. O'Neill, Optimus Prime, Wheelie, OC - Complete
Tigers vs Dragons reviews
Trudy never expected to fly the newst gunship made on Earth, nor did she even think it to be a former Decepticon Seeker named Thunderstrike, nor did she expect him to save her life when she needed him the most. trudy/OC pre Avatar verse
Crossover - Transformers & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Trudy C.
The Ascension War II reviews
Takes place ten months after the events in Episode I Ascension, New allies are descovered, and new friendships are forged. But can the ties that bind the family, withstand a heatless enemy? Crosses over into BSG, Die Hard, and Fuller Brush Man
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts, the Kingdom Keepers reviews
Kingdom Hearts, and Kingdom Keepers clash together in this story of good vs evil in the Disney Parks. Three normal humans in the real work visit and work at the parks. But they are all in for the adventure of a lifetime! Read & Review & laugh please
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Kingdom Keepers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Genie
Rogue Trader Tales from the Spirit of Silence reviews
This is the story of a ship, and her nine person crew, and their adventures through the blackness of the 41st Mellenium. Technology, old ancient empires and enemeis from within are all here!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Thor
Dawnless Earth, The End Begins reviews
Book one of three of the Dawnless Earth SGA/Terminator corssover series, Sian from Last Sunrise is in her own time now, and troubles have started for the present time. Can the Team rejoin through time with Sian and survive this new world? Enjoy
Crossover - Terminator & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - John Connor, John S.
The Master and the Demonblade
Two women, bound by fate, yet thousands of years apart in age, band together to take on their worst enemy, a shadowlands magican named Shendu. The Master of the Rings, Kiriko, for personal vengance, and Anko, the demon of the Silver Sand, for a final test
Legend of the Five Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,577 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010
The Crane vs The Hook reviews
Joshua Barrie the grandson of the legenday writer James M Barrie, will finally reveal the story he has kept secret all his life; The story of Crane, the only grand daughter of Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up in heart, but did in time. Taken by Tinkerbell to Neverland, Crane is drawn into a trap of a ever changing world of revenge and heartbreak, and love. Will she survive ?
Hook - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
A Visit to Pandora reviews
Rodney and Radek watch Avatar at Earth, and create their own Avatar program on Atlantis with the Atlantis team. They visit Pandora and Radek hasd one heck of an adventure when he meets the daughter of Norm Spellman, a Na'vi woman named Vipteri
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Radek Z., Norm S.
At the Lantean Academy
Taking place approximately 15,000 years or more into the past, Amann is 17, and meets a young woman during his time at the academy, Amann learns why he is what he is, and Lianazhu becomes more then what anyone would have dreamed. in love
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010
Poem of a Spainard reviews
This is a poem of Inigo Montoya, it was written for the sheer heck of it and contains many quotes from the movie. But also a little bit more as well. Dedicated to those fighting for freedom around the world. please enjoy and have a laugh
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Inigo Montoya - Complete
So This is Snow reviews
John takes Teyla to his brothers home for a holiday dinner in Flint, then he and his brother introduce Teyla to a snowball fight, and a unexpected holiday gift is given to John as he and his brother rember their first snowball fight as young boys.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - John S., Teyla E.
Dawnless Earth The Last Sunrise reviews
The Atlantis team runs into trouble when a woman from the future is found. the team then goes against a foe they never thought they would have to fight face to face. The Terminators
Crossover - Terminator & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - John Connor, John S. - Complete
One Last Hug reviews
A What If scene that takes place during Kings of the Broken Wheel. What if One-Eye wanted to give Clearbrook one last hug, and Strongbow something more then forgiveness.
ElfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Complete
Random Fun Stuffs
A bunch of random fun stories set in the SGA universe of Pegasus galaxy. Everything and anything that can happen will and does happen to our fun filled cast.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009
Meeting the Red Devil reviews
Jack O'Niell had returned to the SGC when the last planet that he put into the SGC computers was to be visted, only thing is, the Red Devil is sealed somewhere on the planet of P9C 372, and that spells trouble for the Atlantis Team when two taken prisoner
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007
Hidden Glass Spares no Feet reviews
A madman named Dr. Pheonix Majere wants all the powers and magic of the Faerie, but can a little ragtag group of faeries and humans work together long enough to overcome their possible end? based on a dream of mine with friends from Gateworld having parts
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
He is Mine reviews
The Team come out of the stargate on a world that is of Chinese type place, and John is wounded by a Jade arrow, and Teyla fights the White Witch for Johns hand, spoilers for Forbidden Kingdom if you have not yet seen the movie. fully AU
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Forbidden Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2008 - John S. - Complete
Vierna's Redemption reviews
Fleeing wounded into the Underdark shortly after the fall of House Do'Urden, Vierna finds her brother Drizzt, And after telling him of what happened, finds her redemption and stays with her brother, like their father would have wanted.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Drizzt D., Vierna D. - Complete
A Day At The Bar reviews
It was a nice day, even though mant drunks weren't, Firefly theme to the fight with a Atlantis feel to it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
John Sheppard, Time Traveller reviews
Seeing his wife, Teyla, die at the hands of a Asrak killer in the SGC John leaves the military and goes on a life changing adventure, and lands 900,000 years into the future where he sees Teyla alive and well, with no memory of him, save for a dream.
Crossover - Timecop & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Teyla E.
