Shadowed Song
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Joined 02-18-06, id: 993161
Author has written 1 story for Bones.


I know I take forever to upload stuff, but my dad's in the process of moving in with his girlfriend (who I don't like) and most of my fanfics are on his computer -grumble-

Song of the week: House of Wolves- My Chemical Romance

Here's a list of things to learn, they might just save your life--

When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak using someone else's voice.

When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, do not solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

If you're searching for something that caused a LOUD noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits, run!

Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Do not stop and look around.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had three-quarters of a tank of gas, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway; most likely you will be eaten alive.

Beware of strangers bearing strange tools (e.g., chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from their deceased previous companions).

If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

If you answer a knock at the front door and you are greeted by a humanoid who is far, far hairier than you, close the door as soon as possible. Otherwise, pray quickly.


Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Shadowed Song

Alright- now's the time I beg for for forgiveness from anyone who had been keeping track of my fanfics. My computer ate a great deal of my documents including all of my prospective chapters. Sorry for any inconvienences.

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Serial Killers in Heat by LoyalistEternal reviews
What is the mating dance between two accomplished serial killers? An AU Peter/Liv fic. WARNING: Sex, death, murder, violence
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
The Course of True Love by Unknownhacker1 reviews
When Kel has had it with being treated like on of the guys, will a little belly dancing and some new friends make her feel better? Will forces beyond her control prevent her from finding Love? Is her fate her own? R & R! GIVE IT A TRY! Long but GOOD!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 71,238 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Karaoke Death Match by DarkAngel.of.RiffWaves reviews
What happens when our favorite Tortallian heroes compete for one prize in a karaoke contest? Will Alanna kill Jon? What happens when Neal gets his groove on?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
I'll Be There To Catch You When You Fall by bakapiko reviews
[The Last One Chosen]Galbatorix has a secret. A secret that Eragon could never believe. A secret that, if destroyed, could put all of Alagaesia in danger. And, as Eragon discovers Galbatorix's past, promises and lies don't only break. They shatter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
According to the Story by Elektra3 reviews
[Aveyond] How to become friends without really trying.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
How to Make Murtagh Crazier by alsdssg reviews
Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Stasis by Alexis Durem reviews
Danny contracts a mysterious illness and gets sent to none other than the world renowned, if slightly cynical Dr. Gregory House. Rated T because of the language House uses. CHAPTERS 1 through 9 EDITED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,580 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The New Hope Players by starfishbeliever reviews
After Kel returns from Steadfast, Tobe and the citizens of New Hope decide to lend their still single commander a hand in the romance area, and what a better time to do it than Midwinter? KD, EDITED 09/2009
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Indiana and Kentucky by vintagexromance reviews
Holly is driving fast. And Artemis is feeling slightly sick.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Balance: Light or Dark by Ehwaz-Ansuz-Kano reviews
Eragon finds out he has another brother, what will he do when they meet? Murtagh's getting forced into marriage and there's another Rider. Two army's collide in war and someone has opened the Vault of Souls! AUTHOR'S NOTE: I wrote this story 8 years ago and was 13/14 so beware spelling errors/grammar mistakes. Errors in my later works are due to not proof reading/missing things.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,531 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Gone by vintagexromance reviews
One person's opinion on how Jack would react to a death of a dearly loved one.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Wolf Speaker by SakuraWolf11 reviews
Wolf Speaker is a halfling, born and raised at the same time Firekeeper is. Wolf Speaker grows up hearing about Firekeeper from foreign birds and eventually, foreign people. He sets out to find somewhere he belongs, hoping to find his place.
Firekeeper Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2006
Beastly Tongues by SakuraWolf11 reviews
Being REWRITTEN as a Plot Bunny for Plot Bunny Madness my collection of plot bunnies
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2006
Eáránë Táralóm by vintagexromance reviews
Too random for it's own good.... written by two bored teenagers on Neopets... brace yourself
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006
The Runaway in the Rain reviews
What begins as an average case quickly becomes a frantic search for a serial killer when Booth and Bones find a mass grave containing the strangely malformed bones of nearly twenty teens, but what they found lying on the top may prove even stranger still.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008