Author has written 7 stories for Lost Boys, Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Walking Dead, and American Horror Story.
hair color: dark red/ long
This is my free time enjoyables
watching horror movies or just movies.
listening to my fav music
writing for all my fans.
i like chocolate milk!
Personality; I love to be outgoing but i am shy also i love to hang with my friends. I hate people who think their all that and i hate people who tell you what to do. I just hate their guts wish they would burn in HELL ( i know dramatic huh?LOL)
i am really nice to people (usually) unless they stab me in the back or talk about me i will not talk to any one in a grade higher than me here in my school because they r all snooty.(except my friends of course)
If your best friend is as obsessed with vampire as you are. Copy and paste this into your profile. (My friend Jenny is just as freaky as I am.. love ya girly)
98 of teens do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your think that life without computers is useless then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (I finally admitted wanting to become a vampire to someone, he asked and when I said "probably yes" he thought I was freakier then originally thought. -haha- I don't care what people think of me anymore.)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics stories is fun then copy this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoou lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. (Very very true for me)
More Funny Stuff
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass."
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Child abuse - MAKE IT STOP!
If you dislike child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."
If barbie is so popular...then y do u have 2 buy her friends?
I intend to live forever- so far so good
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"
I've got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there
I'm a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!
I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
I never met a chocolate I never liked!
lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet!
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature
"inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out...But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate."
All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
There is not I in team, but there is a ME!!
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
So what if I'm a bitch. You're a whore. And personally, I would like to be known for what I do, not who I do.
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in spanish. Would you like some ice for that spanish burn?
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
My Best friend is better than yours! So stick that in your juice box and suck it!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
HOMOPHOBES ARE GAY! So, if Homophobes are gay, that means Homophobes are freakishly scared of themselves. Strange, no wonder all Homophobes are ugly! They won't look in the mirror.
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws. (sad but true)
If you love someone let them go, if they come back to you their yours, if they don't hunt them down and kill them
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem. It is generally employed only by small children and large nations
Have you noticed? anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i can not change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hid the bodies of those i had to kill because they pissed me off.
Flying is simple, just through yourself at the ground and miss
Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die
All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand
Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm
Once is chance, Twice is coincidence, Three times is enemy action.
Copy and Paste stuff
-If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
-If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, to You i give My soul, girlswithguns,
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!
-If you're a dork/nerd/geek but for some reason your friends haven't figured it out yet (we're all in disguise!), then copy and paste this on your profile!
-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited over like two good reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
-If you've ever experienced deja vu, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
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-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
-If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend/girlfriend or just because you want to , copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
-If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.
-If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
-If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.
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-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
this thing is so cool
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.
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1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
11. My Reality Check bounced.
12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.On the other hand you have different fingers.Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.Honk if you love peace and quiet.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.You can't have everything...where would you put it?Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.I wished the buck stopped here as I could use a few.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread." Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) Ask what the order taker is wearing. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. Change your accent every three seconds. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't." If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be 10.99; please pull up to the first window." Rent a pizza. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. Imitate the order taker's voice. Eliminate verbs from your speech. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. Ask to see a menu. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?" Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!" Ask if the pizza is organically grown. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. Be vague in your order. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. Put them on hold. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?" When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math." Order term life insurance. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?" Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word." Order a steamed pizza. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."
So I Know I havent even put pics of my OC's on here...Dammit im stupid well umm here they are i guess hahahahaha.
Girl from Naruto Story:
And there they are :)
Yes I have all of these to my profile and I AM OBSESSED WITH THE LOST BOYS! Seriosly if I had a choice I would so hunt them down and ask to be one!!
Any way read my stories most are for Lost Boys anyway. And tell me what you think about them.
Thanks A bunch
P.S. Dylan Flagg(DJFlagg2141992) is AWESOME and thinks the that "The Lost Boys" and Edward Cullen should DIE!!
(that would be my awesome buddy DJ