The Air Surfer reviews
A totally random, nonsense poem about a Lemming, a crossover with Stargate Atlantis. totally off the wall goofy and made for the sheer heck of it
Lemmings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
X Men New War reviews
Storm and her team, Iceman and Rogue are missing, not even Xavier can find them even with using Cerebro a team of five headed for the teams last location, only to find trouble, lots of it, please see my profile for more info, rated M for strong themes
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Big Mistake reviews
John makes the mistake of teaching Teyla Strip Poker, within a minute of ending the game a CocaCola fight happens leaving them both drenched & sticky :Please note, this story is actually translated from my native language:
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Missing Mirror to Home reviews
Teyilia, a seven foot tall Felinus,Wraith found by Teyla gets sucked through a Quantam Mirror and ends up in a world that sees her own as a TV show, it is up to Teyla and John to bring her home, but can Teyla survivie the trip? see athur note for info
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,972 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Over My Head reviews
Singfic, Song Used Over My Head by Lit, different scenes from Rising to the song Onver My Head between John and Teyla, and a little bit of truth behind what John is really thinking at the very end of Rising
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
PNN Headline News reviews
Live from Atlantis it is Pegasus News Network, Tonights Major News Teyla on Trial, and the Whumper is the Judge, find out more by turning to page 245 of section D of your newspaper
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Kittens Melt Hard Hearts and strengthen Love reviews
AU, Just after Hot Zone, Teyla finds a kitten on the mainland and brings her home, not knwing that the kitten is truely Morgan Le Fey on a mission for the Ancients, Teyla loves John, and John loves Teyla, but can a kitten bring them closer?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Lost and Wounded reviews
On a normal pick up Rodney from the Mainland mission John and Teylas Jumper is damaged and crashes, leaving the pair hundreds of meters apart, both wounded and fighting for their lives through the pain, Teyla lands in a swamp John lands in a tree rated M
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Grieving the Young reviews
Teyla mourns her child Tamain who died during the night, John aids her throu her mourning. Rated M for themes near the end, written for the one word challenge on Gateworld posted by Camy, WARNING: have a Tissue ready
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Called Home to Heaven reviews
John mourns his Mothers passing, Teyla aids him throu it, written for the one word challenge on Gateworld, word used Grievances
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
The Broken Stargate reviews
Teyla is left for dead after being ambushed on a ice planet, left with only a very rusted knife, and two choices which mean either life or death, but with time running out and ice cold closeing in, what choice is there? rated T for blood & gore
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
The Dream reviews
Teyla dreams of herself as a Drow Elf, wounded, and starving, written for the one word challenge posted on Gateworld by Camy, rated M for sertain Drow themes related to female armor
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
The Ascension War reviews
Teyla and John are married, a mission goes bad, Teyla is missing,..., and John is going nuts without his wife, will John save Teyla from her fate? will he run out of time? Will Teyla Ascend or will she live? WARNING! character death. Teyla centeric
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,495 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
War of Roses reviews
John has a memory of his old Wife, then goes to Teyla for some advice and a sparring session, then the pair manage to get nearly killed by Atlantis itself when the Replicators arrive to try and retake the city, Shep Whump, Teyla Whump, rated M for themes
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Weaponless Love reviews
A simple one shot of three differetn scenes of what Teyla really went through from The Gift and Siege III a JT fic if you will, for safety it is rated T and is centered on Teyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
John Sheppards Top Ten thing to make Teyla smile reviews
In answer to a challenege posted by Camy I figured what the hey? and wrote a short yet humor filled top ten list of what John would do to put a smile ofn Teyla's pretty face
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Rourkes Revenge reviews
A man Named Vinny spawns a slew of questions, bringing the Atlantis team to Earth, and to Atlantis itself, the same Atlantis that Vinny visited almost a hundred years ago, there they help save the place from a returning Rourke. rated M see my bio for more
Crossover - Atlantis & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Teyla E.
Back at the Flowershop, looking back reviews
Vinny tells of his past and working at the flowershop, as well as what he does with the crystal that Kida gave him. And what the crystal does for him and his mother. Rated T
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
You Bet Yor Life With Groucho Marx reviews
Teyla and John get transported from the SGC 50 years into the past to 1957 and to get home that have to match wits with the Legendary Groucho Marx
Crossover - Marx Brothers & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Countering Counter Strike Scource
The team runs into trouble on a planet as Teyla is locked inside of a VRM inside a game much like CSS, Warning, Teyla Whump in second chapter. Rated M for bloodgore and strong language, completed
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,137 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Teyla E. - Complete
Feline Dreams and Stranger Things reviews
rated M for catowner terms and some colorful language Teyla wakes in bed as a housecat, unable to be a human, she and the team then go to M1Z Z1A to see why Teyla turned into a cat overnight R&R please, it is the only way to get more of this fun story.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Teyla E., Rodney M.
When Worlds Collide
RENAMED! Based on a very wacked out dream that I had. Teyla's long lost sister Teyilia arrives in full Kull Armor, the team then goes on a mission with Teyilia, and they run into some Wraith Woshippers, a stray Dart, and a very well kept safe room.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Teyla E.
Prisoners, again! reviews
Takes place right after Season 3 Common Ground, Teyla and John are taken prisoner, McKay sets up a plan to get them home, and Carson is worried, just a normal day in Atlantis, yeah, sure, not a day goes by when nothing happens to the team.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2007 - John S., Teyla E.
Hunter: War of Shadows
this story is based on a Roleplaying game of the same name, the characters are all new, and it is set in the World of Darkness
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,649 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Stargate SG? reviews
A crossover of sevral SciFi movies, Star Wars, Star Craft, Star Trek and World of Warcraft pluse Stargate Atlantis. a mission to Caltt'latc to help start a truce goes bad as SG1 and the Anthrofeild Children of Bastet fight side by side.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
2 Kittens 2 Sisters 1 Owner reviews
Demeter and Bombalurina get a home, but life does not slow down, in fact it slows up...as in buckle in everybody it's gonna get a little crazy plese review.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete