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Joined 07-31-01, id: 99316, Profile Updated: 02-24-16
Author has written 35 stories for Die Hard, West Wing, Harry Potter, Faculty, Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, House, M.D., Firefly, Hunger Games, X-Men, and Sherlock.

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(24 February 2016)

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32471 - Favs: 19,365 - Follows: 15,739 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tryouts by scribblingfortheheckofit reviews
Oliver Wood at tryouts his fourth year, meeting new prospective Chasers. Now with a Coda that's back from the cutting board.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Simple Coincidence by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
It wasn't done on purpose, Luna knows. It can't be done on purpose. But knowing that doesn't make going into Herbology Class any easier. It doesn't make her like Professor Sprout any more. In fact, coincidence or not, it just makes her miss her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Luna L., P. Sprout - Complete
Filch's First Year by Setsuna529 reviews
How did a Squib like Argus Filch ever make it to Hogwarts? What is it that Professor Dumbledore saw in him, all those years ago? The truth about Mrs. Norris, and why one shouldn't trust a half-giant like Hagrid. Chapter 2 of 11?, updated periodically.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Argus F., Rubeus H.
George's Ear by Censorship is a Cancer reviews
Just a poem I thought up on a whim from my sister-in-law. Good on me?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - George W.
Still by sick-atxxheart reviews
It's just before dawn, and she's still holding on to that piece of broken glass, still holding on to the nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Katie B., Harry P. - Complete
it's too quiet by ncfan reviews
-Percy, Fred- The shop after Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Snake Eyes by ncfan reviews
Who would ever want to be in Slytherin House?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
I'm Not On A Boat! by Ember Nickel reviews
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead: "You can't not be on a boat." "I've frequently not been on boats." "No, no, no...what you've been is not on boats." Parody of "I'm On A Boat."
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Glowing Christmas Baubles by Aurora West reviews
GeorgeAngelina Christmas drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
The Boy Who Also Lived by Setsuna529 reviews
[[We're all going to keep fighting, Harry.]] Neville Longbottom's perspective on the events that transpired leading to Voldemort's demise in HP:Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
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The Danger Games reviews
Every year, 48 mutants (one from each state* in the USA) are forced to fight in a televised death match called 'The Danger Games'. This year's tributes are: Jubilation Lee (CA), Robert Drake (OR), Warren Worthington (WA), Julian Keller (ID), and... CH8: Nevada's reaping. (CH9 coming soon: Meet the Victors from previous years, and more tributes!) [Bobby POV; AU inspired by THG]
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Warren W. III/Archangel, Robert D./Iceman, Jubilee, Emma F./White Queen
A Stamford Education
John Watson receives an unexpected call that will make him question his friendships and relationships. (Rated for upcoming chapters.) R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30 - Sherlock H., John W., M. Stamford, Mary M.
V-Day
It is an ordinary day of detective work for Sherlock Holmes. But John Watson is distracted, to say the least. John POV. Johnlock. AU (not flatting together, etc) Choose your own adventure - leave a review with what you think happens next. P.S. Happy Valentine's Day? (...in September)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2015 - John W., Sherlock H.
Robert Drake, CPA reviews
AU. A world without superheroes or mutants - or is it? Ch1: Bobby is a Certified Public Accountant with a crush on a client... named Kitty. Ch2: Bobby meets a certain mall-rat. Will sparks fly? Ch3: It's a date! Sort of... In which Bobby says all the wrong things. - R&R #ReviewForReview I review back.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Robert D./Iceman, Jubilee, Katherine P./Shadowcat
When I Realize
A moment in Finnick Odair's life that reminds him of everything he has been fighting for. [Finnick's POV]
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Finnick O.
More Than You Needed To Know reviews
How Benjy Williams became Puddlemere United's infamous playboy and Seeker. •CH1: Nymphadora Tonks, Donaghan Tremlett, Charlie Weasley, and Benjy Williams get Sorted. •CH2: Post-War. Benjy and a certain bushy-haired know-it-all. •CH3: 2nd Year Benjy finds more trouble with Tonks, Donny, & Charlie. •CH4: Post-War. Benjy encounters Ms. Angelina Johnson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Charlie W., Hermione G., Angelina J.
Today… Tomorrow… and Always reviews
Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Love? Not so much. Through hard work, sheer dumb luck, and "help" from friends Fred & George Weasley, Oliver hopes to convince Katie his feelings are true. CH11: Oliver finally 'escapes' from the Hospital wing with Katie's help, of course ... perhaps a celebration is in order?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Oliver W., Katie B.
What Makes You Katie Bell reviews
Happy Birthday, Katie. Love, Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Five Long Years
Katniss reflects on her recent past, wherein she has finally let go of Gale, but what happened next hasn't turned out to be her Happily Ever After either, and she just doesn't know who else to turn to. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue, somewhat AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
A Point reviews
A collection of short POV pieces from different characters. Updated whenever inspiration strikes. CH1: Katie Bell / Oliver Wood. CH2: Ginny / Harry. CH3: Hermione / Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
More Often Than Not reviews
What if Sybill Trelawney actually made quite a number of accurate prophecies... but no one was paying attention? CH 1: Oliver Wood recounts an incident to McGonagall... which, had he realised, might have saved him some troubles with a certain Chaser...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Oliver W., Minerva M.
When We're Dead reviews
Fred and George are the least surprised at what happens. Pre and Post DH. "Mum's determined to catch me breaking down in tears, burying my face in his clothes, or some rubbish like that. Not going to happen." FW/AJ & GW/AJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/26/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Titanium Steel: A True Story reviews
When your pilot summons you to the bridge - you go. Ain't no questions asked. Though sometimes you wonder how robots and dinosaurs got involved.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Mal, Wash - Complete
Another Clueless Morning reviews
Throw in some humor, some mystery, someone in House's bed, and some differential diagnosis, and this is what you get. [House's P.O.V.]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Extraordinary Wizards reviews
Ron is feeling lackluster about his wizarding abilities but Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Tonks are there to cheer him up. Err... Well, sort of. Oh, and it's Christmasy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Ron W., N. Tonks
A Handful of Worries reviews
Frodo and Sam are off on their own and they find that they share some of the same concerns. (NOT slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Petulant Child reviews
The last thoughts of Emperor Commodus.
Gladiator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2002
Yesterday reviews
Faramir and Eowyn meet for the first time. Merry -in classic Hobbit fashion- helps Faramir figure her out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
The Faculty reviews
Here's Chapter 4. Enjoy. (Casey POV, Rated R for language)
Faculty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002
Not Forgotten reviews
Aragorn is working on something important and with the help of Merry and Pippin, he just might be able to pull it off.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Aragorn
Yourself Or Someone Like You reviews
A little summer reading for you (and I hope to have more up soon). Ch. 1: Leo's been putting ideas into Jed's head. -- Ch. 2: The President isn't finished with what he wanted to say.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002
Ovals Have No Corners reviews
Meetings, brownies, enough bagels to feed a Malaysian army, baby seals, things that go "Pock!", fun with adjectives, and a Ms. Wade of England.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,579 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001
Superman reviews
One man alone cannot hold up the world - but he will try. -- Josh won't take "No." for an answer, Toby agrees with Josh, and the President needs a job done. Can Sam handle it all by himself? Sam POV.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002
Toby's Inferno reviews
Toby finds himself wandering around in a strange world with the President, the Devil, and some friends. (Variation on Dante's Inferno.)
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 1/6/2002
The Internet Is Not A Fad reviews
"Rob Lowe makes the worst presidential aide ever!" Poking fun at the cast. Kind of insane... but who doesn't like insanity?
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 11/12/2001
Prison Windows reviews
Someone shows up very unexpectedly and asks Josh for some help... 'The vilest deeds like poison-weeds bloom well in prison-air...' (Oscar Wilde)
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20/2002
English Isn't Our First Language reviews
Donna wants to help the President but Josh knows what she's really up to - no matter what language it's written in.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2002
Lost: Mittens reviews
Donna loses something so Toby and Sam try to help, Josh just sits there and laughs, and CJ yells at them all to get back to work.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2002
Implied reviews
Pointless Josh/Sam conversation... but those are the best kind.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2002
Thunderstorms reviews
Jed/Abbey - How they met. (I might continue this, but I want to know what people think.)
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2001
Childhood Drama: The Life Of Joshua Lyman reviews
Josh's life, Josh's POV. "I promise that as soon as you’re done reading, I’ll send you a sympathy card and a fruit basket."
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001
A Hogwart's Christmas Party Introduction reviews
By Yours Truly - Fred and George Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2001 - George W., Fred W.
Only On Thursdays reviews
One of a few conversations that I have written... Characters undecided - suggestions welcome.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/24/2001
Nine Eleven reviews
All characters. “We have a serious situation on our hands.” My first WW fic, tough topic, but I tried.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2001
Only in Dreams reviews
After Die Hard 3. M for language. It's John McClane. What kind of language did you expect?
Die Hard - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/10/2001 - John M., Holly G. - Complete